Anyway, coming up on tonights show apple announces a new iphone, jaboukie youngwhite is working the polls, and why donald trump is threatening to hook up with you. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with the Technology News that im super excited about today. I finally found my remote. Yo, that was killing me. I was watching spanish soccer, match, but then my tv was stuck on spanish tv the entire week. Me he sentido muy frustrado porque no puedo hablar ni un poco de espanol and this also happened today, apple announcing new gadgets. Anchor apple unveiling its highly anticipated iphone 12, featuring four new models with 5g capability, ceramic shield, and mag safe wireless charging. Reporter they did announce four new iphones the iphone 12, the iphone 12 mini, the iphone 12 pro, and the iphone 12 promax. The regular iphone 12 and 12 mini will come with a thing called mag safe sm and that lets chargers, cases, other accessories snap on onto the back of the device. To reduce their carbon footprint, the new iphone, when you open an iphone box, there will be no headphones, no chargers inside. Trevor yoooo, apple has done it again you know how many times ive lost my charger . But now, apple is like, you dont gotta worry about that no more. I got you. Its actually amazing how were so addicted to apple products that well take whatever they give. No charger well take it no ear buds im in the iphone 13 will now have no phone. I want two i want the big box and the small box now, look, i can understand why theyre getting rid of the headphones. I mean, we all need to be more social. But the charger . Now is not the time to have people sharing chargers wait, how did you get corona . Well, youve got to understand my battery was at 30 . Lets move to a country that is still on the iphone 2. Over the weekend, kim jongun, hosted a surprise military parade where he showed off his brandnew missile and a brand new side of himself. Kim jongun apologied for failing to improve peoples lives at an address at a predawn military parade. This came at the climax of a nearly twohour military parade in the countrys capital. The countrys leader, kim jongun, was seen crying, along with those in the crowd, thanking the north Korean People for their hard work during the pandemic. He got more emotional than i think weve ever seen. It looks like he was standing at the podium sobbing, and this went on for quite some time. Trevor wow, guys. This is the day that kim jongun finally became president. I honestly honestly cant believe that kim jongun broke down crying during a military parade. Thats how you know everyone is feeling the pandemic blues. Even a murderous dictator is like, its too much. All the time in my background. Although its really easy to admit your fairlies as a leader when its impossible for anyone who replace you. Its not like anyone can vote you out. Its kind of like when a kidnapper admits that they were wrong. I wish this hadnt happened to the both of us. Both of us . And look, i dont speak north korean, so i cant confirm exactly what kim was saying, but if i had to put my money on it, he was probably saying this applause trevor but lets move on from the worlds most famous dictatorship to the one country that will never become a dictatorship for at least the next three weeks the United States of america. After r. B. G. s passing, President Trump and his republican minions wasted no time nominating judge Amy Coney Barrett the g. O. P. s final infinity stone to destroy planned parenthood. Now, unlike last years nominee, brett kavanaugh, barrett has not been accused of Sexual Assault or juvenile delinquency or. Wait, what was the other thing . I liked beer. Trevor my man. So, if you were planning on watching these hearings, please, dont waste your life, because over the years, all these hearings have become is each party making big speeches about how the nominee is either going to save or destroy the Supreme Court, and then the nominee pretending that they have never had a point of view on anything, for example, its no secret that Amy Coney Barrett is against roe v wade. Trump wouldnt have picked her otherwise. But if you ask her about it during the hearing, all of a sudden, she doesnt have an opinion anymore. Do you agree with Justice Scalias view that roe was wrongly decided . I think, on that question, you know, im going to invoke justice kagans description, which i think is perfectly put. When she was in her confirmation hearing, she said that she was not going to grade precedent or give it a thumbs up or a thumbs down. And i think in an area where precedent continues to be pressed and litigated, as is true of casey, it would be particularly it would actually be wrong and a violation of the canons for me to do that as a sitting judge. Its distressing not to get a straight answer, so let me try again. Do you agree with Justice Scalias view that roe was wrongly decided . Again, i cant precommit or say, yes, im going in with some