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The whistleblower report made against President Trump. And if they dont shes going to well, shes going to politely ask again. [ laughter ] while addressing the whistleblower complaint about ukraine, nancy pelosi accused President Trump of endangering national security. Yeah, nancy, where you been . Youre like, my moms friend who is watching season four of breaking bad. And says i think this guy might be dealing meth. [ laughter ] getting a bad bounce off this guy. [ light laughter ] President Trump today attended the United Nations Climate Action summit in new york. Im assuming as a heckler. [ laughter ] burn. White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham said today she is not likely to resume Daily Press Briefings because reporters were using them to, quote, get famous. Yeah, what kind of loser would use White House Press briefings to try to get famous [ light laughter ] oh, right. That [ laughter and applause that kind. [ cheers and applause new york mayor bill de blasio announced this weekend he is dropping out of president ial race, because much like the 123ferm6 and 7, it wasnt going anywhere [ cheers and applause canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has announced a proposal to ban assault rifles, which sounds great [ cheers ] it sounds great, but he hid a clause in it that also bans looking up old year book photos. [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause according to a new study, the north american bird population has fallen by almost 30 since 1970 thanks a lot, popeyes. [ light laughter ] north korean officials have released a statement saying theyre open to exploring a, quote, new method of communication with President Trump. Said trump, walkie talkies . [ laughter ] hello, its me over . [ light laughter ] usa today has published an article titled 11 ways to get kicked off a cruise ship. Coming in at number one, iceberg. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause saturday was batman day. Celebrate by watching your parents get murdered, then refusing to get therapy. [ laughter and applause i didnt think itd go better than that. [ light laughter ] just so you know officials in new york are warning that people riding commuter trains into the city from long island may have been exposed to measles this month. Said commuters, bingo. [ laughter and applause samsung will release the galaxy fold on friday after delaying the phone several times due to technical issues meanwhile blackberry already managed to fold a whole phone company. [ laughter ] and finally, according to a new poll, former Vice President joe biden and senator Elizabeth Warren are tied in iowa now they both just have to hope that a few iowans change des moines [ light laughter ] this brings us to a segment called, one of my writers explains their jokes. [ cheers and applause seth give it up for matt goldich, over there [ cheers and applause so matt, im just going on reread this joke you wrote [ light laughter ] in exchange for a salary. [ laughter ] according to a new poll, former Vice President joe biden and senator Elizabeth Warren are tied in iowa now they both just have to hope that a few iowans change des moines [ light laughter ] do you want to just talk us through that, matt yeah. So theres basically three pieces of information that you have to know [ light laughter ] to make this joke work. Number one, the capital of iowa is des moines. [ light laughter ] number two, joe biden and Elizabeth Warren are basically tied and in order to break that tie, they need some iowans to change their minds. [ laughter ] and then at number three, would be that in the classic iowan accent, their minds is pronounced des moines. [ laughter ] so [ cheers and applause seth matt, do you want to tell everybody where you were last night yeah. Seth where were you . I was in los angeles, california seth and what were you [ cheers ] what were you doing in los angeles . We were nominated for an emmy for writing. Yeah [ cheers and applause seth and did you win [ light laughter ] no. No we didnt win. No [ light laughter ] seth do you think if the voters had heard this joke [ light laughter ] they would have changed des moines for sure. [ cheers and applause seth give it up for emmy nominated writer matt goldich, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer this has been one of my writers explains a joke. Seth we have a great show for you guys tonight hes the host of patriot act with hasan minhaj currently streaming on Netflix Hasan Minhaj is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause shes the creator and star of youtubes liza on demand which returns for a Second Season this wednesday. Liza koshy is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause and we will have music from jade bird. So youre here on a great night. Before we get to all of our wonderful guests, President Trump allegedly pressured the leader of ukraine to interfere in the 2020 election by spreading misinformation about joe biden. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth first, lets step back and remember how we got here you might remember that earlier this year in an interview with George Stephanopoulos on abc, trump said straight up he would openly accept the help of a Foreign Government in the 2020 campaign if they offered dirt on an opponent. Lets put yourself in a position youre a congressman somebody comes up and says hey, i have information on your opponent. Do you call the fbi . I dont think if its coming from russia, you do ill tell you what. Ive seen a lot of things over my life. I dont think in my whole life ive ever called the fbi in my whole life you dont call the fbi this is somebody that said, we have information on your opponent. Oh, let me call the fbi. Give me a break. Life doesnt work that way the fbi director seth no. Your life doesnt work that way. Noncriminals lives do work that way you, on the other hand, have no shame. If a mobster called up trump and said, lets meet down by the docks, i cant imagine him going, oh, no, id better run this by my lawyer. Quick, someone knock on rudys coffin. [ laughter and applause and of course, you wouldnt call the fbi. Youre the criminal. The only contact trump has ever had with the fbi is via notes with letters cut out from magazines. [ laughter ] again, trump went out of his way to tell everyone on national television, that if he could get a foreign country to interfere in the 2020 election by giving him dirt on a political opponent, he would absolutely do it your campaign this time around if foreigners, if russia, if china, if someone else offers you information on an opponent, should they accept it or should they call or call the fbi . I think maybe you do both i think you might want to listen i dont there is nothing wrong with listening if somebody called from a country, norway, we have information on your opponent oh i think id want to hear it you want that kind of interference in our elections . Its not and interference they have information. I think id take it. Seth yeah, we know youd take it, because you already took it. Why what is even the point of asking trump these questions anymore . It is like rolling in Hannibal Lecter and saying, okay, we let you go are you going to eat any more guys [ light laughter ] also, i cannot help but notice that youre licking your lips when im asking this question. [ light laughter ] and this is where things start getting a bit crazier. About a month before that interview, trumps lawyer Rudy Giuliani announced that he was planning a trip to ukraine to push for investigations that would help trump, by getting that countrys new government to dig up dirt on the origins of the russia investigation and the family of democratic candidate joe biden. Now, after an outcry, rudy cancelled the trip and after he did that, he went on fox news to explain himself and by explain himself, i mean he did what he always does he made it much worse by explaining hypothetically how he could meddle in the 2020 election if he wanted to. The election in 2020 is a long time from now. And if i wanted to meddle in that election, which i dont, i could have held this for a year. And dropped it right before the convention seth if i wanted to meddle in this election, which i dont is not convincing when youve put so much thought into how you would it [ light laughter ] if i was going to ukraine, which im not, id fly american. Id connect through heathrow, id bring noise canceling head phones, a nice neck pillow, because i want to be well rested for the meddling. [ light laughter ] but once again, rudy also accidentally said something very incriminating. As the fox anchor was trying to get him to end the interview, rudy just casually threw out the idea that if Congress Called him to testify about this, he would cite executive privilege, which would imply that hes spoken directly to the president about this attempt to interview in the 2020 election. And when rudy said that, even the fox anchor was taken aback by the fact that rudy was making news all right mr. Mayor, please keep us in touch with whats going on but for now, well let the world know youre not headed to ukraine. I will. Right now, im not going all right so they can call me before a committee. Were out of time and maybe ill take executive privilege or something or other. Oh, boy i dont know. Well see. Oh boy. Youre making another headline tonight. Well lets see what can happen mr. Mayor, thank you for dropping in. But they are really pathetic. Weve got to go and scared. And theyre on defense all right, weve got to go. Thank you for dropping in. Great to see you seth only, only, only on fox news do they follow, oh boy, youre making headlines with well, weve got to go. [ laughter and applause it was like the director was in the booth screaming [ applause ] go to commercial go to commercial before journalism happens [ laughter ] so just to recap, thats where things stood before last week. The president said in public that he would welcome the help of a Foreign Government interfering in the 2020 election. And his personal lawyer was trying to get ukraine to do exactly that and then things got even more suspicious for example, it was reported in august that trump was seriously considering blocking 250 million in military aid to ukraine. And then last week, we found out that in a phone call with an unnamed foreign leader, trump had made a promise that was regarded as so troubling, that it prompted an official in the u. S. Intelligence community to file a whistleblower complaint so an intelligence official who heard trumps promise on the call, found it so alarming they reported it. Now at first, trumps only response to this was to insist that he would never be stupid enough to make such an illicit promise on a phone call when other people were listening. He tweeted his first response, writing, another fake