Anyway, coming up on tonights show apple announces a new iphone, jaboukie youngwhite is working the polls, and why donald trump is threatening to hook up with you. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with the Technology News that im super excited about today. I finally found my remote. Yo, that was killing me. I was watching spanish soccer, match, but then my tv was stuck on spanish tv the entire week. Me he sentido muy frustrado porque no puedo hablar ni un poco de espanol and this also happened today, apple announcing new gadgets. Anchor apple unveiling its highly anticipated iphone 12, featuring four new models with 5g capability, ceramic shield, and mag safe wireless charging. Reporter they did announce four new iphones the iphone 12, the iph
This is all your fault, kyle. You screwed up the second act. Me . It was your stupidass writing. Face it, stans crappy singing is what sunk us. [all arguing] what the hell is this . [arguing continues] this has got to be fake. Screw this. This is just stupid. Oh, dont start with me, kenny fake on, everybody. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah. Today is tuesday, the 13th of october, which means if you live in kentucky or texas, early voting has officially begun. And just think about how nice it would be to get your vote in early, people. Then you wont have to worry about it anymore, and you can get back to worrying about coronavirus. And climate change. And the Supreme Court. And wildfire. And scarecrows. I know theyre designed to scare crows, but they scare the shit out of me anyway, coming up on tonights show apple announces a new iphone, jaboukie youngwhite is working the polls, and why donald trump is threatening to hook up with you. So lets do this, people
Demands didnt reforms. A pledge to resolve divisive policies from the mugabe era Zimbabwe Office to give back the land seized from former white farmers. And Facebook Says it will ban use an australia from sharing news if its forced to pay journalists for showing their work. Oddly well into the sports news and back to donald trump. N. B. A. Basketball game as teams continue to mail against racial and social injustice the president described the leagues highly political and claims its pushing fear is. Speaking off donald trump has just arrived in commercial and the city and the city of conditions are in the state of wisconsin and thats despite his appeals by city leaders for. The president to stay away because they fear fed unrest the Police Shooting of unarmed black man jacob ake has sparked anger and reignited black lives matter protests blake has been left paralyzed after being shot a 7 times in the back tensions remain high following protests and violent clashes there but before head
Vietnam. Vietnam. So thats captions Copyright National cable satellite corp. 2008. Very short time period. Right. You did all this battle there. Right . Even in charge of 125 people there . Yes. Its an amazing story. You know, theres another story that i didnt miss that i feel obligated to tell it. When i was wounded i was going down to the cp and i was taking this socalled prisoner and i just pushed him off the bank. He probably survived. I went down to the dispensary and they left me there and the dispensary that night was overrun by north koreans. I couldnt find my weapon. I found someone had left two 30 round clips back to back. The koreans were running through the courtyards, a couple miles north of chinju, in a place by a river, i can remember the route cropping to know exactly where that is. Anyway i had to fight my way out of there. There were running through the courtyard and i ran out, i had a very, very painful ankle and i fell when i hit the road and then i could hear ameri
Over to accuse is londons police of racial profiling. Thats why its disbelief and shock i was angry well one. Way theyre not really a white busy people involved which is you know busy. Oh theyre good afternoon welcome youre watching r. T. International its just gone 2 oclock here in moscow now a secret source for the notorious private Intelligence Report which failed to link donald trump to russian collusion in 2016 has been revealed and it turns out to it is a u. S. Resident rather than the suppose it russia based source so as you go she darn of now explains a lot of the dossier seem to rely on chats between drinking buddies. It was a dossier that some prophesies would spell doom for donald trump as president and as a human being with any shred of decency the document penned by still spread like wildfire across the media spilling way beyond the u. S. Borders the dossier the dossier that controversial document it alleges overt knowing collusion while unconfirmed accusations was. To coo