Its so cold and so callus and so inhumane it is unconscionable. Its just vile. I cant believe it. Whats he looking looking for a headline. People like him are why so Many Americans dont like politics. There is no question that the governors of arizona and florida and texas are using migrants as pawns in their political campaign. Jesse and the governors plans are working. Democrats are finally paying attention to the border crisis. And so is the media. Who thinks migrants going to massachusetts is just like the holocaust . This is the coming straight out of the authoritarian playbook. This is what is so disturbing about desantis is to use human beings to weaponize human beings for a political purpose. What we find in all our films is that the themes that we engage in the past are present today. And so when you look at the story that we are telling of the u. S. And the holocaust, you understanded that the time to save a democracy is before its lost. Jesse 50 migrants arriving on a gorgeous island off the coast of new england is exactly like hitler slaughtering 6 million jews. When biden flew 50,000 migrants to red states, the media didnt care. If a red state governor flies 50 migrants to blue state its genocide . Biden has been flying and Busing Hundreds Of Thousands of migrants all over the country for the last two years. Secret overnight flights into new york. Trains full of migrants into miami, busses to l. A. , flights to tennessee. Even the cartels are impressed with joe bidens human trafficking. They are like that guy knows how to move bodies. Every time a migrant drowns crossing the rio grande, every time a woman is raped and smuggled by a coyote, every time a child dies in the dessert. Every time a man is to run drugs for the narcoterrorists, the left is dead silent. But sending them on air conditioned flights to a Pristine Sanctuary State is inhumane . Sunsets and lobster roll. Cape cod Beaches Ocean Views and Pristine Down Waiting to be explored. This Beautiful Island has something for everyone. Jesse i think liberals think hot Dusty Stleets of el paso, texas are much better suited for hispanics. They have wouldnt fit in around the kennedy compound. Its ironic because the real human rights abuses on that island happened on chappaquiddick. Why would liberals want migrants to stay in red states anyway. Arent they filled with racists and guns . You cant even find a good planned parenthood there. Been a while but i have spent a lot of time on the vineyard. I have seen the preppy progressives, the Tasteful Estates and the nude beaches, not for pleasure, of course, strictly business. First we have to do something. Whats that . Oh, man. No. Nobody will recognize me now. Nice weather out here today. Its gorgeous. I love it out here. Jesse it sure is. [laughter] i love it out here, too. And i still love a good looking man. [laughter] so you must love me. Yes, i do. Aye been really trying, baby. Now you know why libs with money love this place obama, larry david, james taylor, spike lee. Chelsea handler the kennedys, rosie odonnell, oprah, bill gates i could go on all hour. Dont they always say i want illegals to come Out Of The Shadows now that they are Out Of The Shadows and on their island these liberals want to put them back in the shadows. I thought they wanted more diversity and inclusion. I guess they dont. 8,000 illegals crossing the border every day, not our problem. Thats texas problem. But when 50 migrants go to where obama vacations, cnn sends a whole crew to see how they are managing the stress. This is going to be a logistical heavy lift. We are on an island. This is, im sure, tightknit and Everybody Knows each other on this island. People think of this as the rich and famous on Marthas Vineyard but what sort of 50 immigrants, what sort of stress does that put on Marthas Vineyard. Well, the truth is that, of course, the fact that it came in such short notice theres the stress. Jesse why are you guys so stressed . You voted for this policy. All the democrats in the vineyard voted for open borders. They voted for sanctuary policies. What are they complaining about . The truth is, they didnt think they would have to live with the consequences of the policies they voted for. 2 million migrants come through texas and the border is secure . But 50 come to the vineyard and its a crisis . The difficult challenges are we have at some point in time they have to move somewhere else. Right . We cannot we dont have the services to take care of 50 immigrants and we certainly dont have housing. We are on a Housing Crisis as we are on this island. We dont we cant house everyone here that lives here and works here. We dont have housing for 50 more people. Jesse the vineyards saying they have to go somewhere else. The libs on the vineyard are now deporting the migrants. You dont have housing for 50 more people . Do you think el paso has housing for 50,000 more people . How many bedrooms . Does obamas mansion have . I mean, im guessing it sleeps at least 50. Tell barack to pitch that tent again, you know, the one that he had for his 60th Birthday Party . That little Super Spreader event . No room . Come on. Look at all that room. These democrats in massachusetts, d. C. , and chicago are trying to deport the illegals back to texas and florida. You think the illegals would be welcomed in these deep blue cities, new york city has 100 billion budget. D. C. Is a sanctuary city. Chicagos short