Cam heyward. An allnew closer look. Featuring the 8g band with jay weinberg. [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now, if you dont mind, were going to get to the news. President biden sat down last night for his first oneonone interview of the Campaign Season with a legacy media institution, and i got to say, i was pretty impressed with how he handled the habanero pucker butt sauce. [ laughter ] ah, no no lies, this is hot. Former President Trump appeared to briefly fall asleep in court again this morning during adult film star Stormy Daniels testimony, because in real life, you cant fast forward the scenes where the actors are talking. [ light laughter ] during her cross examination today, one of trumps lawyers asked Stormy Daniels, quote, you made all this up, right . A strategy that immediately backfired when trump yelled, no, she didnt, we had sex [ laughter ] we did, we did. I shouldnt say that . Okay, but we did. Independent president ial candidate robert f. Kennedy jr. Posted on x yesterday and said, quote, i offer to eat five more brain worms and still beat President Trump and President Biden in a debate. [ light laughter ] and this cant be good, his supporters have already made it a tiktok challenge. [ laughter ] thats right i dont think theyre that big, guys. [ laughter ] no. Im no brain worm doctor, i just dont think theyre that big thats right, president ial candidate robert f. Kennedy jr. Posted on x yesterday and said, quote, i offer to eat five more brain worms and still beat President Trump and President Biden in a debate. So let me just go through my list of Kennedy Family quotes. Ask not what your country can do for you. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. And i offer to eat five more brain worms. [ laughter and applause ] got to say, never thought i would crave the calm, steady statemanship of donald trump. Never ate a brain worm. South dakota governor kristi noem reportedly canceled a book tour interview today with real clear politics due to inclement weather. Let me guess, [ bleep ] storm . [ laughter ] is it raining cats and dogs . [ laughter ] oh, just cats . [ audience oohs ] [ laughter ] according to a new survey, macha drinkers are more likely to describe themselves as adventurous than coffee drinkers. Or should i say matcha drinkers are more likely to describe themselves even though you didnt ask. [ laughter ] the thing about me the streaming Services Disney plus, hulu, and max announced yesterday that they will be available as a bundle. The new service wil be called tv. Its just its just tv again, guys, i dont know what to tell you. [ applause ] and we like tv. Which is good news, we like tv. In honor of mothers day, the fast food chain Panda Express is offering a fiveperson family meal for 30. Its a great way to tell your mother, the line was too long at subway. [ laughter ] and finally, today was singer billy joels 75th birthday. And i yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i expect hell be celebrating with a bottle of red [ laughter ] bottle of white [ laughter ] that was the monologue, everybody. Were off [ cheers and applause ] and running got a great show for you tonight. She is an emmy and grammywinning comedian, actress, and author. Her latest book, i curse you with joy is out now. Our friend Tiffany Haddish is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] he is a sixtime probowler, the 2023 Walter Payton man of the year, and defensive tackle from my beloved pittsburgh steelers. Hes also the host of the podcast not just football with cam heyward. Cam heyward is also joining us. [ cheers and applause ] but before we get to all that, an embarrassing week for republicans continued today as Stormy Daniels returned to the stand in Donald Trumps criminal trial and discussed more humiliating details about their affair. And republicans bickered over Marjorie Taylor greenes failed attempt to oust speaker mike johnson. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth the political world has been fixated on trumps criminal trial, which means Marjorie Taylor greene hasnt been getting enough attention. Shes been behaving the way your cat does after you come home from the hospital with a new baby. Oh, is someone else the focus now . In that case, say goodbye to your leather couch. [ laughter ] so yesterday, greene brought a motion to remove the speaker, mike johnson, which was met with boos from her own republican colleagues. For what purpose does the gentlewoman from georgia seek recognition . Mr. Speaker rule 9. I seek recognition to give notice of my intent to raise a question of the privileges of the house. The form of the resolution is as follows declaring the office of speaker of the house representatives to be vacant. [ boos ] this is the uniparty for the American People watching. Seth i love that she thinks the American People are watching cspan on a wednesday at 5 00 p. M. [ laughter ] if youve ever watched cspan, you know that not even the people in the cspan control room are watching cspan. [ laughter ] and they dont need to. What would a conversation in that control room even be . Take camera 1, ready