no man a island except. where is that? do you know what? [bleep] i m going to go paint a cat. jesse: then jon stewart retired to go live on a farm where he doesn t have to shave every day. i m jealous of the not shaving. farms make me nervous. i get the sense math is involved and i have to do math to eat, i won t. so stuart left his show to stephen colbert and everybody realized how talented he really was. but he wasn t just a host. john did stand up. he was a writer. he even acted. did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? i don t know you. ever seen the back of a $20 bill on weed? jesse: that role wasn t a stretch for stuart because we hear he grows all kinds of things on his farm. here he is showing a little more range in another film. tomorrow i m leaving for china to represent the fine firm of morton and mandel, yes me the one guy though once shaved his ass to win a $5 bet. stuart has skills and he has to be smart because he is rich. isn t that how it w
of morton and mandel, yes me the one guy though once shaved his ass to win a $5 bet. stuart has skills and he has to be smart because he is rich. isn t that how it works? so this rich and talented smart allike suddenly reappeared on tv thursday but he wasn t telling jokes. i m used to lies and hypocrisy. i m used to their cowardice. i m not used to the cruelty. so pat toomey, the republican from pennsylvania, his amendment addresses how this $400 billion in the bill can be spent. he says as it s written the money can be used unrelated to veteran. that s nonsense. and burn pit exposure. it s utter nonsense. nothing matters to them. nothing penetrates that bubble that they live in of procedural [bleep] there are real people who face tragic consequences for their parliamentary [bleep]