Live cheers and applause live from new york, yes. And in you dont believe that were liver i will prove it. Watch this, siri, what time is it right now. Moscow is the capital of russia. Trevor goddammity it never understands my accent. We are live though, take my word for it and like i said just a moment ago. Just a few moments ago they wrapped up the very first democratic debate. An epic showdown between nine normal sized people and bill de blasio. And the anticipation for this thing was huge. Because with the the election a mere 496 days away, this was a chance for many of the unknown candidates to introduce themselves to a national audience. They could go from who is that all the way to oh yeah, that guy. Now no, im not going to vote for him, no. And honestly, honestly. It is really hard for these candidates to stand out because there are so many of them taking part in theetion debates. Ten peopling on stage at the same time it is almost impossible to keep track of who they all are.
Hows everybody doing tonight . In that case, lets get to the news tonight was the first democratic president ial debate between Elizabeth Warren, cory booker, your middle school vice principal, the lady who kept your frisbee, the guy your mom dated after the divorce, and three bill de blasios. So it was quite a field. [ applause ] senator Elizabeth Warren was the only candidate appearing in tonights debate who has been polling in double digits but to be fair bill de blasio also gets double digits. During tonights debate, beto orourke answered a portion of the current question in spanish. And then he answered the next question in irish. Tonights democratic debate featured questions sent in by viewers, which explains why Rachel Maddow asked cory booker why isnt chicago med on senator Elizabeth Warren said the next president needs to have the courage to take on the jieb giants which was awkward because bill de blasio was right next to heir former representative john delaney appeared confu
I am lorde yeah, yeah, yeah and so it is with great pride that i can announce the student body has elected to get rid of the transgender bathroom and give any fellow student the right to use the bathroom they feel most comfortable in. [ cheers and applause ] i dont want to use the girls bathroom if anyone can use it its gonna be all crowded anyone who has a problem sharing a bathroom with people who might be transgender will have to use the special designated bathroom designed to keep them away from the normal people who dont care. Hey where do you think youre going . To the bathroom. Oh, no, you dont. You got to use the cissy bathroom. Well, go on, cissy [ lock clicks ] [ claps ] [ vivaldis spring plays ] wow. This is pretty nice. Feelin good on a monday got my space, all the freedom i need yeah, yeah, yeah by myself yeah, yeah, yeah captioning sponsored by Comedy Central live from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, the daily show with trevor noah presents. Lets get