Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20171010

Kneeled in protest during the national anthem. Wow, dude, if youre that easily offended, do not look to your right. [ laughter and applause ] youll be shocked. Before walking into the Football Game yesterday, Vice President pence reportedly told his press pool to wait outside of the stadium in anticipation of a potential early departure. Coincidentally early departure is the only form of Birth Control mike pence approves of. [ laughter and applause ] senator bob corker is continuing to escalate his feud with president trump, telling the New York Times that trump is on the path to world war three. Said trump, i have bone spurs, i cant go to world war three, i have bone spurs in my foot. Oh, you got to get me out of this. Its my right foot no my left it doesnt matter. I cant go my feet its my feet theyre all wrong [ light laughter ] according to a new profile in the New York Times, white house aide Stephen Miller was reportedly hostile to latino students in high school. And they didnt have to dig too deep to find out. [ laughter and applause ] in an interview this morning, Kellyanne Conway defended Vice President pence for walking out of an nfl game yesterday saying, it takes a lot to get that mans blood boiling. But boiling it takes all the flavor out, said eric. [ laughter and applause ] dont ruin your blood a couple in maine won over sixhundred dollars and 12 cases of beer this weekend for winning the north american wife carrying championship. Said the man, whats wrong with you people . We need help my wife broke her leg, stop giving us beer [ laughter and applause ] blackberry unveiled its new touch screen smartphone yesterday called the motion. Its named after what people do when you try to give them one [ laughter ] oh, no. I want an iphone, no. And finally today was thanksgiving day in canada. Of course yeah. [ cheers ] do you think thats the end of the joke . [ laughter ] do you think its going to be a big ol positive . Thats how these things work . And thats all i have to say about that. [ laughter ] you should hear the setup. And finally today was its not that bad it really isnt afterwards ill poll all the canadians here to see if they think its fair. And finally, today was thanksgiving day in canada. Of course, in canada, every day is thanksgiving day. Thanks for the ticket officer hey, thanks for speeding. [ laughter and applause ] weve got a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hes u. S. Senator from new jersey, cory booker is here, everybody. Shes one of the stars of blade runner 2049, mackenzie davis, a fantastic actress joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and one of my favorite bands, a french rock band, phoenix is here tonight, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] so, youre here on a good one. Before we get to that, the Trump Administration spent the weekend whipping up racial tensions with a transparent political stunt, while the humanitarian crisis in puerto rico continues and the president engages in twitter battles with everyone from north korea to members of his own party. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth no matter what else is happening in the trump reality show, right now we cannot forget that over 3 million american citizens are still living through a humanitarian emergency in puerto rico. Of course, trump would like you to think that hes devoting all of his attention to the crisis there, as he tried to show at an event for hispanic heritage month on friday with the way he pronounced puerto rico. We are also praying for the people of puerto rico. [ laughter ] we love puerto rico. [ laughter ] puerto rico. We love you and we also love puerto rico. Seth there is a good chance he actually thinks those are two different things. [ laughter and applause ] we love puerto rico and we also love puerto rico, which is of course pork with rice. [ laughter ] rico. Of course, trump received a deluge of justified criticism from Puerto Ricans themselves when he chided them for the cost of their recovery and threw paper towels into a crowd of hurricane victims and in an interview on saturday with former arkansas director, mike huckabee, who of course is also the father of trumps own press secretary, Sarah Huckabee sanders. Trump slammed the media for criticizing his paper towel toss by claiming that Puerto Ricans actually loved it. They had these beautiful soft towels, very good towels. And i came in and there was a crowd of a lot of people and they were screaming and they were loving everything. And we were i was having fun they were having fun. They said, throw them to me throw them to me, mr. Pre and so im doing some of the seth oh, my god. They were screaming throw them to me because they were in desperate need of supplies. [ laughter ] what is wrong with you . Youre like a lifeguard who thinks hes popular because people keep yelling for a life preserver. [ laughter and applause ] also, did can i ask you something . [ cheers and applause ] did they love it . Because look at this photo, that guy is looking at the photographer like, are you getting this . [ laughter ] and can we go back to the beginning of that clip for a second . They had these beautiful soft towels, very good towels. Seth trump has clearly never used or even touched a paper towel before. [ laughter and applause ] these towels, they were incredible. Usually when i spill something, i