agenda, because im not. Do you agree with Justice Scalias view that roe can and should be overturned by the Supreme Court . Its a contentious issue which is, i know, one reason why it would be comforting to you to have an answer, but i cant express views on cases or precommit to approaching a case any particular way. Trevor yes, democrats spent all day trying to get barrett to admit that she wants to overturn roe v wade. Bafnlgly the wohl day was like prolifer says what . Pardon . Well played. And abortion rights are just one example. Barrett refused to say where she stood on every topic. And im not picking on her. This is what every Supreme Court nominee does, which almost makes you wonder what the point of these hearings are. Seriously, what are we doing . We all know what shes going to do, so why do we have to do this whole song and dance as if its a big mystery . How do you feel . We know how she feels. Its like asking a toddler if theyre going to misbehave after you leave the room. Are you going to eat the cookie when i leave . I have no opinions on cookies. And are you going to draw on the walls . I have no opions on drawing. Well, that works for me. Heres the keys to the house, kid. See you in a week. giggles heres an idea, guys if we know which judges are liberal and which are conservative, then why dont we change the rules to reflect that . Just have four judges picked by democrats and four judges picked by conservatives, and then the ninth seat could be a guest judge every week, like on top chef. Stick with me on this. That way, it will be more fair. And, also, well all be a lot more interested in the Supreme Court. Oooh, Joaquin Phoenix is on this week. I wonder if hell take away my health care its so exciting and, finally, voting is now under way in much of the United States. But if you live in california and youre planning to drop off your ballot at a collection box, you might want to read the fine print. Controversy in california after the Republican Party installed dozens of their own ballot dropoff boxes at several locations across the state, state officials calling them unofficial and illegal, though they appear virtually indistinguishable from the boxes sanctioned by the state. The California Republican party not back, down, saying there are no laws that private dropoff boxes are not permitted. Trevor whoa, whoa, whoa the california g. O. P. Put out their own ballot dropoff boxes and labeled them official . Thats shady as hell. You cant say somethings official if its not official. I hate it when people do that. You know, like how they say old spice is the official deodorant of the n. F. L. But ive smelled patrick mahomes, and he smells like sunshine, which last time i checked, is not part of the old spice catalogue. The deception aside, though, i dont think ballot boxes on every corner is actually a bad idea. It should be this easy to vote in america. There should be drop boxes all over the place. They should be like starbucks they should be everywhere, and they should also let you take a dump if you need to. Otherwise the alternative is what we saw happening in georgia yesterday, where people were waiting in line for 11 hours just to vote. And let me tell you something if im waiting 11 hours in line, i dont want to vote at the end of it. I want to be president after 11 hours of waiting in line, ive decided that im going to be the de facto leader of this here group of people. Ive waited far too long for this time to be just about a vote what . No, that wasnt m. L. P. Its the just person. All right, i have got to go wait in line for the new iphone. I heard this one doesnt come with a screen, so excited. But when we come back, well tell you why the president is threatening to kiss people, so stick around. Patience is not a virtue, it is a weapon. Whats your wild rabbit . Taking california for a ride. Companies like uber, lyft, doordash. Breaking state employment laws for years. Now these multibilliondollar companies wrote deceptive prop 22 to buy themselves a new law. To deny drivers the rights they deserve. No sick leave. No workers comp. No unemployment benefits. Vote no on the deceptive uber, lyft, doordash prop 22. One ride california doesnt want to take. Doordash prop 22. 