Questlove 1173 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. What a crowd what a great crowd already welcome everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause weve got a great show for you guys tonight well you guys, this is huge, earlier today, House Democrats unveiled the official articles of impeachment against president trump, which the media called giant, historic, and a very big deal. Thats right, the impeachment has now reached baby yoda status [ laughter ] as she announced the charges against trump, nancy pelosi called it a solemn day. Yeah, you could barely tell she was flossing behind the podium [ laughter ] the charges against the president are very grave a solemn day. [ cheers and applause at the press conference, adam schiff said for congress, the impeachment is not a matter of facts, it is rather a question of duty. Trump heard that and was like, hey, speaking of question of duty, how many times do you flush . I must do the mid teens. [ laughter ] meanwhile, Committee Chairman jerry nadler said trump, consistently puts himself above the country. And in response, trump accused nadler of consistently putting his pants above his nipples. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause nadler then said, we must be clear, no one, not even the president is above the law. Yeah, its strange, but it seemed like nadler kept using Steven Seagal movies to explain the impeachment. [ laughter ] first, he said, not even the president is above the law. Then he said, trump has left our democracy under siege, and that we made a poor, executive decision. [ laughter ] and, its congress job to be out for justice. And finally, nadler said that, even though trumps hair is red on top, theres also a fire down below. [ laughter ] he kept doing it steve there you go [ cheers and applause jimmy while the democrats were unveiling their articles of impeachment against trump, there was a photo taken at the press Conference Take a look at this. Yeah, and you can kind of tell what everyone is thinking. [ laughter ] for instance, nancy pelosi is thinking, remember, serious on the outside, Christmas Morning on the inside. [ laughter ] Carolyn Maloney is thinking, i think those five shots of jaeger were a bad idea. [ laughter ] here, you could tell eliot engel is thinking, i think theres some soup on my mustache better get it real quick. [ laughter ] also, jerry nadler is thinking, when does a tie get so wide that its considered a scarf . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause finally, the painting of George Washington is thinking, i shouldnt have gotten my wife a peloton for christmas. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i just said it dont do it. [ applause ] after the press conference, a reporter on msnbc was trying to break down the articles of impeachment at the capitol, but had some competition take a look at this. Walk us through these two specific articles of impeachment. Yeah, recording from the halls of congress which as you can hear are filled with the sounds of holiday cheer. So, lets just go with it. Going through this short document, theres two things that they were trying to demonstrate here jimmy wow. Is nancy pelosi in a good mood or what . Its like some 2020 news, Democratic Candidates have until thursday to qualify for the next debate some of them are getting very desperate. Today, cory booker tried to gain support by wearing a Bernie Sanders wig i thought that was odd [ laughter ] well, this is a big deal i saw that russia has been banned from competing in the 2020 olympics due to a doping scandal. Of course theyre disappointed, so to cheer up the athletes, russia has decided to hold its very own olympics and the events are pretty interesting. For example, you can compete in the 100 meter dash from [ laughter ] you can also compete in the chernobyl marathon [ audience ohs ] and finally, shirtless horse back riding. Its going to be very interesting. Steve wow. Jimmy very interesting [ cheers and applause steve cant wait jimmy you guys see this . I saw that a biblethemed video game is coming out, people are very excited about this, that allows you to perform miracles as jesus [ laughter ] we actually have a clip of the game this is the real game. This is the game apparently, theyve updated it, so you can perform some more modern miracles. Like putting a duvet on a comforter in less than ten minutes. [ laughter ] or turning water into white claw [ laughter ] or miracles like eating a Nature Valley granola bar without getting oat gravel all on your keyboard [ laughter ] and of course, knowing whether to swipe or insert the chip on the first try. