Theyre a band of boys from south korea. Theyre very popular. Some people have been camping out for five days, which is sad, really, more than anything. Its because they showed up last night, theyd still be in the front row. Theres no need, but anyway, monsta x is a super popular group. The names, im sorry if i mispronounce. Show hh the larrys not one of the guys. One of the things about this band, they wear a lot of makeup. We thought it would be fun to ask the guys to do an monsta x extreme makeover on a member of our staff. So we picked a member randomly of our staff. And they gathered around, and wow, wait until you see how quickly they did this. Its almost some kind of tv magic. Now here he is. Come on in, guillermo, lets see how you look. [cheers and applause] jimmy you look fantastic. [cheers and applause] jimmy you look like a female, you remember when bugs bunny would dress as a woman . Yeah. Jimmy and elmer fudd would try to have sex with him . Thats you. My god. Jimmy speakin
[ laughter ] the New York Times is reporting the former Vice President joe biden is trying to reduce his number of gaffes by using a teleprompter for speeches unfortunately, hes already been caught on camera massaging it. [ light laughter ] the Trump Administration has annostarting in october, immigrants applying for a green card will be subject to a wealth test it will look Something Like this [ audience ohs ] according to fact checkers, President Trump has called someone good looking or great looking in speeches or tweets 35 times since he took office, and still, no ones said it back [ laughter ] youre very good looking. Thank you. [ laughter ] do you have anything youd like to add . Goodbye [ laughter ] officials at Hong Kong International airport suspended flights for the second day in a row after political protesters took over the terminal, and laguardia suspended flights after a rat was seen working at cinnabon [ laughter ] officials at a Wildlife Rehabilitation Center in arkansa
Their parents basements for the first comiccon are now living in their grandparents basements. Their own kids living under them. Did you know every year at comiccon at least five people die from getting their cape stuck in an escalator. It also is world emoji day, this is an International Event organized by whom i dont know. But on behalf of everyone at the show, smiley face with hearts for eyes, prayer hands, prayer hands and a thumb up to you. Some parent are concerned that their kids are using emojis to communicate in code, and yeah, they are. They are doing it. Every emoji is also a sex thing. All of them. Even santa claus has some kind of connotation. But emojis have become a universal language in some ways. And in honor of world emoji day today we decided to put pedestrians to the test. We went out on the street and showed people some common combinations of emojis, like phrases that people use to ask them if they could tell us what they mean. If somebody sent you this, what does
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Wow, look at you guys. Looking good [ cheers and applause welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. Please thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it you are here you made it. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause you guys i love you too [ light laughter ] you guys, earlier tonight on nbc, we had the first nfl preseason game between the broncos and the falcons. So if you enjoyed watching people hit each other, you probably loved last nights debate [ light laughter ] thats right everyone went after joe biden at the democratic debate and he knew it was coming. Did you see what he said to Kamala Harris before it started . Watch this [ cheers and applause go easy on me, kid. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause that might be a sign you are too old to be president when you call a 54year old a kid. He was like, yeah [ laughter ] a lot of people talking were about bidens age. Cause there was also an awk
You could be the democratic nominee and in large block print we write thank you for being a dem announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight legion of dem. Plus stephen welcomes governor Chris Christie and carly zakin and Danielle Weissberg with a special appearance by governor Steve Bullock, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on cheers and applause audience chanting stephen hey, everybody whoo rim shot we are live thank you thank you, my friends cheers and applause yeah thanks, everybody welcome one and all, in here, out there, to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. We are coming to you live. Coming to you live after tonights democratic debate. Tonight we saw clash of the big bs, biden, bernie, buttigieg, bickenblooper. laughter coming into the evening, joe biden had a big lead in all the polls, and to celebrate, his supporters handed out free ice