Santa claus is coming too fast, the naughty elf about an elf on a shelf watching you have sex on a sink. And a threesome for christmas, but the women dont kiss. Time to get your sugar plums off and your nuts cracked. Hallmark after dark. We realize weve gone too far, but were panicking over here. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes aaron paul and musical guest idina menzel, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey how are ya . Beautiful cheers and applause lovely hey hello, jon happy monday whats going on, lewis, jon audience chanting stephen come on come on cheers and applause just keep going piano riff whats up . Welcome one and all to the late show. Welcome, everybody. Im your host Stephen Colbert. It is december already, i cant believe it. Its december 16th. The holidays are bearing down on us like a pack of
It will all open up. We have to win. Our country is counting on it. This is the biggest. This is it. Our country can go in a horrible, horrible direction or in an even greater interaction. They dont like joe biden. I think were going to get a lot of votes. They are going to raise your taxes, quadruple your taxes. They are going to add onto the regulations, all these projects we got started that are great projects, they wont be able to get built. Dana the president set to lay out his second term agenda focusing on jobs, fighting the pandemic and defending Law Enforcement. President trump is set to appear all four nights of the convention. Jesse watters, beginning this week, your birthday and christmas all rolled into one. Jesse compared to the dnc drum circle of death, yes. This is going to be an rnc thats focused on optimism, opportunity, and american greatness, as you said. The second term agenda, jobs, energy, vaccine, china, law and order, space. Its powerful stuff. Joe is not going
He wants to lock down. Hell listen to the scientists. If i listened totally to the scientists we would have a country in a massive depression. Okay, President Trump making dr. Faucis point for him. Good morning and welcome to morning joe can we stop there for a second. Sure. Because exactly in first couple of minutes, we saw two contrasts of america. And one of them actually is based on science. Years of study. Centuries of study. Yeah. On education, on knowledge. On the very things that got us im serious here. Got us out of medieval times. Got us out of the middle ages, the age of enlightenment, the age of reason, and of medicine and science and learning versus Donald Trumps very medieval view of the world, of science yes, if you had listened to science, donald, 220,000 people wouldnt be dead right now. You know, its really, mika thats a fact. One of the more surprising things for me have been a number of friends, some very good friends that i have. A number of friends, number of acqu
Russia investigation. And the department of justice is deeply divided tonight because of the influence of donald trump. As he tries to vindicate his allies and to exact revenge on his perceived enemies. Heres what attorney general bill barr wants you to believe. The president has never asked me to do anything in a criminal case. If he were to say, you know, go investigate somebody because and and you sense its because theyre a political opponent, then an attorney general shouldnt carry that out. Wouldnt carry that out. Thats what you might call a red herring. We will discuss that. Just hours after bill barr said that, we learned that he has assigned an outside prosecutor to review the criminal investigation of a trump loyalist. Trumps former National Security advisor michael flynn. Lets just remember that michael flynn, a retired general, pleaded guilty to lying to the fbi in investigation in the investigation into russian interference two years ago. Interestingly, and somewhat mysteri
President s impeachment and the russia investigation. And the department of justice is deeply divided tonight because of the influence of donald trump. As he tries to vindicate his allies and to exact revenge on his perceived enemies. Heres what attorney general bill barr wants you to believe. The president has never asked me to do anything in a criminal case. If he were to say, you know, go investigate somebody because and and you sense its because theyre a political opponent, then an attorney general shouldnt carry that out. Wouldnt carry that out. Thats what you might call a red herring. We will discuss that. Joust hours after bill barr said that, we learned that he has assigned an outside prosecutor to review the criminal investigation of a trump loyalist. Trumps former National Security advisor michael flynn. Lets just remember that michael flynn, a retired general, pleaded guilty to lying to the fbi in investigation in the investigation into russian interference two years ago. In