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President trump returned to the campaign trail with a rally in sanford, florida. It was his first rally outside of the white house since many did not wear masks, including the president himself. I went through it. Now they say im immune. I can i feel so powerful. Ill walk into that audience. applause ill walk in there. Ill kiss everyone in that audience. Ill kiss the guys and the beautiful women, and the everybody. Ill just give you a big fat kiss. Trevor yes, my friends. It looks like trump has emerged from his battle with the deadly virus, and its made him horny as hell. I guess its true what they say a serious illness can make you realize whats most important in life. And, also, kissing the women and the guys. Whoa im happy that trump is biohazardcurious now. Thats cool. Although he may have just lost mike pences vote. Vote. as pence this is not the moral example we should be setting for those kids in cages. Its also insane how trump says hell kiss all the guys but just the beautiful women. as trump you ugly chicks. Im out. I can deal with corona, but doctors say a butterface could be fatal. But, hey, man, good for trum im glad that hes feeling better. Although i think his recovery will be awful for Public Health. I mean, how are his supporters going to be taken seriously if be beaten by a guy whose body is 83 Chicken Nuggets . The fact is trumps behavior sets an example for the people around him. And you could see at the rally that people are already taking corona less seriously. Governor ron desantis is being criticized for his appearance at President Trumps rally in sanford. This is the governor of florida, ron desantis. Hes at the rally that trump is at right now, and this is his entrance no mask, highfiving the crowd, then touching his face with the hand that he used to high 5. Trevor man, i know everyone likes to shit on ron desantis for his choices, but i disagree. Of course hes going to highfive strangers and then snort their germs. If youre the governor of florida, then youve got to represent florida, baby i mean, this just shows you how powerful trumpism is. His supporters think that his success is their success. Theyre running around that rally like they got over covid. Yeah, were immune, baby theyre like that with everything trump does. Yeah, we got our tax cuts, baby no, bleep . He got his tax cut. Youre unemployed. Now, although trump is feeling better, his poll numbers are still in the i. C. U. , which is why hes launched a bold new ad campaign to convince america that his handling of the pandemic has been as successful as his own personal steroid regime. Reporter the Trump Campaign now facing pushback from dr. Anthony fauci after lifting part of a sevenmonthold sound bite for a new ad. President trump tackled the virus head on, as leaders should. I cant imagine that anybody could be doing more. The rpresident tweeting they are, indeed, dr. Faucis own words, and the president s campaign tweeting it will keep airing the ad. But dr. Fauci tells nbc news, they did this without my permission, and my comments were taken out of context. Reporter dr. Fauci wasnt talking about the president. The quote is from an interview with fox news back in march where he was talking about the Coronavirus Task force and its efforts to respond to the pandemic. I think its really unfortunate and really disappointing that they did that, to take a completely outofcontext statement and put it in which is obviously a Political Campaign ad i thought was really very disappointing. What would you say if i told you i heard that the Trump Campaign was actually preparing to do another ad featuring you . You know, that would be terrible. I mean, that would be outrageous if they do that. Trevor noooo, dr. Fauci what have you done . If you tell trump not to do something, hes going to do it even more. Its what happens all the time. Whatever you do, mr. President , please, dont run your businesses while youre in office. You mean like this . Nooo at least dont host events for people in the middle of a pandemic you mean like this . Nooo whatever you do dont wipe your booingers on the white house curtains. You mean like this . Noooo now the curtains are all green and to be honest, i cant blame trump for this. He did what he had to do. Its not like hes got many doctors dying to endorse him. It was either quote dr. Fauci out of context or bring back this dude. The good news for trump is while dr. Fauci may not be vouching for his medical expertise, trump did get a very real endorsement from another top scientist, his son eric. I spoke to him three times that next saturday. The guy sounded 100 . It was amazing. It actually probably goes to speak to how good some of these vaccines that are being created are, and what my fathers done on the vaccine front, no one could have done. No one could have done. My father literally started day one creating this vaccine. He worked to push this vaccine. And now my father just took it. And you see how well he got over it. Trevor eric trump talks about his dad the way little children talk about their dads my dad invented the corona vaccine, and then he took the corona vaccine, and now hes the strongestest person in the world. And, clearly, eric doesnt understand highway vaccines even work. They are the prevention, not the treatment. Its like how a condom is a prevention for having a kid like eric, and then leaving him at the mall as a child hoping he wouldnt find his way home was the treatment. Its nice that he thinks so highly of his dad. President trump was probably watching this at home like, wow, that stranger is so nice but, yes, according to business casual napoleon dynamite, not only did donald trump