Thanks to all of you here for coming. Thanks for braving the heat dome to be here. Have you heard about that . Its a new weather phenomenon, a heat dome. Causing unusually high temperatures in 21 dates. Its expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. So dont go to those states, okay . And the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and well have to turn to mad max to help us. [ laughter ] preside twitter to warn us about the heat. Drink water, stay out of the sun, and check on your neighbors. Can you imagine checking on your neighbors in l. A. . I live across the street, just checking on ya. Everything okay . Donald trump weighed in on the heat too, he tweeted, the sun is the worst. Hot, lazy, stupid, donothing sun is a big fat loser. Republican nomination after almost a full week of people kissing his ass, it was finally time to kiss it himself and kiss he did. Trump arrived atop a goldplated elephant firing bedazzled make America Great tshirts into the crowd.
Thanks to all of you here for coming. Thanks for braving the heat dome to be here. Have you heard about that . Its a new weather phenomenon, a heat dome. Causing unusually high temperatures in 21 dates. Its expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. So dont go to those states, okay . And the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and well have to turn to mad max to help us. [ laughter ] president obama took to twitter to warn us about the heat. Drink water, stay out of the sun, and check on your neighbors. Can you imagine checking on your neighbors in l. A. . I live across the street, just checking on ya. Everything okay . Donald trump weighed in on the heat too, he tweeted, the sun is the worst. Hot, lazy, stupid, donothing he takes a more direct approach. In cleveland tonight, donald trump officially accepted the republican nomination after almost a full week of people kissing his ass, it was finally time to kiss it himself and kiss he did. Trump arrived ato
Well, im glad youre in a good mood. Id like to begin with our National Pastime, baseball. I think texting might be the new National Past time. Ill start with baseball anyway. In chicago this weekend, home of the cubs, one of the great franchises, great stadiums in sports. They have a tradition at wrigley field. At home cubs game, someone, usually famous, leads the crowd in take me out to the ball game. Its a low pressure gig, youre not expected to be good, it isnt the national anthem. But you are expected to be wrt than warren g. Was. Take me to the ball game take me out with the crowd buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks [ applause ] jimmy i get the sense this is the first time hes heard speaking of games, how many of you watched game of thrones last night . [ cheers and applause ] it was a good one. If you didnt see it, plug your ears. When im finished, ill give you the sign to unplug them or more likely ill forget to give you the sign and youll have your ears plugged. Plug your ear
A guy from the 50s. Scott baio. I would have picked you. Hes hilarious. I love this guy. Chicken parm. Chicken parm. Whoo oh, my gosh, its him its him i ive got to stay up for this. Its my great honor to present the next first lady. Yes yes oh, my god, she received him. She received him. Donald trump is ecstati about cleveland. He loves cleveland. He loves cleveland, talks kick ass. I was having some trouble with the crime family and had to get out of new jersey. I decided to hang out in cleveland. I said, whats good in town . He said, you have to try a cleveland steamer. Throw donald trump over the top in the delegate count tonight. 89 delegates its happening its happening [ cheers and applause ] thats our guy thats our donny thats our donny i did this. I did this. In my dreams. In my dreams, i made this happen pinch me its a dream, pinch me well, jake, you did it, buddy. What do you think don would say now . Ill tell you what donald without say. Your suppo [ cheers and applause ] jim
Mood. Id like to begin with our National Pastime, baseball. I think texting might be the new National Past time. Ill start with baseball anyway. In chicago this weekend, home of the cubs, one of the great franchises, great stadiums in sports. They have a tradition at wrigley field. At home cubs game, someone, usually famous, leads the crowd in take me out to the ball game. Its a low pressure gig, youre not expected to be good, it isnt the national anthem. But you are expected to be wrt than warren g. Was. Take me to the ball game take me out with the crowd buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks [ applause ] jimmy i get the sense this is the first time hes heard take me out to the ball game. Speaking of games, how many of you watched game of thrones last night . [ cheers and applause ] it was a good one. If you didnt see it, plug your ears. When im finished, ill give you the sign to unplug them or more likely ill forget to give you the sign and youll have your ears plugged. Plug your ear