news story out there. It never ends. Virtually any time i speak on the phone to a foreign leader, i understand that there will be many people listening from various u. S. Agencies. Not to mention from the other country itself no problem. And he goes on to say, knowing all of this, is anybody dumb enough to believe that i would Say Something inappropriate with a foreign leader while on such a potentially heavily populated call . Seth of course you would Say Something inappropriate. Youre always saying something inappropriate. [ light laughter ] you have no filter and no ability to restrain yourself just last week, when you were touring your stupid border wall, you blurted out about the technology built into the wall that even one of your own officials said should be kept a secret one thing we havent mentioned is technology. Theyre wired so that we will know if somebody is trying to break through. And you may want to discuss that a little bit, general. Sir, there could be some merit in not discussing that [ laughter and applause okay. I like that. That was a great answer. Ill just tell you theyre wired. [ light laughter ] seth so that guy that guy just said, dont tell them about the wires. And your response was cool, cool, cool, cool but, just so you know, theyre wired. [ laughter ] i think your brain is wired, just the wires arent in the right order. [ light laughter ] i mean, he did that in front of cameras and microphones. So i have no problem believing that trump would try to extort a foreign leader with other people listening. That would not be surprising at all. And sure enough, over the weekend, we found out that not only did trump pressure the president of ukraine into investigating biden and his son, he did it over and over and over again. President trump urging the president of ukraine to investigate joe bidens son, hunter, multiple times thats according to the wall street journal in a breaking news story just minutes ago. Sources telling the journal that President Trump made the request about eight times on a july phone call. Seth he brought it up eight times on one phone call. Eight times makes it seem like a pretty obvious crime its like if you went on trial for stabbing a guy and said, it was an accident. He fell on the knife. And they said, eight times . [ light laughter ] yeah. He was wearing roller skates. [ light laughter ] now that report came after trumps lawyer Rudy Giuliani had all but confessed in an insane meltdown on cnn. In fact, at one point during the interview, rudy went from denying the story to admitting it like 30 seconds later did you ask the ukraine to investigate joe biden . No. Actually, i didnt i asked the ukraine to investigate the allegations that there was interference in the election of 2016 by the ukrainians for the benefit of Hillary Clinton, for which there already is you never asked anything about hunter biden you never asked anything about joe biden . The only thing i asked about joe biden is to get to the bottom of how it was that lutsenko, who was appointed rht dismissed the case against so did you ask the ukraine to look into joe biden. Of course i did [ laughter and applause seth what . You just said you just i mean, ive seen witnesses break down under crossexamination, but never the lawyer sometimes i cant decide with rudy if hes really a confused old man or if its all an intentional strategy that he keeps [ bleep ] up, because hes a confused old man [ light laughter ] its sometimes impossible to follow rudys logic and syntax in this interview. Just watch as within the span of one sentence, he calls the allegation ridiculous, says hes proud of it, then calls it ridiculous again you want to cover some ridiculous charge that i urged the Ukrainian Government to investigate corruption well, i did. And im proud of it. Then its not a ridiculous allegation you just admitted it its a ridiculous allegation. You just admitted it. Its a ridiculous allegation. Rudy of course, of course, of course you just admitted that you did it [ laughter and applause seth i mean, thats like this is the easiest interview chris cuomo has ever done. He doesnt even need to be there. [ light laughter ] just put rudy on both sides of the screen and let him debate himself. [ light laughter ] its a ridiculous allegation. But you said you did it. I did it and im proud of it. Cuomo also tried to point that rudy contradicted himself, but rudy denied it i have no problem with you launching allegations. But just be careful about what you say. I asked you i am very careful about what i said did you ask ukraine to look into joe biden . You said, no. I didnt ask then you wont to say that you did. No, i didt say that. Its all recorded, rudy seth recorded [ laughter ] oh i thought we were having dinner. This isnt tavern on the green [ light laughter ] ive been eating a steak this whole time [ light laughter ] and of course, because rudy was making wild and baseless accusations about joe biden or ukrainians somehow colluding with Hillary Clinton to set up a rigged investigation or whatever, cuomo asked him for, you know, proof. And of course, rudy could not provide any. And you know what youre going to find out . It was the ukrainian collusion with Hillary Clinton if you dont want to give me the proof, thats fine when it comes out, ill cover it i dont have to give you the proof. Go read it im not saying you have to. It would be nice its written in books you just wont read it its all over the