And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 724, pa. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very, very much. I feel the love i feel the love. Hi. Looking good. Hey, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. We made it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] well, heres what people are talking about. This weekend, President Trump is going to spend the night at trump tower for the First Time Since he took office. [ light laughter ] yeah. Hes going to be surprised when he walks in and finds out that melania turned his room into a a home gym. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy it just it happens. Its sad, but it happens to every thats all right, trump trump will sleep in his own bed for the First Time Since he was elected. Then hell wake up and be like, i just had the craziest dream. People were calling me president and asked me about north korea. It was a complete nightmare. [ laughter and applause ] im back in washington, Mitch Mcconnell says congress is underperforming because trump set too many fake deadlines. [ light laughter ] and trump said that is not true and demanded mcconnell apologize by august, 43rd. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy october 11 teenth, the latest. But yesterday, trump was asked about his relationship with the attorney general Jeff Sessions and said it is what it is, its fine. [ light laughter ] then he got emotional because those were also his wedding vows. And he goes [ laughter and applause ] steve ho jimmy its a beautiful day. Its so beautiful. Lets get to some sports here, you guys. A picture is going viral of Manchester United player marouane is it marouane . Marouane. Jimmy Marouane Fellaini i dont really know soccer over here. But these are big. Steve hes big. Jimmy famous, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hes at manchester u. M u. Yeah. [ laughter and applause ] steve huge. Youre a giant soccer fan. Jimmy yeah, yeah, he played mu, mu, mu. Steve mu, mu, mu, mu jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] Marouane Fellaini, he was just taken he got hit in the face with a soccer ball, right . And this photographer managed to capture that exact moment. This is a real photo, look at this. Oh. [ laughter and applause ] now, dont feel too bad for fellaini because hes actually been using the picture to get a a lot of new endorsements steve oh. Jimmy yeah, because i guess Companies Like using the photo in their ads, ill show you what i mean. The first the first ad says, united airlines, this is how it feels to fly united. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this one says, snapchat, try our new face in a blender filter. Thats [ laughter and applause ] interesting filter. And this last one says, maybelline, some people arent born with it. See, i dont know. [ laughter and applause ] waboom and finally, a reporter on the nfl network was talking about a a player who is dealing with a a bulging disk when she had a a little slip of the tongue. Take a listen to this. If youll remember last year, he was dealing with a a bulging dick disk issue rather in his lower back. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy when asked how long his injury should last, his doctor said, no more than four hours. We have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Its friday we have got a great show tonight. From the new movie the glass castle, naomi watts is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve ah jimmy i love naomi watts. Plus, this guys one of my best pals, i love him so much. Hes the host of watch what happens live with andy cohen, andy cohen is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy he also has a Great Channel on sirius, radio andy. Steve really . Jimmy which is yeah, 102 its right next hes neighbors with howard. And its a great station. Hes on all the time. Im deejaying by the way. Steve youre doing beatles . Jimmy i did a beatles one off, this yeah, it starts today. Started today. Steve i heard it on the radio. I was driving in my car. And you came on the radio how bigs your wheel of your car . Steve like this big its like tiny [ light laughter ] jimmy were you driving a go cart . Steve its my its my yeah, my go cart. Jimmy you drive a go cart to work . Steve i drive my go cart around my track [ mimicks engine ] jimmy i mean probably gets better cause youre environmentally friendly steve huge jimmy you dont want yeah. Steve huge, giant environmentalist. Jimmy solar solar powered go carts. Steve solar powered go carts jimmy and you have sirius radio on there . Steve yes, which is powered by 17 diesel engines. That beam it straight to my car. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy diesel, i mean, how much gas does that take just to power up your radio . Steve just for the radio . Jimmy yeah, well well steve oh, i think its like two tankers a day. Something like that. [ light laughter ] jimmy anyways, so im i deejayed the beatles thing and so its on after you listen to radio andy, listen to the beatles just this week on channel 18. Steve 18 . Jimmy i do its not like top ten, cause its hard to pick its like 10 or 11 songs. I know, questloves already judging, but its not my top its not my top ten beatles songs. Steve its just jimmy understand that, im just deejaying for fun. Steve youre just goofing off. Jimmy yeah, im just like talk like this and act like we had a great time. [ light laughter ] and here are the beatles four lads from liverpool got together. Questlove whatd you choose . Jimmy oh, gosh, she said she said. Steve she said, i know what its like to be dead . Jimmy yeah, its a deep cut. I did she loves you because that was the first i think explosion of the beatles to america where people were imitating them. They kept calling them the yeah, yeah, yeah band. And that was written by the beatles and clarence, of course. Steve clarence. Jimmy yep. [ light laughter ] and Eddie Murphys at home laughing. Steve yeah. Jimmy eddie murphy, he gets it. Anyway yeah, so thats thats happening as well, but anyways, andy is going to come on the show. And andy cohen, were going to play an all tv version of five second summaries. Steve ooh. Jimmy its a fun game yeah, its really yeah, you dont know what that is, but yeah, its great, youre [ cheers and applause ] do i know what that is . Its a fun game. Five second summaries is a a fun game you can play all summer long. And then we have great standup i ive wanted to have this guy on the show for a a long time. I know probably hes been so funny with chelsea handler, ive seen him all over the place. Hes just sells out all over the country. Just go see him on tour. Jo koy is here, you guys. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jo koy, representing the philippines. These four are left from the philippines, get together and call themselves the beatles. [ light laughter ] guys, i like that many people were big fans of the podcast here at the show. You like podcasts . [ cheers ] i listen to them all the time. I listen to them at the gym, when im taking my gokart into work. Whatever im doing oh, yeah, i take one, too. Steve you love i know, i love your gokart. Jimmy i know, man. Thats fantastic. Well, anyways i love podcast and because we thought itd be fun if to have our very own tonight show podcast. We did it. We started recording one called, the tariq adler podcast. Starring our own Tariq Trotter from the roots and one of our writers johnathan adler. There they are there. [ cheers and applause ] adler, youre so white right now, i i cant really i cant even tell you. I cant even tell you. [ laughter ] like really cant tell you. Now keep in mind, these two barely know each other and theyve rarely spoken aside from an awkward head nod in the hallway. [ light laughter ] well, tonight we have the newest installment of their podcast, i hope you enjoy it, check it out. Tariq whats up, this is tariq. And this is adler. Tariq and this is the tariq adler podcast. Allergies, i have none. Im sure youre allergic to everything. Everything, you have to be. You why do you think im allergic to so many tariq i mean, you just look allergic. You have no allergies whatsoever . Tariq no well, there is bull [ . Bleep ] im allergic to that you picking up any of that right now . Tariq a little bit. Hammocks are whack. Not into em . Tariq not into em at all. Because its hard to get in and out . Tariq hard to get in and out, you know, theres no way to do it cool. When you sit outside at home, youre on some sort of tariq im on a sofa. You have a sofa outside . Tariq yeah, its called patio furniture. Oh, okay. [ laughter ] do you have to bring the cushions in every time it rains . Tariq i mean, we should, but no, we just dont. No. Well, then you got to worry about mildew. Tariq i mean, yeah, or you could just ball out and when those cushions get [ bleep ] up, you just get new cushions. That sounds like a a commercial for the most boss patio place, ever. Tariq come to daddiospatios [ laughter ] we say, [ bleep ] those cushions. How about you mildont. [ light laughter ] well cut that part. When people find out youre a a rapper, they will on the spot say, kick something. Tariq yeah, yeah, oh, kick a rhyme. Kick a rhyme . I didnt even know that was something you could ask for. Tariq yeah. Okay, i bump into you in the hall. Hey, whats up, tariq, kick something. Tariq psh, i kick you in your nuts. [ laughter ] is there another verse coming after that . Tariq no, thats it. What do you think comes up as sort of the autofill when you search Tariq Trotter . Tariq i put in like tariq, trot and then itll say, terboss. You think it says boss . Tariq no, thats what comes up when i put in Tariq Trotter itll go, do you mean Tariq Trotter, boss . My bull [ bleep ] allergy is starting to act out. Tariq oh, [ bleep ] [ laughter and applause ] man jimmy give it up for tariq and adler right there. There they are. [ cheers and applause ] stick around, well be right back with thank you notes, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] during our made to move 2017 clearance event, you can do endless online research. Or, you can take advantage of our best offer ever on an xt5. Dont wait. Our 2017 models will be moving fast. You can drive a car. Or you can drive a cadillac. Come in now before the end of our made to move 2017 clearance event and leave with the perfect cadillac xt5 for your next adventure. Choose a low mileage lease on this xt5 for around 339 per month. [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. Looks like you need to expand some more. Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. Ahyou the law . Weve had some complaints of. Is that a fire . Theres your payoff, deputy. Git velveeta shells cheese. Theres gold in them thar shells. No splashing wait so you got rid of verizon, just like that . Uhhuh. I switched to tmobile, kept my phoneeverything on it oh, they even paid it off wow yeah. Its nice that every bad decision doesnt have to be permenant ditch verizon. Keep your phone. Well even pay it off when you switch to americas best unlimited network. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Happy friday. Steve is it really . Jimmy because, you know, how i knew it was friday . Because thats usually when i catch up with personal stuff. Steve uhhuh jimmy i check my inbox. Steve right. Jimmy i return some emails. Steve sure. Jimmy and, of course. [ light laughter ] steve anything in your inbox . Jimmy then i also i just yeah. Just cleared my inbox. [ laughter ] steve you cleared it . Jimmy and then i write out my thank you notes. I usually write them out on friday. Steve really . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy can i write my thank you notes now . Is that cool . Can i write them out . James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please. [ laughter ] oh, there he is. Look at that. Steve there he is. Jimmy hes a stud, yeah. Thank you, james. Steve wow. Jimmy i appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you, pictures of Vladimir Putin on vacation. [ laughter ] for being the political version of trying to make your ex jealous on instagram. Hes like, yeah, look at me. [ laughter and applause ] look at look at what youre missing out on. Look at me. Look at how cool i am look at my glasses. I turned into schwarzenegger for a second. [ light laughter ] thank you, new post white house photos of sean spicer [ laughter ] for looking like the after footage and from a prozac commercial. Its like [ laughter and applause ] so happy. So happy. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, sharknado 5 global swarming for giving celebrities something to do when dancing with the stars says no. [ laughter and applause ] steve no, do it. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, the nut job 2 nutty by nature [ laughter ] for hitting both theaters and the news this week. Oh, there you go. Steve hey [ cheers and applause ] hioh hey hiphop, ho [ light laughter ] hiphop, hooray [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, being looped in on a long email chain for making me feel like a a detective trying to solve what the hell this emails actually about. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, disney, for pulling your movies from netflix and launching your own streaming service instead. Which explains why frozen is now called disney and chill. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyo jimmy come on. Steve nice. Topical. I give props to hiphop [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, white house staffer who called trump a twominute man because he only has the patience to read half a page. Or as guys everywhere put it, yes, that is why i am also called a twominute man, as well. [ laughter and applause ] steve doink jimmy read a half a page. Thank you, the white house, for fixing the air conditioning in the west wing. Then one guy was like, it was definitely a lot cooler when i was there. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyo ho that was a sevenstring bass. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones good. I mean its not written yet. But when i think of it. [ laughter and applause ] im thinking about something im about to write down. Steve oh, okay. [ laughter ] what are you going to write . Who are you going to thank now . [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, lobsters, for always looking like youre flashing gang signs. [ laughter ] steve yeah [ laughter and applause ] jimmy there you have it those are my thank you notes well be back with naomi watts [ cheers and applause ] nthese two should not be wed, speak now. coughs so sorry. Oh no. Its just that your friend daryl here is supposed to be Live Streaming the wedding and hes not getting any service. I missed, like, the whole thing. What . And i just got an unlimited plan. Its the right plan, wrong network. You see, verizon has the largest, most reliable 4g lte network in america. Its built to work better in cities. Tell you what, just use mine. Thanks. No problem. All right, lets go live. Say hi to everybody who wasnt invited vo when it really, really matters, you need the best network and the best unlimited. Plus, get the pixel, by google for 5 a month. some beers have a lot of ingredients. A lot of different ingredients. Our beer is brewed with four essential ingredients barley, rice, water and hops. heres to the beer you can always count on. Brewed to be americas favorite light lager. Heres to the beer you can always count on. Are you ok . What happened . Dad kinda walked into my swing. Huh . Dont you mean dad kind of ruined our hawaii fund . I thud go to the thothpital. There goes the airfair. I dont think Health Insurance will cover all. Of that. Buth my fathe without that cash from aflac we might have to choose between hawaii or your face. Hawaii what . Haha. Hawaii you might have less coverage than you think. Visit aflac. Com and keep your lifestyle healthy. Aflac [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an Academy Award nominated actress who stars in the new movie the glass castle which is in theaters now. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome naomi watts. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, welcome back. Its always great to see you. Hi. Jimmy i want to see you more. I havent seen new a long time. I know. Jimmy what are you doing . Its been too long. Jimmy everything great . Everythings good. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, it is. You just went to africa, is that right . Thats right. Yeah, we had a little vacation with my boys. Jimmy and so how long did you start somewhere or you just went right to africa . Well, i started here. [ laughter ] jimmy no, thats right, yeah. But im sorry. Did you, like, were you coming from a different location . I was in prague and then i went to london. Jimmy yeah, see this is what im talking about. Yeah. Okay. Jimmy this is yeah. [ laughter ] i was being a wise guy. And yeah, and then you get to nairobi. Jimmy okay. Oh, and then jimmy naomi in nairobi. Its so cool. [ laughter ] could be an album. Just saying, yeah. But you brought the kids . Brought the boys and then you wake up. I stayed at this place called the giraffe manor and you wake up and youre just having your breakfast and suddenly, giraffes are poking their heads through the window. Jimmy this is insane because this is your son, sasha, right . Yeah. Jimmy this is yeah, thats the breakfast room. [ audiences aws ] jimmy oh, my goodness. And this is how giraffes are in the wild. They go door to