Headlines. All right, first things first, if you just bought a tray of sushi from a drugstore or a gas station, and youre about to put one of those pieces in your mouth, wait. Theres something you need to watch first. Readytoeat, salad and spring rolls with being voluntarily recall over fears of listeria contamination. The fuji Food Products are sold in 31 states statesin washington, d. C. Purpose they were shipped to several different retailers, including trader joe as 7eleven and walgreens. Most have sellby dates of november 22december 6. Fuji says consumers should throw out any of the food in their possession. Trevor okay, now you can put it in your mouth. Lets be honest if you bought sushi at a drug store, you dont care if its poison. I mean, Health Warnings are not for people like you, my friends. Like, im not surprised that 7eleven sushi is not top quality. They sell it a 42ownls cup. What did you expect . I dont risk my health on this. Like, my rule for sushi is simple if you cant see the person making it, you should not be eating the sushi. Its the same reason i dont adopt kids. If i wasnt there to see you being born, how do i know youre not just a raccoon in a baby costume. Im not getting tricked again ive been fooled once laughter i also feel bad for the Health Department officials who have to enforce this rule, because theyre going to go into the Convenience Store like, im afraid your 7eleven sushi has gone bad. And clerk will be like, and . No, the sushi here could be making people sick . Your point is . Although i do get why drugstores sell sushi. It makes sense. They have a pharmacy. Theyre trying to sell more penicillin. Yeah. Plus its good in case of laxatives are out of stock. Were out of exlax, but have you tried our spicy crab roll. And, honestly, i admire people who go to drugstores to buy sushi. Forget bungee jumping. You guys are the real thrill seekers. Ive got a business meeting in 40 minutes and i dont know where the nearest bathroom is. Lets do this yeah speaking of sea creatures, this nextistic over the past few years, weve seen images of coral reefs that have been devastated by rising sea temperatures due to Climate Change. And, unfortunately, half of these delicate ecosystems around the world have already been lost. But now, scientists have come up with a weird new idea for saving them, and it seems to be working. In an effort to help save the coral reefs, listen to this. Scientists are suggesting a little different approach. A new study shows a little bit of noise coming from underwater speakers was enough to bring dying coral back to life. Researchers played recordings from healthy reefs around reefs that were close to dying. Well, they found a 50 increase of marine life. Trevor another wait what . laughter theyre using sound recordings from healthy parts of the ocean to inspire sick coral to get better . That is amazing imagine if you had a sick relative in the hospital you went in with a recording of all her friends having a expaert that helped her get better. You have ebola, granny . How about now . What if it turns out all the other negative side effects of Climate Change could be solved by something this simple. Maybe the way to stop cows from farting is to hang out with another cow they have a crush on. Hey, girl. Hey, girl. And i know the idea of playing sounds to help heal the ocean sounds ridiculous, but sound is a really powerful tool. I mean, like, think about this in the hospital, every time that machine goes beeeeb the person dies. laughter they should take that machine up on the of the hospital. It seems dangerous. But lets move on to an international story. Kim jongun is back in the news again, reminding us all why he got nickname little rocket man. North korea is threatening the u. S. With an unwelcome Christmas Gift. The north october accused the u. S. Of stalling Nuclear Negotiations because of the upcoming president ial elections. The country is giving the u. S. Until the end of the year to drop its hostile policy. North koreas socalled Christmas Gift may be a longrange Ballistic Missile test. Thats a weapon capable of reaching american cities. Trevor oh, boy kim jongun is saying if the United States doesnt do what he wants, then america is going to get an unwelcomed Christmas Gift. And analysts say that means another big missile launch. But whons . Maybe its a peleton. You dont know, yeah. laughter which, for President Trump, would be even worse. It would be like, no, why didnt you just blow us up okay, its 6 00 a. M. , starting day one. laughter and, by the way, by the way, i know kim jongun is a horrible dictator who kills his people and threatens the world, but you have to admit, his photos look stung. laughter they really do. I mean, if they had instagram in north korea, that would get a ton of likes. I mean, look at that. The horse looks beautiful. Kim jong looks majestic. I genuinely commend that photographer. Although i guess when your life depends on take a good photo, youll take a good photo. Kim jongun is like, make this a good one. Yes, sir. Make sure i dont like fat. Finally, some news about one of this years hottest holiday gifts, just in time for you to remove it from your wish list. A consumer alert from the f. B. I. This morning about the risk of owning a smart tv. The f. B. I. Says hackers can use your tv to change channels, send your kids inappropriate videos, or cyberstalk your home. Agents recommend learning what features are on your tv and how to control them, come up with your own unique passwords, and make sure you know how to disable microphones and cameras. The f. B. I. Also recommends placing tape over the tvs camera. Trevor oh, shit layof laughter hackers can now break into your tv and watch you . This is terrifying. No, i would rather have someone leak a sex tape of me than see what i look like when im watching tv. laughter yeah, because, when im watching tv alone, that is when im at my most gross. laughter im playing with my toes, scratching me belly. Sometimes i spill catch up on my shirt. And because im lazy i try to suck it out. laughter hacking your tv . And by the way, are hackers just running out of things to hack now. They started on computers and phones. Now theyre