You drank a bottle of wine, smoked pot with your cousins, and youre still [ laughter ] youre still awake [ laughter ] man, whatever your grandpa said about trump must have really freaked you out. [ laughter ] according to polls, 63 of americans plan to drink on thanksgiving, just as soon as the adults turn their backs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause president yeah [ cheers and applause President Trump issued a thanksgiving proclamation yesterday, and called for the country to rise above divisiveness and celebrate united together as one people. Added trump, even the democrats, nevertrumpers, deepstaters, nfl players, fake news media, women, latinos, muslims, late night hosts and eric [ cheers and applause all of us celebrating as one family the wife of childrens tv icon mr. Rogers revealed in a new interview that he would regularly fart in front of her to make her laugh. [ laughter ] and she would laugh to make him stop [ laughter ] and finally, the New York Post has published a list of the best movies to watch over thanksgiving coming in at number one, any movie you can watch alone in your room. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, we have such a good show for you tonight. In year six of a tradition, my family is here by that i mean my mother hilary, my father larry, and my brother josh the Meyers Family is here, you guys [ cheers and applause and we are gonna be chatting were going to play some pictionary. Its going to be a fantastic time, but before we get to that, you know, here at late night, every night, i deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that due to being my being a straight white male, it would be difficult for me to deliver them but we dont think that should stop you from enjoying them. So wed like to share them with you now in a segment called, jokes seth cant tell. [ cheers and applause seth you guys, these are two of our writers thats amber thats jenny im black and im gay and were both women. Seth and im not so heres how this works [ light laughter ] i will read the setups to these jokes, and amber and jenny will read the punchlines. Here we go in honor of halloween, two artists in philadelphia recently constructed a lesbian Haunted House. A lesbian Haunted House is just a regular house, but with no cats. [ laughter ] seth according to a new study, the most popular car color in america is white. You can tell the car is white when it has nothing in the trunk. [ laughter and applause seth just a nice flat trunk. Flat trunk. Just a door and then nothing [ laughter ] seth throw the luggage in the back seat. Where . [ laughter ] a jury awarded a st. Louis Police Officer 20 million after supervisors allegedly told him to quote, turn down your gayness. Incidentally, tone down your gayness is also the official slogan of the catholic church. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] seth and now jenny jenny, do you go to church . No, but every year i do give up men for lent. Seth yeah. And all other holidays. [ cheers and applause seth and all the other ones. All other holidays. All of them seth disneys new streaming service, disney plus, already has over 10 million subscribers. And im sure if walt disney was here today, hed say whoa, whoa, whoa black panther . [ laughter and applause seth now, amber, are you going to get disney plus no, im going to get disney minus. Its disney movies minus all the racist characters. Pocahontas is just like, hi, and then the movies over. [ laughter ] seth Delta Airlines recently showed an edited version of the film, booksmart that cut out the movies lesbian sex scene. Even worse, they showed a version of peanuts without [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] seth is she . Oh, she is well seth oh, it never even occurred to me marcies more than a friend seth right, right, right a los angeles food writer is releasing a new cookbook celebrating africanamerican cuisine. Said white people, whats this ingredient. S s salt . Seth hey [ laughter ] white people know salt we know a lot of spices. Name one. Seth scary spice [ light laughter ] alright. Props from the sitcom friends will be auctioned off next month for charity. Fun fact, friends is how my grandpa describes me and my girlfriend [ laughter ] seth and what does he call you and your exgirlfriends . Former coworkers seth ah, yeah. [ light laughter ] the nypd has launched a true crime podcast. And spoiler alert, they did it [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth under a new deal, australias womens soccer team will now be paid the same as the mens team and the u. S. Womens soccer team will now be paid in chuck e. Cheese tokens [ laughter and applause seth now jenny, have you been to chuck e. Cheese . No, but when i dated guys, i