workers they say. But, after a few buses show up. They are all telling biden to fix it. The federal government has to step up. This is not a new challenge at the border. But, this is a new challenge for us and we need federal support. We are seeking to get additional resources. Jesse ya. Republicans even sent a Couple Busses to kamalas house in d. C. Hoping the border czar would see the migrants on her doorstep and realize the border isnt secure. Did it work . Vice president harris, any comment on the migrants that were dropped off in your neighborhood . I get it, she is not happy about her new neighbors. Well, lets now go to the white house for comment. Does the white house stand by those comments that the border is secure . What we stand by is that we are doing everything that we can to make sure that that we follow the process thats been put forth. Thats why we have historic funding to do just that, to make sure that um, you know, um to make sure that, um, to make sure that the folks that we encounter at the border be removed or expelled. Jesse i have no idea what she just said. Lets speak to someone who is a little more eloquent. You know, somebody who has actually been to the border. Someone who crossed it and now standing in the border czars front yard. Everybody believes that the border is open. Its open because we enter. We come in. Free. Its open for you to come illegally, right . Illegally, yes. Illegally, thats true. Because we see on the news that everybody coming illegally. So we also do the same. Jesse lets bring in sarah palin Vice President ial candidate and former governor of alaska. Governor, this must particular you the irony here is pretty pretty thick. Any reaction to these 50 migrants that showed up at obamas vacation pad . Yeah. And in the meantime, arizona, texas, others are inviting into their State Hundreds every single day. We will have 2 million illegal aliens coming across our border this year. And Marthas Vineyard, the elites there they are griping about 50. They speak out of both sides of their mouth, of course, jesse, and its just like with gun control, try to take away our arms while their peeps are all, you know, they are all firearmed up protecting them. Its just like fences and borders. They all have fences around their property but heaven forbid the u. S. Has a secure border. And it we had a rule of law in this country. And the rule of law is there. The whole concept of it to protect us. Joe six pack. The normal american out there. And, yet, they certainly dont abide by the rule of laugh. They make up their own rules. Its just like their rules for insider trading. So many examples i could give. But, we get the government that we vote for and hopefully this will wake people up. Especially those in deep blue states that have asked to be sanctuary cities. Finally maybe they will start paying attention. Jesse someone is paying attention. His name is gavin newsom out there in california. He says that he wants the Department Of Justice to go after the governors of texas and florida and charge them with kidnapping. He wants to indict these governors on Kidnapping Charges for sending these illegal aliens on bus rides and air flights to these idealic spots. Thats par for the course newsom. There in hollywood. Is he such an actor and has to dramatize Something Like that so we will talk about him. The guy is goofy. I feel sorry for the good people who live in california and i speak to so many of them, friends of mine there, who cant believe what gavin gets away with. Thats kind of is typically of him to say such a thing. But, wow, that kind of takes the cake how goofy that one is. Jesse he doesnt say a word about the cartels where all the Human Smuggling and kidnapping and drug dealing but its the governors. Jesse, the fentanyl, the problem that we have coming across the border and its not just the illegal aliens that this massive humanitarian crisis is being created by the left inviting illegals in. Somebody has to take care of them. Right . But its not just the people. Its what they are bringing over. Fentanyl. And thats killing more people in a certain demographic. Our young people than any other cause of death. All the problems coming over the border its on bidens shoulders. And i call on congress to stop this biden agenda that allows part of the fundamental transformation of america, allows the open borders that incentivizing people to come on over. And now, yeah. They are whining about the 50, yeah. Flew in or rode in on air conditioned buses and, yeah, they cant handle that. So, its, you know, rules for the rest of us as peons while the elites they get to skate. Jesse all right. Great Ice Cream Parlors in edgar town. I suggest all the migrants go there. Pistachio is exquisite. Sarah palin, thank you for joining us. Thank you. Jesse a democratic senator says enough with all the talking. Its time to get violent. Tech when you have auto glass damage. Choose safelite. We can come to you and replace your windshield. Grandkid here you go tech wow, thank you customer and grandkids bye tech bye dont wait, schedule now. Singers safelite repair, safelite replace. New astepro allergy. Now available without a prescription. 