Than himself bing, bing, bing laughter applause and if you were considering taking the plunge north, then you might be interested that this week the white house had a maplescented visitor. Today, obama welcomes trudeau to the oval office for the first time. Canadas young, enhanced new Prime MinisterJustin Trudeau arrived with wife sowf yand three kids for tonights steak dinner at the white house. Trevor aint no party like a canada party because a canada party is respectful and ends promptly at 10 30. applause on the dot. Now, there has been a buzz, or a lot of buzz, really, over canadas new Prime MinisterJustin Trudeau about how magnetic and charismatic he is. To be honest, i dont see it. I honestly dont see it. I mean, look, the guy is sort of attractive, you know, like the way his hair falls and, you know, those eyes you could get lost in and the square jaw of a mountie. You know, if youre into that kind of thing. So, fine, hes an 8. laughter by politician standards hes, like, some number we havent even discovered yet. Well, they have discovered it in canada because their schools are way better. audience reacts but still, the point is the point is, you see, if youre canadian you would have seen that joke coming. laughter but, still, the point is, why are people losing their heads . Just because hes not the usual political stuffed shirt . I was a snowboard instructor, i was a bouncer in a nightclub, a White Water River guide for many years, i worked as a teacher. Trevor why do i suddenly have an urge to throw my panties at the screen . I dont even wear panties. Just the other day the Prime Minister was cuddling the panda at the zoo audience reacts trevor are you happy are you happy cheers and applause ive never had these feelings to anyone, eh and my favorite thing about Prime Minister trudeau four years into his political career, he chose an unusual way to prove he was more than the spoiled son of canadian royalty. He turned an annual Charity Boxing match into a political opportunity, challenging Patrick Brazeau as senator from the opposition who had a black belt incraty. Canadians took one look at the twof them and said trudeau had lost his mind. Trevor hold on. I thought it was weird enough that this guy who was a canadian politician, but can we talk a second just about this guy . What the hell is going on . Are canadian voters electing people straight out of the expendables . Whats going on . He looks like he should be guarding a door at a strip club, not anything in government. laughter by the way, whats crazy is trudeau kicked that guys ass. Yeah, he kicked his ass and he made a political point applause so hes tough, ripped and friends with pandas. I mean, surely there is nothing else this man can do to make you love him even more. Prime minister trudeau has allowed a 25,000 Syrian Refugees to enter into the country. That is something that the United States has not done. Trevor and he loves refugees . cheers and applause ahhh ahhh you happy now . You have all of me take it all, trudeau cheers and applause moving on. Religion. A system of core beliefs that units us all and trying to prove whose god is the dopist. One american town is in the midst of the battle. Ronny chang filed this report. For thousands of years, jews, muslims and christians have been fighting ability which book is right about god stuff like jersey housewives of the middle east and now 400 years of religious warfare coming to america. Blending of christians, jews and muslims. The tryfaith initiative in omaha, nebraska, is opening a synagogue, church and mosque in the same location. I sat down with the rabbi, the reverend and the muslim guy in charge to find out what the hell they were thinking. We fundamentally think peace is possible and feel this can be a model for others. Trevor dont you think its arrogant to fly in the face of 1400 years of hating each other . Religions do not teach us to hate, religions teach us to hug. Does it make you want to kill him . Hug him. They were one step of jihadding a crew said all over each other. Doesnt anyone in omaha see how dangerous this is . Innocent people will die. Thank you. This is Mark Christian, president of the global faith institute. He used to be a muslim and you will never guess what religion Mark Christian converted to. I was a sunni muslim and a now a follower of christ. Im a twofaithed kind of person. Youre twofaced, yeah. Twofaithed. You have two different personalities. Faithed. Not faces. Two. Faith. After a another half hour of pronunciation less sense we got down to the scary bleep . Muslims and christians and jews do not agree on their ideology whatsoever. The radical muslims and jihadist will find any reason to keel kyl many people in the tryfaith ministry. See, terrorists hate cooperation. When yieth hears about this, they will drop everything and head straight for omaha, if they can find it. I know it seems like a good idea, like kfc mixed with taco bell and pizza hut, fantastic on paper but will slowly kill all of us. There are three of us and were the faces of kind of like three guys who have fallen in love with this same woman but this womans love is greater and vaster than our own that she can have a relationship with all of us. Foursome, got it. No. And its a lot of fun having a foursome. There is a lot of fun taking place when three great faiths come together and acknowledge they worship the same god. Come together, yeah. Hes going to be pretty pissed when he realizes why we just highfifed. These are just three progressive fun loving dude who want to party down with the weird ghost thing they all believe in. Think of the practicality, like a religious tou turducken. How do you fit a church and synagogue and muslim into one building. They have a each building. Will be separate . Each faith communities are existing in separate facilities. This is not the taco and donut shop you dratted created before. The big deal . Globally, two out of three muslims wants to overthrow the government and apply sharia law and live under the leadership of islamic state. I knew it. I had to warn them about the scary muslim guy. Im sorry, can you cover your ears one second . Thank you. Listen, two out of every three muslim wants time pose sharia law on the entire world. Thats ridiculous first, and