And it was enjoyed sparingly. But then came twitter. And things got messy. People got messy. At first we were excited. We were like, oh, wow, i can tell quiznos they suck while im on the toilet . What Alien Technology is this . And we began to publicly post whatever we thought whenever we thought it. A 700tweet thread about which del taco sauce is the worst . Go for it. Some dick is kicking your seat on your delta flight to houston . The world must know about this. That dress is black and blue, you idiots. Tweet oh, you know, she brought up the dress. It all seemed like a good idea at the time, but so did having the word juicy spelled out on all of our butts. Right . Remember the early 2000s . And as twitter got bigger it became a place for serious conversations about our culture. Unfortunately, many of us put as much thought into our tweets about social justice issues as we did those quiznos toilet tweets. And those thoughts are now coming back to cancel us. What most of us didnt real
Tweet oh, no, she brought up the dress. It all seemed like a good idea at the time, but so did having the word juicy spelled out on all of our butts. Right . Remember the early 2000s . And as twitter got bigger it became a place for serious conversations about our culture. Unfortunately, many of us put as much thought into our tweets about social justice issues as we did those quiznos toilet tweets. And those thoughts are now coming back to cancel us. What most of us didnt realize was that by posting every one of our thoughts on a whim, we were permanently linking our names to ideas that should have been taken as seriously as bathroom graffiti. And with everyone being so connected and compounded by the fact that were all stuck at home and angry, when something happens theres peer pressure to comment on it right away. Were expected to have these fully formed, omniscient, bulletproof, unassailable hot takes on every topic in real time at all times that will stand the test of time. Or jus
But i do think this looks better than some of the other shows. I think we can agree that the worst part of the pandemic is that every late night talk show looks like a single dads first youtube video. But im excited to be back hosting tonight. Apparently i was number one in the ratings last night. So from now on you can call me ncis los angeles. Lets take a look at the news. Hollywood is under a lot of pressure to get back to work. But as governor gavin newsom said today, even with covid rates spiking all over california, its all worth it if we can achieve herd immunity among the cast of barry. Now as you may have heard, Donald Trumps niece mary trump is releasing a tellall book about the president which is already selling well. And she Just Announced shes working on a series of childrens books about the president , including horton withdraws from w. H. O. The taking tree. Cloudy with a chance of white supremacy. And goodnight mooch. Joe biden has opened up a double digit lead over tru
Said today, even with covid rates spiking all over california, its all worth it if we can achieve herd immunity among the cast of barry. Now as you may have heard, Donald Trumps niece mary trump is releasing a tellall book about the president which is already selling well. And she Just Announced shes working on a series of childrens books about the president , including horton withdraws from w. H. O. The taking tree. Cloudy with a chance of white supremacy. And goodnight mooch. Joe biden has opened up a double digit lead over trump in many polls. Although trump does a little better among likely voters, and hes actually leading among voters likely to eat cascade. And pundits are saying its trumps failed response to covid which has helped joe biden make such a big leap in the polls. Thats because the virus has exposed trumps flaws, and because its forced biden to wear a mask, which has allowed him to hide the fact that he looks like a halloween decoration. Now dont get me wrong, im prayi
Rates spiking all over california, its all worth it if we can achieve herd immunity among the cast of barry. Now as you may have heard, Donald Trumps niece mary trump is releasing a tellall book about the president which is already selling well. And she Just Announced shes working on a series of childrens books about the president , including horton withdraws from w. H. O. The taking tree. Cloudy with a chance of white supremacy. And goodnight mooch. Joe biden has opened up a double digit lead over trump in many polls. Although trump does a little better among likely voters, and hes actually leading among voters likely to eat cascade. And pundits are saying its trumps failed response to covid which has helped joe biden make such a big leap in the polls. Thats because the virus has exposed trumps flaws, and because its forced biden to wear a mask, which has allowed him to hide the fact that he looks like a halloween decoration. Now dont get me wrong, im praying the man wins, but he look