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[ applause ] [ cheers and applause s plaza here in new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, my goodness thank you very much welcome. [ cheers and applause oh, have a seat. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here guys, this is very exciting. Tonight was the season premier of bachelor in paradise. [ cheers and applause owwoo its for everyone who watched the bachelorette and thought, well, its a little too classy for me. I think i want to [ laughter ] thats right blo its the show thats got way too much alcohol and not nearly enough chlorine. [ light laughter ] the cast includes caelynn, dean, and clay meanwhile luke p. Wasnt invited, but you know hes going to show up anyway, right [ laughter ] it was a big night on tv abc had bachelor in paradise, cbs had love island and here on nbc it was chicago orgy. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy this isnt good. Over the weekend, Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell tripped at his house and broke his shoulder on the bright side, itll be harder for him to shrug off gun control. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause hang on, can we take a look at Mitch Mcconnell . Gosh, youd think [ laughter ] youd think his shell would have broken the fall [ laughter ] but, you guys, lets talk about something that always makes us laugh. Spirit airlines. [ laughter ] on a on a recent flight, they had a a live bat flying around the cabin. [ laughter ] especially when they realized it got through an open window. [ laughter ] like, hey, whats that . What close the windows on the plane thats right there was a bat on the plane the spirit Flight Attendants were like, well, there goes the inflight meal [ laughter ] i mean, i dont know what were going to do . But check out how they finally captured the bat listen to this a passenger ended up catching that bat between a book and a cup thats pretty impressive and then they locked it in a a bathroom [ laughter ] jimmy a cup and a book and then they trapped it in the bathroom yeah [ light laughter ] that was great, unless you needed to use the bathroom on a 6hour flight. [ light laughter ] you go, hey, give me that cup [ laughter ] and, actually, give me that book as well. [ laughter ] heres a big tech story. Instagram is changing its name and soon itll be officially called instagram from facebook [ light laughter ] yeah instagram from facebook. Or aew hours. [ audience oohs instagram went down on a a sunday [ laughter ] everybody eating brunch just looked at each other and said, whats the point . [ laughter ] whats the point no one can see my brunch [ laughter ] my scrambled eggs got 10 likes [ laughter ] get this cvs is launching its own Membership Program that comes with free home delivery. Yep, theyll deliver within a 10mile radius or roughly the length of one receipt. Steve oh [ light laughter ] jimmy and youre like, i just got a pack of gum, thats it. [ light laughter ] i saw that kelloggs is making a new cereal inspired by the song baby shark. Because thats what you need, right . [ light laughter ] you want to remind kids about the baby shark song and then give them five pounds of sugar [ laughter ] there, thats that sounds fun. And check this out starting this week, burger king is selling the impossible whopper, a totally meatless burger, to all its locations. I saw that theyre actually using some new slogans to advertise the new arrival. Check some of these out. First theres, psst the old whoppers didnt have meat in them either. [ laughter ] steve thats a slogan . [ applause ] really jimmy ive been a vegetarian this whole steve wow. Jimmy next theres, its plantbased. Just like what the manager smoked on his break. [ laughter ] its mother nature. Its good for you, man. [ light laughter ] finally, theres a healthy thing to eat with your french fries and 64ounce coke. [ laughter ] interesting slogans there. Some science news. I read that july was the hottest month ever recorded on earth. Right now democrats are blaming global warming, while republicans are blaming video games. [ light laughter ] and finally, firefighters just rescued a raccoon that got its head trapped in a storm drain outside of boston. Hes fine now, but here he is before they got him out. [ audience aws ] yeah, you can tell the raccoon was from boston, becbar. Go sawks [ cheers and applause weve got a great show tonight give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a great show tonight. Lots of stuff to get to. Julianne moore is here steve come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy we love were going to do something fun with julianne. Itll be good. Jacob tremblay is here steve