To include alabama, President Trump last night tweeted out a screen shot of early weather projections to justify the move. And i mean really early projections. [ laughter and applause amid reports of Hurricane Dorian, new articles have been published on femas unofficial waffle house index for measuring storm severity, which tracks whether Waffle House Restaurants in particular areas are fully open, serving a limited menu or completely closed. [ laughter ] and from what i know of waffle houses, if theyre closed, run [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause a former Trump Campaign aide has announced shes dropping her lawsuit accusing President Trump of kissing her without her consent. Shes also asked that we stop referring to her as a Campaign Aide [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause iowa representative steve king yesterday defended the conditions inside Migrant Detention Centers and said he is not worried about reports that people have resorted to drinking from toilets, because he himsel
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness look at these guys wow thank you. Welcome, please have a seat. [ cheers and applause welcome. Thank you very, very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause very exciting show tonight Kendall Jenner is here tonight oh my goodness [ cheers and applause desus mero are here tonight. Tanya tucker is here tonight with Brandi Carlile. [ cheers and applause steve whoa jimmy what a show. Were just buzzing i mean, earlier tonight the nfl season kicked off with the een bapackers taking on the chicago bears. Everybody was excited. Now we get to watch football, and more importantly we get to drink in the middle of the week, yes. [ cheers and applause so tonight was the big packers bears game both teams played great, but in the end the big winner between the two cities was once again peptobismol [ light laughter ] but right now, the Kansas City Chiefs are the big favori
Shot of early weather projections to justify the move. And i mean really early projections. [ laughter and applause amid reports of Hurricane Dorian new articles have been published on femas unofficial waffle house index for measuring storm severity, which tracks whether Waffle House Restaurants in particular areas are fully open, serving a limited menu or completely closed. [ laughter ] and from what i know of waffle houses, if theyre closed, run [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause a former Trump Campaign aide has announced shes dropping her lawsuit accusing President Trump of kissing her without her consent. Shes also asked that we stop referring to her as a Campaign Aide [ laughter and applause iowa representative steve king yesterday defended the conditions inside Migrant Detention Centers and said he is not worried about reports that people have resorted to drinking from toilets because he himself drank the toilet water and said it was quote, actually pretty good. [ laughter ] adde
Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness thank you very much welcome. [ cheers and applause oh, have a seat. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here guys, this is very exciting. Tonight was the season premier of bachelor in paradise. [ cheers and applause owwoo its for everyone who watched the bachelorette and thought, well, its a little too classy for me. I think i want to [ laughter ] thats right bachelor in paradise is here its the show thats got way too much alcohol and not nearly enough chlorine. [ light laughter ] the cast includes caelynn, dean, and clay meanwhile luke p. Wasnt invited, but you know hes going to show up anyway, right [ laughter ] it was a big night on tv abc had bachelor in paradise, cbs had love island. And here on nbc it was chicago orgy. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy this isnt good. Over the weekend, Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell tripped at his h
Its tough to know what to say after Something Like this. There are no words that can make it easier all we can say is that the victims and their families and everyone in dayton and el paso are in our hearts tonight. And to anyone whose background has made them a target of prejudice or hate or violence, or anyone who feels that they may not be welcome in this country, know that you that are welcome. We support you and we love you and the cycle of hate needs to stop el paso and dayton have both set up funds to support the victims. So if you want to help, please go online and make a donation. No matter what side of the political coin you land on, we all agree this is happening too much and it has to stop. So please make your voice heard. You can call your local representative you can go to a protest march. You donate to a charity that fights for common sense gun laws and vote you can vote it all helps its the only way we can make things better and we can be better thank you. [ applause ]