cheers and applause larry thank you very much. Thank you so much. Man what a crowd thank you. Larry Larry Larry Larry larry thank you so much. So kind. Larry larry, larry. Larry thank you so much, guys. I appreciate it. Welcome to the nightly show. Im your host larry wilmore. Im so excited save some of that, because peaches is on the show tonight. cheers and applause so excited. So excited by that. Okay, anyhow, so much to do tonight, a lot to do. Larry, larry, larry, larry. Sorry to interrupt, but i have an announcement to make larry oh, hey, robin. Robin thede, everybody. cheers and applause robin. So, whats going on, robin . Its Harriet Tubman day, larry larry oh, yeah, thats right i forgot. Happy Harriet Tubman day and a happy Harriet Tubman day to you. Larry all right, okay. applause this day is so exciting i mean, when she refused to give up her seat on that bus larry wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, robin. That was rosa parks. Oh, i know. But you know who doesnt . Most people. And
cheers and applause Larry Larry Larry larry thank you very much. Welcome to nightly show. So kind. Please, please, please, thank you. I priebt. I am larry wilmore. Man, weve got a great crowd tonight. What a great crowd. Anyhow, you guys, i try to make nightly show a nice place to work. On on tuesdays we take it easy, get a little cold brew in the kitchen. So guess what i call that day cold brewsday. So, yeah, im a pretty fun boss. But despite my adorable puns, ill never be as beloved as chobani c. E. O. Hamdi ulukaya, who just did this ulukaya is giving his employees a 10 stake in the company when it goes public or is sold. Its a windfall that could be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, each. laughter larry note to self yogurt doesnt work for spit takes. Thats disgusting. Oh, my god. All right, so. laughter so these chobani employees are going to be so rich, theyll be able to afford to eat chobani that is amazing. Thats pretty good. And i bring up chobani as a counterpoint to wha
laughter allegedly allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. And he announced today that he is retiring from the nfl after 18 years. Yeah, um, apparently, he wants to spend more time with his sponsors. Um. laughter he will be rich. I mean missed. applause and cheering go out, peyton. So from one man covered in orange to another, i, uh. laughter, applause cheering i think we can, uh. We can all agree donald trump is the best thing to happen to politics. He, uh. No, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. cause there was a time when, for most people, watching primary debates was a chore. And, you know, and one of those chores that you dont have to do. You know, like dusting the toilet. laughter but now, thanks to trump, people are once again engaged in the democratic process, hoping, just hoping to catch moments like this. He referred to my hands. If theyre small, Something Else must be small. I guarantee you, theres no problem. I guarantee it. All right. laughter thats right. That, that was a primetim
speaking in Foreign Language Bernie Sanders. speaking Foreign Language trevor no Habla Espanol speaking spanish laughter applause ai yi yi if you missed the debate last night, you really missed a great night. Not only half of it was in spanish but i love these two going at it. Both are super smart, passionate and politically not completely dissimilar. The big difference now between Bernie Sanders and hillary is Bernie Sanders is shooting for the stars even if the rocket ship might blow up. And hillary is just, like, lets just fly to akron and get there in one piece. Thats whats going on right now. applause now, it wasnt like were both candidates shining bright lights in a field that, lets be honest, is freaking out a lot of people. Because over the last few months america has gone from yes we can to yes we canada . Google trends tweeted searches for a move to canada are high than anytime in google history. Started spiking on super tuesday as the results began rolling in. Trevor this is
Man what a crowd thank you. Larry Larry Larry Larry larry thank you so much. So kind. Larry larry, larry. Larry thank you so much, guys. I appreciate it. Welcome to the nightly show. Im your host larry wilmore. Im so excited save some of that, because peaches is on the show tonight. cheers and applause so excited. So excited by that. Okay, anyhow, so much to do tonight, a lot to do. Larry, larry, larry, larry. Sorry to interrupt, but i have an announcement to make larry oh, hey, robin. Robin thede, everybody. cheers and applause robin. So, whats going on, robin . Its Harriet Tubman day, larry larry oh, yeah, thats right i forgot. Happy Harriet Tubman day and a happy Harriet Tubman day to you. Larry all right, okay. applause this day is so exciting i mean, when she refused to give up her seat on that bus larry wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, robin. That was rosa parks. Oh, i know. But you know who doesnt . Most people. And i went out to prove it. Im talking to people about Harriet Tubman