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And the attacks are coming from multiple fronts, securing the border. The prolife movement, parents standing up to radical School Boards all of that is being defined as domestic extremism. Watch. This is an outright attack on women in this country. This is a, literally call to arms. Affected School Board Meeting they wont forget the maga republicans descending on their School Board Meetings after january 6th. Like january 6th. Some of those answers will come from republicans, not the extremists that were dealing with every single day. We have got to kill and confront that movement. I think its the history of The Dark Side of the g. O. P. A look at seven decades of the g. O. P. Encouraging and exploiting extremism. Trump is not an aberration. Is he a continuation, a culmination, its always, always has been there. Jesse democrat senator literally called for violence against your fellow americans while speaking on the senate floor. Never mind that maga republicans are the real extremists here its been that way for years, lets say. Let me be clear. This language is intentional because it justifies whatever they do next. And what are they going to do next . Whatever they want. Whatever they can get away with. Maga republicans are right wing extremists, they are threatening democracy, well, in that case nobody has a problem with the fbi spies on them. But, heres the thing. The same people who kicked and screamed when the fbi surveilled muslims after 9 11, havent said a word about the fbi spying on conservatives. And guess what . They are. Sources within the Department Of Justice told the New York Post that facebook has been Reading Users private messages and then passing those conversations along to the fbi they apparently have been doing this without a subpoena illegally. They look for people who political opposition flag the conversation and send it to the feds. This is bad. This is scary. These people are so dress pat to pin conservatives as domestic terrorists they are now spying on your private messages. But, of course, facebook denies it ever happened. Victor davis hanson is a Senior Fellow at the hoover institution. So now we are reaching critical mass. They have gotten away with so much. At this point i feel like they feel like they can do whatever they want as long as they designate the opposition terrorists. Is that the playbook . Yeah. Its distract inevitable loss they are going to face in november. They dont have any data when mark milley or lloyd austin warns up about terrorists or white rage, he the only indication that this demographic is violent is that they die at twice their numbers in the general population in iraq and afghanistan on behalf of their country. And thats why they feel that they are not going to join the military. They are 50 less. They are not meeting the recrew. Recruitment the army isnt. Its not the maga people. Its not that demographic they are going after for 120 days in 2020, burned down 2 billion worth of property. They killed 35 to 40 people. 1500 police officers. 14,000 arrests. I mean, gee, jesse, they tried to burn down the historic st. Johns Episcopal Church burned down a federal courthouse and burned down a police precinct. They tried to storm the white house grounds. It was all coordinated by blm and antifa with pretty much exemption. There is not Mitch Mcconnell is not leading a bunch of angry Conservative Mob out to the Supreme Court threatening Justice Kagan and sotomayor by name the way Chuck Schumer is. Not maga people showing up at the home of Justice Sotomayor threatening her. Not a right wing assassin lurking around a Supreme Court justices home. So, we know where the violence is coming and they project it on the right because they dont have a message that the majority of the people feel that is helping america. And they want to distract us. And this is not new. It happened during the Obama Administration when Janet Napolitano said the greatest Terrorist Threat are returning veterans from iraq. Its an old idea. Any left wing magazine, the nation, the new republic, they are talk about succession and talking about a new civil war. But the violence is coming from the left. And you know theres a shortage of victims, excuse me victimizers but there is a socalled victimized. Otherwise you wouldnt have the duke lacrosse or the duke volleyball or the Covington Kids or the Jussie Smollett all supposed victims of these rampaging white violent people. But they are not two stories. There is too many victims and not enough victimizers apparently or they wouldnt have to fabricate all of this. Jesse fabricating it all on the right the fake stipulation and fake hoaxes and all that stuff. Meanwhile you have got the cartels, blm, antifa running wild. The chinese god knows where they are. Pretty much everywhere. You dont hear about the fbi infiltrating those types of things. Almost ever. Victor davis hanson. Never. Jesse always a pleasure. Thanks for joining us. Thank you. Jesse the democrats golden boy pulls a Shotgun On Unarmed Black Man And A Hero Chick Fillet guy stops a carjacker in his tracks. Ill pick this one up. I earn 3 cash back on dining including takeout with Chase Freedom Unlimited. So, its not a problem at all. You guys arent gonna give me the fake bill fight . Cmon, kev. Youre earning 3 cash back. Humor me. Where is my wallet . I am paying. Where is my wallet . I thought i gave it to you. Oooohhh . Oh, thats not it either. No. No. Stop, i insist. That was good though. Earn big time with Chase Freedom Unlimited with no annual fee. How do you cashback . Chase. Make more of whats yours. Jesse believe it or not, it wasnt so