invent the vaccine, but its already here and you might be thinking, wait, trevor, i just read that Johnson Johnson had to pause their trial because someone got a mysterious illness. But youre just watching the wrong news the real news is that coronavirus has been handled. You heard what dr. Fauci didnt say hires the truth, people if the president of the United States, with his team of 60 doctors and a hospital in his house and access to unreleased drugs can beat this virus, then clearly, anyone can do it. Now, who wants a kiss . Come on come get it. All right, we have to take a quick break, but when we come back, jaboukie youngwhite will show you how you can save the election. You dont want to miss it. Finally the crispiness of ritz and the bold taste of cheese. Together in one perfectly critzpy bite. 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Made with lots of pecans and real madagascar vanilla. Only elves can make cookies this good keebler® made with magic, loved by families™. As you know, election day is now just three weeks away, which means is probably a good time for america to get its affairs in order. And, unfortunately, because coronavirus has prevented many elderly poll workers from helping out this year, so we could see even longer lines than usual. Luckily, people have been coming up with some creative solutions. Reporter there is an energetic effort you might call it frantic in some jurisdictions to recruit a new generation of poll workers to replace older ones. Thats meant creative recruiting tactics, like allowing 17yearold High School Seniors to serve as poll workers reporter in just a few months, theyve gotten more than 30,000 kids to step up, an army of kids working from their bedrooms, using their social media skills, this tiktok racking up nearly 200,000 views. Reporter wisconsin using National Guard troops to work the states primary. In battleground ohio, theyre recruiting at barbershops. And Companies Like old navy and target are offering employees a paid day off to man the polls. Reporter lakers star lebron james helping get out the vote. His new Voting Initiative has recruited 10,000 poll workers. Reporter at newports wooden cast brewing company, theyre labeling craft beer with political ads. Its a plea for poll workers and and q. R. Code that leads smartphone drinkers to the kentucky secretary of states website to sign up for training. Trevor okay, so the good news is there might be a lot of new poll workers. The bad news is some of them might be wasted you dont wanna vote for donald trump. Because that guys orange. But, yes, theres a big push right now to find poll workers for this election, and our very own jaboukie youngwhite decided to sign up. Get your booty to the poll. Vote, vote, vote,. Nope, not that. Found that out the hard way. Poll workers are the volunteers that help the election run smoothly. But now, thanks to covid19, old people, majority of volunteers, are dropping out. Thankfully, theres an initiative recruiting younger electionday poll workers called power at the polls. So i sat down with one of their directors. Scott, huge fan of your work. Youre taking care of business, everything is under control. Just wanted to contribute, give you guys a huge shoutout. Good job. I really appreciate that. And i definitely could use it. But what we really need is poll workers to make sure everyone can vote safely and on time this election. You hear that, poll workers . This is an important election. You better do your part. Were actually really excited to get young information like yourself. So were really looking for someone exactly like you. You have to be a registered voter or over the age of 16 i think youre older than 16. Uhm, well, thats very flattering. I do get that a lot. I have a friend who i think this would be perfect for. He has way more time on his hands than me. Do you know trevor noah . He would be so actually, is 45 too old . You know, hes not from here, so i dont know if hes a registered voter. But, you know, we need everyone to show up in person. You have to leave your house. You mean like actually go outside and. Put on pants . Ive been bottomless for six months. Oh, and theres also that little issue of a bleep pandemic. Search going to get p. P. E. Who shows up mask, face shields, hand sanitizers all that good stuff. But we mostly need folks to help people get checked, in fill out their ballots, answer questions. The thing that power the poll is hoping to inspire is the next generation of poll workers. Okay, heres another thought how about we rebrand the name. I mean, even starting with poller. Those are two bad words. Poll, im thinking of the subway. Its dirty, its gross. Worker, im thinking of work. No bon likes that. What about, uhm, okay, im thinking poll line monitors. King of the ballots pull you out of line if you dont vote. Vote regulator. Pollymoly. Like holy moly help how about election influencer. I dont know the problem is youre there to be a