just use eric. [ laughter ] let me be your sponge, father [ laughter and applause ] now [ cheers and applause ] now trump has in the past claimed that he invented the term, fake news, which he did not. But as he continued to attack the media for criticizing his puerto rico response, on saturday he went even further, claiming that he, donald trump, came up with the word, fake. The media is is really, the word i think one of the greatest of all terms ive come up with is fake. I guess other people have used it perhaps over the years, but ive never noticed it. [ laughter and applause ] seth im sorry, what . You never noticed anyone use the word fake before . You never heard anyone describe your hair, tan, university, foundation, network, marriages or business . [ laughter and applause ] i mean [ cheers and applause ] seriously. How have you never heard the word fake . For a while i thought he might be illiterate, maybe hes just deaf. [ laughter ] if you were secretly deaf, you would do this all the time [ laughter ] how was your weekend, mr. President . Well find out soon. [ laughter ] and yet despite trumps whining about the media coverage, the humanitarian crisis in puerto rico remains very real. Millions of american citizens in puerto rico are still without water and power. So what were the leaders of our government up to this weekend . Another nfl sunday featuring a political protest, not just by players, the veep left todays game between the colts and 49ers early. This after some players took a knee during the national anthem. I left todays colts game because the president and i will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our flag, or our national anthem. Seth players arent protesting the flag, or the soldiers, or the anthem, theyre protesting Police Brutality and racial injustice. Anyone [ cheers and applause ] anyone who claims the protests are disrespecting soldiers, or the flag, or the anthem is i wish there was a word for it. One of the greatest of all terms ive ive come up with is, fake. Seth oh, yeah, that is a good word. Thank you for inventing it. [ laughter and applause ] now, pence claims he was genuinely offended and decided to leave when he saw the players kneeling, but very quickly it became clear that this was all a transparent political stunt orchestrated by trump and pence. For one thing, it was revealed that the reporters traveling with pence who would normally have gone into this stadium with him were told to stay in the van because there may be an early departure from the game. And then theres the fact that right after pence tweeted that he left the game, trump, who cant stand anyone else getting attention, jumped into the fray with his own tweet, i asked v. P. Pence to leave stadium if any players kneeled disrespecting our country. I am proud of him and second lady karen. So trump, whos supposed to be a media mastermind immediately went on twitter to publically admit that he and pence had orchestrated a political stunt at taxpayer expense. Hes like a magician who finishes a trick and then goes, i had an extra card up my sleeve, thats how i did it. That was how it was here the whole time. It didnt matter your card didnt matter, it was here. [ laughter and applause ] soon it turned out that basically everything about pences stunt was fake. For example, on sunday pence tweeted a photo of himself and his wife in colts gear with the caption, looking forward to cheering for our colts and honoring the great career of number eighteen, Payton Manning at Lucas Oil Stadium today. Go colts. Which would have been convincing except for the fact that pence tweeted the exact same photo in 2014 when he was the governor of indiana. They are so bad at faking this. Although, who knows, if there was ever a couple that would look the same in every picture, it would be mike and karen pence. [ laughter and applause ] here we are at our wedding. And heres our honeymoon. And of course, the birth of our first child, that was a special day. Yesterday was also a reminder that we cant get lost in the circus of donald trump and failed to properly evaluate mike pence. And this is serious, so im going to say it the way mike pence would dont for one moment forget that even though he speaks softly with furrowed brow from a small, serious mouth. Mike pence is a liar on equal footing with the president. They deliver their lives differently. The president fast and wild as though his mouth was a fire hose. [ laughter ] whereas mike pence lets them seep out slowly like a fart from a constipated man. [ laughter and applause ] and now id like to read psalm 23. When jesus said, keep the van running, im only going in for a publicity stunt. [ cheers and applause ] of course, even as he fans the flames in this controversy, trump continues to claim that he has bigger things to worry about. An argument he used in the interview with huckabee on saturday, when defending his many attempts to repeal and replace obamacare. Although im not sure his argument made much sense. I want to focus on north korea. I want to focus on iran. I want to focus on other things. I dont want to focus on fixing somebodys back or their knee. Seth im sorry, but nobody wants you fixing their knee. Waking up from surgery and seeing donald trump as your doctor would be an actual nightmare. [ laughter ] so trump says he wants to focus on north korea, but when he does, he only makes the situation worse, like on thursday when trump made