Welcome. Thank you very much. Hello, brooklyn [cheers and applause] very nice. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for standing. Please, sit, relax. Its very kind. Thanks for joining us. This is night three of our weeklong residency at the Howard Gillman opera house, the Brooklyn Academy of music. This beautiful venue has hosted everyone from adele to the new york opera, and obviously, im more of an adele. This is the halfway mark of our trip here. This is when my pants just start to not fit anymore. And we have a good show for you tonight we have the nationals here. Ellie kem pper is here, and all the way from vermont, brooklyns own Bernie Sanders is here with us tonight. [cheers and applause] last night, last night on our show, everyone in the audience got ice cream. Tonight you all get medicare, so [cheers and applause] before we go any further, i want, id like you to say hello to my little friend, americas most celebrated security guard, say hello t
[ cheers and applause ] whos to say that wasnt a Successful Mission . Follow me on the four majors of social media. The boycott of the week is boycottfistbumps. I got shows in different area codes 831 thats monterey, 916 sacramento, 702 vegas the annual tosh saves the World Charity show will be in vegas at the mirage on november 10th at a special time a 5 00 p. M. Show. All the money will be going to charity. If you come to the 7 30 show, that money will be going to me. [ laughter ] finally, its time for toshs toe tips. Thats tips for your toenails from tosh. [ audience groans ] oh, you got gross frito feet . [ laughter ] heres a little gadget to turn that toenail frown upside down. [ audience groans ] or just trim your nails on a regular basis before they get like that. Up to you. If you cant afford that 15 device, you can always use an old pair of needlenose pliers. [ audience ohs ] [ man grunts ] tosh thats a simple life hack. Toenails are the wisdom teeth of your feet you dont need
Im trevor noah. Lets do this thing. Philadelphia, born and raised. The one and only will smith is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause so exciting. Were going to be chatting to him about his new movie. Also on tonights show, there are crazy balloons on the loose. America is now under chinese law. And roy wood jr. Finds the republicans who want to take down donald trump. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the Supreme Court. Americas highest court and the place Ruth Bader Ginsburg goes in between workouts. laughter yesterday, the court heard oral arguments in a big case that could have major impacts on the workplace. The Supreme Court is back at work this week, and today it heard arguments in one of the most important cases of its new oes existing law protect l. G. B. T. Q. Employees on the job . The justices heard the case of gerald bostock, fired from a county job in georgia, after joining a gay softball league. He sued, but lower courts threw his case ou
Guests Jesse Eisenberg Hailee Steinfeld stevmill and feuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1137 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thats what im talking about. Hey. Hot crowd, i love you. Oh my gosh, thank you very much welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it, im happy lets get to some news well you guys, more and more details are coming out about president trumps phone call with ukraine listen to what happened today. There is new reporting in the New York Times that a white house official told the whistleblower that president trumps call with the president of ukraine was quote, crazy and frightening. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats right the call was described as crazy and frightening. [ light laughter ] its not good when your call to a world leader gets the same review as zombieland 2. You know [ laughter ] the whistleblower went on to say that the offic
Hinkman and fartman are here tonight on the show. First the king of social media, our tangerine twitter man donald jemimah trump. The whistles are blowing, the witches are hunting but the president keeps going. You can look up his schedule every day. This is it. At 3 15, he signed executive orders on transparency and federal guidance and enforcement. And that was it. [ laughter ] otherwise it was just yelling and tweeting. And touching himself to sean hannity, i guess. [ laughter ] trump is handling this impeachment crisis about as well as you would expect. Which is badly, very, very badly. Definitely woke up on the wrong side of the tanning bed this morning. [ laughter ] he started with the donothing democrats are con artists only looking to hurt the Republican Party and president , the socalled whistleblower, before knowing i was going to release this exact transcript, stated my call with the president was crazy, frightening, completely unrelated to substance, this is a very big lie,