door and they trickortreat. [ laughter ] yeah, its like that. Jimmy they trickortreat for their food. Yeah, i just saw this on national geograpic. Yeah. Jimmy youre staying at a a great place. Yeah. Jimmy how cool is that . I know. It was pretty cool and it gets to a point where its completely normal. Like, you just carry on with your breakfast and next thing you know jimmy you see beautiful giraffes around you. Yeah, theyre just everywhere. And jimmy one giraffe really loved you. Yeah, that jimmy heres a picture and look at this guy. We were on good terms. [ laughter ] jimmy he went for it right there. Oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] we were necking. Jimmy yeah. You were necking. Oh, my gosh. He went for it right there, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy hows our pal, Nicole Kidman . Hows she doing . Oh. [ laughter ] your excrush, right . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, i know [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we wouldnt have even im a loser. She makes the story much nicer than it is. Well, yeah, she said some nice things about you. I know you guys are all happily married and everything now. So i dont want to say anything. [ laughter ] jimmy it would have been nothing. No, no, no. Yeah, she is officially off the market. Jimmy yeah i know she is. And you are. Jimmy yeah, shes happily married. [ light laughter ] yeah. Me, too. Yeah. I accept it. You should have talked to me. I could have been your wingman at the time. Jimmy well, yeah, i mean, i knew you were pals but i didnt know you were like best buds. Oh, yeah, no, weve been friends for a really, really long time, like decades. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy i didnt know anyways. Yeah. Jimmy well, anyways, tell her i said, hi. I will. [ laughter ]] yeah, i heard your date was it didnt go very well. R. Yeah, yeah. She didnt really do it, yeah. Dont worry, we can get off that subject. Jimmy heres a picture of you guys, though. Yeah. Jimmy you posted this. [ audience aws ] aw, come on. Now what was this . You guys had a party . Yes, we did. That was a little celebration for her birthday. And all of the emmys that she just got nominated for big little lies. Jimmy she crushed it. How great is she . So crushed it. Jimmy shes so good. Shes great. [ cheers and applause ] and jimmy i didnt get my invite. I just checked my inbox and i didnt get [ light laughter ] im so sorry. Jimmy i mean, its no big deal. Well, mostly it was girls. Jimmy yeah, im fine. Youre good with that . [ laughter ] jimmy i rel i love girls. Yeah. [ laughter ] id be fantastic at a party. What do you end up doing . Do you end up, like, dancing the night away . You probably did. Well, we start off and we had, like, just an elegant dinner for 10, 12 girls and there was another girl who also was having a birthday and who also was nominated for lots of emmys. Bruna and we were in a just intimate setting and everyone knows each other well and we trust each other and jimmy yeah. And next thing you know like theres some music involved and we did some dancing. Jimmy yeah. And yeah. Jimmy what kind of dancing does nicole do . Ive never seen nicole dance. [ laughter ] shes a good dancer. Jimmy she is a good dancer. She can tear it up. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, we were dancing. Jimmy me, too. And kylie minogue. Jimmy and kylie minogue. Yeah, shes jimmy shes an old buddy of mine, too. Is she . [ laughter ] jimmy known each other for she can really dance. Jimmy decades. Oh, hes kylie minogue. Shes a rock star. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Shes the best. Well, she can get behind the piano and started playing some jams. Yeah. Jimmy well, you got to tell those girls i said, hi. I will, i will. [ laughter ] ill say, hi. Jimmy give them my best. And the next time you have a a girl party, thats all right, i can stop by and do some [ laughter ] well, boys were invited later on. Jimmy i can do some standup and whatever. Yeah, you can do them party tricks. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy come the clown, exactly, yeah. We did some party [ laughter ] hey, youre fantastic in this movie. Youre fantastic in every movie. The glass castle, this is a a true story. Yeah. Jimmy and its a a mindblowing story, actually. Thank you. Jimmy and its i mean, what drew you to it . Just the book . Did you read the book . Yeah, the memoir jeannette walls, she has this incredible way of telling the story, seven years on the New York Times best seller list . Jimmy how do you explain it. Its just did you have, like an unconventional family life growing up. Jimmy yeah. She they didnt have money. They had her dad was an alcoholic and her mom was a you know, artist and they were trying their best and having to move a lot because of money and stuff like that. So, but jeannette is she has a powerful story because its a a story of hope, and she does embraces herself. She was living, kind of, this lie for a long time where she didnt feel like she was her most authentic self. Jimmy yeah. And then finally she was able to embrace who she was and tell the story. Jimmy and everyones great in it, you, woody harrelson, brie larson, who we love, was just on the show. Yes. Jimmy its fantastic. Go check this out. I want to show a clip. Heres naomi watts and brie larson in the glass castle. Take a look at this. Your dad said the he saw you pass by in a cab the other night. Acted like we werent even there. You shouldnt be ashamed of us just because we choose a a different lifestyle than you. Being homeless in new york city does not count as a lifestyle choice. Well, if we heard from you more youd know that we found a a lovely place on the lower eastside. Lori says youre squatting in an abandoned building. That doesnt sound safe, mom. When did you lose your sense of adventure . I have a little bit of money now. I can help you if you want. Were fine. Youre the one that needs help. Look at you. Your values, youre all confused. Huh. Jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] now, ive got to go to go commercial but theres no we were talking about dancing earlier like that. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. You dont still do that move where you jump up and do a a split and then jump back up, do you . I mean, id have to have tequila. [ cheers and applause ] or i could just take my fleece off. Jimmy want to see one. Can you do one . Louis, can we get a beat . Would it be appropriate jimmy just get a beat. I feel [ cheers ] jimmy no, you have to do it. Ill try. Wait. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about there. Naomi watts. [ cheers and applause ] the glass castle is in theaters now thats fantastic. Well be right back with andy cohen, everybody [ cheers and applause ] introducing the new moto z with moto mods. Hello moto. 321 liftoff gasps oh cheering buy the new moto z with shattershield, and youll get a free projector mod. Hello moto. The ford summer sales event is in full swing. Its gonna work, i promise you, we can figure this out. Babe. Little help. Hold on, mom. No, wifi. Wifi. Its not a question, its a thing. Take on summer right with ford, americas bestselling brand. Now with summers hottest offer. Get zero percent for seventytwo months plus an additional thousand on top of your tradein. During the ford summer sales event get zero percent for seventytwo months plus an additional thousand on top of your tradein. Offer ends soon. Im on the phone towel please while other Insurance Companies just see a house. We see the home youve worked really hard for. So why not give it the protection it deserves. You have. Bug eyes [intern] i have some terrible news. Theyre destroying the whole town [b[cup hits floor]r] [tray clatters on table] [improvised musical sounds] [improvised musical sounds] [bell rings] welcome to our school im lumy bargain detergent shifcouldnt keep up. Ter. So, i switched to tide pods. Theyre super concentrated, so i g amber one trusted. Number one awarded. Its got to be tide 60 of women are wearing the w. Experience leaks. Introducing always my fit. Find the number thats right for your flow and panty size on the top of any always pack. The better the fit, the better it protects. Always. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy roots you guys, give me a little beat right now. [ clapping ] our next guest is the host of watch what happens live with andy cohen which airs sunday through thursday at 11 00 p. M. On bravo. Everyone, please welcome, get out of your seats, andy cohen [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whats up . You guys are so shady. You know why theyre playing chic cest la vie by the countess luann. Jimmy well, we hope for we hope the best. Shes now chic cest la free. Jimmy yeah. She got divorced. Yes. Jimmy single. Yeah. Oh my god. Jimmy hey. I want to make you feel comfortable in here because i know okay. Jimmy we love having you here so i got some of your favorite snacks. You did . Jimmy yeah. You know i know you. Dorites my favorite jimmy you love doritos. [ laughter ] and oh my god, are those spaghettios . Jimmy yeah, of course. I know you love i love spaghettios. Jimmy i love spaghettios too. My faves. This is worth celebration. You know what . Its friday night, and im with jimmy. Jimmy yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on thats what were going to do. Were going to celebrate i have always loved i have always loved celebrating with spaghttios, but jimmy do you really . Yeah, but i dont even need a spoon. You know why . I use the nacho cheese dorite as [ cheers and applause ] jimmy as the scoop. Yeah. Jimmy as the scoop . Scoop it up with the end. Jimmy you double you double cheese . So good dude. Jimmy really . Oh my gosh. This brings me back to my childhood. Jimmy i have a photo of your childhood. You do . Jimmy yep. I do. Oh my gosh. This is so good. Jimmy i just will say yes. Jimmy andy came over to the house, and we had spaghettios. You were like, you have spaghettios . Im like, i love spaghettios. Youre like, me too. [ light laughter ] i know. I have spaghettios in honor of jimmy on Golden Globes night. I was like, jimmys hosting. I have to make spaghettios. Jimmy i think about you all the time. Yeah. Jimmy heres a photo i found of you, and just explain what is happening in this everything on oh right, well, you know. [ laughter ] thats a you have camp. You went to camp winnepasaukee with justin timberlake. Jimmy yes i did. I went to camp nebagamon at lake nebagamon, wisconsin. Jimmy did you really . I did and thats me on the rifle regime. Its the only sport ive ever been good at. [ laughter ] rifle regime. Jimmy are you good at the rifle regime. I am. Im a certified, by the nra, expert in four positions. Jimmy really . Yes. Jimmy no way. Prone, sitting, kneeling, and standing. Yes. Jimmy have you ever gone like, do you still shoot . Do you go to ranges . No, i think the last time i shot a gun was at a like carnival in sainttropez. Jimmy what . I really want to hear that story. I know. Its good. Jimmy it is good . Oh, youve got to tell me because i really want to hear it. Really . Yeah yeah. There was rose. Jimmy there was rose. Yeah, yeah. Yes way rose. Yes way rose. [ cheers ] jimmy this summer, are you getting any time off . Because youve got so much going on. Radio andy is great, by the way. Thank you so much, and for the plug. Jimmy and jill on there. Oh yeah, and its channel 102. Uhhuh. Right next to howard. Jimmy neighbors with howard. [ light laughter ] neighbors with howard. Jimmy youre neighbors with howard stern. Yeah. Jimmy i love it. We listen to it all the time. Thank you. Jimmy i love you. Youre great on that. Thanks. Jimmy so you have that, you have love connection. Yeah, they just picked it up for a second season. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Its on fox every thursday night. Jimmy its on fox. Im having the best time. Jimmy you know i love love connection. I know you do. Jimmy no, it is great. I know you do. Thank you. Jimmy how many is the season finished . Having so much fun. No, we have like i think like seven more episodes. We made a lot. Theres a woman coming up who, she didnt know that i didnt play for her team, and she kept trying to get me to go on the overnight date with her. Im like, this is not going to be satisfying for you. [ laughter ] im not going on the date with you. Like, its not jimmy i dont play for that team, yeah. I know. Yeah, yeah. They told her after the show, they were like andy is not that way. Jimmy yeah. She didnt know . She didnt know. Jimmy do your research. I know, man. Jimmy cest la vie i guess. I know. Its weird. Yeah. Chic cest la vie. Jimmy so, watch what happens live. Chic cest la vie. I mean sa bonne, sa bonne. Sa bonne, sa bonne. [ light laughter ] i cant believe you know the lyrics to chiq cest la vie. Jimmy theres nothing on in my house but bravo. [ light laughter ] right. Oh yeah. Jimmy i know every single thing. Okay good. Jimmy you know you guys warmed these spaghettios up for me. Jimmy its actually warm and hot, right . Yeah, no, its great. Jimmy its really good . Oh, so good. Jimmy lets talk about, eight years eight years of watch what happens. You and i started doing talk shows at the same time. Jimmy isnt that crazy . Isnt that funny . Jimmy i love your show so much. Thank you, jimmy. Jimmy you were the first one to have a you gave me the shotsky. Jimmy bar there, a a bartender. You had the two guests. You were the first guy to do that. Thanks man. Jimmy i love it. I watch it all the time. [ cheers and applause ] im still having a great time. Thanks. Jimmy now the studio is bigger. Yeah, its a little bigger. Jimmy its all grown its like the size of this island now basically. Jimmy thats great. Are you going to get anytime off . Yeah, no, im about to i have as of now, this is my last moment until i leave, and im going to go out to the beach, and im just going to be on long island for three weeks. Jimmy are you doing any more [ cheers and applause ] i hope to hang for a bit. I want to. Thank you. Jimmy are you going to do any more interviews from the pool . Yes, well im hoping to interview you from the pool. Are we going to do a pool interview . Jimmy you did a pool interview. I did my whole show from a a pool in fire island once. [ light laughter ] jimmy how does that work though . You have a microphone . You just have the equipment and they gave me these phones, and you just do it. I didnt get electrocuted. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy it was a great radio show because we were listening through the radio, but you and your guests are in the pool at the pool party. Yeah, yes. It was great. Jimmy it was so different, and i just loved it. Super fun. Jimmy i would totally love to be on the pool interview. Can we do it . Yes. Jimmy all right good, im in. [ cheers and applause ] al lright guys, can you stick around and play a game . Yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy andy cohen and i are playing fivesecond summaries when we come back. Stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] the surface laptop has a very open sound. It feels like the music is giving you a nice hug. There is something incredibly calming about fabric and the touch of soft things. The speed is great. The faster the computer, the happier my day is. My name is xyla foxlin, and i am an entrepreneur and a designer. Come to a complete stop. Recalculating. In one mile, arrive at a place where you make your own lane, only to discover. It has traffic jams too. Your all new compass. When you filter out the bad. Youre left with. The good. In life. And in water. Choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. Choose the filtered life. When youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . If you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. Taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. With taltz, up to 90 of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. In fact, 4 out of 10 even achieved completely clear skin. Do not use if you are allergic to taltz. Before starting you should be checked for tuberculosis. Taltz may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. Tell your doctor if you are being treated for an infection or have symptoms. Or if you have received a vaccine or plan to. Inflammatory bowel disease can happen with taltz. Including worsening of symptoms. Serious allergic reactions can occur. Nows your chance at completely clear skin. Just ask your doctor about taltz. Nows your chance at completely clear skin. Whats going on here . Um. Im babysitting. Thatll be 50 bucks. You said 30. Yeah, well it was 30 before my fees, like the pizzaordering fee and the dogsitting fee. And the rummage through your closet fee. Are those my heels . Yeah yeah, were the same size. In shoes. With tmobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just 40 bucks each. And now, get zero down on the hottest smartphone brands. Come to a complete stop. Recalculating. In one mile, arrive at a place where you make your own lane, only to discover. It has traffic jams too. Your all new compass. You got a kitchen thats brand new. And youd like to keep it that way, too. You wanna set out on your own, so you can teach yoga and just say om. Cuz the two of you are about to be three. A little help can go a long way in your life. And nationwide is on your side. And still have dry eye symptoms . Ready for some relief . Xiidra is the first and only eye drop approved for both the signs and symptoms of dry eye. One drop in each eye, twice a day. Common side effects include eye irritation, discomfort or blurred vision when applied to the eye, and unusual taste sensation. Dont touch container tip to your eye or any surface. Remove contacts before using xiidra and wait at least 15 minutes before reinserting. Chat with your eye doctor about xiidra. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, welcome back. I am here with andy cohen [ cheers and applause ] radio andy. Channel 102. Love connection on fox. Watch what happens live with andy cohen on bravo. Now, look, i know you have a a lot of tv shows. Yes. Jimmy so and i also know that you know a lot about tv shows. Okay. Jimmy so i want to play a a game. I want to know if you can describe the tv shows in just five seconds. Oh my gosh. Jimmy its time to play a a game called five seconds summaries. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] one two three four five second summaries jimmy heres how thats good theme song. Jimmy its not bad right . Yeah, yeah its good. Jimmy one, two, three, four. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Heres how the game works. We have a stack of cards right here. Each card has the name of a tv show on it. We have not seen these. As soon as you look at the card, you have five seconds to describe what the show is about the best you can, and make me try to guess what show it is. You cant use any words in the title, or say any of the actors names or the characters in the show. Okay. Jimmy yeah, youre just describing no characters names. Okay. Jimmy no, youre just describing what the show is about in five seconds. Okay. Jimmy your ready to do this . Yeah. Jimmy you cant even be ready. Okay. Jimmy you got to the go fast. Okay. Jimmy well take turns. You go first. Put five seconds on the clock. Ready . As soon as you pick it up. Okay. Jimmy thats it. Go. Oh, theres a clock and its a day, and it all happens in. Jimmy sixty minutes. No. Jimmy one day at a time. Days of our lives. [ buzzer ] one day at a time. No, cause i couldnt use the title in the thing. Jimmy oh yeah, sorry, sorry. Should i say what it was . Jimmy yes. It was 24. Jimmy oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] okay. It happens in a day, and its a clock, and its a day. Jimmy i know. Theres a clock though right . Yeah, theres a clock on the screen half the time. Jimmy i havent seen that in so long. Are you sure . I havent either, but i remember the digital clock on the screen jimmy digital clock. 60 minutes famously has it. That doesnt take place in a a day. Jimmy it does on sunday. [ light laughter ] see, but i lost it. All right, im going to do one. Can i have five seconds on the clock please . Here we go. Theyre on an island. Gilligans island. Jimmy they cant get out. Survivor. Jimmy more recent. Jj abrams. [ buzzer ] lost. [ audience aws ] jimmy all right. Were not doing well. Okay. Jimmy heres what im going to do. Im going to make it even tougher. I dont know why. Okay. Jimmy only three seconds. Three seconds to do it. All right. Youre killing me. Jimmy well, you already did 24. So i know thats not going to be the answer. Okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, lets put three seconds on the clock. Oh my god. Jimmy you go. Im going to get this andy. Go. Okay. My nails. Jimmy oh, the brady bunch. Yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy marsha brady [ laughter ] did you guess . I even did a Little Valley girl . I said, my nails. Jimmy yes. My nails. Jimmy but she got hit with a football. Yes. Jimmy they were goofing off in the backyard. Yes. Jimmy oh, that was such good prosthetics. Oh gosh. Its tiring. Jimmy it was tiring a a little bit that one. Yes jimmy the brady bunch. Now, im full from the spaghet. Jimmy i know. You have the dorites and the spaghet. The dorites and the spaghet. Jimmy you remember brady bunch. When brady bunch would get sad theyd just play the theme song slower. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. All right. The incidental walking through the house. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Okay. Jimmy all right. Ready . Here we go. Three seconds. Okay. Jimmy oh, you know her. You have drinks. You have [ buzzer ] sex and the city. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that would have been well those were horrible clues. Jimmy sorry i freaked out. They were horrible clues. How did you get that off those awful clues . You said, you know her, and then you said drinks. I dont know. Cosmos. Jimmy cosmos. What i meant to say. She doesnt shes not a big drinker. Jimmy she doesnt really drink. I know. Shes an actor. Yeah, i understand. Well i mean, actors drink. Jimmy yeah. Manolos. Manolos. Manolos. Okay. Jimmy i couldnt think of the word manolos. The time is up. Jimmy i know [ light laughter ] i was going to say but i couldnt think of that. That would have been good. Jimmy thats why i freaked out. Yeah. That is something you could you know her. Drinks, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Jimmy all right. Heres this last one. Okay. Jimmy were going to make it a little tougher even. Okay. Jimmy can we dim lights . Oh, were dimming the lights . Jimmy no, no, we cant dim the lights, but thats oh, we can. Oh. [ audience oohs ] this is nice. [ cheers and applause ] oh. Its friday were having fun tonight [ cheers and applause ] jimmy one second on the clock. One second . Jimmy one second basically its a one word clue. Okay. Jimmy so, whatever show it is, one second on the clock. Andy cohen. Im like shvitzing from this game. Jimmy lets go. Okay. Meth. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] jimmy Big Bang Theory . [ audience ohs ] meth. Jimmy math, like the subject math. Meth. Meth. Meth. Jimmy oh meth. I thought you said math. No. Did you guys think i said math . Jimmy he said math. Oh, meth. Meth. Breaking bad. [ cheers and applause ] math. But that was good. Big bang theory. Jimmy right, math, Big Bang Theory. I was thinking of that one. Math. I wouldnt say math. I was like i was thinking, is a Beautiful Mind a tv show. Jimmy all right, here we go. No ones thinking about a Beautiful Mind. Jimmy everybody is. Russell crowe is totally thinking of it. Math. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, here we go. I have one second. The lights are dim. Dim all the lights sweet darling cause tonight its all the way [ cheers ] jimmy all right here we go. Illogical. [ buzzer ] oh, star trek. Jimmy yes, there we go. [ cheers and applause ] watch what happens live with andy cohen airs sunday through thursday 11 00 p. M. On bravo. Thank you, andy. Well be right back with comedian joe koy. Come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] day 13. If only this were as easy as saving 600 when you switch to progressive. Winds stirring. Too treacherous for a selfie. [ camera shutter clicks ] sure, ive taken discounts to new heights with safe driver and paperless billing. But the prize at the top is worth every last breath. Here we go. [ grunts ] got em. Ahh. Wait a minute. Whole wheat waffles . [ crying ] why Award Winning interface. Award winning design. Award winning engine. The volvo xc90. The most awarded luxury suv of the century. This august visit your local volvo dealer to receive sommar savings of up to 4,500. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is the host of inglorious pranksters on kevin harts lol network and you can stream his comedy special jo koy live from seattle on netflix. Everyone, please welcome the very funny, jo koy. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. [ cheers and applause ] im so happy. Im so happy to be in new york. This is great. Just like jimmy, just like you, im a dad. My son just turned 14. [ cheers ] which which means ive got about 20 more years before he moves out. [ light laughter ] hes not going anywhere. I got a nice pool. And he takes after hes just like his dad. 14 when i was 14, same thing. Well, hes going to Summer School. [ light laughter ] hes going to Summer School because he got a 1. 8 in the in the eighth grade. Its like but heres the sad part. I threw him a party. [ laughter ] because when i graduated the eighth grade, it was a 1. 7. I was like, dang, you are smart. [ laughter and applause ] right when he became a a teenager, its like we stopped hanging out. Like we dont hang out like we used to, it kinda sucks it sucks. When he was like 12, we used to hang out all the time. We used to go to the mall together go to footlocker, buy matching jordans. Walk like out like a puffy video, like ah [ laughter ] and on and on. Now we go to the mall and my son just pulls up and hes like, dad, can you pick me up in three hours . And i just look at my son and i go, i dont have anywhere to go. [ laughter and applause ] what do you want me to do . You want me to drive around, like . What am i, uber . Why [ laughter and applause ] like his new friend is gus, like thats who he hangs out with all the time. Like were not friends its like, hell go to the movies and then hell come home at like 10 and then go right to his room. [ light laughter ] and then im like, you dont even want to talk about the movie . And then ill follow him to his room like a jealous girlfriend like, did you really go out with gus . Like who were you with . Oh, you dont want to talk about it . Oh, youre going to close the door . Wow wow [ laughter and applause ] ill wait out here, wow and hes not even sleeping. Hes facetiming gus. [ light laughter ] cause i got my ear pressed up against the door. Im like, i hear you and i open the door and i said something i shouldnt have said like it would have been cool to say it when he was like 5, but like hes 14. And it was the wrong thing to say. I just opened up the door and go, hey, im im baking cookies. [ laughter and applause ] and my son goes, huh . And then i go, i put milk in the freezer because i know you like freezing cold milk with your cookies. [ light laughter ] and then i hear gus on the phone go, is that your dad . And my son goes, yeah, look. And he turned the phone [ laughter and applause ] and they both start laughing at me ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So i started crying and i go, you know what . Im eating all of the cookies hes a jerk. [ laughter and applause ] dont applaud him. Hes a jerk. Im going to take his phone away. I pay the phone, im taking the phone away. cause when i take my sons phone away, its like ripping his heart out of his chest. My son physically breaks down when i take his phone. Im like, give me your phone. Hes like, ah what am i supposed to do now, dad [ laughter and applause ] i dont know what it is when they turn 14. Like this is a great im on the tonight show and i cant wait to go back home and see my son, but i guarantee when i get home, hes going to be sitting in front of the tv, with his boxers on and an xbox headset. And hes just going to look at me and go, did you get milk . Dad, did you get milk . Dad, hold on guys, dad, did you get milk . [ laughter and applause ] i love you guys, thank you so much [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes, come on. Jo koy. His stand up special is available on netflix. My thanks to naomi watts, andy cohen. That was so fun jimmy jo koy and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching, have a a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight molly shannon. Star of the americans, actor matthew rhys. Music from bleachers featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meys. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. According to the New York Times, President Trump has removed Anthony Scaramucci as White House Communications director. Man, that was fast [ light laughter ] if scaramucci was viagra, it