Hope youre having an extra long weekend. Well, im glad youre in a good mood. Id like to begin with our national pastime, baseball. I think texting might be the new national pastime. Ill start with baseball anyway. In chicago this weekend, home of the cubs, one of the great franchises, great stadiums in sports. They have a tradition at wrigley field. At every cubs home game, someone, usually famous, leads the crowd in take me out of the ball game. Its a low pressure gig, youre not expected to be good, it isnt the national anthem. But you are expected to be better than warren g. Was. Take me to the ball game take me out with the crowd buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks [ applause ] jimmy i get the sense this is the first time hes heard take me out to the ball game. Speaking of games, how many of you watched game of thrones last night . [ cheers and applause ] it was a good one. If you didnt see it, plug your ears. When im finished, ill give you the sign to unplug them or more likely i
To be here. Have you heard about that . Its a new weather phenomenon, a heat dome. Causing unusually high temperatures in 21 dates. Its expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. So dont go to those states, okay . And the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and well have to turn to mad max to help us. [ laughter ] president obama took to twitter to warn us about the heat. Sun, and check on your neighbors. Can you imagine checking on your neighbors in l. A. . I live across the street, just checking on ya. Everything okay . Donald trump weighed in on the heat too, he tweeted, the sun is the worst. Hot, lazy, stupid, donothing sun is a big fat loser. He takes a more direct approach. In cleveland tonight, donald trump officially accepted the almost a full week of people kissing his ass, it was finally time to kiss it himself and kiss he did. Trump arrived atop a goldplated elephant firing bedazzled make America Great tshirts into the crowd. Not really. But its
Watching. Thanks to all of you here for coming. Thanks for braving the heat dome to be here. Have you heard about that . Its a new weather phenomenon, causing unusually high temperatures, expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. So, dont go to some of those states. And the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and well have to turn to mad max to help us. And president obama writing, drink water, stay out of the sun, and check on your neighbors. Can you imagine checking on your neighbors in los angeles . And donald trump tweeting, the sun is the worst. Hot, lazy, stupid, the sun is a big fat loser. In cleveland tonight, donald trump officially accepted the republican nomination after almost a full week of people kissing his ass, he finally kissed himself. Throwing make America Great tshirts into the crowd, not really, but its kind of believable, right . When he finished his speech, they dropped 125,000 balloons, poor Chris Christie spent all day blowing them
Thanks to all of you here for coming. Thanks for braving the heat dome to be here. Have you heard about that . Its a new weather phenomenon, a heat dome. Causing unusually high temperatures in 21 dates. Its expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. So dont go to those states, okay . And the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and well have to turn to mad max to help us. [ laughter ] president obama took to twitter to warn us about the heat. Drink water, stay out of the sun, and check on your neighbors. Can you imagine checking on your neighbors in l. A. . I live across the street, just checking on ya. Everything okay . Donald trump weighed in on the heat too, he tweeted, the sun is the worst. Hot, lazy, stupid, donothing sun is a big fat loser. He takes a more direct approach. In cleveland tonight, donald trump officially accepted the republican nomination after almost a full week of people kissing his ass, it was finally time to kiss it himself and kiss h
Thanks for braving the heat dome to be here. Have you heard about that . Its a new weather phenomenon, a heat dome. Causing unusually high temperatures in 21 dates. Its expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. So dont go to those states, okay . And the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and well have to turn to mad max to help us. [ laughter ] president obama took to twte heat. Drink water, stay out of the sun, and check on your neighbors. Can you imagine checking on your neighbors in l. A. . I live across the street, just checking on ya. Everything okay . Donald trump weighed in on the heat too, he tweeted, the sun is the worst. Hot, lazy, stupid, donothing sun is a big fat loser. He takes a more direct approach. In cleveland tonight, donald almost a full week of people kissing his ass, it was finally time to kiss it himself and kiss he did. Trump arrived atop a goldplated elephant firing bedazzled make America Great tshirts into the crowd. Not really.