used to make out with them like an animatronic puppet. I feel nothing [ light laughter ] seth yeah. Oh, no, i dated one of those [ laughter ] did she have a banjo . Seth oh, my god. Thats a dead giveaway [ laughter ] the Guggenheim Museum recently hired their first full time black curator. A black curator is like a white curator, except they think every statue is too skinny [ laughter and applause seth this next one is about moms jenny, youre a mom, do you want to take it oh, no, no, no, no. We brought a way more experienced mom to help us come on out. [ cheers and applause seth hey everybody [ cheers and applause yeah its my mom, Hilary Meyers everybody. [ cheers and applause woo hi, sweet pea seth hi. Oh, hi sweet pea. Ooh, sweet pea. Seth hey, enough lets do this. You ready . Yeah. Seth okay, according to a recent article, Young Mothers are more likely to have children with adhd. While hot mothers are more likely to have children with talk shows seth oh. [ cheers and applause that was really that was great. Very well done, mom. Very well done hey seth, why dont you tell one now . Seth oh no, i couldnt, you guys come on, just tell one. Seth oh, i dont i feel like if i do one, it will not end well seth, listen to your mother seth okay, okay, okay, okay. In response to a growing trend, a gynecologist in the u. K. Is warning women not to masturbate using electric toothbrushes. But on the plus side, they have absolutely no tartar down there. [ laughter ] seth, no. Oh, how dare you. Seth, no. 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Be there with depend®. thud crash grunting whistle play it cool and escape heartburn fast with tums chewy bites cooling sensation. Tum tututum tums [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause also, what a delight this entire week and especially on thanksgiving, my friend fred armisen has been with us. Give it up for fred, everybody [ cheers and applause and fred, there are so many reasons that im thankful to call you a friend. One is that youre a man of many talents. So many that i feel like people cant even list everything that youre good at but one thing i did not know, that you filled me in on this week, is that you are an art connoisseur. Fred oh yeah, i know all art. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] and i feel like when you say things like, i know all art, people assume, oh i know a lot about art. But you are actually saying you have an art historians knowledge, not just of one type of art or one era of art you know everything about every single painting that has ever been painted fred every single painting since the very first one seth what was the first one . Fred it was the beginnings it was unfinished of one of them, the cave drawings seth uhhuh. Fred and he just started drawing the sort of the top of the head and the back of the neck seth uhhuh. Fred and it was really good work it was really its hard to find. Seth yeah, its hard to find fred yeah, yeah. Seth yeah, i would imagine, cause its in a cave. Fred yeah. [ light laughter ] seth but fred, i do want to stress, if this is something you just like, cause sometimes you get a little nervous with people and then you overstate things, if this isnt true, we dont have to do this fred no, i want to do this seth okay. [ light laughter ] cause i would feel bad if i put you on the spot and made you explain a painting if this is not a true thing fred no, i enjoy this. Seth okay. Its time once again for our segment, fred armisen art aficionado. [ cheers and applause seth you got it. Alright, here we go freddy, you ready . Here we go you hold it like this. [ laughter ] fred, this is Norman Rockwells 1943 painting, freedom from want. Fred, what can you tell us using your art historians knowledge what can you tell us about this painting fred its a very funny story. I know the story behind this painting he was working on Something Else [ laughter ] and his boss at the art company was like, we want a painting of salt and pepper shakers. Right . Seth okay. Fred so theyre like, can you do that . Hes like, what here. So he started painting it. Seth so he started just doing those right there . Fred yeah. Seth okay. Fred hes like, theres your painting, thank you very much. You know, send me the check whenever. And [ laughter ] seth how long did Norman Rockwell work at the art company . Fred his career. His whole career seth oh, his whole career he was at the same art company . Fred theyre like, we hire you for paintings. Seth okay, got you sorry, i cut you off so he finishes the salt and pepper fred and he sends it to them hey, thanks a lot im going to work on my other paintings. And they sent it back. Theyre like, can you add the face of a lady looking at the salt and pepper shaker. Seth yeah. Fred