easy getting back into the politics in the day. If you wanted votes, you had to really work for it. If you werent the sharp irs or whittiest guy on the ballot you had no chance. Most of the time it would come down to who could kiss the most babies. Have a baby. Hey, hey thats my baby to kiss. Excuse me. Excuse me. You dont take a swing at my hair. How adays you dont have to campaign to get elected. They will find a way to push you across the finish line. Joe couldnt string a sentence together. So they just locked him in a bunker for over a year and he still won. Concerns about cognitive ability just like we did with hillary in 2016. Remember she was Coughing Up A Storm and could barely walk . But they just flung her into a van like she was a side of beef. Now we are seeing the same thing happen in pennsylvania where democrats are trotting out John Fetterman for senate. A guy who has never had a job in his whole life. He has mooched off his parents, lived with them through his 40s. He dresses like a slob. Fetterman who just had a stroke cant even talk, this was him this weekend. Listen. Such the most important race for the senate here for 22. We have to replace pat toomey. [cheers] [laughter] senator toomey was not very nice to me. He pat toomey is a miracle. Jesse what . Jesse General Fetterman makes joe biden sound like ronald reagan. Primetime hasnt talked about fetterman because we felt like we would be punching down. Felt sorry for him. Two things have happened. He looks much worse to the point where we are concerned he is just unable to perform if he ever is elected. And im from pennsylvania so i care. And we watch the media bend over backwards to cover for him. We dont like that. They are actually trying to say his condition is fine. Heres the headline from the times. Fetterman says Stroke Problems have not slowed down his normal campaign. [laughter] you think thats true . Do you think this is a normal campaign . The guy had a stroke in the spring and he hid his condition from the whole country. And stayed inside all summer, no one saw him all summer. And it was only just a few weeks ago that he started to go outside. And when he did, he give five minute speeches and then leave the media is lying to you. Msnbc did a whole fact check saying videos of fetterman appear to be doctored to create the perception what he is saying is nonsensical. Okay. We played 45 seconds of pure footage, never edited. The guy cant speak. I feel bad for him. He had a stroke but he cant speak. How is he going to do his job in d. C. . This is him 10 years ago. Heard a dozen or more what clearly sounded like Assault Rifle gun shows go off. Mayor John Fetterman says he rushed his son inside called 911 and took off after his track after a masked man in black he saw running but chris, the man fetterman confronted, turns out to be an innocent jogger who police say had no weapon. There wasnt any Assault Rifle shots it was bottle rockets behind the library. Mayor fetterman did have a weapon. A 20 gauge shotgun under the backseat of my truck. Which i pulled out and i showed to say look, we are going to wait here and we are going to get this all sorted out when the police arrive. He and the marital very different stories. He says fetterman. Followed me into North Braddock and pulled a shotgun and aimed it at my chest. Jesse he chased a black guy in his truck and pointed a sat gun at him . Thats who the democrats want to run for senate in pennsylvania . Maybe thats why fetterman wants to empty the prisons feeling that white guilt, wants to let everybody out of jail or doing whatever the Democratic Party tells him to do. Thats what this is all about. They will just throw anybody out there, say what they want them to say and were going to have to deal with it. Karl rove former White House Deputy chief of staff and a fox news contributor. I feel bad for the guy. I really do. But d. C. Is a tough town. There is chinese spies. There is killer lobbyists. There is some really nasty journalists. Im not going to name names, karl. But this guy is going to get eaten alive there. Do you actually think this man has a shot . Oh, sure he does. Because the democrats are behind him. He has got sort of a mythology and and avoided a Real Campaign bunch of earns talked about and dealt with that he would have to have answers for. This guy is in favor of abolishing fracking. Pennsylvania is the second largest source of natural Gas Production in the United States of america. I will let you figure out what state is number one. But its the second largest. And he wants to ban fracking. This is a guy who said i am in favor of i heard this guy have an interesting idea that we could empty out a third of our people in prisons and be just as safe. I think thats a profound idea and i support it. Dr. Oz is now running an ad attacking him on it. And do you know what his campaign, the Fetterman Campaign is saying no, no, no. They are misinterpreting. They are telling lies. There are 11 instances on tape of fetterman saying exactly that lets empty out the prisons of 1 3 of the people in there and we will be okay. This is a guy in favor of abolishing private health insurance. Gone. Gone. Is he every bit of the green new deal. These are the kinds of things that we would be talking about if he ran a normal campaign. Jesse this guy is so the left of aoc, 17 pacemakers in his chest and he chases black guys with weapons. This is who they want to run