camera 2. We dont have a camera 2. Stay on camera 1. [ laughter ] so now even republicans hate Marjorie Taylor greene. Imagine getting elected to congress, which for most people would be the pinnacle of their careers, an honor youd cherish for the rest of your life, representing your neighbors and your community the eyes of the world, and the thing youre most known for is dressing like a mobsters exwife. And getting mercilessly booed by the people who are supposed to like you. And she clearly [ bleep ] loves it. She always looks like shed be standing in the middle of a wrestling ring, soaking up the hate. [ laughter ] you know, right before she pins the hometown hero. Yall ready for the subsection figure 4 leg lock . [ light laughter ] greenes motion was quickly shot down, and her own gop colleagues held a press conference where they tore into her. Moscow marjorie has clearly gone off the deep end. Maybe the result of a space laser. Seth thats a republican. [ laughter ] thats a republican saying that. I love that their party line is, democrats are making this economy worse, our borders less safe, and our universities too woke. They do have some good takes on marjorie. [ light laughter ] hey, republicans, maybe do some reflection about how you got here. Democrats certainly have their own problems, but they dont have this problem. You never see them paralyzing congress, Holding Press Conferences to [ bleep ] on each other, and booing one of their own. Bernie criticizes democrats a fair amount, but even he doesnt boo. Even though im sure hed be great at it. The top 1 of americans are getting 99 of my boos. [ laughter ] but republicans, you guys elevated Marjorie Taylor greene. So if youre mad at anyone, be mad at yourselves. The guy you all supported for president is her biggest fan. Hes repeatedly praised her and shouted her out in rallies. Oh, and one of my favorite people, oh, shes so smart. I hope shes around. I hope shes around. She is an incredible woman. Shes a brilliant woman. Doesnt get credit for it, but we all know about that stuff. Marjorie taylor greene. Seth its such a backhanded compliment to say someone is brilliant but doesnt get credit for it. Marjorie taylor greene, you know, contrary to popular opinion, shes actually very smart, she doesnt get credit. [ light laughter ] most people think shes dumb as [ bleep ]. Ask around. [ laughter ] i tell them theyre wrong all the time. I meet people who say to me, her iq is the same as her shoe size. [ light laughter ] not that they say things to me like, if her age were the same is her iq, she wouldnt be old enough to vote. [ light laughter ] no, really, they say things to me like Marjorie Taylor greene is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money. which is unfair because shes a smarty pants, i could go on. Shes so dumb she went to a football game, and when they said quarterback, she thought she got a refund. [ laughter ] shes so dumb, and this one is true, i saw this happen. She bought a jigsaw puzzle and thought it would take 5 to 7 years to finish it. [ laughter and applause ] also, whats going on here . Oh, and one of my favorite people, oh seth why is he making that noise . [ laughter ] he sounds like my aunt trying a chocolate mousse. Oh [ laughter ] oh you have to try this the point is, it is no accident this is happening to you, republicans. You created a Political Movement that elevated these people, and youre still supporting trump even as he sits in court day after day facing allegations that he defrauded voters by covering up a hush money payment to a porn star, a porn star he had an affair with just months after his wife gave birth. And i say that knowing full well that while thats a bad time to sleep with a porn star, theres also no good time in a marriage to sleep with a porn star. [ laughter ] like its not like youd be like, oh, look at us, both kids off to college, a couple of empty nesters, what are we going to do next, tony . Well, there is one thing ive always wanted to do. [ laughter ] just checking if the timings good. But the party of socalled family values is still acting like trump paying off a porn star is no big deal, because everyone knows trump is gross. The testimony of Stormy Daniels that was salacious, that was the point of it. Listen. There is no person on planet earth that believes donald trump has been celibate all his life. That is not news. But they want to drag him through the gutter. Because this is a political smear job. Seth first of all, a smear job is one of the things trump paid hush money to cover up. [ light laughter ] in fact, heres the sound he made when he got that smear job. Oh [ laughter and applause ] seth can we hear the home audiences reaction to that joke . [ boos ] seth its not news that trump isnt celibate. But again, trump is getting the same backhanded compliment. This trial is ridiculous, i mean really, does it surprise anyone that donald trump is a dirty dog . The man is a sexcrazed maniac. I once saw him hump a flag in broad daylight. Old glory . More like old glory hole [ boos ] all right, all right, chill out. Every day the trial somehow gets more humiliating, both for