internet go read it seth that does mean anything everything is on the internet. [ light laughter ] you can probably find a listicle called 30 times rudy sat on his balls on the internet [ laughter ] doesnt mean its true then at one point, this interview got so off the rails that cuomo and rudy were just shouting at each other after rudy said cuomo was biased and called him a sellout you want to distort what im saying i dont want to distort you are totally biased. Im not biased. You are, chris. Why i would have you on if i were biased, knowing that were going to have this kind of conversation because it is sad to watch what happened to you its sad sad what watch what happened to me . Im a sellout . You are a sellout youre telling me that im a sellout . Seth come on you guys are gonna talk like that, were gonna have to move this interview to a butcher shop and invite joe pesci [ light laughter ] so knowing the damage had been done, rudy had to once again engage in this ritual walk of shame from the cnn studios over to the fox news studios where they played his cnn interview for him, made him watch it and tried to get him to explain it [ light laughter ] and i love that rudy tried to pull a clark kent and put on glasses [ laughter ] so the people would think he was a different guy. Now now, watching this tape, i dont know who that good eyed lunatic is but [ laughter ] but hes speaking nonsense he should be fired. [ laughter ] and once we started to find the truth of what happened, the same routine played out that has happened with previous trump crimes first he denied it then he admitted it. And basically said, so what . Watch the progression of trumps changing story from friday morning to sunday morning, to later that same sunday did you discuss joe bidens son or his family . It doesnt matter what i discussed. I had a great conversation with numerous people. I dont even know exactly who youre talking about the conversation i had was largely congratulary with largely the fact that we dont want our people like Vice President biden and his son creating to be the corruption already in the ukraine but just so you understand, the conversation i had with the president of ukraine was absolutely perfect can you say whether on this call you raised joe biden or his sons name with ukraine . Well, i dont even want to mention it but certainly id have every right to and there was no pressure. No nothing there was no pressure. That was not pressure. I know when i get pressure and that was not pressure. [ light laughter ] seth so he went from it doesnt matter what i discussed. To i dont want to talk about it. To we talked about biden. To it was a perfect conversation. To if i did talk about biden, then id have the right to talk about biden. To i didnt pressure anyone. [ light laughter ] cant believe im saying this, but maybe you should let rudy step in here [ laughter ] the president of the United States allegedly used his power to extort a foreign leader to meddle in the 2020 election on his behalf and his rabies brained vampire lawyer is going on tv and admitting to it. If this isnt impeachable behavior, i dont know what is the house should impeach him immediately. Or at the very least, someone should pick up the phone and say oh, let me call the fbi [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with hasan minhaj, everybody. [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. With ai we can protect what we cant see. 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Target run and done. Performance comes in lots of flavors. dramatic orchestra theres the ampedup, overtuned, feedingfrenzyof sheetmetalkind. And then theres performance that just leaves you feeling better as a result. Thats the kind lincolns about. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band, right over there [ cheers and applause also, so excited this week, we have fred armisen back give it up for fred. [ cheers and applause you have fred and i, we were also at the emmys. Did you have a fun time at the emmys last night fred it was great. I had a blast. Seth it was a fun night, right . Fred yeah. Seth there you go. [ laughter ] thats that insider hollywood look that fred and i give you. [ light laughter ] our first guest tonight is a Peabody Award Winning comedian he hosts patriot act, on netflix. New episodes start streaming in november please welcome to the show, hasan minhaj, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth how are you, hasan . Im good. Thank you, man seth this is thank you seth is today is today your birthday . Today is my birthday. Yes. Seth happy birthday. [ cheers and applause all you guys got the email seth yes you guys you guys came out way too hot. And then they had to top it for birthday yeah. For birthday yeah seth have you been celebrating at all i know youre working, but did you manage to find time to also have a birthday . Yeah. I rang in my new year not my new year, my birthday seth yeah. By getting kicked out of the indian trump rally seth yeah. So, i think one of the best things [ cheers ] oh, you guys were there you guys were there . All right. Seth one of the things i like most about your show is you give context to stories that i dont feel like get covered a lot. Not just on late night shows but even on news shows here in the states yeah. Seth theyre having the new Prime Minister in india yes seth Prime Minister modi. Yes seth and he was here and donald trump went to this rally. To open for modi. Seth yeah. It was a big deal yeah seth so explain that, because it certainly seems surreal to me to watch President Trump Holding Hands with another man, just sort of walking through. And they were full on swinging seth yeah. It was like it was strange thing to see but for those who dont know, you know, Prime Minister modi had sold out energy stadium, where the texans play in houston. 