and hes like, alright, great. So, they kept doing this back and forth. So this is one of the first paintings where he was like he did it, actually, angrily he was like, oh my god, here. Here. [ laughter ] he was like, here. Theyre like, can you put a turkey on a plate . Hes like, oh my here, here, here you go. Here are we done . Are we finished with this . And he kept sending it back. And they were like, we know youre mad we are so sorry. This is just like, what we want. Seth yeah. Fred so can you put some white curtains behind them, and then we promise were done. And he was like, very quickly with a house paintbrush behind them he goes seth oh, wow fred hes like seth like very passive aggressively, it sounds like yeah fred oh yeah, yeah seth yeah. Fred yes, he had his ways, and so he sent it to them. [ light laughter ] but the guy who was posing for the very front of the painting seth uhhuh. That guy [ laughter ] thats an actual guy posed for that fred yeah. Like, decided during the thing to turn back at him. And hes like, i dont care im just doing it the way i see it. Seth oh, so this was supposed to be the back of the head fred yes, yeah seth and the guy turned around to look at Norman Rockwell. And he like angrily was like, fine, ill paint it like that. Fred yeah. Hes like, this what they want. Great. I guess hes looking at the camera. Seth so this right here, this famous thing, this is a mistake basically. Fred a mistake, yes. Seth wow fred yeah. Seth what an education fred yeah. Seth thank you so much, fred fred oh, youre very welcome. Seth happy thanksgiving. Fred happy thanksgiving. Seth give it up for fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause well, here it is once again. Its an annual tradition, our guest tonight, as with every thanksgiving, are three of my favorite people in the world please welcome back to the show for their annual thanksgiving day appearance, my mother hilary, my father larry and my brother josh [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth hi, guys. How are you . How have you been doing . Whoa, not a gin and tonic seth yeah, yeah, you have a drink right there. Theres your gin and tonic i think you guys have a couple of scotches down there for yourself i think theyre both here. Alright great seth and well do a quick toast to okay. Seth to the continuing tradition. Congratulations on getting asked back this is a big deal, its an honor. You have been honored to be here thanks for including us if ever were not asked back, theyre going to take it so hard seth yeah, they would take it badly if you werent asked back oh yes. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, i think its not all one sided. Because, if you know the tradition in england, at the tower of london seth mhm. Theres ravens seth yeah. And they say that as long as the ravens never leave the tower of london the British Empire will never fall. Were the ravens seth oh, wow [ cheers and applause wow, thats a he knows as much about history as you do about art. [ laughter ] so, i want to start i had a standup special come out on netflix this year, and [ cheers and applause the lobby baby. Thank you. And i told a story about you, a true story about you, but i know i want to give you a chance to respond to it. The short version of this story is, there was a storm that knocked down a tree in our backyard, and left an ugly, what you found to be an eyesore of a stump. There were some people, one of our neighbors was having some landscaping done they had a bulldozer on their property you offered the bulldozer driver 100 to remove the stump over the course of a couple days he had said hew would do it. He didnt do it. And finally, you became so frustrated that with josh and i young josh and i in the back of the car, you pulled up next to the bulldozer, laid down in front of it, and said you would rather die than live another day with a stump and asked him to run you over with a bulldozer [ laughter ] he ultimately relented, and when he got back in the car when you got back in the car josh said to you, why would you do that with us in the car . And your response to him with no hesitation was, it would not have worked if you werent in the car. Right [ laughter ] seth but you take issue with this story you feel as though i got some of the details wrong . Well, yes because i sound i sound like a lunatic. Seth mhm. [ laughter ] i will i do want you to know that was the intent [ laughter ] and certainly everybody thats seen the special, all 10 or 15 of them have told me [ laughter ] that seth yep that i seem like a lunatic. But the truth is, the truth is that im not a lunatic there were 30 stumps seth got you i was building a backyard for you two seth uhhuh. To play in, which you never did. [ laughter ] but i built the backyard and i wanted the 30 stumps removed. And thats why i laid down in front of the bulldozer but the best part of that story is that i expected that guy to remove 30 stumps for 100. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Now im gonna im glad you made that clarification. But i think most people watching at home even today, with the inflation, would say the key to that story is not the financial deal its the fact that you laid down in front of a bulldozer. [ laughter ] and even if it was all the stumps in the world, that was the act of a crazy person. [ laughter ] josh, is it true that we did not play in the backyard that backyard was built for mosquitos and black flies. Seth yes [ laughter ] it was a we had a lovely front yard we lived on a culdesac there was a street where you could go play. Seth there was a lot of play areas. There was a lot of play areas. And down there was like a sweaty bug haven. Seth yeah. And also, like, the lawn was on a slope, so if you went out with a soccer ball, the ball would just, like, go into the woods. Seth yeah. And it would bump into one of the stumps yeah. [ laughter ] seth it was like a pinball machine. Yeah do you remember this stump story . Do you oh yes, when you boys told me, do you think i thought for a minute that it wasnt true seth yeah. Im married to the lunatic. Seth yeah. I know. Yeah seth you already know. No, it did not surprise me. Seth and by the way, we want to tip our caps to the fact that youve managed to have a thriving marriage. For almost 50 years seth yeah. [ cheers and applause yeah. Seth thats right. Are you calling it off . No. No and ive had a thriving marriage for about 26 seth oh, yeah. Oh, come on seth oh, the zinger. Every other year . Seth the zinger. Hes the wrestling heel, tonight. Yeah. Seth but this is 4th of july this year, will be your 50th wedding anniversary thats right. Seth thats a big deal right, see, and thats why hes [ cheers and applause thats why hes getting testy, because i told them as of that date i am done with cooking. Seth this is a true thing that youre saying oh, theres no doubt. Seth you are not gonna once youve been married 50 years you are done cooking. Thats enough, seth yeah. Thats enough seth and josh, how do you think this is going to go . Horribly. [ laughter ] seth yeah. I mean, i always thought it was a joke seth yes i think that he thought it was a joke and she was just out in l. A. With me for a week, and i brought this up. And she was like, oh, im not kidding. Seth yeah. This is a real thing, like 50 years is enough and its hard to argue with. Seth yeah. Yeah, thats a pretty good deal seth so next year for this show, we might have to have a third couch for dad to sit all the way over there [ laughter ] yeah. Seth as it will be very icy, cause we will be, at that point, a few months into no cooking. So, therell be an opening in New Hampshire [ laughter ] seth oh boy. After the 4th of july seth after the 4th of july it sounds pretty enticing [ laughter ] a lunatic seth wait, you mentioned youre out in l. A. With josh, and you called me pretty eagerly. Yes seth because obviously, you knew this was coming up. And i think this is not just true of you guys, but certainly it was true for me in the days where i was a guest on talk shows, where you are happy when something happens that you can tell on a talk show. Right seth a talk show anecdote. And you called me and you thought you had a real a plus. I thought i had a funny one seth well, lets and this one says, well, its not even funny. Seth well now, lets put it to the test. Alright seth this is what happened please, please, give me a break. So [ cheers and applause so seth here we go. So. Seth let her tell it i take joshy to the hospital to get his operation and its, like, 6 00 in the morning. Seth he had a knee operation. I would start by, dont be that vague with a talk show story [ laughter ] it was a torn meniscus, totally fine im good im good so, i make my way to a coffes seth okay. And i said, can i get some tomato or something on that bagel. And they said, no, we dont do that. Seth gotcha. How about seth and by the way, its a new store. You cant be expected to know how starbucks works. No, well i never go there seth no, obviously if youre asking if you have a tomato for my bagel yeah [ light laughter ] so, anyhow, they said how about a little, like, a circle thing of a egg white seth uhhuh. And i said, that sounds tasty. I mean, its cooked. Its not raw seth right, right, yeah. They didnt say they didnt say circle thing either no. They were like, how about an egg . Seth and we knew it was cooked we didnt think they like, would you like a loose yolk . Come on come on. [ laughter ] seth we dont have tomatoes. Would you like a loose yolk . No