[ cheers and applause steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, paul bettany, musical guest internet money featuring gunna, don toliver and nav, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy hello. Thank you very much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the the tonight show, everybody thank you so much. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, today, President Trump took a break from his busy schedule of retweeting randy quaid and carried out the president ial tradition of pardoning a turkey heres the big moment between trump and a turkey named corn. Corn, i hereby grant you a full pardon. Thank you, corn. Jimmy yeah thats right the bird needed to be pardoned after it was let down by its bumbling lawyer, rooster giuliani [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah, the good news is, the turkey was pardoned. The bad news is, trump didnt wear a mask, so hes a goner anyway [ laughter ] but i hope everyone else wore a mask cause its gotta be embarrassing if your Contact Tracing leads back to a turkey pardon [ laughter ] i saw that people could go online and vote for the turkey they wanted pardoned, corn or cob. Meanwhile, it turns out corn mightve won cause the vote was rigged by hugo chavez. [ laughter ] but this is nice i heard that before the ceremony, corn and cob stayed at the Willard Hotel take a look at this. Yeah as if the Hotel Industry wasnt going through enough during covid, now they got to deal with this. Two turkeys in a suite [ light laughter ] yep, while youve been stuck in your studio apartment for nine months, corn and cob have been demolishing the mini bar and renting movies at the Willard Hotel. [ light laughter ] thats right, the turkeys have been staying at the hotel. Although, it was sad when they saw a feather pillow and yelled, look what they did to steve [ laughter ] some more news about the president. I heard that hes planning to move to florida and a Certain Group people are being asked if they want to go with him watch this members of the president S Secret Service detail have gotten an offer from the secret Service Headquarters asking if they would like to be permanently moved to maralago with the soon tobe expresident donald trump. Jimmy yup. When trump asked who wants to go to florida with him, the agents broke the Guinness World record for the longest silence in history [ laughter ] seriously, imagine going from protecting the white house to the omelet bar is secure. [ light laughter ] repeat, the omelet bar is secure. Meanwhile, down at maralago, i read that theyre already renovating trump and melanias living quarters. And this is nice to make trump feel better, theyre redoing every room to look like the white house. [ light laughter ] trumps actually getting the work done at a good price cause theyre going to grab all the unused lumber from the border wall. [ laughter ] so congrats to the trumps and whichever Bank Repossesses that property [ laughter ] this is a big story. President elect biden has started naming key members of his cabinet. Check it out president elect joe biden beginning to build out his cabinet with a Diverse Group including janet yellen for treasury secretary and former secretary of state john kerry to serve as a special envoy on the Climate Crisis jimmy yeah, janet yellen and john kerry whoa, baby, get pumped [ laughter ] meanwhile, when i saw those people, i was like, wait, none of them have been on a game show . [ light laughter ] looking at bidens cabinet versus trumps is basically like comparing the white house to animal house. Listen to this joe biden announced his picks for his president ial cabinet this week. And this is cool, we actually got our hands on the voicemails biden left for his cabinet members telling them the good news this first one is for his secretary of state, Antony Blinken take a listen. Whats up, skip just calling ya know youre my secretary of state. Hey, remember the days when you could marry the secretary . Youd go, hey, missy. I have an appointment to see the boss man, but now im wondering if i could take you to the egg cream stand. [ laughter ] jimmy this next voicemail is for secretary of homeland security, Alejandro Mayorkas hey, alejandro. I need you to keep our country safe from the bad guys, like teenyboppers who smash your mailbox with a bat from the backseat of a winnebago, or polish guys at the ymca who slap your back when youre wearing a wet tshirt. [ light laughter ] jimmy and finally, this voicemail is for the new treasury secretary, janet yellen god, how many of these do i have left . Oh, im on janet yellen youd be responsible for deciding which money is best im partial to the nickel because its given us so many classic games. Roll the nickel down the hill. Hop over the nickel. Tease the nickel taste the nickel this mailbox is now full. Goodbye. Jimmy yeah, thats [ applause ] hop over the nickel. This was a one of my favorite games some tv news i heard that the Queens Gambit just became the most watched scripted limited series on netflix its amazing all it took was closing every bar, gym and restaurant in america to get people to care [ laughter ] about chess. [ applause ] and thanks to the Queens Gambit, sales of chess sets are way up right now, elves in santas workshop are like, is this some kind of joke . Whats [ laughter ] chess sets . The most popular