You drank a bottle of wine, smoked pot with your cousins, and youre still [ laughter ] youre still awake [ laughter ] man, whatever your grandpa said about trump must have really freaked you out. [ laughter ] according to polls, 63 of americans plan to drink on thanksgiving, just as soon as the adults turn their backs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause president yeah [ cheers and applause President Trump issued a thanksgiving proclamation yesterday, and called for the country to rise above divisiveness and celebrate united together as one people. Added trump, even the democrats, nevertrumpers, deepstaters, nfl players, fake news media, women, latinos, muslims, late night hosts and eric [ cheers and applause all of us celebrating as one family the wife of childrens tv icon mr. Rogers revealed in a new interview that he would regularly fart in front of her to make her laugh. [ laughter ] and she would laugh to make him stop [ laughter ] and finally, the New York Post has published a lis
About waters waters, mark ruffalo is here, everybody cheers and applause horses can now fly. How whales can fight terrorists and joe biden is time traveling. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with thanksgiving weekend. Its a stressful holiday and not just because your racist uncle is listening to kanye now, its also because traveling is a nightmare and yesterday the nightmare got worse. Not only was it the busiest day in air travel history but the weather canceled flights. Luckily, theres a new way to help you calm down. The f. A. A. Recently cleared miniature horses to flievment but whats it like to have a horse on board . We joined a woman and her horse as they took a flight. Today is a big day. He understandly is going on a trip with her Service Animal a horse. Thats right, a horse. He understandly is allergic to dogs, so she bonded with her horse, which she has named flirty. Huhoh, flirty sets off a security alarm. The airline require that she sit in the bulkhead.
Lemonis okay, okay. Nina youre not dizzy, are you . Finia nina, you see how aggravating this is . Lemonis im marcus lemonis, and i risk my own money to help businesses. I love investing in american businesses. Woman these people are here because they care. Lemonis its not always easy, but i do it to create jobs, and i do it to make money. Do we have a deal . Lets rock and roll. Man yeah lemonis this is the profit. Im in atlanta, georgia, and im on my way to perimeter mall, and im here to see Macaron Queen, which is a very small startup in the dessert space. Its clear to me that Macaron Queen has a Good Business model on a small scale, but this particular product possesses all the qualities needed to actually become a directtoconsumer product and a big wholesale product. They want to grow, but they want to grow profitably. Woman 2 a princess cake, two of those creme brulees. Lemonis i love french macarons. I would almost call myself a macaron snob. Nina hi lemonis im marcus. Nina hi, im
Thank you for coming out. Live, at 11 p. M take a seat, lets do this thing. Im trevor noah. The democratic president ial debate ended just moments ago and we are coming to you live, thats right, we are live, people, an i will prove it the New York Knicks lost tonight. How could i possibly know that if we werent live. Now on a normal night the debates would be the only news anyone would be talking about. But since trump became president there has been no normal night. So today were going to be covering the debate and were going to be covering the blockbuster impeachment hearings that rocked washington d. C. So first up lets get into it. Tonight was the fifth democratic debate and it took place down in atlanta, george go as Tyler Perry Studios where they film neum rouges movies and tv shows. I will be honest, im just glad joe biden made it to the right sound stage because for awhile he was wandering around in the background of other movies t was really awkward, media was like give me one
Headlines. All right, first things first, if you just bought a tray of sushi from a drugstore or a gas station, and youre about to put one of those pieces in your mouth, wait. Theres something you need to watch first. Readytoeat, salad and spring rolls with being voluntarily recall over fears of listeria contamination. The fuji Food Products are sold in 31 states statesin washington, d. C. Purpose they were shipped to several different retailers, including trader joe as 7eleven and walgreens. Most have sellby dates of november 22december 6. Fuji says consumers should throw out any of the food in their possession. Trevor okay, now you can put it in your mouth. Lets be honest if you bought sushi at a drug store, you dont care if its poison. I mean, Health Warnings are not for people like you, my friends. Like, im not surprised that 7eleven sushi is not top quality. They sell it a 42ownls cup. What did you expect . I dont risk my health on this. Like, my rule for sushi is simple if you ca