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve not yet. Jimmy what steve not yet. Jimmy and finally, i saw that the ceo of away luggage is stepping down and shes being replaced with the executive from lululemon the guy from lululemon isnt sure if its a great fit but hes going to squeeze himself in there anyway. [ laughter ] we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. Hasan minhaj is here, everybody. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy we love him. Charlie puth is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause come on. Jimmy were going to talk to charlie, and hes going to perform for us as well hes a talented dude steve oh, hes a good dude jimmy guys, we have exactly, is this right is it eight shows left before we go on christmas break steve oh jimmy eight shows, which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause 12 days of christma sweaters eight days left jimmy thats right every show between now and christmas, well be giving one lucky audience member a glorious christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas. [ cheers and applause now, since there are eight shows left, lets open door number eight [ drum roll wow. Im gonna come tu. Fort, bud oh, beautiful. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause oh, my god this is like 30 pounds [ cheers and applause it is so heavy [ laughter ] hold on. What im not understanding this at all. This is the weirdest joy ham . Joy ham . Steve is that a severed hand jimmy what oh, five golden rings. [ everyone reacts wow. Steve one severed hand no, thats not true. Okay, door number eight, five golden rings i get it all right, now lets see whos going home with tonights sweater. Everyone, look at your seat number if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. Can i get a drum roll, please . [ drum roll who wants it who wants it, baby 420 [ cheers and applause oh, my goodness hi oh, my gosh. This is unbelievable 420 jimmy 420. Is that unbelievable thats great. Jimmy oh, my gosh. What is your name . Denise. Jimmy denise, where are you from utah. Jimmy hey, denise from utah [ cheers and applause welcome. From new york, welcome to the tonight show. In here you would totally use this sweater in utah. Thats great oh, yes jimmy theres snow up there. Thats great skiing. Jimmy skiing weather do you have anything like this no [ light laughter ] jimmy are you sure i love it jimmy this is pretty cool. Would you like to try it on . Yes jimmy its very heavy. Im not kidding. It really is [ light laughter ] im so excited. Jimmy yeah, this is denise, this is going to be i can already tell this is a a winner it is a little heavy, right . Yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you. Please turn around lets see. Wow [ cheers and applause fantastic. You look gorgeous youre a sweater model thats fantastic thank you denise from utah [ cheers and applause stick around well be right back with more tonight show everybody come on back [ cheers and applause we ordered 10,000 units. That sounds good. Pretty cool, huh . Theyre speaking to mom in japanese, and mom hears them in english. Can you understand me . Yes, i can understand you. Okay. I have a lot of questions. How do you guys fly . What does santa do in the summer . Is mrs. Claus a good cook . Do you guys get presents . Can you roller skate or ice skate . paul at spr sprintern lidays are a paul. R giving. paul aw thanks. And did you know you can give your family the gift of savings with both an unlimited plan. sprintern . And the powerful new iphone 11 included paul . For just 35 a month when you switch . sprintern whoa, what a deal paul and, sprint has a 100 total satisfaction guarantee so you and your family can try out the network and see the savings for yourself. sprintern so cool, now open it paul is it the iphone 11 . sprintern what . Howd you guess . For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, you guys welcome back i love you come on. [ cheers and applause happy holidays, everybody. Oh, my gosh. Guys, were always striving to get better here the the tonight show. Harder better faster stronger [ laughter ] so but before every show, we put out a suggestion box for our audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show, things you like to see us do. So tonight, lets look inside the audience suggestion box. [ cheers and applause look into the box the suggestion box jimmy the first one here is from matt ridley he says, hey, jimmy, i love at the end of the show when you high five everyone in the audience but with so many high fives, have you ever messed one up . Thats a great suggestion, its not really a suggestion. Steve well, yeah more of a [ laughter ] jimmy but have i ever messed one up . I go at the end of the show, i high five everybody and say thank you for being here, and i appreciate that. But there was that one time. Do you remember . Its a little embarrassing i wasnt looking i actually hit someone steve oh, yeah [ laughter ] jimmy we do have it . Do we have it . Dave, can you show that . This is embarrassing [ laughter ] [ thud ] [ laughter ] [ thud sounds that was embarrassing. Steve that was embarrassing [ cheers and applause jimmy that was real i was so embarrassed steve yeah, just by accident, you hit that guy jimmy i was so embarrassed after that he guys fine we got him a tshirt after the show steve sure [ laughter ] jimmy that was so that was so embarrassing. This was from Maria Mcdonald hey, jimmy, the new starbucks cup that say merry coffee seem a little strange to me. I dont know do you think merry coffee works as a holiday greeting . Thats a great question. Theres just one way to find out, to sing it. Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for the starbucks carolers [ cheers and applause we wish you a merry coffee we wish yo a merry coffee we wish you a merry coffee and a happy new guitar [ light laughter ] jimmy new guitar new guitar. Is there a newt your newt yore here . New year year jimmy new year new ohh. And a happy new year [ cheers and applause jimmy there you go give it up for the starbucks carolers everybody [ cheers and applause i think it works merry coffee, everybody. Here is another suggestion here this is from Rachel Rachel dawson. Steve oh jimmy hey jimmy, i was hoping you could help make a a Christmas Wish come true for my son chard. Steve like chard her sons name is chard. [ laughter ] all right. Chard. Chard . Jimmy come on, man come on. [ laughter ] jimmy, i was hoping you could help make a Christmas Wish come true for my son chard. [ laughter ] his favorite celebrities are robert de niro, paul mccartney, and the minions. And his Favorite Song is the 2007 hit the cupid shuffle. Can you somehow combine those . Well, were all about making dreams come true here at the tonight show, and we were able to pull some strings so ladies and gentlemen, give it up for robert de niro, paul mccartney, and a minion all doing the cupid shuffle. [ cheers and applause im going down down do your danc do your dance down down do your danc do your dance to the righ to the right to the right to the right to the left to the lef to the lef to the left now kic now kick now kick now kick m now walk it by yourself now walk it by yourself [ cheers and applause jimmy there you go thank you very much. Come on, that was fantastic. I hope that makes your christmas magical, chard thank you. Thank you guys for being here. Lets get another suggestion [ cheers and applause amazing. This ones from michael jorgan jimmy, i need help figuring out how to light my tree can you help . Oh, yeah lighting a tree can be tough but fortunately, we made a a little tutorial with our friend and Tree Lighting expert kevin melman take a look. Lighting a Christmas Tree can be overwhelming, but its really simple. You just string the lights around the tree in even layers with an even amount of space between. Then once youve done that, plug them in and witness the magic. [ short circuiting ] [ coughing ] thats how you light your tree back to you, jimmy jimmy aww, thank you very much i hope hes okay were down to our last suggestion here. [ applause ] this ones from jenny burke. It says, hey, jimmy, youre so close to radio city music hall if you shouted loud enough for the rockettes, could they hear you . Thats a great question. Lets try it out hey, rockettes [ screaming Rockettes Rockettes [ laughter ] i hear jimmy. Lets go [ cheers and applause jimmy wait i think theyre already here ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the radio city rockettes. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my gosh. Fantastic. Thank you so much. Thats all the time we have for audience suggestions box the Christmas Spectacular starring the radio city rockettes is running through january 5th at radio city music hall stick around well be right back with hasan minhaj [ cheers and applause the wait is over. Tmobile is lighting up 5g nationwide. While some 5g signals go only blocks, tmobile 5g goes miles. Beyond the big cities to the small towns. To the people. Now, millions of americans can have access to 5g on tmobile. And this is just the beginning. Tmobile, the first and only nationwide 5g network. Twice as long as the why law requires . Beam because whats a couple more years when you have seven generations looking over your shoulder. Dont. Even. Think about it. Jim beam. Raised right. i love watching the weather. Hello, my name is itsy bitsy. Rain again . robin hahahaha statler thats impossible. I always plan ahead lets try one more time. kermit ha robin, what do you think of the story so far . robin gee, ive always liked arachnids. Solid opening. Boy, cant wait to see how it ends. waldorf what a coincidence i cant wait for it to end too Waldorf Statler oh hahahaha statler vo portal from facebook. Oh yes and its on rollback. So cool shes going to love this. Sound bar . So she can watch her