[ cheers and applause ] its good to be home. Im glad to be back. Guillermo and i were in new york for the past few days doing business. Is that an accurate way to describe what we were doing . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy it was a jampacked five days for me. Not for you, really. You ate pizza most of the time. But he did call his wife and tell her he was working very hard. [ laughter ] right . Did your wife ask how hard you were working . Guillermo yeah, 16 hours day. Jimmy 16 hours day. [ laughter ] we announced the new primetime shows on abc. I was on the howard stern show, i cohosted with kelly ripa. I was on the view. Guillermo ate pizza. Guillermo was on sportscenter offering his tutelage to host kenny mayne. This reminds me of when i hosted at show and i said home run in spanish. I said quadrangular. And one of the folks from deportes said the way is to say home run. Is that right . Home run. Home run. Lets see some players hit home runs and see if we can do it together. Its dominican n
Jimmy im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Thats very kind. Welcome. Welcome back to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in prime time. We had our game night special here on abc. Game three of the nba finals between the warriors and cavs. Games one and two were in oakland. Games three and four in cleveland. It just goes to show you. If you work hard and sacrifice, you can can have the same travel schedule as the Regional Sales rep for an Insurance Company. The cavaliers were looking for a life preserver. The first games didnt go well. Game two wasnt even close. At halftime of game two, it was so far out of hand, one of lebron james tattoos went out to get a tattoo. It was a big night for them. Its a bigger night for us. We had the cast of the new ghostbusters movie, and later on in the show, the original cast of ghostbusters. [ cheers and applause ] not only that, we have our own stapuft marshmallow man parking lot security guard. [ ch
Jimmy im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Thats very kind. Welcome. Welcome back to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in prime time. We had our game night special here on abc. Game three of the nba finals between the warriors and cavs. Games one and two were in oakland. Games three and four in cleveland. It just goes to show you. If you work hard and sacrifice, you can can have the same travel schedule as the Regional Sales rep for an Insurance Company. The cavaliers were looking for a life preserver. The first games didnt go well. Game two wasnt even close. At halftime of game two, it was so far out of hand, one of lebron james tattoos went out to get a tattoo. It was a big night for them. Its a bigger night for us. We had the cast of the new ghostbusters movie, and later on in the show, the original cast of ghostbusters. [ cheers and applause ] not only that, we have our own stapuft marshmallow man parking lot security guard. [ ch
Jimmy im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Thats very kind. Welcome. Welcome back to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in prime time. We had our game night special here on abc. Game three of the nba finals between the warriors and cavs. Games one and two were in oakland. Games three and four in cleveland. It just goes to show you. If you work hard and sacrifice, you can can have the same travel schedule as the Regional Sales rep for an Insurance Company. The cavaliers were looking for a life preserver. The first games didnt go well. Game two wasnt even close. At halftime of game two, it was so far out of hand, one of lebron james tattoos went out to get a tattoo. It was a big night for them. Its a bigger night for us. We had the cast of the new ghostbusters movie, and later on in the show, the original cast of ghostbusters. [ cheers and applause ] not only that, we have our own stapuft marshmallow man parking lot security guard. [ ch
Facebook. Heres the thing. Anyone who already agreed with you will continue to agree with you. Anyone who didnt, wont. [ laughter ] next time, instead of writing out a long, passionate thing, take a nap, youll be glad you did. How many of you watched the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] at least half of you are lying, i just know it. If i have to go around and interrogate everyone, i will. As predicted, t mostwatched debate in the history of ever. More than 84 americans watched on television alone. They covered national security, the economy, rosie odonnell, everything that needed to be covered. Trump warned our economy is in a big fat ugly bubble, and when he is president it will be a tall, thin, beautiful bubble. With perky, enormous bubble breasts. He said he wants to bring back stop and frisk, whereas hillary collaborate, and listen as part of her vanilla ice initiative. Trump repeatedly denied saying things he absolutely said, on tape, and in writing. Trump told some wh