Through this skit because all im thinking about is star wars. May the force be with you. This is the nightly show captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry thank you very much. Thank you, please. Larry Larry Larry Larry oh, man. So so nice. Such a nice crowd here tonight, man. Welcome to nightly show. , dont know how you keep guessing. Youre right, im larry. As we near the end of 2015, i just want to take a moment to reflect on what has truly been an amazing year for me. I mean a year ago brother didnt have a show, right. So, hey, man, 2015, me and you, we good. cheers and applause such an amazing journey, guys. Of course, soon after i arrived, my white neighbor moved out. laughter and then the whole neighborhood turned. laughter so, yeah. cheers and applause i apologize. I apologize. Kind of my fault, really, when you think of it. But, look, i am proud of all weve accomplished in year one. We fixed racism. Pretty good. Its no longer lurking in the shadows. Now its out in the open a
This is nightly show, bleep . Lets do it. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry yes thank you very much. Twok nightly show. Look at this audience. Larry Larry Larry Larry thank you so much. So kind of you. Such a great crowd. Im so excited. I shaved my head clean tonight. laughter just a little tiny hairs. laughter turned around. Its all good. Its all good. Taye diggs joins us on the panel tonight, taye diggs. cheers and applause you know, some nights we just have several stories that really tell us who we are as a people. So tonight, were putting a few of those together in a segment were calling murka. Murica now, we begin in that moment murikan setting, the Purple Mountain majesty of home depot. Now, this particular home depot two men were trying to get away with a car load of stolen goods, and a lady decided to be a good american. Tatiana duva rodriguez heard commotion, someone yelling for the man to stop. She pulled out a handgun and opened fire, flatteni
Way more worrisome there are black people who need convincing not to endorse trump. I dont understand that. How does that all right. And se Texas School Books are rl estate moving references to jim crow and the kktv. You know what they say, those te who ignore the past. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry man, thank you very much. Oh, thank you very much. Such a good crowd tonight. Larry Larry Larry Larry please, too kind. I got my audience ooooooothats how a heart sounds, right . Welcome to nightly show. I am larry, larry, larry. You know what, guys . It is december 1, one month away from january and that means two things. One, its been almost a year since i abandoned my new years resolution membership to bally total fitness. Almost here. Thats exactly how i sweat, by the way. Two, its only a handful of weeks until the president ial primaries so its time once again to see who is trying to denegrofy. Lets check in on the unblackening, you guys. applause i love that the audienc
Way more worrisome there are black people who need convincing not to endorse trump. I dont understand that. How does that all right. And se Texas School Books are rl estate moving references to jim crow and the kktv. You know what they say, those te who ignore the past. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry man, thank you very much. Oh, thank you very much. Such a good crowd tonight. Larry Larry Larry Larry please, too kind. I got my audience ooooooothats how a heart sounds, right . Welcome to nightly show. I am larry, larry, larry. You know what, guys . It is december 1, one month away from january and that means two things. One, its been almost a year since i abandoned my new years resolution membership to bally total fitness. Almost here. Thats exactly how i sweat, by the way. Two, its only a handful of weeks until the president ial primaries so its time once again to see who is trying to denegrofy. Lets check in on the unblackening, you guys. applause i love that the audienc
Media access group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org larry tonightly, donald trump calls for the government to close off parts of the internet in order to stymie terrorist threats, which is one of many stories i dont give a bleep about right now because star wars opens tonight cheers and applause i know infamous pharmaceutical c. E. O. Martin shkreli is arrested for securities fraud, and i dont have a punchline for this joke because i spent all day getting my costume ready for the star wars premiere. cheers and applause thats what i did and japan repeals a law forbidding women to remarry within i cant even get through this skit because all im thinking about is star wars. May the force be with you. This is the nightly show captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry thank you very much. Thank you, please. Larry Larry Larry Larry oh, man. So so nice. Such a nice crowd here tonight, man. Welcome to nightly show. , dont know how you keep guessing. Youre right, im larry. As we near the end of 2015