Cam heyward. An allnew closer look. Featuring the 8g band with jay weinberg. [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now, if you dont mind, were going to get to the news. President biden sat down last night for his first oneonone interview of the Campaign Season with a legacy media institution, and i got to say, i was pretty impressed with how he handled the habanero pucker butt sauce. [ laughter ] ah, no no lies, this is hot. Former President Trump appeared to briefly fall asleep in court again this morning during adult film star Stormy Daniels testimony, because in real life, you cant fast forward the scenes where the actors are talking. [ light laughter ] during her cross examination today, one of trumps lawyers asked Stormy Daniels, quote, you made all this up, right . A strategy that immediately backfired when trump yelled, no, she didnt, we had sex [ laughter ] we did, we did. I shouldnt sa
Jordan welcome to the daily show im jordan klepper. Weve got so much to talk about tonight. Lewis black takes on the cybertruck. [cheers and applause] rfk jr. Has something he just cant get out of his head. And kristi noems hopes of becoming vp have been taken out to the gravel pit and shot. Plus, matt damon joins us tonight not a bad show, huh . [cheers and applause] but first, lets catch up on all the latest in the president ial race with another installment of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with the huge trial that threatens to destroy a politicians career. Not trumps trial, hell get off scotfree. No, im talking about Public Opinion v. Kristi noem, south dakota governor and big fan of the last two minutes of old yeller. The mainstream liberal media has been coming at her for days, just because her new memoir has a little story in it about executing a puppy. So now shes turning to her base on conservative media to find some support. But it turns out that
[cheers and applause] jordan welcome to the daily show im jordan klepper. Weve got so much to talk about tonight. Lewis black takes on the cybertruck. [cheers and applause] rfk jr. Has something he just cant get out of his head. And kristi noems hopes of becoming vp have been taken out to the gravel pit and shot. Plus, matt damon joins us tonight not a bad show, huh . [cheers and applause] but first, lets catch up on all the latest in the president ial race with another installment of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with the huge trial that threatens to destroy a politicians career. Not trumps trial, hell get off scotfree. No, im talking about Public Opinion v. Kristi noem, south dakota governor and big fan of the last two minutes of old yeller. The mainstream liberal media has been coming at her for days, just because her new memoir has a little story in it about executing a puppy. So now shes turning to her base on conservative media to find some support.
That got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died. The amazing adventures of worm in brain man. Look out, hes got a worming brain. Check out his new campaign announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight. Worm in brain. First, stephen welcomes. Jen psaki and eliana. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert. [cheers and applause] stephen welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Okay, enough chitchat r. F. K. , jr. Says a worm ate part of his brain this explains everything and nothing. Though having a worm in his brain might explain why he says stuff like this. I knew harvey weinstein. O. J. Simpson came to my house. Bill cosby came to my house. Stephen worm came to my brain. Lets dig in, just like that worm did in r. F. K. , jr. s delicious frontal lobe. Today, the New York Times published some newly discovered Health Records for the independent candidate. Turns out,
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, welcome. Hi, everyone. Very nice. Im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us. Please, relax. It was a very stormy day for everyones favorite former president today. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our studio in hollywood, or exhibit f as it was entered into evidence during the donald trump hush money trial this afternoon. The prosecution today called their star witness, their porn star witness, Stormy Daniels took the stand this morning. For donald trump i could only imagine the nervous farting was off the charts. [ laughter ] it was quite a day in court. We got mentioned in court again today, which is exciting. [ cheers and applause ] prosecutors asked stormy about her interview on our show. In which we examined her signature on a letter trumps henchmen cooked up, denying that she and trump ever did it. Daniels said she signed her name in a different way as a tip off to jimmy kimmel. Who is me. [ laughter ] som