games are puzzles and chess, so get ready for the hottest christmas of 1927 [ laughter ] itll be weird when kids are like, is it a chess set oh, its just a ps5. [ laughter ] thanks, santa. It reminds me of when the great Great British baking show debuted on netflix, and sales of type 2 diabetes medication skyrocketed [ laughter ] reminds me of that get this i heard that a lot of peloton customers are upset because their orders have been delayed for months yup. Right now, customers are like, how am i supposed to regret buying this thing if it never comes . [ laughter ] [ applause ] you can tell peloton is getting desperate. Today they mailed people a a schwinn with a nineinch tv duct taped to it [ laughter ] hey guys, the news can sometimes be pretty heavy. So i thought id take a second to focus, in a poetic way, on some of the news stories that you might have missed that are a bit lighter. Youll see what i mean its time for in lighter news. [ cheers and applause jimmy roses are red, violets are symmetric. 15 philadelphia mobsters indicted including tony meatballs and joey electric. [ laughter ] [ applause ] roses are red, violets are plants brawl at colorado innout ends with customer losing his pants [ applause ] roses are red, violets have grace. Martial artist removes 68 bottle caps in 1 minute using his face [ applause ] roses are red, violets are glum fedup driver makes his son stand in sixfoot pothole to prove how huge its become [ laughter ] [ applause ] and finally, roses are red, violets are daft two pilots under investigation for drawing gigantic penis with aircraft [ laughter ] [ applause ] and finally, here is news from overseas Queen ElizabethJust Launched her on brand of gin. Yeah, im excited about this cause i think were a month away from the queen launching her own line of vape pens. We have a great show, everybody. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, thank you very much, everybody. Appreciate it. Guys, last night after our show, we all went down, me and the roots, or the roots and i went down to me and the roots, right went down to macys to rehearse our performance in the thanksgiving day parade. Questlove yeah jimmy yeah, it really fun. Obviously socially distant, safe and all of that but we didnt know if were going to do a parade this year or not or anything tariq yup. Jimmy we actually didnt know then we got the call from nbc. They were like, hey, would you like to be part of it . And how do you say no to that . So we were like, yeah, lets do it. We got to show up. So i was like, are we going to be on a float . cause usually were on a muffin or something. [ light laughter ] tariq right. Jimmy weve been on a guitar questlove guitar tariq yeah jimmy a muffin questlove sesame street. Tariq yeah jimmy which one . Tariq sesame street. Questlove sesame street. Jimmy oh, yeah, sesame street. We were in a house with those guys questlove yeah tariq werent we on a train before jimmy i think first year on a train tariq yeah questlove yeah jimmy yeah, were on a a train. But any so anyways, i said, what float . They said, no float. Questlove aw jimmy you guys are you guys are dancing in the street i go, alright, cool i got you. So were going to be out there on the street doing it up. Its going to be fun its going down thanksgiving morning. We i asked around i found out how theyre doing theyre doing some of the balloons, i think. I think theyre just going around macys . In and out of the revolving door [ laughter ] questlove with a balloon jimmy with a giant balloon, yeah theyre just shoving it through. [ laughter ] they go, what is that . And they go, just trust me, its snoopy. [ light laughter ] just trust we couldnt blow it up. But trust me, thats snoopy and thats yeah but, no, they have some cool ideas. They are going to do something different. Its just its exciting cause you cant you cant not do the parade. You got do the parade. Tariq yeah jimmy yeah so its going down and well be there. They have all sorts of fun performances i heard hamilton, i heard i heard mean girls. Tariq got to have your rockettes. Jimmy i think thats what going to bring a bring a a tear to me eye [ light laughter ] thats what they say it brings out the irish brogue. Tariq yeah, man. Jimmy you know questlove its cool. Jimmy and it bring tariq mine too jimmy yeah and what what happens what happens when youre irish voice comes out . What does it sound like there . Tariq i start to sound like popeye i go, oh, ga, ga, ga, ga. Jimmy oh, yeah [ laughter ] yeah he will not there this year, popeye tariq right. Jimmy no, no, no theyll wheel him out through the revolving door they go, thats popeye. Trust me. Thats all going down. It was so exciting to see everybody. Yeah, hopefully the rockettes. Thats going to be the one its going to be cool. But obviously hosted by savannah, im assuming, al and hoda but anyways, the thanksgiving day parade is just so special to us. And its going to happen, rain or shine were going to be there. We got to be there for you guys [ cheers and applause keep your tvs on nbc because thanksgiving show our thanksgiving show were doing a brand new show for you guys, its giant that night. So after the big game, we have Jerry Seinfeld on our show [ cheers and applause and we have talk and a a performance from bad bunny [ cheers and applause so come on, set your dvrs, set your tivos record the tonight