50,000 plus people showed up and then, donald trump was like, ill open. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] im like, oh, ive got to go. Seth yeah. This is like the jayz and beyonce of ethnonationalism seth yeah. [ light laughter ] like, imagine a jay and bey concert but with no white or black people and no coolness at all. [ laughter ] so i was like, i got to be there. Seth so you went you decided this is the perfect thing for our show to cover. Yeah, because i knew that, like, what modi pulled off, and this is a political gangster, a lot of people in the Indian Community dont rock with trump. Seth mmhmm. But because of this weird pairing, they just had to stand for djt. Seth yeah. Yeah. Like imagine if you got ed sheeran tickets free. Seth uh huh. Sold out, energy stadium. Then a week before, they were like, special guest bill cosby [ laughter ] youd be like, all right, youve got a monster but then i really want to hear shape of you. seth yeah. All the aunties and uncles were like, i got to do shape of you. seth gotta they wanna be there for shape of you. Yeah. Seth so you go down there. I go down there well, i was like, i have to be there. So we submit our press credentials. Immediately, we get an email back, theyre like, were out of space. Im like, word. Like, ive been to indian weddings, you just walk in [ light laughter ] youre out of space in a football stadium no so, i reach out to the organizers im like, hey, come on. This is my community you guys get it. Like, i want to be there. And theyre like, were out of space, but we are discussing. Seth oh, my goodness im like, all right then, if youve ever done field pieces, you know that youve got to show up and, you know, be a seth yep a good faith actor and theyll take care of you seth right, right. So i show up to the press table that morning and theyre like, mr. Minhaj, we are out of space and youve been denied, because of some of the comments you have made. Seth wow and im like, im sorry for making fun of cricket. [ laughter ] its not just a sport for fun. Its an International Game seth yeah. Thats taking over the world. Theyre like, no. The comments you have made about Prime Minister modi were not appreciated. And youve been blacklisted. Seth wow and i was like, dude, youre treating me like indian jorge ramos. [ laughter ] this is trump 101. Seth yeah. And im in texas, so you guys pretty much think im jorge ramos. So, im in the parking lot seth yeah. And im just watching this whole thing on live stream while im looking at the stadium and im watching the program and during the program, theyre honoring prominent indian americans. Indian americans have done so much in arts, music, even comedy and then they show a photo of me on the jumbo tron. [ cheers and applause and people start clapping. You understand whats happening . Seth and we do have a photo of where you were when you were watching that. Im in the parking lot. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so, they were honoring me for my comedy while also blackmailing me and blackballing me and kicking me out for my comedy it was the most indian thing ever they were like, were proud of you, but well never say it to your face. [ laughter ] it tore me apart, man. Like, inside the stadium, and outside the stadium, there were protesters so, its all my community. This is my basic community, right . And when everythings filling out [ cheers and applause you guys get this. They were arguing. Everyone is arguing with each other. Theyre yelling at each other. Cops are trying to break it up in between two people. I was like, dude, come on this is us we live in the same neighborhoods. You guys probably both work at google. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] you both weigh 135 pounds. You both have never fought in your life. And the Police Officers are like, why are you guys arguing over sweaters . Everyone can have cashmere. [ laughter ] theyre like, thats the problem. Everyone cant have cashmere. So, that was the event seth that sounds very intense. It was intense. Yeah seth i want to ask, was this more or less intense you went and you spoke before congress yeah. Seth you addressed the student loan crisis. [ cheers and applause yes seth was it Maxine Waters who asked you . Maxine waters seth she invited you yeah. Seth and so what was the experience of speaking before congress well, i was kind of shocked cause i was like, is this where weve gotten seth right like, if we need to move the needle on an issue, you have to call up a comedian seth right, yeah like, oh, man, the Opioid Epidemic is out of control do you know who can solve this gilbert gottfried. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] lets see what gilberts doing and maybe we can get this thing through. But, look, ive watched one hour dramas on tv i thought congress was going to be hot, sexy seth sure. Witty banter, you know, affairs in the air no it was like the dmv in there seth yeah. [ laughter ] just like gray lighting you show up, they give you a dixie cup and hand you a mens health from 2014. [ laughter ] when i was in congress, testifying, cspan didnt get this but in the corner, like where fred is, i saw a mousetrap with cheese. [ laughter ] i was like, dude, trump is right, there are rats in this building. Seth yeah. [ laughter and applause its so low end, though. Right . Its just, like, brown yeah. Its really not its really not hot. Seth the shot of the congressman and then the shot of the person testifying is always very dramatic. But every time they take a wide shot youre like, oh, this is an open mic. Seth yeah. Three people are here all of the seats are empty seth cause they just people file in they ask you five minutes of questions. And then they just vamoose right . They do their five. And then they leave. Seth yeah. And i stayed there the entire four hours, no bathroom breaks i thought thats what youre supposed to do seth they dont give you bathroom breaks . No and Maxine Waters told me at the end, shes like, you should have asked. Im like, you really wanted me to be like, um, mrs. Mrs. Waters, can i get [ laughter ] can i get the cube with the bathroom key . Seth yeah. Did you have a student debt crisis do you have loans . Im lucky seth yeah. Im lucky i did not have student debt. You know, i have immigrant parents. And they forced me to live at home so i dont have crippling student debt [ light laughter ] seth yeah. I have crippling emotional debt seth oh, sure. Of course. [ laughter ] yeah, and congress has yet to do anything about that [ cheers and applause seth likely never to be repaid hey, man, its always such a pleasure to see you. Thank you seth i cant wait for your show to be back in november. Thanks for being here. [ cheers and applause hasan minhaj, everybody. Patriot act is streaming on netflix. Well be right back with liza koshy [ cheers and applause boost mobile has a super reliable, super fast network, so you can stay connected almost anywhere. Like up here at lookout point. But theres more. Now all 4 of us get unlimited data, talk and text for just 25 per line per month. Hashtag first date he aint family yet. But theres more. We got 4 lg stylo™5 phones for free. Now the whole family can stay connected. Not this connected. 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Dove men care sportcare rehydrates and strengthens skin. [ song johnny cash, th sthese are my people these are the ones who will reach for the stars these are my people by the light of the earth, you can tell they are ours a new step to take and a new day will break yes, these are my people the juul record. They took 12. 8 billion from big tobacco. Juul marketed mango, mint, and menthol flavors, addicting kids to nicotine. Five million kids now using ecigarettes. The fda said juul ignored the law with Misleading Health claims. Now juul is pushing prop c, to overturn san franciscos ecigarette protections. Say no to juul, no to big tobacco, no to prop c. [ cheers and applause seth our next guest is the creator and star of youtubes series liza on demand, which returns for its Second Season september 25th lets take a look. Are we going on a trip . Oh, my god, is it disney world please tell me its disney world. Were not taking you to disney world okay, maybe for christmas. Mmhmm. Were minimizing. You know, like, from the book minimizing find the bless with less. Its also a hit tv show on that streaming network we log into illegally. Oh, come on, you, too literally every job ive had for the past two weeks has been minimizing for someone i just go in there and toss out random stuff i mean, how the hell am i supposed to know what brings somebody else bliss . Seth please welcome to the show liza koshy, everyone. [ cheers and applause seth hi, liza. Woo seth how are you im so good, seth how are you . Seth im so happy to have you. Thank you for having me seth anyone who doesnt know, you are a very big deal on youtube. You have 25 million subscribers, which is no small thing. Thank you and youre one seth i am one of your subscribers. Thank you so much [ cheers and applause i appreciate it. Seth im always the first to comment. [ laughter ] first seth i always write first. Thats me. Thats my tag. So creative seth but you started in 2013 doing vine videos i did seth can you talk a little about your evolution from that to where you are today yeah. Well, i got to pour one out for vine real quick. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. Rest in peace seth rest in peace we miss you [ cheers and applause six seconds for my short attention span, man. Seth yeah. I love the six second videos. Seth look, as long as it got you off the ground, i feel like vine did what it was here to do. It did. It did, man. Rest in peace for now. But, yeah, no, six seconds is how i started. And then i was just making videos in my set, which was my living room, which was my bathroom, which was my car i was just screaming in different areas of my house for six seconds at a time. And then i transitioned over into youtube and started making characters and having fun on there. Seth and so with this idea of not just vine, but then also youtube, was this something that your parents had any understanding of when you were telling them, hey, im doing this thing six seconds at a time, and its going to make me a big star . Aw, seth. [ laughter ] im brown. You thought i was hasan minhaj coming back out here and wearing a bun all of a sudden, yeah. [ laughter ] we got the whole family on this episode. No, but i [ laughter ] my