cartoons in surround sound. And football. And football. [ dramatic music ]ing ] ahhhh ahhhh elliott. You came back [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest and one of our favorites he is the peabody awardwinning host show of his hit show patriot act with hasan minhaj. You can see new episodes every sunday on netflix. Please welcome hasan minhaj. [ cheers and applause jimmy whoo, hasan. Whoa. Jimmy welcome back to the show oh, thank you jimmy great to have you here ive been watching your show this season. Its fantastic ive been noticing that youve been getting a lot of the president ial candidates on your show yeah. I mean, well, theres 23 people running to be president. Jimmy thats true. [ laughter ] its, like theyre going to trickle in on your show at some point. Jimmy yeah theres a guy named tom steyer running for president. Jimmy sure [ laughter ] does anyone know who tom steyer is . Hes not your High School Guidance counselor this is, like a jimmy thats not tom steyer hes a billionaire and yet no one knows who he is [ laughter ] that kind of defeats the purpose of being a billionaire [ laughter ] jimmy yeah you really messed it up you could have just bought your way for us to know that, but i guess not. Jimmy yeah you know, bernie is going to be on the show this week jimmy oh, thats good too. And we filmed with him the same day we shot with him last week and he was on the show with you last week. Jimmy yeah, he came on our show yeah, and he sat down and hes, like hasan i go to go and i was, like why . And hes, like i got to go play basketball with jimmy fallon. And im, like you sure bernie youre going to play basketball with you know, yeah, im going to go shoot hoops, and im, like are you, and he did. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] i just thought grandpa was just talking about [ laughter ] jimmy after seeing everybody here, do you have an endorsement . Are you endorsing anyone for president . [ laughter ] are you going to put me on the spot like that jimmy jimmy im not putting you on the spot like that. Yeah, i mean, why not . I already wished you Merry Christmas. I mean [ laughter ] a tonight show exclusive. Lets do it. You guys ready jimmy drum roll. [ applause ] [ drum roll in the 2020 election, i, hasan minhaj endorse kamala harris. Lets go lets go lets go [ light laughter ] jimmy no, no, im sorry. For the people. Jimmy no, no, hasan. No, she dropped out of the race she dropped out. Shes not running. Dude. [ laughter ] were a weekly show. Were not daily. I havent caught up yet. [ laughter ] jimmy no, im sorry to tell you this are you serious jimmy im sorry to tell you this dude, jimmy, she had the whole package. Jimmy well, yeah what her father is jamaican. Her mother is indian she managed to do the one thing every indian dude wishes they could do be black [ laughter ] she did it she nailed it. Jimmy yeah no, she dropped out. [ laughter ] oh, my god. You guys jimmy yeah, sorry hasan. Oh, my gosh. Youre getting yourself in so much trouble on camera i got so much swag and everything jimmy you got swag [ laughter ] well, you had andrew yang on your show. Hes not black. You know that. [ laughter ] l jimmy yeah no, no, but what im saying no, hes asian he yeah, but we went to chinatown last week for the show and we just wanted to see how young millennial voters, you know interacted with andrew yang. Jimmy all right. We have a clip everyone take a look at this clip here. Hasan minhaj and andrew yang do you know who he is no. Ea i know who that is. [ laughter ] would you be interested in the nations first asianamerican president [ bleep ] hell yeah hell yeah. Im asian, right yes. So, you would vote for that person for sure . Yeah. Like, no doubt . Yes well, youre looking at him this is yeah. Youre kidding . Hes been doing literally every interview and press highlight he possibly could. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy hes a good sport. Hes a good sport Jimmy Andrews a good sport. You know what i like about him . This is what i love about andrew yang, right every politician is coming in talking about confusing concepts and we all think that we know them, like oh, yeah, tax reform, syria, tariffs and hes, like who wants a thousand dollars . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats his thing. Yeah yeah, man jimmy who wants a thousand dollars . You want a thousand dollars a month, just take this liberty bribe. Universal basic income is basically just allowance for adults and he just cut right through. Jimmy yeah but what would you do if you were running for president how would you simplify it . Dude, i got it right here, man. [ laughter ] all right. Look, heres the thing, you guys carry your policies positions with you in your pockets . [ laughter ] jimmy im going to start you got to simplify and have broad appeal to everybody. Now, were in america. America loves bans we love religious bans, ethnic bans, soda bans. So the first thing you got jimmy oh, bans yeah, you got to ban stuff. Jimmy okay, sorry i thought you meant bands. No, no, no, we like them, but not as much as, like muslim ban. Like, thats what jimmy banning. Yeah jimmy okay [ laughter ] okay, first ban [ laughter ] this is america you guys first ban, no stickers on fruit. Cut it out jimmy yeah i told you [ cheers and applause i totally agree. I totally agree with you bite into an apple. I know its an apple [ laughter ] have a banana, i dont need to know where its from i know its a banana jimmy yeah, i love bananas the second ban, no visors cut it out visors. Yeah are you a hat or are you eye wear make up your mind. [ laughter ] you cant be in head wear purgatory. [ laughter ] jimmy okay thats the second ban third ban, celery, youre done celery is done [ applause ] jimmy what what is okay, celery jimmy yeah has to be, like oh, im cool i hang out with peanut butter. [ laughter ] what do you bring to the table, celery jimmy interesting. Okay i see what youre saying yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy okay, i see what your saying you have to be paired with oh, no, no, but the buffalo wings are here no, no, no, celery [ laughter ] what are you about jimmy okay, gotcha celerys done dave and busters both of them banned. [ laughter ] jimmy dude, what [ laughter ] adults dont like dave and busters and no one wants to pay 19 dollars for chicken fingers. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my goder new idead innovation this is just my Campaign Slogan hasan minhaj 2020, theres only one version of the college textbook. thank god you know how yeah thank god thats what im talking about. [ applause ] the professor is, like oh, get the sixth edition. Jimmy yes. I rewrote the appendix. Youre, like dude, im getting the version from my older brother. Jimmy yeah all right, 300 bucks and im keeping it paper straws. Its not our responsibility to fix climate change, okay [ laughter ] jimmy what no. Jimmy what are you talking it always collapses, like its a levy and im like, no, twizzler straws. [ laughter ] theyre biodegradable and theyre delicious. Twizzler straws. [ cheers and applause okay jimmy i love it. Now, let me give you one thing. Jimmy okay [ laughter ] st jimmy, right now its all the major candidates are trying reaching out to minorities its pander season baby. Youre going to see them dabbing, speaking spanish for no reason. [ laughter ] jimmy sure theyre going to come on the show and, like come out with the mariachi band with you jimmy yeah [ laughter ] for immigrants we really have one main issue, immigration. Okay jimmy yeah so, hasan minhaj 2020 ill let one of your cousins in. [ laughter ] ill give you one person you get one person [ cheers and applause jimmy hasan minhaj, everybody. Catch new episodes of patriot act every sunday on netflix well be right back with charlie puth you run the show hasan minhaj [ cheers and applause we used ove going out with julia and mike, but since they bought their new house. Which menu am i looking at here . Start with tapaz. Oh, its tapas. Tapas. Get out of town. Its like eating dinner with your parents. Sandra, are you in school . Yes, im in art school. Oh, wow. 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I think i do. Jimmy your first did you talk to my mom . [ laughter ] jimmy not only did i talk to her my hearts racing jimmy i got photos. No. [ laughter ] oh, god. Jimmy you you this is your first album technically, i guess. Right . Yeah. Well, this is i made this album how did you get this . [ laughter ] i made this album in 2003. I was in sixth grade and the piano that i got at the time had a cd burner in it and there was no pianos that had a cd burner. This when cds were popping and i made an entire album you have the album art jimmy this is the album art, here. This is very [ cheers and applause its a very Charlie Christmas . Yep, it was called, have a a very Charlie Christmas. [ laughter ] jimmy what i love about this is all the songs youre doing, all the songs and youre saying who plays piano and who performs vocals. Wait, let me jimmy piano and vocal, charlie puth [ laughter ] piano and vocal, charlie puth on every on every song. [ laughter ] hes like, yeah, we know. Its your album. [ cheers and applause well, it was such a big hit. How many copies did you give out . I gave out a hundred copies i sold them at this place called Brooklyn Bagel in in rumson, new jersey and i would go door to door, kind of like a boy scout, and just sell them these cds [ light laughter ] jimmy so, they are out there. They exist if anyone has one, its probably worth a lot of money right now. Oh, someone has tremendous blackmail on me. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] well, i mean, it was such a giant hit, you had to co no you are kidding me [ drumroll ] jimmy guys, this is have a very Charlie Christmas volume 2. No, no. [ cheers and applause jimmy dude, your mom was very good to us. Okay, so jimmy you didnt so you didnt learn your lesson for the first one. So, at this point i knew i wanted to be like, a really famous guy i really wanted to be famous at this point so, i took a picture of myself by the piano at my home. And i kind of up the budget a little bit we upgraded to jewel cases i bought at staples at the time. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Look at this Little Design that jimmy no, you did a great job there. That is that is so embarrassing [ laughter ] jimmy again, sung by charlie puth produced and recorded by charlie puth produced by charlie puth arranged by charlie puth [ laughter ] i just love that well, dude, you grew up and so when did you realize you have Perfect Pitch right jimmy do you know this yeah. Jimmy do you know what that is Perfect Pitch . Like, less than 1 of us have this talent. But basically i think you might have it the roots told me you might lowkey have it. Jimmy oh, i dont think i have it. It means you can like, hear, like any note. Like, if i were to tell you to play an f sharp, it would be jimmy wow. And like and or a g. Or c sharp. Jimmy what if i gave you, like, b flat jimmy is that right . So, its almost like i, like, i memorized the notes in my head and i could do it from when i was like four years old its like a weird its a very odd thing jimmy thats unbelievable. Yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy now, talk to me about the singles that youre releasing now. Youve released three singles now. Yeah. Jimmy one is called i warn myself. Yeah. Jimmy the song youre performing tonight is mother. Yeah. Jimmy and you got another song called cheating on you. Yeah. Jimmy they will not on the new album, right no, theyre not i just this is strictly just for the fans i had been working for, you know, when see you again came out, i basically had to just jump into being an artist and i didnt really know how to do it so, i worked four years and figured it all out and it took some time, and i never got a chance to you know, i told myself, i want to put out a christmas album out. And then i told myself i wanted to one day do this just make music for the fans. Jimmy this is just for the fans yeah, this is just jimmy explain to me. How do you write a song like mother like, how do you go about creating this song well, mother was like and youll hear it tonight it was the first time that i dreamt a melody. And its a complete mixolydian scale, in f sharp major and it goes like, complete all the notes. And i just remembered it in a dream. And i had a dream i was in scotland and there were bag pipes. It was in 3 4 timing it went [ laughter ] and i woke up and i told my friends, oh, my god were gonna make the first polka, waltzy, pop song. And they were like, were really not doing that. Jimmy no, no but please dont do that [ laughter ] it was a terrible idea, but i was listening to tears for fears. Everybody wants to rule the world. And it had jimmy i cant believe you just did that right now. It was bizzarre. [ cheers and applause you just do drumming and singing . Yeah. Thats how i come up with ideas because everybody was like, you know, making fun of me for wanting to do a waltzy, polka song so i was on the drive over to the studio, and i was like and i just thats how i produce records. Like, when i made attention thank you. [ cheers and applause when i made attention i beat box cause i dont play drums like you, quest. So, have to like, you know, beat box it in my head and sometimes ill even layer it into the actual production jimmy that is the most fun thing thats fantastic. Are you doing that song for us tonight . [ cheers and applause yeah, im gonna do that for you, tonight Jimmy Charlie puth, everybody. Come, on how amazing is this guy . [ cheers and applause when we come back, charlie and i are going head to head in the musical genre challenge. Stick around [ cheers and applause im your 70lb st. Bernard puppy, and my lack of impulse control, is about to become your problem. Ahh no, come on. I saw you eating poop earlier. 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Another reason to celebrate with both an unlimited plan. paul this Holiday Season, sprint will give you and your family sprintern . And the powerful new iphone 11. paul . Included for just 35 a month. Now thats a way to take your holidays to 11. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back were here with charlie puth, everybody. [ cheers and applause charlie, obviously, youre a a great singer, but you can also sing in so many different styles so, with that in mind, its time for a musical genre challenge. Here we go musical genre challenge jimmy now, how it works is were going to take turns hitting this button here, which activates the random genre generator. It will land on one random song title and one random musical genre. So, whoevers turn it is has toe we got you a keyboard so youll be playing yeah. Jimmy youll be playing with yourself. Yeah. Thank you for doing that jimmy youll be playing with yourself. Youll be playing [ laughter ] [ talking over each other [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no [ talking over each other youll accompanying yourself im accompanying myself jimmy there you go there you go [ coughs ] all right, ill start us off here we go [ beeping noises ] okay [ laughter ] cha cha slide is a 90s r b song roots, can we do, like a everybody clap your hands clap, clap, clap clap, clap your hand clap, clap, clap, clap, clap your hands all right, were going to do the basic steps girl to the left take it back now yall one hop this tim right foot let stomp left foot let stomp cha cha real smoot real smoot clap, clap, clap clap [ cheers and applause jimmy out of the two of us, one of us is a real singer all right. [ laughter ] charlie, it is your turn go ahead and push the button and lets see what you got yeah. [ beeping noises] jimmy truth hurts, lizzo oh, wow Jimmy Broadway oh, my god. Jimmy broadway, lizzo. Okay. 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When i wake u well i know im gonna be im gonna be the man who wakes up next to you you, you, you, you, you you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, yo but i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more just to be the man who walks a 1,000 miles to fall down a your doo da, da, da, da, da da, da, da, da, d da, da, da, da, da da, da, da, da, da da, da, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, da, da [ cheers and applause i like that jimmy we can do that we should do that. They should do that. Thank you. Charlie, take us home, bud okay. [ beeping noises ] jimmy we dont talk anymore. The doobie brothers jimmy the doobie brothers. [ laughter ] we dont talk anymore. We dont talk anymore we dont talk anymor we dont talk anymor like we used to do we dont talk anymore what was all of it for we dont talk anymor like we used to do [ cheers and applause jimmy thats it right there. Well be back with more tonight show so, stick around [ cheers and applause so, as you can see, saving can be quite simple. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy performing mother, once again, charlie puth [ cheers and applause hes such a nice bo so wellmannered hes so much better than the last on you brought around please and thank yo everything matters im gonna make sure that she knows im the best shes found im not pretending anymore if your mother knew all of the things that we do if your mother kne all the things we do if your mother knew shed keep me so far from yo if your mother kne all the things we do sneak out the windo pass over pillow ill be waiting in the car right around the block back of the benzo back of the benz more than a friend zon more than a friend zone weve been hiding since the time they forgot to knock the moment sh walks out that doo she walks out the door im not pretending anymore if your mother knew all of the things that we do if your mother kne all the things we do if your mother knew if your mother knew oh all the things we do next time tha she sees m she gon act lik she dont know me cause she know all of the story now your daddy wants to kill me ah next time tha she sees m she gon act lik she dont know me cause she know all of the story now your daddy wants to kill me yeah yeah if your mothe only knew ooh yeah the moment sh walks out that doo im not pretending anymore if your mother knew all of the things that we do if your mother kne all the things we do we do if your mother knew shed keep me so far from yo if your mother kne all the things we do next time tha she sees m she gon act lik she dont know me cause she know all of the story now your daddy she gon act lik she dont know me cause she know all of the story now your daddy wants to kill me yeah if your mother knew all the things we do if your mother kne all the things we do if your mother knew all of the thing that we do [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, come on that is how you do it, buddy oh, my gosh. Charlie puth standing ovation is right, man [ cheers and applause mother is out now. My thanks to hasan minhaj, the radio city rockettes, charlie puth once again. [ cheers and applause amazing. And the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight saoirse ronan, star of the marvelous mrs. Maisel, actress alex borstein, comedian and actor, dan soder, featuring the 8g band with coady willis [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. 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