so, any how seth okay. They bring it to me seth okay. And im sitting at a stool like a high top, and im eating it seth these are great details. Yeah [ laughter ] and i didnt think it tasted too good seth right, okay maybe a little plain a little plain. Seth yeah. So, i went over to the counter. Seth sure. And i found myself a salt and a pepper seth uhhuh. So i go back, and i put it liberally on seth great, good object work [ laughter ] then i take a little bite i go, ew, i cant even eat this its so sick. And it turns out i look at the things seth the salt and the pepper the salt and the pepper but its vanilla and cinnamon. [ laughter and applause i guess some kind of nitwits put that in their coffee seth yeah, yeah. I think so who knew . Seth there you go. If fred was there, he would have known right away. Seth yeah, exactly when he saw the packet. Seth well, i will say, i do think that one thing that people will take away from this story is, you dont go to starbucks a lot. Right seth yeah. Yeah. Seth i want to ask about this as well, josh, we i filmed the special in minnesota. Yeah. Seth and you came out with me [ cheers and applause there we go. And it was great, because we taped the special on a friday. And then, celebratory, stayed out really late. And then the next day, one of our good friends Brian Stanchfield invited us out on Lake Minnetonka yeah, he got a boat he loves his boat. Seth he loves his boat, and this is sort of two acts ill hand you the photos of our time oh sure so, if you havent been to Lake Minnetonka, you got to go its fantastic its incredible. Seth good lake and theres there are restaurants that you just pull up, and you dock your boat you throw a rope to a guy. He brings it in. You tip him in, and then you go eat. So, this is us leaving lord fletchers classic place on minnetonka weve got our minnetonka shirts on seth over here posh. Posh, over to one. There you go [ cheers and applause there you go there we go seth two cool guys two cool guys seth drank a few beers right . Drank a few a couple beers. Seth yeah. Not a lot of beers. And then a 10 minutes later, were on the boat. Stanchfield opens it up. Were cruising and [ laughter ] here we go [ cheers and applause rdnd you. Seth yeah. And you did a lot to get ready for the show and you had, like, done a show i think there was a debate that night, and then you seth yeah. Yeah, that thursday night we did a live show here yeah there was a live show, then you flew out you got no sleep, two shows. And in a normal circumstance, you can fall asleep like that. Seth i can fall asleep anywhere wherever, yeah you do fall asleep anywhere seth yeah. On a motorboat flying through Lake Minnetonka. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] it was awesome it was a good nap. It was a real good nap it was a great nap. Yeah seth we are now its very exciting were going to play a game of pictionary. Great [ cheers and applause seth and i do we obviously have to pair off in teams. And i want you to be happy so, well let you play with dad. Is that good [ laughter ] alright, you can play with me. Okay perfect. Seth so, itll be mom and i against dad and josh well be right back with a round of Meyers Family pictionary. [ cheers and applause right now at kohls its time to stock up and save. And spend your kohls cash take 50 to 60 off sweaters. And outerwear. Take up to 60 off winter sleepwear. And take 60 to 70 off holiday trim and decor plus stock up and save on bed and bath and kohls takes your amazon returns too kohls. E competition and we broke through. 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All of this is on loan from jimmy fallon and the tonight show, so we give thanks to them [ cheers ] [ laughter ] and we do hope that we do them a proud. Here are the rules 30 seconds on the clock. Well each take a turn then well have a showdown where both teams draw the same clue at the same time worth double the points may the best team win. The teams are josh and dad, me and mom. And josh, why dont you go first . Dad, you sit over there. And mom and i can sit here perfect [ cheers and applause seth all right, tell us josh, tell us what the category is, as well. It should it say it on the on the oh, yeah, yeah. Seth on your card. I got a phrase. Seth a phrase. A phrase. Seth oh, as soon as you start, the 30 seconds will start. All right and im guessing it, yeah seth yeah. Yeah. Okay. [ laughter ] seth so confi idea. Seth so over confident [ laughter ] albert. [ laughter ] eyes looking. Looking at the [ laughter ] stars. [ laughter ] yeah, i dont know looking at times up seth all right cool. How many did we get . [ laughter ] seth all right what is it what was it, posh . A closer look. Seth oh oh. [ applause ] seth that is a burn. That is a burn are we going to have a buzzer . All right, great i think thats a nice addition [ laughter ] we could have got a seth kind of famous. Yeah. Seth in game shows [ laughter ] its not fair, i never heard that phrase before [ laughter ] seth this is a person, place, or thing. You have to specify [ laughter ] seth thats the category oh, okay. All right, gotcha. Seth do you think i read all the categories [ laughter ] seth this is a person, place, thing, color or automobile [ laughter ] stop it okay [ laughter ] seth all right [ laughter ] all right. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] candle. [ laughter ] pants, big pants [ laughter ] shot in the oh, wicked big pants. [ laughter ] um person, place, or thing. Um mommy jeans . [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] oh, it was a good idea. The buzzer was a good idea this game seth Bruce Springsteen [ laughter ] oh, and hes my favorite. [ cheers and applause seth boy so seth were off to a real dud of a start yeah. [ light laughter ] all right daddys a real good drawer, though, so seth is he a real good drawer he is seth can we make sure Bruce Springsteen never sees whats up there now . [ laughter ] he does have great big arms, though seth yeah, well, those are thats from playing the guitar seth thats thats supposed to be his jacket. Oh. Okay [ light laughter ] thats the cover thats the album [ laughter ] in case youre wondering, thats the album cover for darkness at the edge town. Okay. Daddy apparently cant read this is a person, place, or thing. Seth person, place, or thing. Watch and learn, people watch. Seth okay. [ laughter ] very confident [ cheers and applause very confident. Seth very confident. Um [ laughter ] oh, thats really bad yeah. Thats a bird . Jonathan livingston seagull. [ laughter ] watch and learn, everybody [ laughter ] daffy duck donald duck. [ laughter ] wait. Um [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause duck, duck, duck, bird seth duck bird lever [ laughter ] okay, wait, hold on seth well, no, the buzzer went off [ laughter ] and then seth yeah. They need a better buzzer seth we need a better buzzer i dont think thats what the problem is [ laughter ] all right, what do you think this is . Seth uh a turkey. I dont know. Seth turducken its a turkey seth oh. [ cheers and applause mom, your turn they all knew they all knew. Seth they all knew yeah. Seth they all knew, because they see the whole time what the answer is. [ laughter ] do they wait is her seth yeah. Is hilary not drawing seth she is drawing but i didnt im going to take this paper off i havent drawn yet seth because i feel like it would have taken a long time. All right im taking my shoes off, because i might go flying. Seth youre taking your shoes off . Yeah. Yeah. Seth well, well, well. [ laughter ] pictionary after dark. [ laughter ] all right oh, my favorite number is three. And its already gone. Seth all right oh, bummer. Okay. All right. [ laughter ] seth all right, remember, dont show it to us. All right, thats definitely dont pull your seth best way to do that. Dont pull your [ laughter ] all right, im doing this for you, seth. Seth yup do you know the category . Do you want to tell him i dont know what the category is. Its on the bottom. Oh, its a phrase seth a phrase. All right seth its a phrase oh. [ laughter ] all right. Wait a minute, here we go. Seth all right, remember, as soon as you start, its 30 seconds but you know how terrible of a drawer i am. Seth okay. All right. Well, not that anyone else has done very well seth yeah, thats true [ laughter ] all right ready . Seth and go. It is a its florida its oh. Seth its [ cheers and applause the smile. Smile . Um seth um uh its oh. [ laughter ] seth it is oh, my god, this is it is turn that frown up side down [ laughter ] um [ buzzer ] what is it its florida. Can also be called actually, that was New Hampshire [ laughter ] seth wait, what . But but, so that could be called a what . Well, a state yes, and whats that . Seth a smile no. [ laughter ] i was seth a swing yes seth swing state havent you heard of that term in politics seth yes [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] man, let me tell you, the bar is low when that gets applause. [ laughter ] i have friends in the audience seth you do. [ cheers and applause thank you thank you. Seth all right we got to do the same one. All right oh, this is the seth yeah, this is this is for all the marbles [ laughter ] intentionally a single marble. Seth okay. What is it . Whats the category . Its a person, place, or thing. Okay, ready oh, boy seth and go. Um [ laughter ] oh, boy. [ laughter ] baby pants. [ laughter ] diaper. Bib baby mmhmm. Baby. [ laughter ] baby bunting. [ cheers and applause baby socks. Baby socks. Baby baby slippers. [ laughter ] baby shoes. Baby piano [ buzzer ] baby grand oh baby grand piano [ cheers and applause [ dinging seth were going to take it. Or well be here all night [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thanks again to jimmy fallon and the tonight show. Well be back with more late night. [ cheers and applause theres brushing and theres oralb power brushing. Oralb just cleans better. Its the one inspired by dentists. With the round brush head. Oralbs gentle rounded brush head removes more plaque along the gumline. For cleaner teeth and healthier gums. Oralb. Brush like a pro. 