this bizarre and cryptic comment, while taking photos with a group of military leaders at the white house. You guys know what this represents . Tell us sir. Weve reached the calm before the storm. Whats the storm . Could be the calm before the storm. What storm, mr. President . Youll find out. Seth youll find out . When . Next week on the Series Finale of earth . [ laughter and applause ] hes not even making sense anymore, he sounds like a drowsy toddler after oral surgery. Hes going to have to start doing press conferences from the back of his moms sedan. [ laughter ] you will find you will find out soon. [ laughter ] no, obviously trumps rhetoric toward north korea has frightened a lot of people, including tennessee senator bob corker, a republican and chairman in the Senate Foreign Relations Committee who said he will not seek reelection next year. In a stunning comment, corker said last week that people around trump like defense secretary james mattis and secretary of state Rex Tillerson separate our country from chaos. And trump clearly did not like that remark. Heres what the president tweeted, senator bob corker begged me to endorse him for reelection in tennessee. I said, no and he dropped out, said he could not win without my endorsement. He also wanted to be secretary of state. I said, no thanks. he is also largely responsible for the horrendous iran deal, hence i would fully expect corker to be a negative voice and stand in the way of our great agenda. Seth you know, if our lives werent hanging in the balance, nothing would make me happier than trump using hence. [ light laughter ] its like the scarier things are, the fancier he writes. I cant wait for trumps next tweet, nuclear war that here to for was not an issue is underway. Thus, i am off to bunker. Cheerio [ laughter and applause ] now of course, it will not shock you to learn that trumps tweets were lies. It turns out it was trump who offered to endorse corker and asked him to run again. And corker, one of the tamest members of the senate was clearly annoyed with trumps tweets because he fired back on sunday morning, its a shame the white house has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning. [ laughter and applause ] oh, snap you got corked thats the United States senator, a republican no less, straight up calling the president of the United States a baby. Corker went even further in an interview telling the New York Times that trump was treating his office like a reality show with reckless threats towards other countries that could set the nation on the path to world war three. But here is the thing, corkers criticism is important to hear, but lets not let him off the hook. He and the Republican Party not only allowed trumps rise, but actually encouraged it. Corker even appeared with trump at a rally last year and in an interview, praised Trumps Campaign and his temperament. He is not like people think that he is. One of the most courteous, kind, respectful, you can see it throughout the trump organization. Seth courteous, kind and respectful . Not even trumps best friends say that about him. [ laughter ] the nicest thing anyone who actually knows trump has said about him is, hes a real son of a bitch, he thinks he invented the word, fake. [ laughter and applause ] but this is urgent, politicians in both parties are warning us that our president is volatile, unstable and incompetent. Hes staging transparent political stunts to rile up his base while he recklessly mismanages everything from north Koreas Nuclear threat to the humanitarian crisis in puerto rico. And also in puerto rico. This has been, a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth well be right back with more late night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. Hi, mr. Powers, thanks for calling unitedhealthcare. Hi, i need your help. Ive been trying to find a knee specialist. But nobody has an opening for months uuuggghhh uuurrrggghhh mr. Powers . You cant always control your feelings. I found one innetwork next tuesday. 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[ laughter ] seth, we want to start by applauding the women who went on the record to detail Harvey Weinsteins terrible behavior. [ cheers and applause ] so far we know weinstein reached cash settlements with eight women. And where there are eight there are always more. And whatever details you hear, just know that means there are worse details we havent heard. And the ones we have heard are terrible. One woman said Harvey Weinstein cornered her in a nightclub. And then, when she wouldnt kiss him, masturbated into a potted plant. [ audience groans ] and then the plant got a three picture deal. [ laughter ] also in his apology, he blamed disrespect of women on growing up in the 60s and 70s, which would be a good excuse if he came to the present via time machine. Yeah, did he not notice things have been changing over the past 50 years . Does he lose his [ bleep ] every time he sees a microwave . That man just made popcorn without a flame. [ laughter ] to make matters worse, he said he was going to go after the nra and trump as if our shared politics makes his Sexual Assault okay. Hey, i saw a guy masturbate into a plant. Oh, no oh, no but it was okay because he was wearing a planned parenthood button. Cool oh, hes a feminist cool. When he got busted, weinstein said, to make up for it, im starting a scholarship for women directors. Thats just him being