second fundamentalist of all stripes want to impose their views on all the world. Who told you this lie . Can i stop you guys . Sir, youre being really aggressive now and i need you to take it down a few notches. Okay, as many notches as you like. These guys talk a big game of tolerance. What happens if Mark Christian is right . What happens if they do get attacked . We will stand together and defend ourselves and support each other. With your guns and bombs. E dont need any guns. We have ideas. Im not going to lie. Youre scaring the bleep out of me right now. I dont mean to. They just wouldnt give up. There was only one thing that could take down the trifaith initiative. Every relationship i have had has been destroyed by trying to what to watch on netflix. Madmen. Homeland. As i expected, they were falling apart. I used to like girls and then i gave up on h. B. O. No way. Portlandia . Yeah. Easier than i thought. If a jew, a christian and muslim can walk into a war and its not a joke and they dont kill each other, maybe there is hope for peace in the middle east of america. Trevor ronny chang, everybody. Well be right back. Well be right back. cheers and applause yeah, i was just talking uhabout yourico . Emergency Roadside Service and how its available 24 7 and then our car overheated. What are the chances . Can you send a tow truck please . Uh, the location . Youre not going to believe this but its um. Its in a tree. I wish i was joking, mate, but its literally stuck in a tree. car horn honking a chainsaw . No, no, all we really need is a tow truck. Day or night, geicos emergency Roadside Service is there for you. Are you eating lucky charms . No. This is a dream. Theyre magically delicious. People love me for saving them over half a grand when they switch to progressive. So im dabbling in new ventures. It was boardgame night with the dalai lama. Great guy. Terrible player. Go paperless dont stress, girl i got the discounts that you need its a balancing act, but i got to give the people what they want more box. Any words for the critics . What can i say . Critties gonna neg. [ applause ] the what . [ laughs ] hi im kristie. And im jess. And we are the bug chicks. Were a nanobusiness. Windows 10 really helps us get the word out about how awesome bugs are. Kids learn to be brave and curious and all kids speak the language of bug. Hey cortana, find my katydid video. Oh this is so good. If youre trying to teach a kid about a proboscis. Just sketch it on the screen. I dont have a touch screen on my mac, im jealous of that. You put a big bug in a kids hands and change their world view. Whos the genius who puts a girl in heels on a subway grate . Miss monroe, eat a snickers. Why . You get a little cranky when youre hungry. Better . Much better. This scene will never make the cut. Trevor welcome back to the daily show you know, guys, weve gotten to m aq e past yearp so well over laughter i mean, at this point, hes practically a member of the family, specifically the uncle who hits on your wife at funerals. But there is so much about trump that remains unexamined and thats why tonight were introducing a new segment where we spotlight an obscure moment from trumps past. I could do this all day. Got involved in politics beyond and i believe in trashing your enemies. I look in that fat ugly face of hers and say rosy, youre fired. applause trevor pure gems. Todays lost trump nugget, a 1999 interview with the New York Times in which trump shares his thoughts on poor people. But before we get to that, lets acknowledge donald trump spent a lot of time boasting about his tremendous wealth. In fact, according to this pie chart we made up, trump devoted a full 58 of his campaign the telling us how rich he is. laughter yet trump has also managed to attract the support of many lowincome voters as trump himself will attest. Actually, the people i resonate the best with are poor people and people who are really blue collar. My base and the people who like me best are poor people and working class people and im very proud of that. Trevor it makes sense. Opposites attract. Its the same reason why bern and ernie cant stop bleep . Its a thing. laughter but its true. Poor people love trump. In fact, among the poorest 50 counties in the United States that have voted thus far, trump has won 45 of them, and one of the things they love most about trump is his honesty. Trump dominating among voters looking for a political outsider who tells it like it. He doesnt care what people think. Trump speaks the truth. Hes not politically correct and he says what is on his mind. Trevor yep, he says what is on his mind mocking and people are looking for a president with the guts to tell mexicans theyre rapists take that, ab abraham lincoln, u coward rm plaids trump think about his base . Lets book look up a the interview with the New York Times. I watched politicians bragging about how poor they are and i said to myself if they can stay so poor for so many generations, maybe this isnt the kind of person we want to be electing to higher office. How smart can they be . Its a rhetorical question, but lab rates theyre morons. laughter incredible. Donald trump told the newspaper that he thinks poor people, the people voting now for him in droves are morons. Something a cartoonishly evil comic book villain would say people are morons now get out to have the soup kitchen so i can bull doze it to build a water park for my pet tiger laughter and just in case trumps disdain for the poor wasnt entirely clear, he goes on to say, do you want someone who gets to be president and thats literally the highestpaying job hes ever had . Yeah, so, in other words, trump wants america to be a blu plutocracy. Trump thinks basically a normalincome person cant be president. If you dont earn rich money, you will be bleep all over the white house, running around, secret service will say, what are you doing . You go, i dont know, im middle class. My kids are in Public School laughter no one slamming your fan base would destroy a candidate but we know thats not going to happen to trump. Once trump is president ial, this segment will become illegal. There you have it. Well be right back cheers and applause this is violet. 