show this thursday its going to be fun but first, we have a great show for you tonight. From morning joe on msnbc, Joe Scarborough [ cheers and applause and Mika Brzezinski are here [ cheers and applause and joe wrote the new book saving freedom which is out today. Also, you can see him in the new film uncle frank on Amazon Prime Video, paul bettany is here [ cheers and applause and we got great music, as we always do, from internet money featuring gunna, don toliver and nav. [ cheers and applause i mentioned a couple weeks ago, i was doing i have i released a christmas book right here i always keep it in the top drawer barely even closed just a slit its just a its just this its like a tariq i thought i thought that was an envelope slot jimmy yeah well, its actually for thick books. [ light laughter ] i wrote this i penned this book, 5 more sleeps til christmas. And i was i was i had to sign a couple of them, you know, to send out. So i want to be in the Christmas Spirit so i put on a lifetime holiday movie. And as im watching the movie, my name is just in the movie like, i had no idea. I was just watching. It was called christmas pen pals. It was awesome i loved it by the way, i highly recommend it i was really fun [ light laughter ] i loved it i watched it again and i made other people watch it. I go, trust me. This is tariq oh yeah. Jimmy a winner. Tariq we know. Questlove yeah jimmy its my jam. Tariq yeah jimmy yeah tariq we all watched it. Questlove seen it a few times over jimmy well well, lets take a look at the clip in case you missed it. [ laughter ] so then, i get an offer on the apartment. Its insanely over asking price and youll never guess who the buyer was jimmy yeah jimmy fallon. Jimmy oh yeah. No way, i love him. Oh, hes great. Hes great really shy if you can believe it [ laughter ] tariq yeah questlove wait, whyd you get the side eye from [ applause ] jimmy yeah, i go what does he say hes a nice guy if you believe it tariq shy. Oh, she said jimmy oh, shy. Hes really shy if you can believe it tariq yeah jimmy i am pretty shy. But they so he sold me an overpriced apartment apparently [ light laughter ] in this movie. And i was like, did i just hear this is so weird so i rewound it. Yeah you wouldnt believe who bought the overpriced apartment and i talked about it on the show, and i said, lifetime, you can use my name for any generic conversation in your holiday movies, go for it. You have my permission, and apparently, they heard me. So this season, theyre throwing them in a couple two have already haired. We have do we have a clip of the two that have aired already . Take a look. We can have a donation box where people can give money for the toy drive. They dont call me the jimmy fallon of maple grove for nothing. I hear jimmy fallon does this every year. Jimmy fallon works for santa . Oh, yeah, big time. Jimmy yeah yeah. This is better than Jimmy Jimmy Fallon works for santa . Oh, yeah they dont call me the jimmy fallon of maple what was the first one . Tariq maple grove. Jimmy maple grove. We can just show that first one more time, real quick. [ laughter ] we can have a donation box or a sign with instructions where people can give money to the toy drive. Ill host, of course they dont call me the jimmy fallon of maple grove for nothing. [ laughter ] tariq she gave a little jimmy yeah, a little shimmy on that one. I loved it, man. I have them all on dvr because i want to make sure that i i watch them in blocks i cant but anyways they hinted that there is another one coming up on friday called dear christmas. I dont flow where it is its like easter eggs. So if you watch the thing if you wait around, once you hear my name i dont know, again, if its good or bad. Tariq make everyone do it. Everybody do it. You need some sort of challenge. Jimmy yeah questlove if folks are able to string together an actual scene that makes sense with using all the dialogue where jimmy fallon is mentioned in the lifetime holiday specials. Jimmy that is a bigger thing. Questlove yeah jimmy i want to go international too. [ laughter ] i mean, like, you wouldnt believe who i ripped off this morning. Tariq dream big, go ahead. Jimmy from american telly, jimmy fallon. He brought this crappy tree and i selled it to him he got totally ripped off. You wouldnt believe he is a little shy in person [ laughter ] i love that they took it i love that they did it. Thank you, lifetime. I will be watching i will be listening. [ applause ] im like santa, man. You better watch out i know what youre doing i know if youre naughty or nice i dig it, lifetime thank you so much. Stick around, guys we will be right back with more tonight show. Come on back vo thirteen years ago, subaru created the share the love event. Where our new owners could choose a national or hometown charity. And subaru and our retailers would proudly make a donation. But now, in times like these, companies are having a hard choice to make. But subaru is more than a car company. And as charities struggle, we cannot just stand by. Which is why we plan to donate over twenty four Million Dollars, again this year. The subaru share the love event, going on now. And along the way, we noticed wevsomething was missing. Asts. A warm cinnamon roll for breakfast, or with breakfast. A fluffy blueberry muffin, from the drive thru youre already driving through. A glazed apple