, that s not it. what else could would he be forgetting? kevin! and, when you re in a rush, sometimes you forget what you pack. and that s been joe biden s excuse for stealing highly classified documents. believe it or not, the white house is telling cnn joe broke the law because he was in a rush. he had trips planned on the last week of his vice presidency. joe was flying out to davos where he was meeting his bud chinese president xi jinping. i guess xi couldn t make it to the foothills of the himalayas. joe even flew out to ukraine to meet the ukrainian president. what was the big guy doing in ukraine the week before trump s inauguration while hunter was raking in 80 grand a month from working there? that s the million dollars question. so, since joe was too busy planning his get away, he had his aides scrambling late night to get him all packed up and out of there. so no wonder joe was surprised when he opened up the garage one day and saw intel briefings on ukra
no man a island except. where is that? do you know what? [bleep] i m going to go paint a cat. jesse: then jon stewart retired to go live on a farm where he doesn t have to shave every day. i m jealous of the not shaving. farms make me nervous. i get the sense math is involved and i have to do math to eat, i won t. so stuart left his show to stephen colbert and everybody realized how talented he really was. but he wasn t just a host. john did stand up. he was a writer. he even acted. did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? i don t know you. ever seen the back of a $20 bill on weed? jesse: that role wasn t a stretch for stuart because we hear he grows all kinds of things on his farm. here he is showing a little more range in another film. tomorrow i m leaving for china to represent the fine firm of morton and mandel, yes me the one guy though once shaved his ass to win a $5 bet. stuart has skills and he has to be smart because he is rich. isn t that how it w
the national archives has called for an investigation into how and why the messages were wiped. it sent a letter to the secret service just a short time ago asking for a report within 30 days if it is determined any information wasn t properly deleted. the committee is gearing up for the next hearing. former white house press secretary sarah matthews and former deputy security adviser matthew pottinger will appear before the committee. both have already testified behind closed doors. this time they ll do it publicly. the committee has already played snippets of their taped interviews recalling the events that unfolded inside the white house on january 6th, particularly their reaction to donald trump s repeated attacks on his vice president as rioters were calling for mike pence s hanging. we all talked about at that point how it was bad and the situation was getting out of hand. we thought the president needed to tweet something and tweet something immediately. we all got a
so we ll save the trump stuff for the b block but tonight what s with all the people eating bugs? first you remember this crack pot. you ready? cheers. actually i m less scared of this. okay. oh, the crunch. do i have a wing hanging out of my mouth? i hope it s a wing. you never know with cnn. but why did they pick her anyway? i can think of someone else at cnn who should be restricted to eating just bugs. low hanging fruit. but now in recent years everyone s getting into the act, even celebrities. you want you want to share a spider? it s actually very good the flavor. they re still alive. yeah. the ants are really good. these are crickets from mexico. is it weird to just go for the cockroach. yeah, go for the cockroach. unlike his ratings. he s gone, who cares? but they couldn t even act like they enjoyed it, and a lot of them were actors. of course now some claim that you should be eating insects in order to reduce carbon emissions. this is a po
okay. okay: yes. yes. oh. jesse: certain fashion always makes a comeback and so do certain politicians. it s one of the most indelible images in modern politics that 2,000 convention kiss. jesse: i m sorry, we should have had a viewer warning up there. al gore back like a bad fashion trend. we thought we had stuffed him back in the closet. you know, with the moth balls. buff, since biden is in quarantine the networks booked al gore this weekend. the most boring politician of all time took a victory lap to say that he was right all along. he told you it would be hot in the summer. well, the scientists have predicted these extraordinary and catastrophic events for going on decades now. and the fact that they were dead right, maybe a little conservative even in their projection should cause us to pay more careful attention to what they are warning us about now, the survival of our civilization at at stake. jesse: where was al gore doing that hit from? outer space?