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You dont have to ask me twice laughter trevor welcome to the show. Thanks for joining me. Thanks for having me. I havent ever been on the daily show. Ive always envied people who have come on here. So thanks for finally letting me in the door. Trevor im sure people envy your life. Theyd swap with you. You have lived quite a life. You were born in india, lived in los angeles, lived in london, new york city, you have been everything from a model, a chef, a tv personality and now author. Why and how . How did you come to be this person . Well, its a long story, but its in that book. laughter trevor you know what, lets go over specifics in the book. One thing i did pick up in this book is how and i connected with that is how being a traveler of the world has shaped who you are as a person. Absolutely. I mean, im not a chef, but im a food writer. I wouldnt be able to do what i do if i didnt have the life that i did. When i published my first cookbook, all these haters were, like, what the hell does a model know about food . Which i can understand. But i always loved to eat, and i wouldnt be able to do what i do if i hadnt had that career as a model because that afforded me the ability to travel to all these exotic and beautiful places from bali to seychelles to paris, what have you. Trevor its funny, when you say that, im picturing the haters. And youre going, i traveled the world. Theyre going, yeah, you traveled the world denying the food. No, no laughter first of all, when i was a model 20 years ago, you didnt have to be quite as thin as you do now and, you know, were freaks of nature. Like, its not normal to be 59 and weigh 115 pounds. Trevor one thing i picked up from the book that honestly was surprising, i guess two themes, really, one, a very strong feminist point of view talking really about body shaming, about the ideas behind what the ideal female body is and also yourself talking about your scar. Thats a side of you i think a about. You know, most of my family has graduate degrees and some of my distant relatives have nobel prizes. So, after college, i spent most of my 20s modeling and i know for a fact that is no accomplishment of my own, that the alchemy of the genetics that my parents gave to me. Trevor yeah. So i was in my late 20s, making a career change, not knowing where i was going but knew i wanted to do something more meaningful and the first step of that was showing my scar and being open about my scar. I know a lot of young girls look at those magazines and think thats how they need to be, and those arent their genetics. So i did suffer a lot of guilt or mixed feelings about how i had made my living. Trevor sort of perpetuating the idea behind what you see is exactly. And its not an accident that 95 of people who have anorexia are women. Thats a fact. Also, now, having spent ten years on american television, i can tell you that people talk about my appearance a lot more than they talk about tom calicios appearance because hes a man. Nobody asks him how he keeps his figure on top chef, right . applause thats fine. Lucky for the show, i happen to be a really vain bitch, so laughter so i want to look good, and i have three people whose sole job it is to make me look good, and they have dresses in four sizes because i gained, like, 17 pounds. I consume a bleep load of food on the show and what it takes me six weeks to gain, it takes me 12 weeks, at least, to lose. I have a lot in common with the canadian Justin Trudeau. I, too, box. Putting it out there. applause trevor really fascinating. But i have a crush on him, too. Him and the pope. I know its sad to say. laughter im not even catholic, but im kind of sweet on the pope. I think hes a really cool pope. Trevor its the hat. laughter its the hat. The Season Finale of top chef airs thursday, march 17, 9 00 p. M. On bravo. And love, loss and what we ate is available now. Padma lakshmi, everyone cheers and applause there has to be a way. Carry the centimeter, divide by 3. 14 something something something. [ beeping, whirring ] great caesar salad and now the name your price tool shows people policy options to help fit their budget. Is that a true story . Yeah people really do save an average of over 500 when they switch. I mean about you inventing it. I invented the story, and isnt that what really matters . So. What else about me . Are you eating lucky charms . No. This is a dream. Theyre magically delicious. Meet jimmy. He just got his license and look at him. Hes already restoring this beast himself. 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Good evening and welcome to the [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the Teatro Dellopera di roma for this, the first in a series of debates among the candidates hoping to succeed Pope John Paul ii as head of the Roman Catholic church. Im tim russert. Ill be your moderator tonight. Now, lets meet the candidates. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ applause ] [ applause ] [ laughter and applause ] [ women screaming ] [ applause ] the first question is for the reverend al sharpton. Reverend sharpton, you are not a Roman Catholic. Indeed you are an ordained minister in the pentecostal church. Youre progay marriage, proabortion rights, and support women in the priesthood, all of which run counter to church teachings. In addition, you were the chief figure behind the infamous Tawana Brawley hoax and were once caught on an fbi surveillance tape, discussing a scheme to distribute cocaine while wearing a leather cowboy hat. [ laughter ] given all this, isnt your candidacy for pope at best a long shot . Tim, i may be the underdog in this race. But im the only candidate telling the truth. The Catholic Church has got to change. We got too much incense and not enough common sense. You understand . We got too many peoples investments and not enough investments in peoples. You understand . Not enough touching peoples hearts, too much touching peoples kids. [ laughter ] cardinal rinaldi, your response. Cardinal urbino, rebuttal . [ laughter ] anyone . [ laughter ] all right, the next question is for cardinal degiaccomo. Cardinal degiaccomo, youre 217 years old. [ laughter ] isnt your age bound to be a factor here . [ whispering ] tim, i will not make age an issue. I refuse to exploit for political gain