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Were celebrating thanksgiving with my family and during the commercial break, my mom did lean over and whisper, i got a lot of fans in the audience. So [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause just to know shes feel very she feels very supported this is a tradition. This is six years in the making four years, this is the fourth year of this other tradition. First couple years, we had one kid. He could not stay up this late to be on the show. Now we got two kids who are two young to stay up this late but now for the fourth year in a row, weve dressed up all of our existing children, whether its one or two in turkey costumes. [ light laughter ] and our dog frisbee as a pilgrim. And here is two turkeys and a pilgrim. [ audience aws ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause happy thanksgiving. Seth there it is [ cheers and applause now we obviously will send videos you facetime with the boys you sent a video to ash. Hes still a little traumatized. Yeah, but so am i seth yeah. [ light laughter ] explain first where you were dont quite explain what happened in the video. Well let that be our sure. Well, my girlfriends an equestrian, and she works at a barn in malibu and because of the fires, they had evacuated a couple camels and brought them to this barn. Seth yeah. And i was like, well, ill take a video for ash of these camels and send it to him. Seth yeah, and i think that was good instinct. I think, you know, kids like seeing animals they have never seen before, like camels yeah, i like seeing it. Seth yeah. I like seeing camels. Seth i mean, i think everybody gets pretty excited when they see a camel. If you see a camel, i hope youre excited seth yeah. Yeah. [ light laughter ] seth but lets see what ash saw. Hey, ash i come to this barn and theres this camel [ laughter ] [ camel noises ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth safe to say, he will not yeah. Seth he will not he will not be engaging with camels much yeah. I mean, well, it was in a lot of ways, it was a warning. Seth it was a warning. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth and now, every time he sees a camel in new york city he turns and goes the other way [ laughter ] seth weve talked a lot, before ash was born, about what you guys had big plans of what you were gonna be called as grandparents right seth you wanted a swedish grandmother name yes, mormor seth mormor is what you wanted [ cheers ] and you wanted to be called . Cisco seth yeah, cisco [ laughter ] and it didnt take neither of them really took. No. No. Seth but then you ended up with grandparent names that i think are i mean equally as unique as mormor and cisco oh, better. Yeah. Seth which is early on he couldnt say grandparents. He couldnt say grandpa or grandma, and so instead he said panca i was paca. Paca yairy seth panca panca panca panca yairy and im panca hurry seth panca hurry panca hurry hurry [ laughter ] seth which seems like some Eastern European grandma, grandpa name right seth but he refers to you collectively as the pancas yes yes [ laughter ] seth and its pretty great because it is pretty great. Seth yeah. Well, cause when people overhear him saying like, you know, where the pancas are coming. [ laughter ] i think people picture some real old world [ laughter ] like the cossacks or something. Seth yeah the cossacks, like that youre gonna with like pulling pulling a cart behind you. Yeah, pancas, theyll be here later tonight. [ laughter ] yes. Lady panca, man panca. Seth its good. Its good, yeah. Good pancas. [ laughter ] seth full moon is good omen for pancas. [ laughter ] its very exciting though, because its really fun when you have to explain to people the origin of it yeah. Seth and you know, and again like, im heart broken that youre not mormor, and pretty psyched that youre not cisco. [ laughter ] well, some day josh may have children, we have another shot at it. [ laughter ] seth there is one things you know, having two boys, and our kids are exactly the same amount of time apart as you and i. Two years seth 2 years and 11 days yeah. Seth which is crazy. And i hope