oh [ cheers and applause favites and we have standup julio torres is here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause love him jimmy on friday, i told you i went to go see the Rolling Stones steve yeah jimmy at met [ cheers ] at Metlife Stadium here. Steve oh jimmy it was unbelievable. Dude, theyre un theyre amazing. Theyre just ive never seen mick has, like, ten new moves that ive never seen yeah you know that is steve right. Jimmy like, he doesnt do even that anymore. He does a couple of these. Steve right. [ laughter ] jimmy but now he does a lot of, like, go away or like swishing [ laughter ] he did one move, it was so good steve get your vape pen away from me like that. Jimmy he did like that i dont know what he was doing he was just, like, batting it was like spirit airlines. Steve spirit airlines. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, like no, but he he did this great move he just he just struts and he just looks cool and then hell strut. But then he goes, like he did this thing, hes like [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause it was unbelievable. I cant even do him justice. He was on fire hes just the greatest and Keith Richards and everybody the whole band if you have the chance, i think theres only, like, six more shows left on this tour. Go see the Rolling Stones. Theyre unbelievable and its called the no filter tour. There it is right there. Go see it. [ cheers and applause its the best. [ phone ringing they are the theyre the greatest what is that [ phone ringing oh, wow. Didnt realize there was an oldtimey phone here [ phone ringing steve oh [ light laughter ] jimmy hello . Tariq hey, jimmy, its me. [ laughter ] tariq, from the tonight show. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, hey, tariq [ laughter ] why are you calling me tariq i just missed you, man. [ laughter ] you know, i feel like we havent talked in a while and i miss your voice. I love talking to you. [ audience aws ] jimmy thats really sweet, buddy. I miss you, too. [ light laughter ] its nice to hear your voice again ive waited all day long even wrote a song for you its strang the way you make me feel [ laughter ] with just a word or two id like to do the same for you its nice t hear you say hello and how are things with yo i love you but very soon its time to go [ laughter ] an office job to do while im here writing songs for you strange how a phone cal can change your da take you away away from the feeling of being alone bless the telephone [ call waiting tone jimmy hold on, im sorry, im getting another call [ laughter ] hello . Its nice to hear your voice again ive waited [ laughter and applause jimmy im sorry, you have the you have the wrong number. Goodbye. [ laughter ] that was weird well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest tonight is one of our favorites. Shes an oscar, emmy and golden globe winning actress. You can see her in the new movie after the wedding, which is in theaters this friday everyone, please welcome Julianne Moore [ cheers and applause jimmy julianne, they love you, we love you aw, thank you thanks so much jimmy that is a great yeah welcome back to the show, thank you so much. Thank you jimmy every time you come on, weve talked about things. You dont even mean to say it on purpose, but something always happens with your phone my phone is like my friend and sometimes my foe jimmy yes. You know . [ light laughter ] yeah jimmy do you have any new phone stories . Well, yeah, so [ laughter ] jimmy yeah so you know so you know my husband bart, right . Jimmy i love bart, yeah. So weve been together for car, we dont say much of anything stuff like, you know, traffic is terrible. Or did you feed the dog . Jimmy yeah or is lime disease real . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, its funny. Its that kind, so its really, really nothing but this one time, we were in the car, and we were on this long car ride. And we just started talking very explicitly about somebodys divorce, about, oh, my god, they got divorced. And oh, the money and the house and then what happened do you know what happened . I dont know back and forth and back and forth. And so for like for quite a while. And i looked down at my phone, and i realized that id recorded it. But not only i recorde, yeah [ light laughter ] so somebody had text us. They texted us both on a group text jimmy yeah no, i dont like thino, dont le that so they texted us, and i looked down and it was sending and it was, like i said, oh my god, bart, i recorded this and its sending. Its like going its not quite gone yet. Jimmy it doesnt make that sound, but i know what youre talking about, yeah. [ laughter ] no, i know what youre talking about. Yeah the