around more women. Thats not the solution, thats the problem. [ laughter ] thats like jared from subway saying, i know i messed up, but dont worry, im starting a tee ball league. [ laughter ] you know who else is sexually harassing women every day . Unpowerful men like bus drivers. And hot dog vendors. And improv coaches. And improv coaches. [ light laughter ] every woman in the American Workforce has been harassed at some point, whether its physical harassment or a passing inappropriate comment. This is something women deal with every day. Which is why while we werent shocked by weinsteins actions, the women on our staff had some pretty strong reactions to his apology. Take a look. I came of age in the 60s and 70s when all the rules about behavior in workplaces were different. [ spitting ] i so respect all women. [ sigh ] ive decided im going to give the nra my full attention. [ breaking glass ] [ yelling ] he compared himself to jayz . [ spitting ] [ laughter ] [ breaking ] he said that was the culture then. [ spitting ] he said that was the culture then. [ spitting ] dont drink that. He said it was the culture back then. [ spitting ] [ light laughter ] sorry. [ laughter and applause ] seth obviously that was awful but harassments clearly a huge problem in our society. Do you guys have any thoughts on how to change that . Yeah, Sexual Harassment training. Yeah, believing women when they come forward with complaints. Also, men could just stop being such [ bleep ] creeps. Oh that do that that is a great idea. [ cheers and applause ] you should write down. Someone should write that down. [ cheers and applause ] and you know, the worst part is nothings going to happen to Harvey Weinstein. As shocking as these allegations are, the real shocking thing would be if there were any repercussions for his actions. Seth oh, well, actually, guys, it was Just Announced yesterday by the board of the Weinstein Company that he has been fired. [ laughter ] thats amazing. [ talking over each other ] seth amber, ally and jenny, everyone well be right back with more with senator cory booker [ cheers and applause ] this is Google Home Mini. Its got the Google Assistant in it. So its super helpful. Watch this, hey google good morning. Google home good morning, claire. Its 72 and sunny. Dont forget to wear some sunscreen. Oh, thats nice. Itll also read you the news, look up traffic and tell you. Gh your first meeting is at 9am. 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Seth our first guest tonight is a United States senator representing new jersey, please welcome to the show senator cory booker, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome. Its good to be here. Seth im very happy to have you here. Im really grateful that you invited me. Seth now before you were a senator yes. Seth you were a mayor. I was. Seth and i would imagine that once you become senator, all of a sudden the breath of what you need to know gets so much larger. For example, a mayor of newark doesnt need to know Foreign Policy. I had a lot of problems with my International House of pancakes. Seth yeah, exactly. I did seth and so what was it like when you first had to sort of undertake the learning about things that are so important . I mean you even before i got in the office, i called around from literally active generals to Foreign Policy experts, but its never like the first time you have to deal with a real issue. And ill never forget, the first time i was invited to the situation room, it was the Vice President , biden, was meeting with us. And i was all awkward, i think it was my first days, literally there. And im excited this is i still cant believe im here. Seth yeah, youre a senator now. Youre in the situation room. Thats a big deal. It is a big deal. My mom always says behind every successful child is an astonished parent. And seth yeah. [ light laughter ] and this is one of the moments im astonished. Im sitting there and the Vice President is ridiculously late, and were all just sitting there awkwardly awkwardly. And it was one of the best moments for me because there is al franken and one of our other Senate Colleagues asked him, well, who was ever the worst guest on saturday night live . [ light laughter ] and before you know it, here i am sort of awkward, sitting there, intense and ready. And al franken who is one of the more brilliant senators, in the United States senate. Hes incredibly talented, gifted. Seth yeah. [ cheers and applause ] but he but hes also wickedly funny. Seth yeah. He likes to tell a story too. He had us he had me literally fighting back the tears laughing so hard as im sitting there. And then the Vice President comes in and we get going. But look, its it is, regardless of what you think about partisan politics whatever, walking on to that senator floor, especially for me, most americans dont know, we havent had that many africanamericans that have served in the senate, im the fourth africanamerican popularly elected into the United States senate. Seth wow. [ cheers and applause ] so i never i never lose my sense of gratitude to new jersey nor my sense of history of what it means to walk on that floor everyday that i do. Seth you obviously walk on that floor with colleagues on both sides of the aisle. We mentioned earlier in the show, one of your colleagues, senator bob corker, he is retiring and it seems like when senators retire, dont take this personally, they get a little bit more