Its a techsavvy group. Then you probably who in you search for them online youre most at risk for getting a virus or malware or the mumps. This year the most dangerous celebrity to search is amy schumer. Justin bieber is number two. And number three is carson daly. Which a lot of i know carson, i tell you something, once we were at a restaurant, there was no ketchup on the table, he murdered the waiter. [ laughter ] this was at brunch. Hes a dangerous guy. Last year i was the 26th most dangerous. Before that, in 2014, i was number one. I was the number one most dangerous. This year ive plummeted to number 32. Which is still a dangerous number. That was o. J. s number. [ laughter ] the sad fact is im not as dangerous as i used to be. Guillermo, do you still feel like im dangerous . Guillermo yeah, jimmy. Especially when you dont eat anything all day. Jimmy especially when i dont eat. Anyway. Donald trump got some bad news today too. According to forbes magazine, Donald Trumps wealth is
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Stephen how much did the time machine cost . Stephen it came with the boat. Stephen well, if there is nothing else, ive got to do a show tonight. Stephen whos on tonight . Stephen Morgan Freeman. Stephen oh i remember that show it was really good youre so excited afterwards you go out and buy a boat n theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey yeah whoo how are you, jon . cheers and applause yeah yeah thank you thank you thank you, this audience is a gift from god thank you very much, everybody. Or if youre an atheist, theyre a gift from an indifferent university. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Thank you for being in here, out there. We are still trying to figure out who won mondays president ial debate. Democrats say hillary won, while republicans are strong in their conviction that there are still two more debates. Evidently, his staffers tried to first debate, but say, mr. Trump found it hard to focus du
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 541. Oregon. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Please, please have a seat. Welcome enjoy yourselves welcome. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] this is it. This is it. This is the hot show of the year. Come on. Thank you for being here, guys. Lets get to some news that everybodys talking about. Of course everyones talking about tonights big debate it was the first chance americans got to see Hillary Clinton and donald trump debate at the same time. But, more importantly, it was the first chance americans got to mute both of them at the same time. [ laughter and applause ] just press one button and thats it. You dont hear them. Steve mute. Jimmy the debate was actually split into several themes. Americas direction, americas prosperity, americas security, and then strangely americas ninja warrior. Steve wow. [ applause ] jim
Facebook. Heres the thing. Anyone who already agreed with you will continue to agree with you. Anyone who didnt, wont. [ laughter ] next time, instead of writing out a long, passionate thing, take a nap, youll be glad you did. How many of you watched the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] at least half of you are lying, i just know it. If i have to go around and interrogate everyone, i will. As predicted, t mostwatched debate in the history of ever. More than 84 americans watched on television alone. They covered national security, the economy, rosie odonnell, everything that needed to be covered. Trump warned our economy is in a big fat ugly bubble, and when he is president it will be a tall, thin, beautiful bubble. With perky, enormous bubble breasts. He said he wants to bring back stop and frisk, whereas hillary collaborate, and listen as part of her vanilla ice initiative. Trump repeatedly denied saying things he absolutely said, on tape, and in writing. Trump told some wh