and you know what that means? i really have to go to the bath ,butno i m not i m going to wait . it s over. overt welcome tonight s guests . carl early bird sure b is specil . fox and friends first co-host carley shimkushimkus!pl believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotel youtube host gz. e he looks like thatg: guy who cae to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentinr e and finally, she s the firstwe author to weigh less than igh heher book, but she a contr: to. all right. yeah a rig, a lively bunch toni okay. before we get to some new storienes, it s friday, so let . do this. g is leftovers. mm.vers. yeah, it s leftovers wheres it s i read the jokes. we did news this week, and as always, it s my first timeif reading these. so if they , we ll just chemically castrate joe machi and what not. nonot that i would make a difference. but anyway, our man shouldt p decide. designed to look like the white house. just went up for sale in californ
greg: yes, it s friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i m not. i m going to wait until it s over. let s welcome tonight s guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] greg: believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s the first author to weigh less than her book, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. yeah, lively bunch tonight. okay, before we get to some new stories it s friday. so let s do this. greg leftovers. greg: yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these, so if they suck we ll just chemically castrate joe mackey. not that it would make a
, look, i mean,the st what all i know is what, hunter? you know, all the stuff in the newsuff in the about him, it look good. yeah, for him, that s like, you know you, going to o.j. simpson s house now and find that a bloody knife. yeahfinding , there s going to b some suspicions. yeahe sus somm. you know, the white house look stupid because they re saying we don t knowt list they just put out a statement saying, listen, we tested tethe the the stuff and it s joe s metamucil. yeah. people will believe that. like, okay, this guy takes it. they should havehat, back up sty like o.j. if you walked in and you saw a bloody av knife.n i would just go. if i were o.j., i d go to the fridge and i d pull out thisd founa amazing strawberry shortcake. and i go, slate would you like a slice? and then they go, oh, my gotd ,so sorry. i thought it was blood. you know, probably they stab and m. it s easier to find out. just get everyone that wasi th day. yeah. put them in a room and just. all
the news of hunter, you know, all the stuff in the news about him it doesn t look good for him. that s like, you know, going to oj simpson s house now and finding a bloody knife. there s going to be sus somme suspicions. the white house looks stupid because they re saying we don t know. just put out a statement saying listen, we tested the stuff and it s joe s metamucil. people would believe that, okay he s old he takes it. greg: they should have a back up story. if you went to oj s and found a bloody knife i would go to the trench and pull out this amazing strawberry shortcake. and you go oh, i m so sorry i thought it was blood. then you stab them. just get everything that was there that day get them in the room and say all right, who wants to party. and someone s going to go, me,