Kneeled in protest during the national anthem. Wow, dude, if youre that easily offended, do not look to your right. [ laughter and applause ] youll be shocked. Before walking into the Football Game yesterday, Vice President pence reportedly told his press pool to wait outside of the stadium in anticipation of a potential early departure. Coincidentally early departure is the only form of Birth Control mike pence approves of. [ laughter and applause ] senator bob corker is continuing to escalate his feud with president trump, telling the New York Times that trump is on the path to world war three. Said trump, i have bone spurs, i cant go to world war three, i have bone spurs in my foot. Oh, you got to get me out of this. Its my right foot no my left it doesnt matter. I cant go my feet its my feet theyre all wrong [ light laughter ] according to a new profile in the New York Times, white house aide Stephen Miller was reportedly hostile to latino students in high school. And they didnt ha
Any of his fans who still support donald trump to decide between trump and himself. Take a look. And any fan of mine whos a supporter of his, im drawing in the sand a line youre either for or against and if you cant decide who you like more and youre split on who you should stand beside, ill do it for you with this. [ cheers and applause ] seth powerful stuff. Powerful stuff. [ applause ] and i was inspired by that so tonight i say to any fans of this show who are also big fans of donald trump, its time to make a decision, guys. Get off the fence. [ cheers and applause ] do you support him or do you support this show that constantly mocks and denigrates everything about him . I know its a tough call. But the time has come to make a decision. Now, im not much of a rapper, but here it goes. [ cheers and applause ] my name is seth and im here to say if you like trump then go away. [ cheers and applause ] lets get to the news, everyone. Thats going to cost us. [ laughter ] President Trump
Any of his fans who still support donald trump to decide between trump and himself. Take a look. And any fan of mine whos a supporter of his, im drawing in the sand a line youre either for or against and if you cant decide who you like more and youre split on who you should stand beside, ill do it for you with this. [ cheers and applause ] seth powerful stuff. Powerful stuff. [ applause ] and i was inspired by that so tonight i say to any fans of this show who are also big fans of donald trump, its time to make a decision, guys. Get off the fence. [ cheers and applause ] do you support him or do you support this show that constantly mocks and denigrates everything about him . I know its a tough call. But the time has come to make a decision. Now, im not much of a rapper, but here it goes. [ cheers and applause ] my name is seth and im here to say if you like trump then go away. [ cheers and applause ] lets get to the news, everyone. Thats going to cost us. [ laughter ] President Trump
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 596 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, oh welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome [ cheers ] welcome in the back welcome all the way up in the back welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. This is the show. Youre all here. You all made it. Thank you very, very much. Welcome. This is what everyone is talking about. Of course, you guys, christmas is almost here. This is great. [ cheers and applause ] and donald trump loves christmas. [ light laughter ] yeah, cause its the one time of year where he can say, those are real, those are fake, and claim he was talking about christmas trees. [ laughter and applause ] those are real. Those are fake. Those look real but theyre fake. [ laughter ] those look fake but theyre real. Its been a busy week for trump. He confirmed yesterday that he met with mexican businessman carlos slim recently. And i guess it went wel
[ laughter ] donald trump claimed this morning that he would have done even better in the election if the winner was based on the popular vote because he would have campaigned differently. Why are you complaining . Its over. You won. Wait, why am i talking to you . You know what . Let me talk to your father. Oh, hey, listen. Would it have killed you to hug him once . [ laughter and applause ] fox newss bill oreilly said last night [ applause ] bill oreilly said last night that liberals want to eliminate the Electoral College because they want power taken away from the white establishment. Bill, you dont have to say, white establishment. Its redundant. Thats like saying atm machine. The m means machine. [ laughter ] Vice President joe biden will reportedly work at the university of pennsylvania once he leaves office. Apparently they had an opening for, cool r. A. [ laughter ] i know youre going to smoke your weed, guys. Just roll up a towel and put it under the door, all right . Joes go