hacking tvs. Whats next, are they going to start hack our smarpt toaster. Haha, trevor liking the level four. Lets see if we make the brown level two. And im like, its not crunchy the only good part of the story is when they said the hack cers also change the channel youre watching. That part i actually think is kind of nice because i hate having to find the remote. Now i can just be sitting at home like, dimitri, change the channel and the hacker will be like, time for baby yoata. Here you go. Speaking as someone who is on tv, i think it makes it exciting for me because i could be getting a new bunch of accidental viewers because of the hackers all the time. Hey, new friend. laughter sorry, i know you were probably trying to watch the knicks game, but i think youll find im not that different. I also lose every time i play basketball. laughter all right, thats it for the headlines. Lets move on to our top story. cheers and applause the nato summit. Its the annual meeting of the worlds most powerful alliance. Sort of like if the avengers were extremely concerned about steel tariffs. And yesterday, the meeting got off tie rocker start. President trump had a Testy Exchange with the president of france. He called out canada for not pulling its weight financially. And he demanded that germany not pronouncing their ws like vs. Were make you made i wienel sound a lot less funny. Later in the day it lead to something nobody has seen before a bunch of World Leaders caught on camera laughing at americas president behind his back. Breaking overnight air, video that might just drive the president crazy. It appears to show the canadian Prime Minister, justin trudeau, the president president , emmanuel macron, and british Prime Minister Boris Johnson laughing at how the president conducted himself yesterday. Watch this. Trevor man. laughter that that video that video is amazing for two reasons. One, it is crazy that we were able to hear a private conversation between major World Leaders. Like dthey not know this was happening . And, two, when World Leaders get together, theyre gossipy bitches just like the rest of us. laughter applause i thought i thought after meetings with trump, World Leaders would be like, okay, we need to go back and draw up a new treaty. Instead theyre out there like, what was he wearing . And the french guy is like, he cant speak english. I mean, i dont speak english, but he really cant speak english it turns out nato is so catty they should get andy cohen to host it. While most thought this video was hilarious, there was one person who did not find it funny. We got the president leaving a testy nato summit. Leaders appear to be mocking him behind the scenes, and that was the last straw, the president responding right in front of the cameras take a look. Did you see the video of Prime Minister trudeau talking about you last night . Well, hes twofaced. The president was scheduled to have a press conference before he left, but during that bilateral meeting, after he was asked about this video thats going viral of trudeau that we played for you, the president said, well, i dont think im going to have the press conference now. I think after my bilateral meetings, ill just get on the plane and head back home. Trevor yeah, in response to what happened, trump called trudeau twofaced and announced that he was leaving the summit early. And you know what, you know what . To be fair, trumps not wrong. Justin trudeau is twofaced. Hes got a white one and a brown one. And as for him going home, as for trump going home early, guys, i think they hurt his feelings. laughter yeah, its like trump was at a sleepover and all the other kids turned on him, you know. And now hes just there like, mom, i know its a day early, but can you come pick me up from nato . laughter and, look, i know a lot of people dont like trump, but i dont care who you are, man, every single one of us knows this feeling, finding out all the cool kids at school are laughing at you. laughter you run home all the way crying. You know when youre a kid and you cry you run with your arms dangling by your side. Aaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaahaah. laughter and for the trump the most hurtful thing is probably the fact that Boris Johnson joined in. Thats a shitty thing. Thats shitty, boris. Thats a shitty move, boris. Thats your friend you know who boris is . Boris is that one kid you think is your real friend, and then you see him over there trying to fit in with everyone else telling them your deepest secrets. And, also, donald told me he still pees the bed. I told that to you in confidence, boris. laughter so shitty. So President Trump was clearly hurt by what happened and decided to head home early. But before he left, before he best left, he tried to get back at all these other dudes by making new friends. President trump has lunch with a select group of nato nations, what President Trump calls the twopercenters. Thats a group of eight other nato nations who are spending 2 of their g. D. P. On defense. They include bulgaria, greece, britain, estonia, romania, lithuania, latvia, and poland. Trevor okay, this is just embarrassing now. Trumps rolling with romania, lithuania, and latvia because of what happened . Its almost like the popular kids dropped him, and now hes eating lunch at the loser table. Theyre probably really nice. Dont be sad, donald. You can have some of my horse tongue. Its boiled and pickled get away. laughter so look, man, clearly, nato did not go well for donald trump. And ill be honest. I dont blame the donald for flying home early. Mr. President , you shouldnt be in a place where people are going to laugh at you behind your back. You get on air force one and you fly straight back home, where we promise that we will laugh at you to your face. cheers and applause well be right back. Ive been working on cars my whole life, and that has an effect on how i work today. Ive been trained to notice things that most human eyes dont see. I treat every car i work on like its my own, and take so much pride in what i do. We sign off, so you can sign on. Look what we did we made it thin. How is this possible, you ask . Its not. But we gone done it anyway. Reeses