He tweeted it in lower, sentence case. Thats as close as trump is gonna get to making a concession speech. Hes like a kid slowly realizing nobodys coming to his birthday party. We should never have given him that diet coke button thats hard to give up. This had to put a little crinkle in his tin foil hat. The department of homeland securitys cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency this is one of trumps own cabinet agencies, put out a statement debunking his claims of widespread fraud. They wrote, the november 3rd election was the most secure in american history. And then they took another dig at the boss baby, while we know there are many unfounded claims and opportunities for misinformation about the process of our elections, we can assure you we have the utmost confidence in the security and integrity of our elections, and you should, too. And how did the president react to that statement of reassurance from his own agency . Most fraudulent election in history [ laughter ] [
Hes like a kid slowly realizing nobodys coming to his birthday party. We should never have given him that diet coke button this had to put a little crinkle in his tin foil hat. The department of homeland securitys cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency this is one of trumps own cabinet agencies, put out a statement debunking his claims of widespread fraud. They wrote, the november 3rd election was the most secure in american history. And then they took another dig at the boss baby, while we know there are many unfounded claims and opportunities for misinformation about the process of our elections, we can assure you we have the utmost confidence in the security and integrity of our elections, and you should, too. And how did the president react to that statement of reassurance from his own Government Agency . Most fraudulent election in history so everythings going great. If donald trump gets any more embarrassing, were gonna have to start calling him donald junior. I wonder
But ultimately the president didnt want to put his vice poodle at additional risk. I want to thank the commission and the university of utah for hosting this event. And senator harris, its a privilege to be on the stage. Jimmy now if they could just get him to stop humping trumps leg, theyll be set. [ laughter ] the truth is a lampshade cone would have made more sense than what team pence was fighting for, which was nothing. They wanted no extra precaution. They initially said no to a divider made of plexiglass between them. Kamala wanted it. Pences team did not. Mike pence believes that if youre going to separate a man and a woman it should be from their children at the border of the United States. [ applause ] this is my own staff booing me. Thank you, guillermo. [ laughter ] for just clapping at whatever i say. Guillermo youre the boss. Jimmy an aide for mike pence said the Vice President is looking forward to having a conversation about the marked shift left that joe biden wants to
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi there. Welcome back to the show. Tonight from the new movie charlies angels, a very popular young throb of the heart variety, Noah Centineo is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] then, they are nominated once again at this years cma awards. Their album is called cant say i aint country. Florida georgia line from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night we have another show with patrick stewart, davine joy randolph and music from old dominion. We also did something fun with Carrie Underwood that we will show tomorrow night. And later this week ray romano, don johnson, maren morris, camila moreown. Plus music from zack brown band and Jeff Goldblum and the Mildred Snitzer orchestra featuring sharon van etten. So please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an actress, activist, producer and former pope. After seven seasons in a trench coat she brings broadway to netflix in american son. Ple
Musical guest, marian hill and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 607, new york yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] oh i love you thats a hot crowd, right there. Welcome everybody, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Good looking crowd. I love you i love you. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Im your host jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] you did it. You made it, you made it. I love you, jimmy jimmy i love you, too. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, today donald trump was sworn in as the 45th president of the united states. Now, some people [ cheers and applause ] some people watched it on tv. Some people watched it on the internet and many people watched it like this [ laughter and applause ] at the ceremony trump repeated each line of the oath after chief Justice John Roberts said it and trump was like, wait. Now, whos president . You or me . Are we both . [ laughter