The whistleblower report made against President Trump. And if they dont shes going to well, shes going to politely ask again. [ laughter ] while addressing the whistleblower complaint about ukraine, nancy pelosi accused President Trump of endangering national security. Yeah, nancy, where you been . Youre like, my moms friend who is watching season four of breaking bad. And says i think this guy might be dealing meth. [ laughter ] getting a bad bounce off this guy. [ light laughter ] President Trump today attended the United Nations Climate Action summit in new york. Im assuming as a heckler. [ laughter ] burn. White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham said today she is not likely to resume Daily Press Briefings because reporters were using them to, quote, get famous. Yeah, what kind of loser would use White House Press briefings to try to get famous [ light laughter ] oh, right. That [ laughter and applause that kind. [ cheers and applause new york mayor bill de blasio announced th
Of snow. Vaping crisis. The alarming new numbers, more than 800 cases across the country. The huge surge in just one week. Eee warning. High schools across the country forced to reschedule Outdoor Activities. Friday night Football Games moved to daylight as cases of the deadly mosquitoborn virus rise from michigan massachusetts. Missing money mystery. The Delta Airlines baggage handler arrested accused of stealing nearly 300,000 right from the tarmac. But the question this morning, where is that cash . From the floor to super bowl liv, jlo now set to take center stage at the halftime show with superstar shakira. Whenever, wherever what theyre revealing now about the 2020 super bowl show. Good morning, america. Happy friday to everybody out there. What a show that will be, jlo and shakira in miami for super bowl liv. We were talking about it, shes like, oh, the hips dont lie. Im so ready. Every latina in the country is ready for that lineup. We are super excited about that. First we wan
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Tonight, Russian Tiger and collusion. Plus stephen welcomes Carrie Underwood, kevin smith and jason mewes, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater iyork ty, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen come on whoo welcome back beautiful beautiful thank you very much very kind what lovely people what lovely people. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause you know, the constitution gives the accused the right to remain silent, and clearly donald trump has never read the constitution. laughter because he will not shut the old hamburger hole. laughter everything he says just makes him guiltier. Well talk all about it in tonights episode of chopper talk cheers and applause stephen yesterday, the president was asked a simple question on that phone call, what was he asking the ukrainian president to do to the bidens . He wisely dodged it. Today, he took it straight in the face
Discuss a peace agreement. And if youre wondering where we are as a nation, my first thought was, i dont know, ill believe it when i hear it from the taliban. [ laughter ] the Washington Post has published a new article calling former Vice President joe biden and senator Elizabeth Warren frenemies. Even crazier, they referred to john delaney and Michael Bennett as candidates. [ laughter ] President Trump told reporters today that he would release a report on his finances before the 2020 election. And said that people will be shocked that the numbers are many, many times what you think. Okay, but anything times zero is zero [ laughter ] [ applause ] duchess Meghan Markle attended the u. S. Open this weekend to support her friend serena williams. Meanwhile, the queen went to the jets game. [ laughter ] a man on a mission to visit every starbucks in the world, last week visited his 15,000th location in peru what do you know, they finally spelled his name right [ laughter ] a 73yearold wom