fritter, which might find its way into your coffee. These are options every breakfasthaver should have, and now. They do. Meet the new bakery sweets at mcdonalds ba da ba ba ba life doesnt stop for a cold. [man] honey. [woman] honey thats why theres new dayquil severe honey. Its maximum strength cold and flu medicine with soothing honeylicious taste. Dayquil honey. The daytime coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, power through your day medicine. Its not about how far apart we are, its about how close we can be. So were bringing out our best deal on the new iphone 12 with 5g, on every plan. Right now, get the iphone 12 on us on every single plan. Switch now and save 20 on your bill versus the other guys. Thats the best value in wireless. Thats right. The iphone 12 on us. On americas largest 5g network. And save 20 per month. Its time to holiday on. Its time for tmobile. Make yoat ross ays happen. Surprise ahhh yes i love it you dont have to spend a lot to give a lot to the ones who mean the most. Youve got the holidays, and weve got you, with the best bargains ever. At ross. Yes for less yep get the gifts you love. Yesss . For everyone on your list. Youve got the holidays, and weve got you. With all the gift for less. At ross. Yes for less jimmy my first guests tonight are cohosts of morning joe which airs weekday mornings at 6 00 a. M. On msnbc here are Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski. Hey, how you doing . Jimmy nice to see you. There is a lot i want to talk to you both about. First of all, thank you for just surviving this election cycle. This has been pretty crazy or a presidency yeah, no, its been a crazy four or five years so, i think all of us are exhausted. We actually thought before 2016 we told our boss, phil griffin, at msnbc i said, listen, after hillary wins, this is exhausting. Take a break. Were going to take were going to take about twomonth break. And that never happened. Never jimmy no and i also want to mention, congrats on your anniversary is it two years married for you guys [ laughter ] well, you know, its very interesting, jimmy, you actually say that. Actually thank you i know that i know that too and you know that i know that jimmy uhoh. Right before we came on the show, and i turned to mika and i said, hey, do you know what today is, honey . And she said, no, why . No, come on i didnt know jimmy oh, my goodness. Its our two year anniversary. She still doesnt know what month i was born in. So thats my listen my birthday so it doesnt matter when we did the show this morning and i said what the date was to everybody, something hit me that it was a a special day. Jimmy you knew it was special. No. Jimmy yeah well, see it was something about it something jimmy some of us some of us knew it was special and it really is now. Now its doubly special. Congrats on that, guys i love seeing you guys together i love seeing you separately as well but together, its unbelievable its magic you guys were hosting a special saturday edition they kept adding these special editions of your show of morning joe. Yeah, it just kept going. Jimmy and, man, i honestly i applaud you. Thank you so much. The American People thank you for just being on the air. But you msnbc made the call that joe biden had become president elect. Joe, what was it like for you to to make that announcement well, you know, something happened to me that has never happened before in, like, what, 17 years in television i had somebody say into my ear that joe biden is going alex. To be the 46th president of the united states. Our ep alex said that. And i was supposed to, you know, do the brian williams, we have just received hes good at it word that jimmy yeah joe biden will be the next president of the united states. I got joe biden is and then i had to stop and i got worried because the last thing i wanted to do was have anybody hear any emotion in my voice we were, especially since it was election coverage, i wanted to play it straight down the middle everybody knew that we were supporting joe biden over President Trump. But at the same time, the last thing i wanted to do was get emotional. Start crying. With a cronkite moment, taking off my glasses. So, i said, mika. Jimmy yeah and she said she did the whole thing. Jimmy well, your work has paid off msnbc and your show in particular have been fantastic in the ratings so congrats on that if that makes you feel any better. But i dont know if you care at this point, youre like, lets just nope. Jimmy we just want a weekend off. Yes yeah, exactly jimmy it feels like theres never been a slow new day during trumps presidency. There hasnt been in fact, since the campaign, and as joe said, we wanted every time you want to take a break, every time you go take a break, it follows you. Jimmy Something Else and now, literally, in this pandemic, you cannot leave your job. It is there with you 24 7. And with this president , it has been one you know what after another. Jimmy yeah, is this going to change the pace of all news shows in general i hope. I mean, dont you hope yeah. Id take boring we cant wait to be boring jimmy yeah yeah, i mean, i do think though actually one of the problems over the past four years, actually probably over the past couple of decades is that politics has become a a blood sport. People turn to their channel they root you call it a shock opera