for the senate the Democratic Party . Oz better wipe the floor with this guy. Oz better run away with this double digits, flight are they going to debate, karl . They have one debate. Oz has accepted every invitation to a debate. Finally, under pressure, think about this. The Washington Post editorializes that fetterman better accept a debate and prove he is up to the job of being a us what senate. The Washington Post, my god when you lose the Washington Post as a democrat what has happened to you. One debate. Heres the deal. He cant being a stroke victim he cant process language. So the requirement was that all of the exchanges be in closed captioning. So he could so he doesnt. Steve he is going to read what oz says. Every question in closed captioning. Jesse oz speaks fast. This guy has a lump on his neck the size of texas. I mean, if i were oz, i would go over and Start Performing surgery on him if i was debating this guy, right . Well, you will notice that in the pictures of him as when he was mayor brad daca which incidentally the first paying job he had. The first real income he had was when he was elected lieutenant governor. You are absolutely right. He lived on an allowance from his parents until he was in his 40s. But you will notice he had some. Jesse peter doocy also lives on allowance from his father. No he doesnt. Shame on you. The doocy boy is earning his own money. Come on. Jesse probably earning more than his father. Works a lot harder. I will let you navigate that. 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Steve we have never kept score at golf. Peter cant count that high. [laughter] we count how many balls we lose. Steve before we go out, how many boxes are we going to need . Jesse okay. So you guys are both terrible. Peter we did actually rental right when i got to be taller than you in eighth grade we wrestled and i won. Steve so we stopped. Jesse thats what i did with my father the minute i grew taller than him oneonone i beat him and i never played with him again. Steve i know what thats like. Jesse i bet you do. Category with Friends Like These which famous heir to a political family said this week that they were friends with ivanka trump until she went quote to The Dark Side was it Chelsea Clinton or Meghan Mccain . Both going with little crooked what is the answer . I would say we were friends, i mean, she is not the person i called when i was curious my kids or if i was debating a life decision. But we were definitely friends. And then she went to The Dark Side. Jesse only reason peter knew that because he watches andy cohen on bravo. Pete im the authority on Chelsea Clinton at this table. I saw her speak in college 2008. Steve villanova. Jesse you and four other people in the audience . Steve. Peter it was persuasive. Jesse Tied Game Hollywood Royalty Which American Actor is actually related a 29th cousin to the late queen elizabeth, is it tom hanks or is it alec baldwin . Take your time. Okay. You are going with alec. You are going with tom. This is a big one. Lets see the answer. I must ask you, piers, have you ever been properly in love . Peter thats not an answer. Jesse it is because you are losing now, your father is winning, you had tom hanks. Its okay. Its not over yet. He is getting upset. Peter what a jesse like being look like a migrant in Marthas Vineyard. Here is a category stupid Son Of A Bitch. Which late night tv show host said this about the start of the war in ukraine take as special kind of Son Of A Bitch see people fleeing their homes and how can i make this about me but nobody does that better than donald trump. Was it Stephen Colbert or was it jimmy kimmel . Steve i thought it might be another choice. Peter both of them have used the technology to describe me in the last six months. Jesse you are the most famous Son Of A Bitch in this country. Steve according to the president. Jesse you are going with kimmel and you are going with colbert which is it. Special kind of son of a pitch people how can i make this about me but nobody does that better than donald trump. Jesse in normal circumstances you wouldnt have a shot. We are going to make this one count double. So you can get back in the game. Peter okay. Jesse come on. Thats not fair. Stop whining. Steve its his show. Jesse there is no couch here. Last question, counts for two. Financial forecast. Which celebrity rapper, i know doocy knows this one claims they know either. Look how light you guys are. Claims they knew the financial crisis would happen . Was it nikki minaj or was it cardi b. . Peter big bernie backer. Steve in the news today. Jesse both going with cardi. Is it cardi . How are people surviving. I want to know. [bleep] i knew we were going to have a financial crisis. Jesse wait a second. He thought his son won because he didnt know he put up cardi. You dont know the difference . Steve didnt you watch the news today. Peter we both put up the right one. Jesse do you know the difference between nicki minaj and cardi b. . Hold up cardi b. Peter he knows. Steve cardi b. To mrs. D. The simply happy cookbook. Jesse your father won. How do you feel . [laughter] peter im glad when i saw the paddles i thought it might be a hazing thing. This is better. Jesse not going to get paddled today. We will wait for the briefing tomorrow. Thank you guys very much. Good job. Congrats on the book and congrats on the french binder reader. You are giving her a run for her money. Which