no man a island except. where is that? do you know what? [bleep] i m going to go paint a cat. jesse: then jon stewart retired to go live on a farm where he doesn t have to shave every day. i m jealous of the not shaving. farms make me nervous. i get the sense math is involved and i have to do math to eat, i won t. so stuart left his show to stephen colbert and everybody realized how talented he really was. but he wasn t just a host. john did stand up. he was a writer. he even acted. did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? i don t know you. ever seen the back of a $20 bill on weed? jesse: that role wasn t a stretch for stuart because we hear he grows all kinds of things on his farm. here he is showing a little more range in another film. tomorrow i m leaving for china to represent the fine firm of morton and mandel, yes me the one guy though once shaved his ass to win a $5 bet. stuart has skills and he has to be smart because he is rich. isn t that how it w
it s a good idea for speaker pelosi to be traveling to taiwan? well, i think that the military thinks it s not a good idea right now. jesse: biden is a front man for china s special interest. he does it so his family can keep raking in m we may not agree with nancy pelosi on a lot of things b enes threatening to assassinate her, primetime has pelosi s back and we expect our president to do the same. mike pompeo is the former secretary of state and a fox news contributor and he joins us now to react. can you believe the white house press secretary read that from her stupid binder that nancy should be careful? jesse, that s really dangerous way to think about america s place in the world. to think that some knuckle head chinese communist party bureaucrat, some propagandist could go out and make a threat third in line for the presidency
[laughter] one of these was former prime minister boris johnson. but he paid the price. [laughter] what really wounded me was when the duke of suggestion sex addressed the. [laughter] united nations and seemed to compare the decision, whose name may not be spoken with the russian attack on ukraine. jesse: did you have any idea justice alito had such a sense of humor. actually, i did. i have heard him speak before. this for him was very friendly audience. he was speaking at the notre dame religious freedom initiative. so not surprising. the thing is with these justices, especially him, having authored that dobbs decision that overturned roe v. wade. they take a lot of the beating in the court. they still have people protesting outside their homes here in the d.c. area, jesse. so, he is in italy. i suspect that he feels a little bit of a weight off his
at the v.a. cress jess it s very complicated to figure out how to take care of these veterans and through this incredibly ridiculous bureaucracy and all these parliamentary gimmicks that these guys slide in at the last second. can i understand why people are confused about it it s confusing and complex and the senate doesn t help anything when it comes to transparency but i m glad we got to the bottom of it and we are hearing that they are going to get the money out early next week and that s a good thing and they deserve it. exactly. jesse: i m glad jon is pushing it now we are a all a little more clear what the truth is. good job, chuck. good job, jesse. jesse: primetime has been in a strange position for standing up for nancy pelosi. we will explain. plus chris cuomo has a new job and is now ultra maga. wait until you see this. [acoustic soul music throughout]
like we really knew what stuart was talking about. and between the five and primetime it was too late in the day. we like to be prepared. it might not always appear that way, but we try i was devouring my i have isn t a i noticed jon on fox. do you still believe this bill will get condo the a some point. i pray it has to. these men and women have suffered for so many years exposed to these and the government has not fulfilled their promise to them and it has to get done. tell someone with cancer that s been fighting this for years that eventually they will get the help that they have earned. that is not an acceptable answer. it is despicable to continue to use americans men and women who are fighting for this country as political pawns. jesse: jon stewart living out of his car that s the definition