trump and for the Political Movement it has elevated. Today, for example, trumps defense lawyer grilled stormy on the stand. They tried to paint her as someone whos motivated entirely by money and essentially tried to extort trump. But in at least one case that line of questioning backfired badly. Nicholas asked daniels if she eventually wanted to publicly announce she had sex with trump. Daniels said, no, nobody would ever say publicly, i wanted to publicly defend myself. So theyre saying no one would ever want to publicly say that they had sex with trump. Seth trumps lawyers asked Stormy Daniels if she planned to publicly announce that she had sex with trump, and stormy responded under oath that nobody would ever want to admit they had sex with trump. Oof. And trump just had to sit there [ light laughter ] and the best part is how can he defend himself against that . Whats he going to say . Thats not true, just ask all the other women i secretly paid hush money to. By the way this comes after stormys testimony on tuesday in which she described the dorky silk pajamas she was wearing and the moment she spanked him on the ass with a magazine that had his face on it, and trump just had to listen. This trial is like some sort of insane japanese game show where the contestant has to see how long he can sit there in silence while everyone he knows says awful [ bleep ] about him. The only way this trial could be more painful for trump is if they introduced a physical element where every time stormy testifies, he gets shocked by two electrodes attached to his balls. [ laughter ] which, at least, would keep him from falling asleep. [ laughter ] even when trumps attorneys are trying to discredit stormy as a witness by using her social media posts as evidence, they end up accidentally embarrassing trump. Here is a Real Exchange from court today that anchors on msnbc had to read out loud. The defense is trying to use documents to their own favor. Theyve introduced a tweet from Stormy Daniels in the past. Its a tweet from her where she actually retweeted someone calling her a human toilet and then she responded with that retweet saying, exactly, making me the best person to flush the orange turd down. [ laughter ] and so this has now been put into evidence. And necheles asked, that was referring to trump . Daniels, it doesnt say that, so its up to your interpretation. Daniels, im also not a toilet. She goes on to say, if someone can make fun of me, i can make fun of them. Necheles, what did you mean when you said orange turd . Daniels, oh, i absolutely meant trump. Necheles, then why didnt you say that a minute ago . Seth because i thought it was [ bleep ] obvious . [ laughter ] when trumps lawyers started asking that, im surprised trump didnt jump in and say, oh, me, she was talking about me, everyone knows. You could write orange turd on a piece of mail, and that would be enough for it to get to me. Not only did the words orange turd get officially entered into evidence but they actually had to have a back and forth in front of the jury to establish who the orange turd in question is. I mean, how did the rest of that exchange go . Counsel, what did you mean when you said orange turd . Daniels, its up to your interpretation. Counsel, were you talking about trump . Daniels, duh. [ laughter ] counsel, why didnt you say it before . Daniels, because it was a dumb question. Counsel, how dumb was it . Daniels, it was dumber than the time Marjorie Taylor greene brought a spoon to the super bowl. Congress, boo counsel, no, it wasnt. Daniels, yes, it was. Counsel, no, it wasnt. Daniels, turd says what . Trump, what . Daniels, see . Trump, snore prosecutor, your honor, the defendant is sleeping. Trump, mmm oh my god, my testicles daniels, thats what he said when i spanked him. [ laughter ] this should be a moment of reckoning and selfreflection. Anyone who calls themselves republican should be asking themselves, how did we end up here . The guy they support for president is sitting in a courtroom facing allegations that he defrauded voters by paying hush money to cover up an affair with a porn star. Or to put it another way, this is all happening because an orange turd got a smear job. [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Tiffany Haddish, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. mom the moment i loved our Subaru Outback most. Was the moment they walked away from it. daughter mom mom oh, thank goodness. And thats why our family will only drive a subaru. vo subaru. More iihs top safety pick plus awards than any other brand. Love. Its what makes subaru, subaru. Talenti salted caramel truffle layers, with creamy salted caramel gelato. Bradley. Its cookies. 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Seth our first guest tonight is an emmy and grammy awardwinning comedian, actress, and bestselling author you know from her work in girls trip, the unbearable weight of massive talent, and the after party on apple tv plus. Her latest book, i curse you with joy, is out now. Please welcome back to the show our very good friend Tiffany Haddish, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth im so happy to see you. Im happy to see you. Hi, jay. Hi. Hi. I like your hair. Seth okay. You know what . Okay, im back, im back, im back. Seth okay good, because i could tell you were gone. Im back. Seth i want to start right away, because this title seems very i dont know, considered. I curse you with joy. What is behind the idea of cursing someone with joy . Well, i feel like words are very powerful. Seth yeah. And how you use them does affect other people, right . And i feel like the first thing youre supposed to learn how to do is spell. So youre casting spells, your words cast feelings over others, that energy, right . And the internet is very, very treacherous, and it feels like a lot of people are using whatever words pop in they head and they saying mean, nasty stuff. They forgot the golden rule. When you dont have nothing nice to say, dont say nothing at all. Seth uhhuh. So they hurting a lot of people, they hurting people. People are hurting people because they hurt or whatever, i dont know. So i curse them with joy. Seth ahh, i see. [ applause ] okay . Seth a positive response to negativity. Yeah, yeah, i curse you with joy. Seth all right. Yeah, cause theyre putting out curses all the time. Seth all right. Well, its very nice of you to curse them with joy. Its your third book. Mmhhmm. Seth do you find the writing easy . I love telling stories. Seth yeah. And its really easy if you lived it already. Seth uhhuh. If youve been through it, its really go right into the memory bank, bam, thats what happened. I mean, when you read the book, it sounds like im talking to you. Seth it does sound like im talking to you. Like, im talking to you as a white man, though. Seth yeah. If youre reading with your eyes. cause then, i sound like you but seth well, its my white ears, thats what yeah, yeah. Because i the audiobook, i of course, you not only are you great at telling stories, but you have a voice that we love hearing. Do you like the recording of the audiobook . Okay, so audiobook recordings are very okay. [ light laughter ] its not easy to record a audiobook. Seth yeah. Okay, first of all, im im im not the best reader. But i like to read. Okay . And also am kind of whats the word, where you dont feel like its perfect yet but then you want to make it im a perfectionist. Seth there you go. [ light laughter ] im a perfectionist. Seth yeah. So when i im like i read like three or four photographs, then ill be like, play that back. And theyre like, we dont have time for playback. Oh, yes, we do. Seth oh, wow. Because, see, i feel like if i would get in the booth, i would again, i dont like the sound of my own voice, and so id be like thats fine, thats fine. But i like that you go back and make sure its good. No, i want playback because i want to hear, is the emotion there . Does it feel right, does it sound right, am i i did say the words right, did i mutter . Im in the middle of crying right now, does it even make can they understand me . Can i understand me . When i hear my voice, i dont feel like its me anyways. Seth yeah. I like hearing your voice, though. Thank you. Seth and i think most people do. Thank you. Seth you are also very honest that you are dating multiple people right now, but they all know . Yeah, they know. Seth okay. [ laughter ] im not im not having sex with any of them. Seth okay, youre not having sex with any of them. Uhuh, im not having sex. Seth that probably makes it easier to fill them in. Yeah im not having sex with nobody. Seth okay. I have sex with myself. Seth okay, thats great. [ audience oohs ] as well you should. [ cheers and applause ] as well you should. Nobody does it like me [ laughter ] seth what and so its a youre just making out . Yeah, its a little kissing here and there. Maybe, you know, a little hand time, you know. [ light laughter ] seth its nice you know, its nice to find time for hands. Yeah. [ light laughter ] we forgot about the power of the hand. Seth we did. To the kids out there, dont forget about the hands. The hands. [ laughter ] remember back in the 1900s, we used to hold hands . Seth oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. Seth by the way, hand the fact that hand stuff meant holding [ laughter ] oh, thats not what i meant. Seth okay, good, good, good. I was more so talking about finger stuff, but you [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] seth now, you are very honest as well that you like to before you start hanging out with a gentleman, you like to know his financials . Yeah, yeah. See, i dont want to like okay, so i would like to be intimate, but i need to know like whats going on behind the scenes. Because i feel like men respect they money, men love they money. Seth yeah. Right . So they gonna take care of it if they love it, right . Seth sure. If they respect it, they love it, they gonna take care of it. So, i wanna know what your credit score is. cause how good your credit score is is probably how youre going to handle my heart. Seth oh, interesting. [ audience aws ] thats how responsible youre going to be with my heart. I need to know you got an ein number. Seth okay. And that you have employees. Seth yeah . And i need to know that you have longterm employees. How long have these people been working for you . Do they like working with you . Are you a good leader . cause im seth can i say, a first date with you does not sound as sexy as i would have thought. Yeah. [ laughter ] first of all seth i feel like show me your ein number, is not im not not on the first date, im going to ask that, by the third date seth okay, gotcha. Yeah, thats when im a be like so, do you have an ein number . [ laughter ] seth youre like im ready to take the next step, what is your ein number . Yeah, whats your ein . Seth is it true you liked there was a time you were looking to meet gentlemen at funerals . Yes, this is true. Seth okay. What were you what were you finding there . So, so, me and my me and my family members, some of us, and my cousins, you know, just a few of us, we was we used to go to a lot of funerals back in the day because a lot of people were getting killed in our community. And so we would go to these funerals and we would, you know, be like, lets see if i can meet lets see if i can meet a guy, that is Perfect Place to meet a guy. Seth okay. Okay, first of all, you know he care about family. Seth thats a good point. [ laughter ] because hes there. Seth yep. Hes hes vulnerable seth yeah. At this time so its easy to get in there. Seth yeah, sure. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth thats good. Yeah, and its food, usually, at these events. [ laughter ] thats why we was really going. We was going for the food. It depend on who died . Oh, his grandma be throwing down, we gotta go there. [ laughter ] seth oh, interesting so there were certain and you know he got all them fine ass friends. Girl, we going we going to that funeral. Seth but then youve moved on from that . Yeah, i dont do that no more. [ light laughter ] seth okay. Not no more. Seth you have a wealth of other options, right . Yeah, theres so many other places to meet guys. Seth thats good. Will you stick around . I have so many more things to ask you. Yes, i would love to. Seth you guys, this is Tiffany Haddish. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [customer service rep] discover customer service, this is maya. Jennifer oh, hi maya. 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How did you handle the week of hosting that show . I mean, i it was a lot of pressure, and id lost ten pounds that week. Seth yeah. I feel like if i need to lose any more weight, i will ask to host again. [ light laughter ] it was a it was a lot of pressure. And i thought i would be able to like contribute like look at this, and i brought this, and i been writing, i wrote this years ago, you might want theyre like, no, no, no, thats not how we get down over here. And i was like, oh, okay. [ light laughter ] yall dont want to read my ideas . [ laughter ] can i at least act it out for you . No, no, we got this right here. And i was like, oh, oh, this is actually better than mine. [ laughter ] this actually is good. But i wanted to ask you, how did you handle the pressure working there . Seth i mean, it was like i feel so much healthier i feel younger now than i felt when i was there, even though i was younger then. I felt so harried all the time. I never really feel like i found a way to handle it. Because even if you had a really good week, if all it took was one bad week to make you completely doubt you were in the right place. Right. Seth yeah. Because i was like i really wanted to work there as a cast member. Seth sure. Thats what i really wanted. Seth yeah. And then, you know, lorne didnt hire me. Maybe god told him, dont do it, cause this girls going to break down here, shes going to tear some stuff up. [ laughter ] because that pressure was so i was like, i could but im so glad i didnt get hired on a regular basis. Because i probably would have i would have i would have collapsed. I wouldnt have been able to handle it. It was too much. Seth i mean, you do get a little when you hosting is more pressure than anything i did when i was there, because youre just everybodys looking at you the whole time. The hardest thing in the first two years of the show, it was the pressure of nobody looking at you. Really . Seth yeah i dont mind that. Seth yeah. Its worse than you think. Really . Seth yeah. I dont know. Seth when youre not in a when theres a whole show and they dont even put makeup on you because theyre like, oh. Not only are you not going to be on air, youre not going to be in dress. [ light laughter ] i mean, thats where youre like, oh, this is they made a terrible mistake. But you still get paid. [ laughter and applause ] i would be just fine seth yeah. I would be just fine if i was a part of the cast and they never put me on, but im still getting paid every week . Id be like, yall kill it id be cheering like, you do that you did your thing i would be cheering for everybody. Like, im still getting my check. Seth well, they made a terrible mistake, because i didnt work with any of you. [ laughter ] nobody highfiving me as i came off. Really . Seth no. They should have hired me. If they would have hired me to be a cheerleader, i would have been a cheerleader. Seth by the way, the only good thing about them not is how well its turned out for you. But do you feel like youre better at dealing with pressure now . Im way better at dealing with pressure now. Seth when do you feel like that turn happened for you . I feel like that i feel like that turn happened for me when i became unmarried. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] thats a thats a its sort of left with the ring. Like and then no, no, no. No, no, no. Because im dealing with some more pressure stuff. Okay, i would say like two years ago. Seth thats good, so im lying, im lying. Seth like an hour and a half . 30 minutes ago, 30 minutes ago. Seth is it true that you will sort of practice standup when youre in therapy . Yeah, okay, so what had happened was i was Court Ordered to go to therapy. [ laughter ] and i would be sitting with the therapist. And at first, i didnt talk at all because i didnt want to my job was a teenager then, i was in foster care, so it was a little bit you know, i wasnt like i might have been doing some bad stuff but not crime crimes, just running away. And so talking too much in school. Okay, so anyways. [ laughter ] when when i was in therapy, i would not talk at all at first. And then i started to open up and started talking. And i decided i would just run jokes. I would just run jokes. I would just tell funny stories that i want to tell on stage. And so i would do that and the therapist was always laughing and it would make me so mad because im like, okay, stop laughing. Because then i started telling what was really bothering me, and they would laugh at that. [ laughter ] it was not funny i need to know why my vagina makes these noises [ laughter ] seth i do you know what, i do have a little bit of sympathy for your therapist. Hes like, i didnt know we switched into serious i was anyways. Its its funny, because years later i ended up firing that therapist. Seth yeah. Ended up, like, firing them really, i didnt fire them, my medical insurance had cut off. Thats what got them fired. Because i wasnt going to pay. And then i got a therapist, and i was paying, and then it was like too much, and i had to let them go. Because it kept happening. It kept happening. And then, finally, i got another therapist, and that one, you know that one didnt laugh that much, but they made me laugh. Seth oh, funny. Yeah, they made me laugh. And so, i was like, you should do standup. [ light laughter ] seth to your therapist . To my therapist. You should be a comedian. Seth and were they open to the idea . And they was like, no, no, tiffany, no. Then i started asking them to come with me on dates. Come with me to different things. Seth like performing dates . No, no, like going out to dinner dates. Seth okay. Like im going on a date. Seth and you would just and i would ask the therapist, could you meet me here . Could you blah, blah, blah like i just want you to meet this person and see if they somebody i should be dating. Seth okay. Would you headsup the person that you were on the date with . Hell no. cause they getting a mention evaluation, i dont want them to cheat. [ laughter ] seth and when when your therapist showed up, would they like sort of play a character . Would they be a waiter who would come over . No, id be like, oh, look, this is my therapist, sit down. [ laughter ] this is such and such, such and such, this is my therapist. And then they would talk and stuff. And then i would be like, you want something to drink . You hungry . Seth and then how do you feel like your therapist was honest when they thought that the person was not a match . Uhhuh. Seth okay. And would they tell you then . Or would they wait till the next session . They would tell me the next day. Seth okay, gotcha. Uhhuh. Seth and then would you let the person know that the therapist so would it take it off you . Youre like, i had a great time, my therapist says its a no. [ laughter ] no, no, i had to learn. Because see, the therapist was telling me, dont date that person. And then id be like, oh, okay. And then i would date them anyway. Seth sure. Then i was like, oh, dang, the therapist was right. [ laughter ] so jay, if you want to meet my therapist [ laughter and applause ] seth it is always such a delight to see you. Give it up one more time for Tiffany Haddish. [ cheers and applause ] i curse you with joy is available now. Well be right back with cam heyward. [ cheers and applause ] cam heyward. [ cheers and applause ] and doug. Cam heyward. [ cheers and applause ] bell ringing limu, someone needs to customize and save hundreds on Car Insurance with liberty mutual. 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Tell your doctor if you are or may become pregnant. Done settling . Ask your rheumatologist for rinvoq. And take back whats yours. Abbvie could help you save. ominous music come on. What can i do to help you . Dad come on buddy. Headphones. What dad hey dad ok all right. What do you wanna do . I said i dont wanna talk about it dad trey what are you doin . ominous music ominous music its ok. [ cheers and applause ] seth our next guest is a sixtime nfl pro bowler, the 2023 Walter Payton man of the year, and a defensive tackle for the nfls best franchise, the pittsburgh steelers. Thats an objective statement. Hes also the host of not just football with cam heyward, which is available wherever you get your podcasts. Please welcome to the show cam heyward [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome to the show, cam wow. Seth i was a guest on your podcast, and when we did that, we were just zoom boxes and i thought we were the same size. Yeah. [ laughter ] i think i called you my friend. Youre like, no we just met. [ laughter ] seth no, no, no. Trust me, i would never say no to you calling me your friend. You had a very cool thing happen. You were named Walter Payton man of the year, which is really one of the give it up. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. Seth i mean, certainly the highest, you know, off the field honor in the nfl. Yeah. Seth and your whole family was at the nfl honors . Yes. Seth and nobody knew. I was talking backstage, none of you knew. They had you there, nobody tipped it. No, no, it was very embarrassing. You know, when i think about that moment, i told my mom, i told my wife. I was like, its not happening. Seth and theres how many of you are in the running at that point . Oh, theres theres about theres 32 guys. Seth right. Each team each team gets a guy. And then, you know, we get up there. And everybodys got a great story. And so youre looking around, youre like, that guy deserves it. That guy deserves it. Never once did i think i deserved it. So it was just an unbelievable moment. I watch it. And im watching prince harry go up there. Im like, oh, man, this is a big moment. Seth yeah. Prince harry is about to announce the winner. Then i see the video package and im like, oh, man. I got to talk. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. So i was not ready for that moment. And they didnt tell me i was going to win, so i didnt have a speech ready. So i was just going off the dome, and, you know, ended up turning out pretty good. Seth yeah, it turned out great. There were multiple times i believe where you were like, prince harry yeah. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] and i think if you would ever picture winning that award, i dont think you would have pictured prince harry being the one who gave it to you. No. And then like after, you take these pictures and theyre like portrait pictures. And so like, its like me and prince harry like were at prom or something. [ laughter ] so it was very, very, like euphoric where i was just like, i never thought i was going to be in this situation at all. Seth yeah. You i was just watching. Somebody posted video today of when you were drafted. You were not at the draft . No, no. Seth so you got a call at home. You were a firstround draft pick. Yes. Seth the sort of end of the first round. Yeah. Seth did you have any expectation you were going to be a firstrounder . I thought i was. But going into that moment, i had torn my elbow, my ucl, so i had tommy john surgery. Like a like a pitcher. Seth yeah. But i never thought i was going to be a i wasnt going to go because i didnt want to be embarrassed. Seth sure. When you see the guys, theyre in the green room, its embarrassing. You know, youre worried about that moment. And i was like, ill just spend it with my family. And so we have this moment. And were getting towards the end of the first round. Im having my buddies text me, like, hey, if this doesnt work out, we can go to the movies. [ laughter ] and so im like, no, its going to work out, were going to have some fun. But seeing that 412 come across the screen, i knew i was going to be a pittsburgh steeler. Seth and your father yes. Seth was nfl great Craig Ironhead heyward. Yes. Seth and he grew up in pittsburgh, went to pitt. Your mom grew up in pittsburgh. Yeah. Seth so this was your you and then he, you know, his career took him away from pittsburgh, but this was the team you rooted for as a kid . Yeah, so my dads from new jersey but he went to school in pitt. And so every offseason, we were always coming back to pitt. My grandparents are from pitt. Theyre close to your family. Seth yes. So we we always had we always relished those opportunities to come back to pitt. And so i would take my wife my girlfriend at the time, i would take her every time for thanksgiving to pittsburgh. So to know we finally have a home that weve already been to, it was just a match made in heaven. Seth you also had the honor of announcing the steelers firstround pick this year. Whoo seth and im very excited about the pick, but i dont want to get the name wrong, can you do it for me . Yeah, troy fautanu. Seth fautanu. Yes. Seth okay. Can you do that . Seth fautanu . Have you messed up any before . Seth names here . Yes. Seth all the time. [ laughter ] i mean all the time, but, like, not you know, i will say, not in a moment that he will, that troy will remember forever, right . Like, thats one hes going to watch forever. Yes. Seth and i thought you landed it very nicely. Because i, again, on the spelling, i thought, oh, theres a couple ways you could go. Were you nervous about, um, eatin it . I was very nervous. You know, you watch Roger Goodell go up and hes like, uh, soandso. Uh, soandso. And hes so confident about it. And so, im like, oh, this is going to be easy. Then i start thinking, what if they give me a nigerian name that i cant pronounce . [ light laughter ] and like theyve got the spelling out, and im like, whew. Troy fautanu. You know, ive had troy polamalu. Seth yeah. Theres ben roethlisberger. You know. Luckily, i got an easy one there that time. Seth yeah. It was very it was very nicely done. And i was very impressed. What was yours . What was your hardest one you had to announce . Seth i dont remember my hardest one, but i remember once my friend Jason Sudeikis was at the oscars, and he did best foreign film. And i think he had to do like three icelandic names. And when it was over, i texted him, and i was like, bravo. [ laughter ] bravo, my friend. You have another very cool thing which is, your younger brother, connor heyward, is also on the steelers. Yes. Seth and, so you get to work with him, you know, every day during the i mean hes an offense player. Yeah. Seth and theres a pretty big age gap. What is it about ten years. Seth ten years. Ten years. Seth i was lucky enough. My family and your family got dinner. And he also seems i hope this is okay to say like a troublemaker. [ light laughter ] i think you put it lightly. [ light laughter ] you know. Connor is definitely the knucklehead of the group. [ light laughter ] him and my mom used to battle all throughout high school, and they would both call me, and i would have to play mediator. So, you know. To have him now in the locker room, i see what she had to deal with. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] i also imagine, not only did you have to see what she had to deal with, but all your teammates do. Do your teammates come over to you ever, and are like, dude, you gotta do something about connor . Luckily, no. [ laughter ] you know, i think there was a guy last year, and it was towards the end of the season. Oh, it was patrick peterson. Seth oh, yeah. He was like, i just realized you and connor are brothers. And i was like, dude, its christmas. [ laughter ] how did you not know that . But, you know, it was funny. Like his rookie year, you know, having that moment where we finally got to line up against each other. Because i could not stop laughing, cause i was like, this guys not going to block me. Theres no chance. And he couldnt. [ light laughter ] and so we left it at that. And you know, big brother beats up on little brother. Seth yeah. You are and it should be noted, you are also physically a great deal bigger than him. I mean, hes big. Hes a great deal bigger than me, but you have hes a pipsqueak. Seth hes a pipsqueak. Hi, connor. [ laughter ] seth your kids are very close to the same age as mine. 8, 6, and 4. Ive got 8, 6, and 2. Do they come out to games . Are they connected to the team . Yes, theyre very connected. My oldest, he just kind of realized a couple of years ago that i play on tv. Seth yeah. So, you know, he was pretty surprised that not everybody else plays on tv. [ light laughter ] seth right. Not everybody else has a jersey in school. So, you know, its been a whirlwind. But i coach baseball. Seth uhhuh . I help out with baseball. I dont know anything about baseball. Seth yeah. But, you know seth youre just like a good guy to have if like somebody wants to lean on the umpire a little bit. Yes, yes. I get the lineups right. You know, i provide water. And i say, go team seth before we go, i dont want to sort of gloss over the reason you won the man of the year award. Can you talk about like some of the work you do within the community . Yeah, so my foundation, the heyward house, we created it in 2015. My mom helps run it with me as well, which shes awesome as well. But we do a lot of great work. We have this week called cams kindness week where we find different ways to give back. Whether its craigs closet, which is in honor of my dad. He never had a suit throughout he only had one suit throughout high school and college. So we get to provide a suit for young men for job interviews, college interviews, proms. And then also, we just find creative ways to give back. Whether its little libraries or going to childrens hospital, you know. My dad always did that growing up. So having those moments where i get to, you know, give back, its always special to me. Seth well, it was a welldeserved award. [ cheers and applause ] cant wait for the season to start. Its always such a pleasure to see you, cam. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth cam heyward, everybody. Not just football with cam heyward is available wherever you get your podcasts. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] engineered to minimize noise. And built for adventure. Which can also be your own quiet cabin in the woods. The fully electric q8 etron. An electric vehicle that recharges you. How we get there matters. vo its shrimp your way. Choose three flavors for just 20. Like new street corn shrimp. 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