Thank you for joining me. [ cheers and applause ] on a Major International holiday. Today, in case you didnt know, and im pretty sure you didnt know, today is world emoji day. So i think i speak for all of us when i say thumbs up thumbs up champagne bottle party hat goats, right . [ laughter ] today is also the day we try to figure out what the hell happened on game of thrones. Did you watch the season premiere . A Record Number of people more than 16 people watched i was one of them. Never thought i would be so excited to see someone empty a bed pan. [ laughter ] but i was. I loved it. Even though i was confused. I had to have my son kevin explain a lot of it to me. Its like an adult version of Summer School for me. Whos the guy who sailed in on the black ship and proposed to cersei . That was euron greyjoy. Hes theons uncle. Oh, who is the prince that met with the enemy to try to bring down the queen that threatened his father . That was donald trump jr. [ laughter ] [ cheers and app
Thank you for joining me. [ cheers and applause ] on a Major International holiday. Today, in case you didnt know, and im pretty sure you didnt know, today is world emoji day. So i think i speak for all of us when i say thumbs up thumbs up champagne bottle party hat goats, right . [ laughter ] today is also the day we try to figure out what the hell happened on game of thrones. Did you watch the season premiere . A Record Number of people more than 16 people watched i was one of them. Never thought i would be so excited to see someone empty a bed pan. [ laughter ] but i was. I loved it. Even though i was confused. I had to have my son kevin explain a lot of it to me. Its like an adult version of cersei . That was euron greyjoy. Hes theons uncle. Oh, who is the prince that met with the enemy to try to bring down the queen that threatened his father . That was donald trump jr. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] too many characters to follow. I dont know if you heard the white house kic
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 724, pa. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very, very much. I feel the love i feel the love. Hi. Looking good. Hey, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. We made it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] well, heres what people are talking about. This weekend, President Trump is going to spend the night at trump tower for the First Time Since he took office. [ light laughter ] yeah. Hes going to be surprised when he walks in and finds out that melania turned his room into a a home gym. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy it just it happens. Its sad, but it happens to every thats all right, trump trump will sleep in his own bed for the First Time Since he was elected. Then hell wake up and be like, i just had the craziest dream. People were calling me president and asked me about north korea. It was a complete nightmare. [ laug
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 724, pa. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very, very much. I feel the love i feel the love. Hi. Looking good. Hey, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. We made it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] well, heres what people are talking about. This weekend, President Trump is going to spend the night at trump tower for the First Time Since he took office. [ light laughter ] yeah. Hes going to be surprised when he walks in and finds out that melania turned his room into a a home gym. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy it just it happens. Its sad, but it happens to every thats all right, trump trump will sleep in his own bed for the First Time Since he was elected. Then hell wake up and be like, i just had the craziest dream. People were calling me president and asked me about north korea. It was a complete nightmare. [ laug
Have you seen this cover of the New York Post . Pop goes the wiener . Thats Anthony Weiner who resigned from congress in 2011 after he was caught sexting on twitter with the name wiener. This is not an old paper from then, this is todays paper. He did it again. The post somehow got hold of a back and forth of what appears to be sexting between weaner and yet another woman he met on twitter. Turns out she was a trump supporter and she gave it all to the photos they published. There he is slipping into his shirt. I have no idea how he took this shot of himself. This is a shot with his 4yearold son in bed next to him. Im not sure what the exclamations are for. Then we have this ad for jockey briefs. I hope hes at least getting the underwear for free, you know. Thats a lot of advertising. So hes been married the whole to Hillary Clinton, has finally had enough. She announced today theyre separating which makes sense. What i wonder about was him. I was thinking about him trying to figure ou