line is about to hit the end and its, like, Mission Impossible dont send it dont send it jimmy cut the blue wire yeah so so hes, like, turn off your phone. Jimmy yes. We turn the phone off like, what do we do . What are we going to do . I go, oh okay oh, my god. And so then he pulls over and tries to google, can you delete a voice message . [ laughter ] jimmy wait, who is it going to do you know who its going to . I know, well its going to a third party. Its going to just somebody who was making dinner plans with us jimmy maybe they didnt figure out what exact words. Come to think, they mess those things d sohe found out we cot we going to do . So lets drive home. Jimmy of course theyre going to listen to it. Well yes, of course who wouldnt [ laughter ] jimmy i would. Yeah, i mean, of course i wont julianne like, what so we get home [ laughter ] jimmy but maybe the text isnt what you actually said yes, well thats what we so then we get home, and our 17yearold daughter is there. And were frantic, and we tell her the story. And shes like, oh my god, im weak. [ laughter ] jimmy wait im weak so i said, wait a minute, wait a minute. I said, lets jimmy im weak lets try to listen to it to see if it even recorded, because sometimes it can be like jimmy oh, yeah, when you butt dial somebody when you butt dial somebody you cant hear anything. So we start to listen to it, and its clear as a bell jimmy oh, my goodness. Its like its like as if we had lav mics on us. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my goodness. So shes and at that point, shes, like, im dead. Im dead. [ laughter ] jimmy im dead im weak what are we going to do . And so, shes, like, put your phone in airplane mode. And so we do that. And then, she goes, you can go to a place where you dont get any service and it wont send. But we have to figure out where it is and we wont get any service. So were, like, liv, where do you and your friends go . Shes, like, well, theres this one place. [ laughter ] and so were, like, okay, all right, lets go, lets go. We get in the car and were sweating and im like, like i said i dont want to call the person and say, please dont listen. And we drive to the end of the road and he takes my phone and his phone because, of course, it was a group text so hell know if he gets the message whether it sent. Jimmy everyone is trouble, yeah so i just sit in the car and i wait as he goes to this place and wait and look out the window like a dog in the wrong direction [ light laughter ] for, like, 15 minutes and he comes back in this direction like, Mission Accomplished jimmy yes we did not send the text we did not send the text [ cheers and applause like thank god thank god. So now, im always trying to figure out how to disable my phone whenever im in the car. Jimmy you learned your lesson from now on i learned my lesson i should just talk about the dog. Jimmy speaking of your husband yeah. Jimmy bart freundlich, one of the hes a great writer and director yeah. Jimmy you guys did this film together after the wedding. Yes, yes. Jimmy is this the fourth time youve worked together . It is the fourth time yeah, we actually met on a a movie 23 years ago jimmy i love that guy. Yeah. Jimmy please tell him i said hello i will. Jimmy he is so talented and fantastic. He is great jimmy did you always know that you were going to do this film well, it kind of the movie came to him. It was based on a danish movie of the same name this was made about 12 years ago, and they came to him to do an american adaptation and it originally starred two men. And so he was kind of wondering how hes like if youre going to do this beautiful movie again, how would he whats his interpretation of it and he decided to switch genders, so then, i got a part [ light laughter ] jimmy and its a tricky movie. Its beautifully done. Its a very tricky movie, yeah jimmy theres so many things, i dont want to spoil anything, because you should just watch it. It stars Michelle Williams who is absolutely wonderful and billy crudup, whos equally wonderful, and a young actress named abby quinn and its a family drama, and there are lots and lots of surprises. Its very emotional, and i really love it and i think it sort of speaks to all of us, because its about who do you love, you know jimmy yeah all right, here we go. This is after the wedding. Take a look. This is um, its great. I mean, its very, very impressive thank you the work that youre doing i i feel i need a little more time to explore this. There are a lot of very deserving organizations out there. What . Im sorry, i was under the impression that you had already decided to be involved if you look at the information there, you can see that the need is undeniable clearly i just