dad was completely confused by what i was doing online right . Seth uhhuh. Im making videos there are strangers following me theres a million strangers following me making videos . That sounds mysterious so i had to [ laughter ] clarify it to my dad, right he sat me down, looked at my phone and made me go through and delete every single one of my followers. Like, block each one so they would stop following because what, like, hes trying to protect me, right . Seth sure. Being secure. But then my dad realized, like, on a college tour, as i was ironically going and seeing a college, that another tour was following me along and was asking to, like, to take pictures of me and my dad realized that, oh, my god, whats shes doing is having an impact on the world. And shes doing different things. And so he basically allowed me to continue making movies. And hes the one my brown father whose made me academically focus my entire life, who made me delete followers at one point, who took away my phone, because i wasnt studying for the s. A. T. , of course seth yeah. But i had an ipod behind my mattress, so i kept running the business back there. Seth uhhuh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause kept making those videos, girl so, made me academically focus my whole life and i ended up moving out to l. A. Because of his blessing so, yes. Seth oh, thats fantastic. And had the parents suppor [ cheers and applause had the parents support yeah seth it is its very nice to know now that even if he changes his mind, you can never delete 25 Million People [ laughter ] nah, it takes too much time seth yeah, absolutely. You just youre obviously close to your parents. You just went to italy with yes seth with your family one word, four syllables. Limoncello seth all right [ laughter ] it was amazing. Seth you like limoncello oh, i love limoncello its too sweet, which is how you know its for me seth yup and they actually came to our table. And by they i mean a waiter came to our table to welcome us to italy and gave us, like, four little shot glasses of this, the nectar of the gods seth yep i refer to as limoncello. And i i mean, being, you know, like a little frat boy back in the day, i was like, oh, sweet, a shot. Boo [ laughter ] tossed it back and was like i came back up and my parents are just sipping very slowly, wideeyed. Seth yeah. Andim like, what what are you guys whats going on . [ laughter ] my face immediately starts melting and im just feeling good, blasted drunk for the first time with my parents [ laughter ] it was awesome seth well, i dont know. I think you might be a lightweight if it only took one shot of limoncello oh, yeah. [ laughter ] real cheap date. Seth yeah, there you go. Really cheap. Seth and so this is the Second Season of your show tell us a little bit about yeah. Seth what basically, whats the plot of this . Sure. Okay so if you dont know the show, its basically diving into the gig economy. Right . So we are so lazy nowadays like, this generations insane, because we hire personal assistants through our phone your uber honey, you ordering your own personal driver thats what youre doing uber, lyft postmates, youre ordering people come to your house and give you these things and get things done, so that you dont have to. So whats the story behind that person what whats going on in their life and how are they doing so thats basically what liza is on liza on demand. Not too dissimilar to how i started my job on my phone but literally made a career from my fingertips, from the palm of my hand. So seth thats really cool. And theres whats been fun to watch is, you know, obviously youve taking this very unconventional path. Yeah. Seth and, yet, youve also found your way into sort of more conventional things yeah. Seth including, you got to work the red carpet for the met ball yeah, thats right. Seth so basically anna wintour saw you [ cheers and applause sorry seth anna wintour saw you and was like anna wintour not only saw me, she called me cute, seth seth she called you cute she called me cute. Seth and by the way, you looked fantastic thank you seth look at that. Ah [ cheers and applause thats not a strawberry shortcake. Thats liza koshy. Seth thats liza koshy hey, thank you so much for making time for us tonight just a delight to talk to you. Thank you so much thank you for having me. Seth congratulations on everything liza koshy, everybody. [ cheers and applause lia on demand returns septemeber 25th on youtube well be right back with music from jade bird [ cheers and applause thank you. Is that it . Yeah. Thats the total. You sure you beeped everything . I beeped it all. Did you beep this one . Yep, beeped it. And you beeped this . Beeped it. You beep that . Good and beeped. And this . Beeped it. And that . Of course i beeped that. And that . Yep. What about that . Beeped it. Did you beep my pizza . Actually i booped that one. All these beeps and boops, and this is it . Thats it. Beep. Beep. Ohhh. gasp yes is this the new iphone . Yeah. Ive been waiting for this all year. announcer verizons got the new iphone 11 and iphone 11 pro. It has three cameras both gasp i need this color. 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Lilly, im im standing right here [ laughter ] lilly wait, did we just ruin the big surprise is there any way to undo this . [ light laughter ] i mean, i guess you could book another celebrity to be the surprise guest here. I dont know [ laughter ] its your