yeah yeah, it is a shock opera, and people root for their team, root for their side. I think we have been desensitized as well to shocking news from the presidency jimmy yeah and its going to take a long time to unwind this no matter what side of this youre on. Jimmy yeah and both sides watch your show. I will say that, too its good to have the conversation with them absolutely. Yeah, it is and i think, you know, we used to go and give an awful lot of speeches to civic groups and we just stopped doing it over the past several years in colleges because things became so intense. It used to be that mika would get up and she would take the more liberal view. Id take the more conservative view we switched all around. We had this really fun back and forth. And lets just say, the fun has gone away a little bit in the past couple years when it comes to talking about politics. Lets hope we can get back to a place where we can talk civilly about it again and at least be operating from the same set of facts. Well, jimmy, when the show started so i was sort of the straight man and then i saw myself on saturday night live and realized whats happened over the past four years is weve switched roles jimmy yeah and ive become the crazy one. You know, the funny thing is everybody called us he has driven me crazy. Not me, donald trump. Jimmy do you think that hes going to concede. No, hes not going to concede, right . Mika nope. Jimmy no we have a bet on this thats all im going to say and im going to win and its a lot because i bet when i bet, i bet for a lot of money jimmy yeah joe, why do you think that its taking so long for republicans to acknowledge bidens win yeah, i wish i knew you know, i was these people are my colleagues. I served with them your friends. When i was young. When i was 30 i got elected to congress and i served with a a lot of these people for eight years in congress. Seven, eight years in congress and ive known them for almost a quarter of a century, and i just dont recognize some of them i mean, these are people, we worked together. We fought the good fight together we were used to you know, there were a lot of times when many of us were trying to run Newt Gingrich out of town and sort of leading a coup against his speakership. And we were doing it because we didnt feel like he was following his word, that he was keeping his word and to see a lot of these people just sort of blindly follow donald trump over the past four years and say nothing when President Trump actually was talking the last two weeks of the campaign about throwing joe biden in jail having his attorney general throw joe biden in jail. That is something that happens in russia. Its bizarre and i just kept waiting for my friends to speak up. And they just didnt do it jimmy you never got, like, a little wink, like a little jack nicholson, like, in cuckoos nest like yeah. Nothing [ laughter ] jimmy nothing. Yeah, they all do. No, they will all give you the little wink off camera and we go, oh, yeah, we know hes crazy oh, yeah. But that really does does none of us any good. People needed to start saying it on camera, and for whatever reason, they just couldnt bring themselves to do it. Jimmy theres more i want to talk to you guys about. Can you stick around for a a couple more minutes . Would love to absolutely. Jimmy oh, i love it. More with Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski after the break. Come on back, everybody. Shall i put her in snow mode . Nope what about offroad mode . Nah. Sport mode it is. Lets see what this baby can do. Or. We could check out that Farmers Market . No you know what . Ill be in chill mode. button click if anyone needs me. Propilot assist with navilink. Available on the allnew nissan rogue. When panhe doesnt justs mmake a pizza. He uses fresh, clean ingredients to make a masterpiece. Taste our delicious new flatbread pizzas today. Panera. [gas splashing in tank] the Bulleit Frontier Fund is making a commitment to help bartenders keep doing what they do best. Lets keep our bartenders pouring. To help bartenders keep doing what they do best. Hersheys. The original cookies n creme. Tonight, try pure zzzs all night. Unlike other sleep aids, our extended release melatonin helps you sleep longer. And longer. Zzzquil pure zzzs all night. Fall asleep. Stay asleep. Weve got something for you. Thank you. I love it. Cheers. Acqua di gio profondo, the new intensity Giorgio Armani at macys the fragrance destination hello hello there he go, my baby never answers in the room steps outside, or puts it on snooze he just do whatever he do ou ee ou ou ee ou hello hello hello hello hello hello jimmy welcome back im here with Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski. Guys, i wanted to ask you quickly because thanksgiving is a couple days away, and while many families wont be celebrating together this year even when families do get together virtually, politics inevitably come up mika, you and joe notably dont agree on everything politically. I find that mmmm jimmy so fun to watch. And i think you do it you do it perfectly do you have advice for families that dont have the same political beliefs . Dont talk. I mean, just literally, dont talk about it for thanksgiving but seriously, dont text about it you need to see your Family Member face to face, and understand their whole reality, and maybe pull back