have a big weekend ahead of me, so why dont you leave all this with me and well have lunch on monday, and ill tell you what i can do but in the meantime, come to the wedding. We can get to know each other better i have a flight to india. Well, you know, staying the weekend wont kill you gwen, gwen, can you get isabelle an invitation to the wedding . Right away. And you wont be uncomfortable. I promise you, its just a big party. It will be fun jimmy Julianne Moore, everybody. [ cheers and applause after the wedding is in theaters friday. Julianne and i are doing something fun when we come back stick around its g [ cheers and applause its g [ cheers and applause e trade personalized investments are professionally managed portfolios customized to help meet your financial goals. 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It was funny because when we would call another insurance company, hey would say oh we cant beat usaa were the webber family. Were the tenneys were the hayles, and were usaa members for life. Get your usaa Auto Insurance quote today. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back we are hanging out with Julianne Moore [ cheers and applause julianne, weve known each other ive known you for years. Youre a very youve been a a famous actress for many years, but you used to have an entirely different career. You used to be a lawyer. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, thats right, back in the 90s yeah jimmy yeah, and a lot of people dont know this, but i was a lawyer as well mmhmm. [ light laughter ] jimmy and we actually worked at the same law firm entertainment. Well, yeah its kind of its where we made our acting debuts, you know, in a way do you remember remember those commercials wed shoot jimmy i dont. No . Jimmy no think about it. Jimmy of course i remember them are you kidding me [ laughter ] it was the first time being on camera for both of us. So to keep our line readings fresh, we wouldnt see the lines until while we were shooting we just read them off the que card right [ laughter ] jimmy and you could really tell that we didnt rehearse mm. [ laughter ] jimmy well, guess what i actually found one of our old commercials. [ gasps yeah no. Jimmy so, here for the first time in decades, one of our ads for the law offices of moore fallon take a look. [ cheers and applause announcer the law offices of moore fallon will fight for you to get you the help you deserve. Jimmy at moore fallon [ laughter ] well take on your case and make sure you win. Fighting a speeding ticket no problem just dont pay it. [ laughter ] thats what i did. [ laughter ] and all that happened was that i went to jail [ gavel pounding ] hey, you want to sue the Cheesecake Factory well sue the Cheesecake Factory for 20 million. [ light laughter ] cause last time i checked, that place isnt a factory its a restaurant. [ laughter ] get it together, idiots. [ laughter and applause jimmy have you or a loved one suffered after being bitten by maroon 5 singer adam levine [ laughter ] how did that even happen why would he bite you . I need [ laughter and applause if you need legal help, log on to our website now at www. Mooreandfallon. Com slash newcases slash forms underscore new undrscore email underscore dot com dot gov dot law. Four seven nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine dot la [ laughter ] jimmy have you ever been injured . Do you need help . Jimmy whats the deal with air airline food . [ laughter ] why do we park in the driveway but drive in the parkway . [ light laughter ] jimmy we have so many questions, but we dont know how google works its its confusing. [ laughter ] jimmy my parents thought i was gonna be a twin. [ laughter ] and it turns out i was just a super chubby baby. [ laughter ] [ gavel pounding ] me big lawyer me make big time money [ laughter ] me throw money in trash. [ light laughter ] trash can rich now i make trashcan money. [ laughter ] jimmy remember that lady who spilled mcdonalds coffee on herself, and then got a a bunch of money for it . We were the lawyer for mcdonalds not really [ laughter and applause jimmy im a little bit country. And im a little bit rock and roll jimmy which is why we wrote this jingle. [ laughter ] oh, no. Moore and fallo moore and fallon we charge a hundred bucks an hour but we only accepttcoin when was this [ cheers and applause announcer the law offices of moore fallon. Call now [ cheers and applause jimmy wow. We yeah. I jimmy we instantly went bankrupt i cant believe it. Jimmy also that we knew what bitcoin was in the 90s i know. [ laughter ] jimmy and google and google. Jimmy my thanks to Julianne Moore stick around well be right back with more tonight show. 