seinfeld star is holding this dog . I would say that to me an important aspect is too. Meta portal with smart sound. Helps reduce your background noise. Bring that sense of calm, really. So you come through, loud and clear. Meta portal. The smart Video Calling Device that makes work from home work for you. Tech when you have auto glass damage, let safelite come to you. Pop rock music tech my customer enjoys time with her family. So when her windshield got a crack. She scheduled with safelite in just a few clicks. We came to her house. Replaced the windshield. And installed new wipers. Thats service on her time. Grandkid here you go tech wow, thank you customer and grandkids bye tech bye dont wait, schedule now. Singers safelite repair, safelite replace. Jesse Big Breaking News and the florida Special Master case, she is ruled against the Department Of Justice. And granted Donald Trumps request to have a Special Master appointed to go through all of the documents that the fbi seized in the maralago raid again. A big blow to the Department Of Justice, it will not be able to review any of these documents, they have now been taken to the Special Master. The Special Master was someone who donald trump offered the permanent justice agreed, the Special Master is a judge deary, back story on deary. It was a pfizer court judge. Who the fbi lied to and gave him a bad warrant and he said yes, you can spy on the donald trump campaign. He now knows that the fbi is dishonest with them when he asked for that warrant and he will be in charge of going to these documents. Very, very interesting development. This is just now breaking. We try to keep things light, you saw. Laughter is the best medicine so weve never shied away from using jokes, satire or a movie clip or to help tell our story. We have our favorite shows, our favorite show seinfeld. I dont even know where im going. What is the best place to get somewhere youve never been . [laughs] i guess that is true. Have you been crying . No, no it doesnt matter why. Thats a very nice jacket. Very soft. A huge button flap, cargo pockets. In the back perfect for jumping in to a gondola. How do you know all that . That is my coat. Yes im jay peter. Perfect for jumping into a gondola, sometimes life is Stranger Than Fiction last week. Jesse i do similar and counter minus the crying when i ran into the actor behind the Iconic Jay Peterman on seinfeld and we work in a miss a chance to get the Real Life Peterman on prime time so john is in town preparing for National Dog Show which takes place on thanksgiving, thats what i will be doing, not football, watching the dog show. And thanks to his home on seinfeld he knows a thing or two about dealing with animals. In the distance i heard the bulls. I began running as fast as i could. Fortunately i was running my italian watch purrs. Sophisticated and yet different without making a huge fuss about it. Jesse joining me now. So jo you are the Special Master. Special master im no longer the host of the National Dog Show. Ive asked my son whos 15 to refer to me no longer is daddy but Special Master. Jesse greg gutfeld has a similar request. It tells little bit about your time at seinfeld. My staff is obsessed thats all they want to talk about. It was george and jerry, were those guys as funny as they were offcamera . Not only funny but the four smartest actors ive ever worked with. I would say right after the table read for network, for the script, they could of gotten up and shot the show right there. Four of the smartest comedic actors ive ever seen in a probably say tops of that would be julia louisdreyfus. Jesse a physical comedian . I do or member the dance. I dont never the dance. [laughs] tell me a little bit about what you doing with these dogs on thanksgiving . And who is this . High there. Is a beaver terrier. Jesse i thought youre Gonna Say A Beaver [laughs] named after the people that are responsible for the breed, but this is one of 2,000 dog so we have every year and the National Dog Show. Its the greatest moment on things giving day for me and also the most watched show your long on television. 70 plus Million People well if you take away the super bowl. [laughs] jesse its like inflation is fine if you take away gas. [laughs] [laughs] we do about 30 Million People watching the show. Jesse how do you prepare for a show like that we did talk about dogs . When we started off jesse is a like how i prepare . [laughs] [laughs] i hope not. It is a little bit like how you find your guests walking down fifth avenue like me. I prepare because every year we focus on certain dogs. I have to know what the purpose of the dog was. Every dog has a purpose, they werent bred to be pets. Jesse what is their purpose . This is a companion dog. They keep your feet warm dont they. Jesse youve been keeping us all warm with your warm sense of humor and we love you ill run into you anytime. All right . Run into tucker in a few seconds. Im Jesse Watters and this is my world. Tucker a good evening and welcome to Tucker Carlson tonight finally happy story from ones. Outbursts of Irrepressible Joy erupted throughout the exclusive Island Community of Marthas Vineyard massachusetts last night. For hundreds of years Marthas Vineyard has had the soul crushing effects of his own whiteness. Now residents understood that there was on the one cure, they badly needed diversity. They often said so. Despite their very best efforts over