nonpartisan. Okay, look, millennials are broke. What you need to do to get people to the polls is money. Well, jaboukie, usually you do get paid to be a poll worker. Its usually over 10 an hour. So for a full day thats a couple of hundred bucks. Yeah, no, i need to call my agent. This is ridiculous. Thats more money than im making right now. Hi, yeah, so, you just werent going to tell me that they were casting for poll workers . The money sounds good, but if im going to spend all day taking ballots and risking paper cuts, im going to need something more. Well well send you pizza if thats if thats icing on the cake. I also work for pizza to the polls. Well get you lunch and all the folks at the polling place. You think you can buy me with pizza . What topping . Pepperoni . You know, it worked. Okay, scott. Now, say that there are people who dont like pizza as if anybody does but they dont volunteer. Whats the worst thing that can happen . Theres longer lines, fewer polling places. The polling places tend to close in cities and community wheres people of color vote. Its less safe for poll workers and voters. If poll workers dont show up, it could change the whole course of history. And have an election that doesnt represent us as a country. If you are 16 years old, sign up to be a bleep poll worker and do something with your bleep life for once sign up, please volunteer, please what kind of topping was it again . You know, uh, we cheese usually and pepperoni. We send glutenfree ones, too, if we can. At least do it for the glutenfree pizza. You have contributed nothing to life so far can we trevor thanks, jaboukie. All right, when we come back, we speak to the one and only anita hill and the Supreme Court and what her journey has been like over the past 30 years. Dont go away. Daily social distancing show. Earlier, i spoke with lawyer and professor anita hill. We talked about her work with the Hollywood Commission to help fight harassment and discrimination in the entertainment industry, and we talked about the Supreme Court and the nomination process. Professor hill, welcome to the daily social distancing show. Thank you. Were keeping safe. Trevor long manufacture the me too movement your name was in the headlines because you stepped forward during a confirmation hearing. It was in 1991. It was about clarence thomas, who was going to be stepping on to the Supreme Court. Its a twopart question for me. Number one, would you do the same thing again considering what happened to your life following that incident . And, number two, how much do you think society has changed since then . Wow. Yes to your first question. I definitely would. At the time that i did it, i did it for the reason that i felt the truth had to be told, that we were vetting an individual for a lifetime appointment in the highest court in the country, a country that, you know, that can be affected by any single Supreme Court decision. I felt what i had to say was important in terms of the character and the fitness of an individual who was the nominee. So i would do that again. Has the country changed . Yes. The country has changed. Has it changed enough . No. And as you probably know, confirmation hearings have actually changed as well. But we have changed. And i think theres some more growth to be had. Trevor one of the most lingering memories from the Senate Confirmation hearing that you were a part of was how terribly you were treated. And one of the people that you lived through it with was joe biden. There are still many people who experienced that firsthand who havent forgiven joe biden, and they were surprised to see you come out and say, well, im supporting joe bidens run for the president of the United States. People didnt understand how that was possible, considering how he treated you at the time. What would you explain to those people who say, but, anita hill, why on earth would you support joe biden after how he treated you 30 years ago . I lived through it. My family lived through it. My friends lived through it. And the American Public lived through it. And so its not even just about how i experienced it. It really is how the whole country experienced it. And it was painful for a lot of people. The question that, you know, i had to answer and, you know, element 30 years later is where are we going to go from here . And by voting for joe biden, i was really dealing with the reality of the moment, that we have a serious problem, whether its with Sexual Harassment or Sexual Assault, as youve seen in Supreme Court nominee hearings, or other forms of genderbased violence. We have a serious problem in this country. And how are we going to deal with it . We cant undo the hearings. But we can make sure that they dont happen again. And i believe that my job really is to put myself in a position to keep pushing for that change. I i believe my best chance of making this issue one that is part of a public agenda is with joe biden. Its not going to be easy. Were still just