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But [ laughter ] if you hashtag it and post it now, i dont know whats exciting to trend but no higher than five. [ light laughter ] trend from six to ten on twitter. Yeah, if it goes higher than five, were canceling his appearance [ laughter ] we should do that. If it goes higher so only trend if its going to trend on twitter ten to six right, it wont postyonfallon. I think itll trend. What do you think . Any numbers . I know youre tariq lets go for eight lets go for eight jimmy eight . Tariq eight. Jimmy what number do you think it will trend if we really try to do it . Audience seven jimmy seven. Everyone feels seven you think its no, dont say, four or three. [ audience gives suggestions ] five, no, youre going to dangerous territory. [ laughter ] [ audience gives suggestions ] seven . And then once seven once its trending at number seven, shut your phones off. [ laughter ] delete your yeah, delete it and you know what . Oh, thats what happens. 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And she talked about how much she loved you, and so you actually got to go to the oscars that year, didnt you yeah that was that was a lot of fun, actually. Jimmy did you meet any big stars . Well, there was this one night in particular where i remember, it was this night before party at the oscars and my parents were, like, really starstruck about this one group of people. It was Leonardo Dicaprio, Steven Spielberg, and my lawyer [ laughter ] jimmy wow. So i so, like, me being the cheeky 8yearold i was, i was like, hey, guys, watch this. And so, i walked over there and i was like, hey, guys, hows it going . And then, we were like we were like, chatting and they were really friendly jimmy what did you talk i tnk we were talking about how, like, Steven Spielberg gives you, like, any snacks you want in your trailer [ laughter ] yeah, yeah jimmy what did leo say whats his favorite snack . I think i remember him saying, like, ice cream. I cant remember what flavor, but it was ice cream and then jimmy what do you like in your trailer oh, i said mike and ikes jimmy oh, yeah, theyre great. I like fruit candies, like, the best jimmy yeah, fruit candies, they rock. Yeah, i like mike and ikes too. Yeah, totally. [ light laughter ] thats wild. They just open arms and thats great. Then what happened okay. So after i walked back to my parents. And im like, hey, guess who i just met i just met well, i said hi to my lawyer and i met Leonardo Dicaprio and Steven Spielberg. And my mom was, like, that wasnt your lawyer that was tobey maguire. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] yeah [ sad trombone ] [ applause ] jimmy well, now youre here i heard a rumor about this i heard that you might be in a a liveaction remake of the little mermaid. Yeah . Jimmy is that true well maybe were not sure ive also heard the rumors, but my people have told me that it is down to me and harry styles for the role of prince eric. [ laughter ] jimmy your people. Yeah, your people. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy i heard you were up for the role of flounder is what i heard [ laughter ] listen, jimmy, its like [ laughter and applause i know i know harry styles, hes got, like, you know hes a good looking dude and hes got some talent [ laughter ] but like, i dont know if he can bring the, you know, like, acting chops and singing chops that i can bring to the table. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, you have more so itll be a tight race you dont want to say whos playing who or whatever. But well see. Youre either hopefully flounder or prince eric. [ light laughter ] but all jokes aside, i mean like, what kid wouldnt want to be in a disney movie that would be a dream come true jimmy yeah, well, ill have my people [ laughter ] make a couple phone calls, yeah youre in this film. Gosh, is this funny, called good boys. Its almost like its like superbad meets stand by me. Yeah. Jimmy you get invited to a a cool kid party yeah. A kissing party. [ audience oohs cool kids. Jimmy watch it now so you get invited to a kissing party, its a big deal yeah, but heres the thing, they dont know how to kiss, so jimmy yeah, so no one knows how to kiss. Yeah. Jimmy so theyre kind of theyre researching, theyre trying to figure out how to do it because they want to look cool when hes at the party when he gets there yeah. Jimmy and this is seth rogen produced this film, didnt he . Yeah. Jimmy man, hes a great guy. His laugh is, like, amazing his laugh is so jimmy hes got the best laugh. How do you do it again do you know how he laughs . Yeah, ill try. [ seth rogen laugh ] [ laughter ] i know, its not that good but like, it kind of sounds like santa if he like smoked