that you know, obviously my hope is that theyll be as good a friends as we are theres one thing that i hope will not be the case, which is that axel, the younger one like you, will not sell out his older brother the way you did time and time again, when we were growing up [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] most famously most famously we like rules seth we like rules in our family we love rules seth i had i had a serious orthodontier in my youth, up to including a headgear that i had to wear at night. Yeah. [ light laughter ] there was no invisalign. Seth no, back in the day invisalign was not a thing. Seth there was heavy gear. And it was i was not getting we were not getting the results we wanted from my orthodontier no, and the orthodontist was berating me. Seth yeah. And said implying that i wasnt, you know, exercising enough parental control. Yes how did you take that i didnt take it. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] to the point that to basically to encourage me to wear my head gear, you offered josh money yes seth if he could catch me sleeping without it . Yes [ light laughter ] because josh when he was little, he would do anything for money [ laughter ] and so i said that if josh could catch seth without his head gear, seth would have to pay him a dollar seth yeah. And youd pay it wasnt it wasnt seth yeah, i would come out of my allowance. Yeah. It wasnt headgear. What did we call that . Seth right, we, again, from the family that brought you pancas, we we called my headgear, my gummy a gummy seth yeah. [ laughter ] and josh what was your who were you employed by in these years . The gummy patrol. Seth yeah. Yeah. [ laughter ] i was the gummy patrol working for a shadow organization, whom i cant confirm or deny who it was. [ laughter ] seth and so can you give just give a normal take of how the gummy patrol would work and how it would go for me well, i would see my target seth yup [ light laughter ] brushing his teeth seth yeah. And i would go into his room and hide in the closet or under the bed. Seth yeah. In a drawer in a drawer seth yeah. [ light laughter ] i was really small. [ laughter ] under the desk and then as soon as the lights would go out, and it was confirmed my target was supposed to be sleeping, i would pop out and scream, gummy patrol. [ laughter ] which would be heard by them in their room seth yeah. And then it would be like, dollar. [ light laughter ] seth and i do want to stress all these years later, the trauma for me doesnt come from losing a dollar. [ laughter ] the trauma comes from you scamg gummy patrol. Oset and [ laughter ] and to this day, i cant sleep without a night light. A full grown man [ laughter ] well, youre on television. Your teeth are pretty straight i dont know if they would be without me so i feel like [ cheers and applause seth thats a very good point. Hilary, larry and josh meyers, everybody. Stick around well be right back. [ cheers and applause [ dramatic music ] this holiday. Ahhhhh ahhhhh a distant friend returns. Elliott. You came back and while lots of things have changed. Wooooah woah its called the internet. Some things havent. Get ready for a reunion 3 million light years in the making. Woohoo yeah [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to my parents, hilary, larry, my brother josh fred armisen and of course the 8g band. And i would also like to give my sincere thanks on this day to our incredible crew and everybody who works at late night. Its a family outside [ cheers and applause of this one and it is such a joy to work with them every day. Were also collectively all thankful to nbc for giving us this incredible show to do every night. And thankful to all of you for spending time with us each and every week it is such a joy to do this show for you. And i also want to thank my wife, alexi, and her parents they were here last year, and they are all fighting a terrible cold that my children have given them [ laughter ] and were hoping by next year, they have fought through that cold so that they can be back here but genuinely, we hope youre all having a wonderful time with your family. Weve had so much time having our family with you. And thats it, you guys. Stay tuned for lilly singh. And we will see you tomorrow happy thanksgiving [ cheers and applause lilly tonight on a little late with lilly singh we are going to gather some of the most exciting voices in comedy to roast santa claus. The only person whos met more kids in the mall is r. Kelly lilly ooh. [ audience ohs ] then im going to sit down with Academy Awardwinner and my hero charlize theron. I was following emily blunt, and somebody was like, no, emilys not on social media. I was like, oh, she is. I follow her. I was like, hey ems, whats up, il