going to have to work at it and push him and his administration, if that be the case, to make some changes that society needs. Trevor hollywood was maybe one of the biggest examples of where the me too Movement Really exposed what was happening. But, really, it happened across industries. And you stepped up and you were part of the Hollywood Commission where you are now dealing with these incidents. You are now trying to set up parameters that protect people in hollywood. When you look at where hollywood was and when you look at where you think hollywood needs to be, how do we get there . You know, well, we have made progress. And people ask if me too was effective at all. I think it raised an incredible amount of awareness. And so awareness really is the beginning of change. But then youve got to get down to the hard work of looking at how those kinds of biases and the kind of acceptance has been built into our structures. , you know, we started out trying to example the structures, and then we realized, weve got to do a survey. Weve got to hear from people who are working in the industry about what they think needs to be done. And over and over, no matter what we were questioning them about, we found out that, one, they felt there was some progress but not enough. Its almost like, okay, weve gotten a sense of how things might be. And now we want more. And we expect more. The other thing was accountability, that theyre saying, look, weve raised awareness. Now weve got to Start Holding people accountable, and we have to put into place the processes and policies and will to make change. One of the saddest things that i read was that many people in the workplace, in the industry feel that me too has only been effective for those highprofile cases with highprofile witnesses and victims. And that we dont we cant we cant tolerate that. Weve got to make sure that this movement and the advances weve made are felt throughout the industry, through every corner of it. Because thats where many of the most Vulnerable People are. Trevor most definitely. I would love to know how you see yourself in the world, you know. If theres someone out there who sees anita hill and goes, i had an incident in my life, but i dont want that incident to define me, how did you define yourself and who do you see as anita hill . Well, i dont see that incident that happened when i was 35 years old, which is about your age now. If you can think about your life, there are so many things going on now in your life, at the point where youre looking ahead. You dont necessarily want this moment, as wonderful as it is to have your own tv show, you dont necessarily want this moment to define you. There are, i will tell you, bigger and Better Things to come. But you have to really push for them. And thats what i realized almost 30 years ago that i was going to have to keep pushing. And its one of the reasons i took on the challenge of working with the Hollywood Commission. I still realized that on this issue, there was more work to be done outside of studying about it. There was more actual work to be done. One of the things that i want to be have been clear about is i see what happened to me. I dont see it through a single lens, especially now, so many years later, looking back. I see it through the lens of gender, of course, but i also see it through the lens of race. I see it through the lens of class and who is in and who is out politically. And i these are the very issues that were facing in a whole range of ways today. So when i do work with the Hollywood Commission, it is, of course, about Sexual Harassment. It is about me too. But its also about bias. Its about bullying. Its about people with disabilities. Its about different ethnic groups, different racial groups, different sexual identities, gender identity. You know, what i really am trying to look for is equality. Equality very broadly speaking. And keeping people safe. And so, i guess thats the legacy of what id like to keep. For the next however many years, many of us are going to have a court that we have little confidence in in, in terms of getting to equality. But there are other ways to fight for it. And thats one thing ive learned, especially from the hearing. That there are other ways to fight. Even when people think you have lost, there are ways that you can fight to make sure that ultimately, the goal is achieved. But you have to you have to keep the faith. You have to stay the course. Trevor on that note, an inspiring note, professor hill, thank you so much for joining us on the show. Thank you. Trevor were going to take a quick break, but well be right back after this. But before we go the deadline to register to vote is coming up in many states. If you havent registered yet or arent sure if you have, time is running out to make sure you can vote in november. Go to votevotevote. Com to check your registration status and see your voting options. 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