[ cheers and applause steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, paul bettany, musical guest internet money featuring gunna, don toliver and nav, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy hello. Thank you very much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the the tonight show, everybody thank you so much. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, today, President Trump took a break from his busy schedule of retweeting randy quaid and carried out the president ial tradition of pardoning a turkey heres the big moment between trump and a turkey named corn. Corn, i hereby grant you a full pardon. Thank you, corn. Jimmy yeah thats right the bird needed to be pardoned after it was let down by its bumbling lawyer, rooster giuliani [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah, the good news is, the tur
He tweeted it in lower, sentence case. Thats as close as trump is gonna get to making a concession speech. Hes like a kid slowly realizing nobodys coming to his birthday party. We should never have given him that diet coke button thats hard to give up. This had to put a little crinkle in his tin foil hat. The department of homeland securitys cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency this is one of trumps own cabinet agencies, put out a statement debunking his claims of widespread fraud. They wrote, the november 3rd election was the most secure in american history. And then they took another dig at the boss baby, while we know there are many unfounded claims and opportunities for misinformation about the process of our elections, we can assure you we have the utmost confidence in the security and integrity of our elections, and you should, too. And how did the president react to that statement of reassurance from his own agency . Most fraudulent election in history [ laughter ] [
Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, a joe new world plus stephen welcomes Stacey Abrams and Thomas Middleditch, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody there you go welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. I want to give my wife a glass of champagne. You have been a rock the last couple of weeks. Thanks so much. Ladies and gentlemen, joe biden did it hes our next president im so happy i want to share this moment wit you, my audience, i wish we could all be together in the theater, instead of being stuck in this converted storage room but thats not going to stop me from firing the tshirt cannon come on chris, catch this. Come on, catch it okay, jimmy, thats enough. Ill fire that thing back up. Ready at a moments notice. Every time someone growns at one of my jokes, it is go time bleep . Hear that . That means its working. There yo
Congratulations to him. What a weekend. People were dancing in the streets like ewoks after they blew up the death star. Darth tax evader has been toppled. And america responded with a dance party. Young man, theres no need to feel down i said young man, pick yourself off the ground i said young man, because youre in a new town theres no need to be unhappy, its fun to stay at the ymca its fun to stay at the ymca, they have everything for young men to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys its fun to stay at the ymca jimmy thats right, you think she has any idea what the ymca is . Only 71 more days, melania, then this scene outside the white house on saturday, where a reporter from fox news got a fresh whiff of victory. Reporter we havent seen the violence or anger we saw in june on black lives matter plaza, might have something to do with the fact theres pungent smell of marijuana here. Jimmy thats right, weed can overcome. There were celebrations all across the country which is unu
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests dan levy michael j. Fox musical guest Julia Michaels and featuring the legendary roots crew now, here he is, jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause jimmy wow. Thank you very much. Oh, my goodness. Look at you guys oh, looking good oh, thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show everybody. It is wednesday, november 18th and we are having a pajama party here in studio 6a. Its the first ever tonight show pjimmie jammyjam [ cheers and applause so, hopefully everyone at home is in their pajamas right now. Just turn the tv up and lets have fun its going to be a great night i teamed up with alex mill to make what i think are the coolest pajamas on the planet. Not only are they cool, but they have pockets. [ laughter ] but also, 100 of the net proceeds go to feeding america [ cheers and applause which is an Amazing Organization that has a network of over