[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Look at you guys thank you very much thats a hot crowd [ cheers and applause i love ya. Mwahmwah. I love ya. Please have a seat welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thats a good buzz here tonight. You guys, coming into work today, i saw a bunch of paparazzi outside, and i thought, well, youve still got it, jimmy. And then i remembered my guest tonight is Kim Kardashian west so i go, okay, well [ cheers and applause i actually ran into kim backstage and asked if she would post a picture of us on her instagram. She was like, no problem. Thatll be 2 million. [ laughter ] lets get to some news here. Tomorrow night is the third democratic debate on abc so it will be jeopardy and wheel of fortune, followed by a debate full of people who watch jeopardy and wheel of fortune. [ laughter ] tomorrows debate on abc is scheduled to be three hours long [ cheers ] americans are like, um, the only
Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Plus, stephen welcomes james mcavoy stephen king and musical guest Vampire Weekend featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hi there beautiful tell him. Hey how are you . Happy wednesday. Happy wednesday. Audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen thankses, everybody. Thanks very much. cheers and applause thank you, sir. Please, have a seat, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. It is a solemn day here in new york and around the country. Of course, its the anniversary of 9 11. Everyone remembers that day. We saw the news and all felt that pain. Everyone commemorates it in their own way. You can feel the heaviness of the day without anything being said. Because its an emotional day, in an emotional year, in an emotional decade, in an emotional century, i thoug
cheers and applause its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, impeachykeen. Plus, stephen welcomes Whoopi Goldberg. And Tanehisi Coates featuring jon batiste and stay human. Nod live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on wooo wow wow stephen please, have a seat sit thank you very much welcome to the late show. Ladies and gentlemen, im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause oh, good lordy. What a day. You really feel the ground shifting under your feet. But it youve got a seatbelt on your couch, one why . Number two buckle up, because for two and a half years, donald trump has had scandal after scandal russian collusion, obstruction of justice, saying nazis are fine people, being an unnamed coconspirator to Campaign Finance violations, lying about the moscow trump tower, stealing money to pay for the border wall, faking the weather with a sharpie. Every time every time none of those is made up. Ever
John bolton, so i was wrong. He could find someone more dangerous than john bolton [ light laughter ] President Trump announced today that he will consider banning the sale of all nontobacco flavored vaping products, which is a shame, because vaping was the only way most American Kids would ever find out what fruit tastes like that [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats a peach . [ laughter ] the third democratic primary debate is tomorrow night and im going to be gaffe free this time, said joe biden, naked from the waist down. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause a court in scotland ruled today that british Prime Minister Boris Johnson illegally suspended parliament in an effort to push through his brexit plan and may have deliberately misled Queen Elizabeth to get her to sign off on the move. Said the queen, release the hounds. [ laughter and applause a Six Flags Theme Park in maryland has announced a new promotion in which visitors spend 30 hours inside a coffin to win a pair of season passe
That country. The Trump Administration say emphatically iran is to blame. We have the latest in the live report and what the Energy Department may do to avoid a spike in your gas prices after the attack. A scary scene in new jersey, an outdoor deck collapsed injuring two dozens people. Firefighters sprung into action to save lives. A sitdown with actor Maggie Gyllenhaal on the final season of her hit video series, the deuce, feeling empowered and growing up with hill llittle br jake. Lately i am feeling empowered. Why am i doing that for free . I want to be paid and i do want the credit. A sunday sit down with Maggie Gyllenhaal and a life welllived later in the show. Lets begin this morning with the Trump Administration responding. Iran claimed the responsibility on attack at saudi arabia. Hans nichols is at the white house for us. Reporter over night iran denied it was behind these attacks. The Trump Administration insists iran is to blame. There are many questions about the attack an