on politics because this will take some time to understand each others position boy, mika knows about this firsthand because during the iraq war, her brother whos a republican, worked for don rumsfeld in the pentagon and her dad, of course it was was fiercely opposed to the iraq war and, mika, how did that end up there was a very bad thanksgiving dinner and i would just suggest that everybody be grateful we have our health if we want to stay healthy, dont gather, and dont talk, and have a great time. [ laughter ] jimmy joe, your new book, saving freedom, is out today its about president harry truman how did you decide to write about him. I dont know much about truman thats why. You know, truman was an extraordinary president. Hes a guy that was always underestimated when fdr decided to select him in 1944 as a compromise they called him the second missouri compromise. His own chief of staff said, who the hell is harry truman . Well, he got elected vice president. Fdr died three months later after they get sworn in. And after his first cabinet meeting, his secretary of defense came over and was like, hey hey, come here hey. Weve got something called an atomic bomb. And so harry truman had to talk about learning on the job he had to learn very quickly but not only did he guide america to victory in world war ii at the end, but he also, he created this postwar structure. And so here was this guy that again, he was called a strange little man by the top historian of his time. The New York Times called him a rube Time Magazine called him the mousey little man from missouri but he had such a successful presidency painful that historians now, despite the fact he left office with a a 22 approval rating, the lowest ever historians today consider him to be the most significant president in Foreign Policy over the past 75 years and in his time, Winston Churchill said that no one more than harry truman saved western civilization jimmy wow. So an incredible story about this this underestimated man from missouri. Jimmy im excited to give it a read. Saving freedom is available now. Its out today thank you both for being here, and every time i see you guys, i think of when we first started on late night and how good you guys were to me and our team over here so thanks again, guys, and hopefully you have a very safe and happy thanksgiving you, too. Thank you so much. Thank you so much happy anniversary, joe [ laughter ] oh. Thank you, mika. Glad you remembered. Jimmy happy anniversary. Joe scarborough, Mika Brzezinski, everybody you can see them on morning joe airing weekdays at 6 00 a. M. On msnbc, and joes book, saving freedom truman, the cold war, and the fight for western civilization is out now well be right back with paul bettany, everyone stick around this year, our driveways have brought us all closer together. And been our gateways to the world. For over 30 years, lexus has been celebrating driveway moments. Heres to one more. The lexus december to remember sales event. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. So get the 5g americas been waiting for. The lexus december to remember sales event. Verizon 5g is next level. announcer unlimited plans start at just 35, with entertainment the whole family will love. Switch now and get 1,350 off our best 5g phones. Only on verizon. Weve got something for you. Thank you. I love it. Cheers. Ojust one jar of olay retinol24 . Hydrates better than the 100 retinol cream. For smooth, bright skin or your money back. Olay. Face anything. And try new retinol24 max. When panhe doesnt justs mmake a pizza. He uses fresh, clean ingredients to make a masterpiece. Taste our delicious new flatbread pizzas today. Panera. So get the 5g americas been waiting for. Verizon 5g is next level. announcer unlimited plans start at just 35, with entertainment the whole family will love. Switch now and get 1,350 off our best 5g phones. Only on verizon. That came from me. Really. My first idea was in one quarter of an hour, your savings will tower. Over you. Figuratively speaking. But thats not catchy, is it . Thats not going to swim about in your brain. So i thought, what about. 15 minutes. 15 percent. Serendipity. 15 minutes could save you 15 or more on car insurance. Youre con the clock,the go, and on your way. Hang on a second. Whats the rush . Know the speed limit, go the speed limit, and slow the fast down. Go safely, california. Take a quick break,ite, jump on a quick call. Next time you take a quick trip, how about this . Take a second, take your time, and slow the fast down. Go safely, california. Jimmy my next guest is a a very talented actor. He stars in the new film uncle frank, which begins streaming tomorrow on Amazon Prime Video heres our pal paul bettany. Paul, it is great to see you come on, what is the what . I mean, just im going to be the worst interview ever nothing fun or kind or even noteworthy has happened to me in nine months jimmy well so, you know, good luck with your interview [ laughter ] jimmy well, i will say, how about thanksgiving is two days away. Oh, yeah. Jimmy are you excited about that that should be fun no, not really. No, i mean, here is the thing about thanksgiving i have been here i have lived here for 20 years i still have no idea what its for. I mean, is it like a dress rehearsal for christmas or something . I mean what is the youre giving thanks. Whats the