cigarettes [ laughter ] jimmy thats your movie idea right there youve got to talk to your people santa who smokes cigarettes jimmy yes. [ laughter ] in that area, yeah, yeah, yeah you want to play santa . Jimmy whats that . Mind playing santa . Jimmy no let seth play santa and you can be all right jimmy you can be whatever. An elf, yeah. [ light laughter ] let the short kid play an elf. [ laughter ] jimmy no, i did not say that i wasnt going to say that at all i want you to play mrs. Claus. [ laughter ] no, but so you do this by the way, i also heard you do an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression yes jimmy now, can i how did you figure this out . So basically, i remember, like, watching the predator. Jimmy sure and like, i was like, dude, hes got a sick accent. And i was like, i was always imitating him. I was always like [ schwarzenegger accent get to the chopper. We have to get out of here go, now [ laughter ] i need to eat some schnitzel. Its in my tummy yumyum in my tummy. [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my god dude, youre hitting homers, man. Youre hitting homers, buddy [ laughter ] it is rated r. I will say this is rated r oh, its very rated r jimmy all right, all right, calm down. [ laughter ] i want to show everyone a clip heres Jacob Tremblay in good boys. Take a look at this. This is a really pretty cpr doll i guess ill go first stop, what are you doing . Kissing her you cant kiss someone without their permission remember from assembly pretend its brixlee. Try to be a gentleman. Okay. Brixlee, can i kiss you . Why [ light laughter ] why yeah. What do you like about me . Well, youre sweet. You smell good youre smart, too. Youre always push henry in his wheelchair, even though hes super mean and just when i think ive got you figured out, you go ahead and start skateboarding. I consent [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy Jacob Tremblay, wow [ cheers and applause good boys is in theaters august 16th. Julio torres performs standup for us after the break Jacob Tremblay, well done [ cheers and applause my experience with usaa has been excellent. They really appreciate the military family and it really shows. With all that usaa offers why go with anybody else . We know their rates are good, we know that theyre always going to take care of us. It was an instant savings and i should have changed a long time ago. It was funny because whd call were the webber family. Were the tenneys were the hayles, and were usaa members for life. Get your usaa Auto Insurance quote today. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is the star of hbos los espookys and this saturday his comedy special, my favorite shapes, premieres at 10 30 p. M. On hbo please welcome the very funny julio torres [ cheers and applause hello hello. Hi hi hi hello. I have a lot of shapes and not a lot of time, so lets just get started. Okay [ light laughter ] the first shape that i want need to show you is a rectangle having a really bad day. [ light laughter ] the second shape that i have to show you [ laughter ] is a sphere, who you may recognize for her current role as a Ferrero Rocher chocolate. [ laughter ] originally, we had casted a different Ferrero Rocher for this part. But then i was backstage and i was like, places, places. And i was like, hold on where is your little skirt . [ laughter ] and the Ferrero Rocher was like, no, i can do it. [ light laughter ] i was like, um, honey, i know you can do it. But if youre not in costume, i dont know what to tell you. [ laughter ] and then this one was, like, i can do it. [ laughter ] this next shape that i must show you this is jessica. Jessica works in pr. [ laughter ] jessica begins and ends every single email with asap. [ laughter ] this next shape, this is me coming in late for a meeting and immediately chiming in [ laughter and applause this next shape is actually a a garment that ive been meaning to design. How about a cape for a queen that is so, so long that she doesnt know that theres another queen at the end of it [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause but the cape has to be so long that both queens can live their lives just every now and then feeling a gentle tug [ laughter ] i will now abruptly do an impression at you. [ clears throat okay im sorry if you dont like what i do, and im sorry if you dont like what i stand for you, but i actually keep the economy going. And im sorry, but we live in a nation of laws, and rules are a nation of laws [ light laughter ] that is that nasty little curtain that divides first class from coach [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause to be a curtain and pick that as your curtain job is like, who hurt you . [ laughter ] i was recently on this on this airplane. It was a very small airplane that had been remodeled so as to accommodate a first class and i was sitting on the first row of coach and my seat didnt have a first class seat directly in front of it. It just looked into the hallway. So then when the Flight Attendant came over and drew the curtain dividing the people, the curtain fell right in front of my face. [ laughter ] like, i was a secret for first class. [ laughter ] then i crossed my legs and my knee gently caressed the curtain, causing it to fall. So then the Flight Attendant came over, and just like immediately reattached it. And i said, can you not do that cause im just going to move slightly and the curtains gonna fall all over again. [ light laughter ] and she says no, we have to. Im like, okay. But once again, im just gonna make the Slightest Movement and the curtains gonna fall all over again can you just not put it up . And she goes no, we have to. And then i asked why . [ laughter ] and in her eyes i saw meteors falling, flowers blooming, and animals decomposing. [ laughter ] and suddenly, she was free [ laughter ] i had released her [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause you know, doing what i do, which is this. [ laughter ] i have often been described as too niche. To which ill say, i have no idea what you could possibly be talking about. [ light laughter ] so i bought little chairs for all my crystals. [ light laughter ] little chairs and little desks because i dont know if crystals work, but i just need them to be prepared just in case [ laughter ] well, unless there are any questions, i think were done here thank you so much. [ cheers and applause now i turn to you. Jimmy oh, julio torres my favorite s this is on this saturday at 10 30 on hbo thank you for doing performing that for us tonight you actually have some big cameos in the special this saturday is that correct . Yeah, so jimmy you cant you cant talk about it. You cant even mention who any the cameos would be. Then why on earth would you bring it up . [ light laughter ] no, so i were lucky that some really great actors are voicing the inner spirits of some of those objects, because we just needed that jimmy yeah and okay, ill tell you one. The cactus the role of the cactus went to Linmanuel Miranda [ cheers and applause yeah well, yeah i dmd him, being like, c you just be this cactus . [ light laughter ]i his feelsd be you cause its like, i dont know like, can you think of anyone else who would play a little cactus trapped in a little glass container . [ light laughter ] jimmy i mean, dont even make me think about this [ laughter ] of course not, no. Yeah. Jimmy Linmanuel Miranda he solved the problem jimmy are you youre very observant with shapes i feel with everything mmhmm. Jimmy are you like that in everything in life are you i dont know if im like that in everything in life but i do theres something that ive been thinking about, that i its been bothering me a little bit. Jimmy yeah the letter q. Jimmy sure [ light laughter ] you know it youve seen it [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah im familiar with it it comes up way too early in the alph jimmy uhhuh you know what im talking about. Jimmy yeah yeah. So the its like, were not ready for the q by the time we get to the q because the q is a its a the q is an avantgarde performer. The q should be all the way in the back with the x, and the y and the z. [ light laughter ] and instead like dont pretend like you dont know what im talking about jimmy no, yeah oh, yeah [ laughter ] so it its comes too soon yes. It comes too soon jimmy its not because with the w, in the w the alphabet starts experimenting. [ light laughter ] right . In the w the alphabet is, like, okay, so i showed you this one, well ah. Right . [ laughter ] but jimmy yeah, so you we need the w to ease into the more obscure act jimmy oh, yeah los espookys, by the way, congratulations on the show. Yeah. Jimmy i laugh so hard. Thank you jimmy it is just its a a brilliant show also its on hbo go or hbo on demand, whatever you can watch to check out the first season. And i want to say congratulations, cause you got picked up for season number two. Yes jimmy well done, buddy [ cheers and applause yeah. Jimmy you are one of a a kind julio torres, everybody. Thank you [ cheers and applause jimmy if you wanna laugh, his comedy special my favorite shapes premieres saturday at 10 30 p. M. On hbo. [ cheers and applause my thanks to Julianne Moore, Jacob Tremblay, julio torres [ cheers and applause and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth myers. Thank you for watching have a great night hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause