Lets get to the news. President trump claimed yesterday that if former Vice President joe biden is elected, quote, markets would crash and cities would burn. Our country would suffer like never before. I guess the only good news is that by november, you know, well be used to it. Thats right, in case you werent concerned already, our president is now talking like the opening crawl of a star wars movie. Seth according to a new report, President Trump made up the story about the new york yankees inviting him to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at their game on august 15th said trump, okay, you got me. I was lying. They wanted me to pitch the whole season. Thats right, President Trump made up the story about the new york yankees inviting him to throw out the first pitch because he was jealous of dr. Anthony fauci appearing at the Washington Nationals home opener even worse, now it looks like he is jealous of dr. Birx, too. When asked in a new interview if he regretted writing a negativ
Seth good evening, im seth meyers this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump tweeted last night that he was looking forward to the World Economic forum this week because the u. S. Economy is quote number one in the universe by far. [ light laughter ] which is a real slap in the face to Prime Minister glaxor [ laughter ] Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell has unveiled his proposed rules for President Trumps impeachment trial. And to keep things simple he revealed the rules by emoji. [ laughter ] Vice President mike pence [ applause ] Vice President mike pence will visit the vatican this week and he will have a great time as long as he doesnt look up [ laughter and applause theyre just friends, right . [ laughter ] democrats today accused republicans of attempting to hold most of President Trumps impeachment trial late at night to limit the number of people watching on Television E
From a guy who usually wants to keep the beaches closed for himself. President trump met with the governor of iowa today said trump, i know a lot about iowa in fact, iowea lot of contractors a lot of money. [ light laughter ] that was Brian Donaldson writing a really dumb joke that ill admit, i liked look, what am i going to say dumb is not a criticism of it. I love it for its dumbness the nasa administrator announced on twitter yesterday that the space agency will be partnering with Actor Tom Cruise to film a movie in space the weird thing is, its a sequel to jerry maguire. Show me the moon. Authority they might be getting dumber as we go. Authorities in louisiana are looking for an aggressive chicken that has chased customers at a local bank and attempted to climb cars in the drivethrough. Authorities advised, anyone that sees the chicken, to take a video, because theyre bored as hell and they would like to see that oh, this is Mike Scollins wrote the dumbest joke and im going to do
Shoot our show people dont realize we shoot the show at 8 00 in the morning. We try to get a jump on [ laughter ] kelly and ryan. But we do know that someone won and we also know we have an american treasure from oakland with us tonight. The great tom hanks is here on our show. You may have heard its toy story 4. I saw its other night, and its great, which is no surprise. I like every tom hanks movie. I like every tom hanks movie except the one where he saves matt damon at the end. [ laughter ] but other than that. Tomorrow as you may know is flag day, and its also our president s birthday. Donald trump turns 73 years old tomorrow. Hes the oldest president ever. Ill send him your best. [ laughter ] how is donald trump only 73 . It feels like hes been president since 73. [ laughter ] anyway, theyre having a fun shindig for him at the white house. Melanias planning to hide inside a cake. Shes not going to jump out, though. Shes going to stay in there a couple years until the coast is cle
Good evening. Thank you for joining us. It was a violent crime. G tee children. Prosecutors believing she did it for love. Now an adopted daughters search for peace after stumbling on a dark truth. Reporter according to Elizabeth Diane downs, she and her three children were shot by a strange man. Reporter it was an unmaamabimaginable crime. Q we had not overlooked any possible suspects. Reporter a mother accused of murdering one of her Young Children and trying to kill the other two. At night when i close my eyes, i can see kristy reaching her hand out to me while im driving. A part of me was afraid that thats where i came from, does that mean thats where im going . Diane downs was a 27yearold mother who had just moved up to oregon from chandler, arizona. . She was a mother of three children, ages 8, 7, 3. She was a postal worker. Reporter on the night of may 19th, diane downs went out for a drive, taking her three children with her. And she took a detour to do some sightseeing. Diane