honest. And so he used this opportunity to say that donald trump, you know, is adult daycare, requiring of adult daycare. That he might be starting world war three. When you hear those comments, do you sort of nod your head and say, oh thats what were thinking on this side of the aisle, or are you sort of shocked that its even happening . Well, first of all this isnt new to i mean this one of the worst kept secrets in washington that republicans and democrats are very worried about the person thats sitting in the white house. And literally during the confirm i mean i voted against most of Donald Trumps appointees. You know, from [ cheers and applause ] you know, jeff sessions, pruitt, devos. These are people that had me really concerned. But youve got a guy like general mattis, and the conversations surrounding that were lets make sure we put the secretary of defense, somebody that we can all rely on to try to be a bulwark, a wall between donald trump and disaster. Seth it seems thats an unfair thing to ask of the people that keep getting mentioned as the ones who are supposed to save us from danger. Because it seems like being the secretary of defense or the secretary of the state, those jobs are hard enough without also having to keep an eye on the president not ruining everything all the time. [ laughter ] look, and obviously this is a comedy show, but this really seth sometimes. [ light laughter ] on a good night. Seth in and out. On a good night. On a good night. Seth yeah, yeah. But im very concerned right now. I mean we have crises all over the planet earth. Serious things. Weve lost some soldiers last week in niger. And there are hot spots from the ukraine to syria to nigeria. I mean you can go through the challenges. And were in a really bad spot. Not only have we had our secretary of state, who should be the leader of diplomacy, but you have an administration who has been savagely cutting diplomacy, even just funding the kind of things that help keep regions stable. Donald trumps willingness to speak in a manner about nuclear war, that is to me terrifying, frankly, about the consequences of someone who decides to conduct Foreign Policy that way. We and i mean when we im on the Foreign Relations committee with senator corker. Ive been grateful for senator corkers leadership in trying to keep us together in a bipartisan way to push back against the white house. So we have work to do, this is not this is a very serious reality, especially with the Important Role the United States has been playing in stabilizing regions with high instability, in dealing with global terrorism. Weve been a very good leader and right now it seems that were pulling back and operating in a manner that has our allies i just recently met with some ambassadors from various countries that were allied with. This is a very perilous time, and all americans, not just should be joking about it, but we should be concerned where in the state we are. And i dont think patriotism, right . I would like to see people on both sides of the aisle, not just talking about this, i think we all need to be doing more about this. Seth i want to ask as well about [ cheers and applause ] you coming from newark and being a mayor, were you actually connected, i think, you know to a place more than senators can be sometimes, because theyre in and out. You were just in you were in newark. You were living and breathing in newark, and gun control, you just cosponsored a bill to ban bump stocks. But i think your experience in newark is that handguns are still the Biggest Issue when it comes to gun control. What are the steps, as someone who actually, you know, lived in a city where that was an issue, that you think we could take as a nation . Well i very proudly still live in newark, and i live in the central ward of the city. Its a low income community. And we deal with these realities. In fact, this tragedy what happened in las vegas, my mom was in vegas, its a terrible tragedy and it should grieve us all. But in addition to that, though in the aggregate, every single day in america, we have a mass shooting in the aggregate. And communities like mine, you know, right around the time that we had this shooting, horrific shooting, in fact one of our Congress People got seriously wounded, there was a shooting on my block, literally across the street from where i live. So this is something we americans, millions of us deal every single day with high levels of violence. And what i found in newark is, its actually not law abiding citizens that are that are doing these shootings. They are criminals who so easily in this climate can easily get their hands on guns. And so when you have these massive loopholes in the law, that democrats and republicans, gun owners and nongun owners, all think in fact over 80 of gun owners think its crazy that we live in a nation where a suspected terrorist can go to a gun show and fill up a trunk full of weapons by using exploiting the terrorist loophole. The overwhelming majority of americans think we should do something about it. Congress has not acted and this is outrageous and we should rightfully point out the nra. But please understand that who we in america, we forget the power that we that have to make change. You know the civil rights movement, we didnt get civil rights legislation because Strom Thurmond sat there and said, okay, yeah. Im going to do that. Im going to give equal rights to folks. No, it was americans demanding it, fighting for it, getting up every single day. The opposite of injustice of justice is not injustice. Its indifference, its inaction. And we as americans who believe this passionately, have to get engaged, now have to start pressuring, have to start pushing, have to start fighting, or else were gonna i fear were going to see this continuing on a daily basis, dozens and dozens of americans punctuated by these mass shootings. Its gonna continue to happen til we stop it from happening and passed reasonable gun safety legislation in our country. Seth well best of luck. [ cheers and applause ] im pulling for you there. Thanks you so much for being here. Thank you. Thank you. Seth senator cory booker, everybody. Well be right back with mackenzie davis. [ cheers and applause ] starbucks narino 70 cold brew coffee. In stores now. Only at starbucks. Wiback like it could used to . Neutrogena hydro boost water gel. With hyaluronic acid it plumps skin cells with intense hydration and locks it in. For supple, hydrated skin. Hydro boost. 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You can see her in the highlyanticipated blade runner 2049 which is in theaters now. Lets take a look. Oh, you didnt even smile. Didnt you hear you hear your friends . Dont you know what i am . Yeah. A guy eating rice. Whats that . Its a tree. Oh, ive never seen a tree before. Its pretty. Its dead. Seth please welcome to the show mackenzie davis, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth hi hi. Seth congratulations on blade runner. You were a fan of the first blade runner . I was a huge fan of the first blade runner yeah. Seth what was your experience in watching blade runner for the first time . I watched it in i was older when i watched it. I wasnt raised on it the way some parents raise their children on these seth it might not be the best movie to raise your kids on. [ laughter ] i know, but i feel like theres some like canonical movies that families are raised on but i watched in university in the basement of this disgusting house i was living in, and just felt so, like, ugh, i want to be in that world. Seth oh, so you immediately were drawn into that world of blade runner . Yeah, its the coolest thing in the world. Seth these sets for this film including the clip we just saw are stunning. By the way, your hat is great. Oh, my god, thank you. Seth its a fantastic hat. Thank you, thank you. [ light laughter ] seth i hope you not enough gets said about the hat. Seth yeah, i hop you got to keep the hat because they did not let me touch it. Seth oh, thats such a shame. It brings your whole everything together. Thank you, thank you. [ laughter ] seth but the sets sometimes you go on movie sets and theyre so much less stunning than they look on camera. Yeah, theyre such a disappointment. Seth was this one a disappointment . No, it was like a full 360 degrees. Everything was practical, like, you could touch every thing and open things. Which is so exciting. [ laughter ] seth you i just like seeing whats in things. Seth yeah. Thats great everybody says about you, you love drawers. [ laughter ] cupboards. Seth yeah, all of them. Like, boxes with a lid. No, it was like stepping into a cell of a movie. It was so cool. It was really its like the closest thing to being fiveyearsold imagining what its like to be in a movie is being on those sets. Seth that is so great. Its such a obviously a fantastic scifi film. You were also black mirror, which is an incredible, i guess you could say scifi show but its very its grounded so much more, i feel, in reality. Yeah. Seth strangely, because your episode is not really based on reality but its played very real which is san junipero which, for my money, was the best hour of Television Last year because, it was just stunning. [ cheers and applause ] cool thank you. Seth it was really cool. And you know, for me, you know, this is the third season of the show. Which is the first one thats on netflix. I always thought it was a show very few people watched, certainly here in the states. Were you surprised at the feedback you got from that . Yeah, i mean its heard to calculate what people watch. It was a really big deal to me and my friends and to a lot of people. But it always felt sort of something that was, like, black market television. Seth yeah. Do you know about black mirror . Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] thats how you, like, suss out if people were cool. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Seth yeah. And so, i think this year it became such a bigger thing than we were anticipating, but it was it was so cool. Seth and arguably the only black mirror that has a happy ending. Yeah, thats right. Seth and even that, its not the happiest ending, but its pretty happy. But its not like soul wrenching. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth its not, oh, the robots won. Yeah, youre like, oh, everythings bad here. Seth yeah, everythings bad. Okay, cool. And then, i also want to ask about halt and catch fire. Congratulations on that wonderful show, as well. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth you anybody who watches seth yeah. [ laughter ] halt and catch fire. [ light laughter ] but you so you play a coder on the show. Mmhmm. Seth but that is not the skill you had to learn in order to execute the part. You didnt actually have to learn coding as much as you had to learn how to type . No, i was probably suggested that i learn how to type. Seth got it. I did not. Seth okay. [ laughter ] as any keen viewer will know. [ laughter ] seth because, theres a lot i do not know how type. Seth you do a lot of, like, fast typing on the show. Yeah, a lot of that. Seth oh, okay, gotcha. Yeah. Seth did you not have any typing education . No, well, my parents bought my sister and i this game mario typing tutor when we were little. Seth yeah. And it was like mario you save the princess seth from, like, mario and luigi, mario. Yeah, mario, yeah. Seth oh, yeah sorry [ laughter ] i wasnt pronouncing it right. Seth i was like, who are talking about . Oh, thank you, mario. Yeah. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] mario. Seth lets go over to the keyboard. [ laughter ] [ inaudible ] finger seth that, i have to say yes seth you actually brought this which is great because i did not this was a [ laughter ] im guessing that ones the one i had, the other one. Seth this one, this one. Yeah. Seth which is also won an award recently for nintendos least popular game. [ laughter ] well, and also its fatal flaw is that, like, its competitive and especially if youre playing with a sibling you want to be the one who wins. And the easiest way to win is not to use all five fingers because thats hard. Seth oh, i see. So i never learned seth so you learned to hunt and peck. Im, like, alltime high scorer. But just never seth gotcha. Actually learned the skill. Seth so, yeah. [ laughter ] so you do you can do, like, 2,000 words a minute, but only words like mushroom, dragon, princess. Yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] kart, go, left, left, left. [ laughter ] seth well, congratulations on everything. Thank you. Seth its so lovely to meet you. Im such a fan. Me too. Seth thanks for being here. Thank you. Seth mackenzie davis, everybody thank you [ cheers and applause ] seth blade runner 2049 is in theaters and the Series Finale of halt and catch fire airs this saturday at 9 00 p. M. On amc. Well be right back music from phoenix. [ cheers and applause ] at ally, we offer lowcost trades and highyield savings. But if thats not enough, we offer innovative investing tools to prepare you for the future. Looks like you hooked it. And if thats not enough, well help your kid prepare for the future. Dont hook it kid. And if thats still not enough, well help your kids kid prepare for the future. Looks like he hooked it. 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[crowd applause] [ cheers and applause ] seth our next guests kick off their north american tour tomorrow night in columbus, ohio. Here to perform telefono, from their fantastic album ti amo, give it up for phoenix everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ ringing ] pronto si come va a hollywood oh youre staying a little longer well i thought youd be done by september non posso vivere troppo bisogno di te wish you decided to stay were too far were too far away vivere guarda, guarda intorno a te yeah im just calling to say no how can i sleep when youre wide awake frutti di mare right beside me watch the ocean with you innamorato agitato watch her movie debut i painted the house i bought the sheets you liked on that trip when we went to rome oh and i got a motorboat for the summer in case youre done early or if you plan to visit but wait do you plan to visit non posso vivere troppo bisogno di te wish you decided to stay were too far were too far away vivere guarda, guarda intorno a te yeah im just calling to say no how can i sleep when youre wide awake frutti di mare right beside me watch the ocean with you innamorato agitato watch her movie debut i wish youd call from set i wish i didnt get upset whos that guy you hang out with is he the lead or just an extra instead of calling please ritorna a me how can i sleep when youre wide awake non posso vivere troppo bisogno di te wish you decided to stay were too far were too far away vivere guarda, guarda intorno a te yeah im just calling to say oh how can i sleep when youre wide awake telefono ringing for me can i tell you i dream in stereo and in a studio far far away i might lose you to some executive telefono ringing for me can i tell you i dream in stereo and in a studio far far away im here solo in passoscuro [ cheers and applause ] seth phoenix everyone the album ti amo is out now. For tour dates go to wearephoenix. Com. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] making it ooh ooh ooh. Making it thick, carved turkey breast. The autumn carved turkey is back for a limited time at subway. So much turkey. Because everyone likes easy. Sure do. Because everyone is on the go. Because we all like to save energy, but sometimes we slip up. Reaching up. Ssssh because sometimes we want it cool at night, then toasty in the mornings. Introducing the easy to use, energy saving, adjustable from everywhere, easy on the wallet and the eyes, nest thermostat e. E is for everyone. Making it ooh ooh ooh. Making it thick, carved turkey breast. The autumn carved turkey is back for a limited time at subway. So much turkey. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to senator cory booker, mackenzie davis, phoenix, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] joe russo and the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hey, welcome to last call. Im carson daly. Tonight, we are hanging out here at the hilton hotel in Universal City for our show. Cong up