point of it . Say what . Are we giving thanks . Okay, well, you can give thanks for i have been listening for two decades to all of my american friends bitching and moaning about having to go see their dreadful right wing republican inlaws, and then, finally, theyve got an excuse not to go, and everybody is suddenly like, oh, my god, you cant take thanksgiving away. I mean, i literally, i dont understand it. I mean, i got to say, i do like the i do like the food except you do a few weird things well, not even weird, but unholy like, you put marshmallows on top of Sweet Potatoes and stuff [ laughter ] which is like, are you are trying to bring on the rapture . [ laughter ] jimmy some people, yeah. I understand that one took it a little bit too far, but yeah. I want to talk about your new film, uncle frank. Before though, i want to mention your new Marvel Disney plus show that is coming soon. That i cannot wait for wandavision, its basically a marvel sitcom and you filmed it from a live studio audience it looks like its from the 50s or the 40s, like i love lucy type of thing. What was that like for you to film in front of a live studio audience to do a sitcom i was incredibly nervous about the whole thing. I havent been in front of a a live studio audience for 20 years or Something Like that and then, i you know, it just really pointed out great things about my character, like how shallow i am because you have this really you have this trapped studio you know this, you have a trapped audience they feel obliged to laugh jimmy theyre not trapped. They want to be here they want to be they love to laugh. No one is trapped. They are psyched and then, you recite these lines, you could see paul bettany at his best, and just to see you in person would be fun but then, you get to crack jokes. And, i think you get to crack jokes . It actually reminded me of a a time where i was i was in i was in the Czech Republic and i was making a movie called a knights tale, and i had to do these speeches in english in front of a czech audience, and they had to laugh uproariously, and of course, they didnt understand a word i was saying, so they wrote these cards that said laugh in czech. And they would lift them up and everybody would laugh, and there was literally no beginning to my debts. Because i felt like i was killing people, you know what i mean jimmy yeah, no, you feel that way you go, oh, come on, dont fake laugh at me. Please, either earn it or dont earn it, yeah. Oh, god, i did not feel that i felt the absolute opposite of that it was enough for me jimmy oh, really oh, that would have driven me crazy. Oh, i dont have any personal resources i mean, im incredibly shallow so like, just the action of people laughing was enough for me they didnt even need to mean it jimmy so you were actually just going, like, this is the way it is. This is the way it should be when i say the thing, you laugh. 100 . 100 i found i have found my wheel house. I have ruined my life. [ laughter ] i wasted my life i shouldve been in sitcoms the whole time thats what i shouldve yeah, totally. Jimmy it looks so cool its like black and white, but its in hd it just looks i dont know how to describe it wandavision. Im looking forward to it. Disney plus. But i want to talk about your new film, uncle frank. It premiered at sundance and its getting great reviews you in particular are getting great reviews. Can you set up this film it is part coming of age story, and that part is taken care of by sofia lewis, whos just amazing in the movie, and its part coming out story, which i deal with. I play this guy called frank, hes from South Carolina but he is living in new york in the 70s and he has a partner, who is a man, who is played by peter macdissi, whose name is wally. And he is keeping the two parts of his life separate, and he hasnt come out to his family in the south and the death of his father means that he has to he has to head home to the south. And the two parts the two parts of his life just come sort of crashing together. And its its a moving film but with jokes jimmy well, hopefully, people can watch this and get a few laughs, but also, start some conversations its awesome that you did this bud. I want to show everyone a clip here is paul bettany in uncle frank, take a look at this. So that is two rooms at 14 each i dont think we need two rooms. We can make do with one if you have a cot what is the relationship . Hmm the relationship between the two of you and the young lady over there . Oh, shes my niece. Im his nephew im afraid im going to need the young lady to stay in her own room yeah. That makes sense okay. Jimmy paul bettany, everybody. Uncle frank begins streaming on Amazon Prime Video tomorrow paul, any time in the world, if youre feeling down, you can come on my show, and thats my job to flip it around. Youre the funniest and the coolest. We love you buddy. Congrats and come back whenever i love you too, man jimmy well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. Bye bud. Much love, bye. Weve made a lot of breakfasts. And along the way, we noticed something was missing. A warm cinnamon roll for breakfast, or with breakfast. A fluffy blueberry muffin, from the drive thru youre already driving through. A glazed apple fritter, which might find its way into your coffee. These are options every breakfasthaver should have, and now. They do. Meet the new bakery sweets at mcdonalds ba da ba ba ba charmin ultra soft is so soft much are you hon . Youll have to remind your family they can use less. Charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. Enjoy the go with charmin. Hersheys. The original cookies n creme. boy r hhelping kids. S. dad helping families. women helping pets. vo these are the lives subaru retailers have impacted in our communities, through our support of over fourteen hundred Hometown Charities. In fact, subaru and our retailers will have proudly donated over two hundred Million Dollars to national and Hometown Charities through the subaru share the love event. vo get 0 for 63 months and subaru will donate 250 dollars to charity. Only one of them is always ripe for the picking. V8 the original Plant Powered drink. Veg up. Now roomba vacuums exactly where you need it. Hey google, tell roomba to vacuum the kitchen counter. And offers personalized cleaning suggestions for a clean unique to you and your home. Roomba and the irobot home app. Only from irobot. Thats why weve merged with sprint. Get more. Now its about to get even better. And as we work to integrate sprints network, our nationwide 5g keeps getting stronger. With the capacity and coverage to reach more people and places across the country. Who says you cant have it all. Now is the time for 5g. Now is the time to join tmobile. Cheddar, jalapeno and sour cream onion the spicy nacho stack. I wish i could stack pringles but i dont have hands or a mouth to. Cool, play my dance playlist. Theres a flavor stack for everyone. Sort of. [spoon clinking in mug] the Bulleit Frontier Fund is making a commitment to help bartenders keep doing what they do best. [spoon clinking in glass] lets keep our bartenders pouring. Smooth driving pays off with allstate, the safer you drive the more you save you never been in better hands allstate click or call for a quote today you never been in better hands allstate [phone rings] sore throat pain . Try new Vicks Vapocool drops in honey lemon chill for a fastacting rush of relief like youve never tasted in. Honey lemon ahh woo Vicks Vapocool drops now in honey lemon chill lets see what youve got, oculus. Dont look down, dont look down ooh. Shouldnt have looked downnn whoo its ok. Im ok. Lets go. Hey. How do i. . Relax. Get into it yeah ive got it whoa. Rated e for everyone. Jimmy performing their hit lemonade, heres internet money with gunna, don toliver, and nav candy bars suicide door a brand new ba College Girls give a head in my rafs rockstar life so much money ill make you laugh hey they hate and you cant miss what you never had he off the juic dirty got me tripping copped the coup woke up roof was missing ice lemonade is drippin ice lemonad my neck was drippin boys got some 60 in my ba lips sealed aint pillow talkin im no rat in my earlobe got two karats vvs got a penthouse near rodeo off of stress all this money when i gre up i had nothing filled with backstabbers my old life was disgusting cant believe it gott thank god that im living comfortably getting checks i dont believe her she says sh done with me burnt some bridges and i let the fire light the way kickin my feet up left the pjs on a pj yeah im a big dog and i walk around with no leash i got water on me yea everything on fiji candy bars suicide door a brand new ba College Girls give head in my rafs rockstar life so much money ill make you laugh hey bs they hate and you cant miss what you never had he off the juic dirty got me tripping copped the coup woke up roof was missing ice lemonade my neck was drippin ice lemonad my neck was drippin im a rockstar play guitars sippin wock ayy adda bars ay i was 15 i was sipping with my dawgs ayy i feel gnarly put up a stick and i hop on a plane still in my war ways its so risky i gotta be gifte he blessed me with fortune and fame i remember from 5 i couldnt go back empty i know i was stuck in that game im loyal and il never change nah im never gon g against the grain ah never gon be the one tur on my brother when polic has got him detained i would never love a more than my mother and thats on my government nam im hating on no one i wish everybody get paid cause we counting up every day getting high til i land in the grave candy bars suicide door a brand new ba College Girls give a head in my rafs rockstar life so much money ill make you laugh hey they hate and you cant miss what you never had he off the juic dirty got me tripping copped the coup woke up roof was missing ice lemonade my neck was drippin ice lemon ic [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you to internet money, gunna, don toliver, and nav more tonight show when we come back, everybody heart monitors that let your doctor watch over you, just like you watch over your best friend. Another lifechanging technology from abbott, so you dont wait for life. You live it. Another lifechanging technology from abbott, if i could, baby id how can i, when you wont take it from me. You can go your own way. Xfinity mobiles fast nationwide 5g network meets the first iphone with 5g. Get the new iphone 12 on xfinity mobile. And right now, get 250 off. Learn more at an xfinity store today. Jimmy thank you all for watching stay safe out there. Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Dont touch your face. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight, everybody