thins. Not sorry. Oh what fun it is to ride in a onehorse open sleigh, buble sparkling water. Its buble cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is a grammy awardwinning musician. You know here from alabama shakes. Her debut solo album is called jaime. Please welcome brittany howard. cheers and applause cheers and applause trevor welcome, welcome. Welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. Trevor it is truly such a great honor to you have here, not just because im a fan of your music. Because im a fan of how much people are a fan of your music, which sounds like a weird thing. But i always love artists that just get people excited wherever they go. Have you ever have you ever wonder idea people love everything you do, just beyond the music . Well, i like to think im just who i am. Im not putting on any false pretense, and im coming up here and just trying to make people feel more comfortable about being who they are and to embrace that. And i feel like thats kind of the best thing i can do right now at this moment in time. Trevor is just be yourself. Just be myself. applause thank you trevor and being yourself has been really good, you know. You have you have a bunch of grammys with alabama shakes, and now, with your debut solo album, two grammy nominations. Congratulations. Thank you. applause thank you, thank you. Its been wild. Its been a wild ride. You know, i used to work for the post office. I used to work for crackerbarrel. I used to work for shoneys i dont know if you know what that is. I had so many jobs, but in the back of my mind, i will always do music. And i will always love music, and this might be the best i get for now. But i still got that dream. And being here on this show. This is the first time ive ever spoken on this show. cheers and applause thats wild. Thats wild. Having grammys, thats wild. Trevor it is wild. Its crazy. Trevor youve been on a wild journey, and it is a scary step to take, because, you know, alabama shakes is really successful. Youre headlining festivals and, you know, youre selling out smash concerts. And then you go out and create a solo album, which is a terrifying stage for any musician to take in their career, you know, to move to that next stage. The stories that you writes. And the music and the songs. And what youre talking about is truly one of the most personal experiences ive heard in songs that youve been on. You know, for instance, the song goat head, is a story of your mom and dad and how, as an interracial couple, people did not want them to exist. Can you tell the audience what goat head is inspired by . Yeah, goat head is a story this song started as a story that my mother told me when i was around 14 years old. I grew up, and i was very lucky to have the ignorance that my mothers white, my fathers black, and we all get along, for the most part, and we love each other. And i thought that was going to be my experience in the world. When i got a little bit older, my mom was like, no, no, no. It was not easy. My mom told me this story about sleeping in her apartment and my father coming to visit, and when he woke up the next morning to go to work, his car, the windshield was bashed in, and the tires were slashed and slurs written on the car. And in the back seat was a goats head. And they basically were saying, stop this now. Stop this love that you guys share. And that was hard to hear. And its always been in the back of my mind. And its always been there. And once i wrote this song, i had a chance to release it, you know. And i think telling my parents story, even if its not my story, i think its doing them some good, too, just to say, this happened. This was wrong, and this is what happened, and i think other people need to hear about this. Its a beautiful record. I can genuinely see why it was nom naiptd everybody who listened to it loved it, including myself. One part that touched me, the title of the album is jaime. Yes. Trevor why did you call the album jaime . Yeah, uhm, i had a sister, you know, older sister. And she passed away when i was nine, and she was 13 years old. She had a really rare type of cancer. Its called retinoblastoma. And i lost her at a young age. And she taught me everything about being creative and using my imagination, because when i was growing up, we didnt have a lot of money. We didnt have a lot of video games and all this stuff. It was just us outside. And my sister would say, well, you can write a song. You can have a good time. Or we can go play in this creek. Or we can go find snakes. You know, i grew up in alabama, so we went in the creek, looking for snapping turtles. But she taught me how to use my mind to create world that i wanted. And so when it came time for me to make a record like this, this record is so much of my world and so much of how i feel, that it was only appropriate to say, like, thank you, and put her name on it. applause trevor congratulations. Again, and again and again and again. Im so excited that youre going to be performing on the show later. Tickets for her spring tour go on sale december 6. And jaime is available now. Stay tuned. Brittany howard after the break performing on the show. Well be right back. cheers and applause donald trump failed as a businessman. He borrowed billions and left a trail of bankruptcy and broken promises. He hasnt changed. I started a tiny investment business, and over 27 years, grew it successfully to 36 billion dollars. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. Im running for president because unlike other candidates, i can go head to head with donald trump on the economy, and expose him fo what he is a fraud and a failure. [explosiahhh gunfire] what . 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Guess who just got reinstated well, not officially. Nervous . Yeah. Yeah me too. Dont worry about it, well figure it out. Ill see ya in there just ok is not ok. At t has americas best network, now with our best plans, at our best prices, starting at 35 a line for 4 lines. New from at t. Not much, how about you . Are you answering my text in person . I am. Yeah. Lol. Come on in. This is tech that helps you be there. The nissan altima. Now offering the most techadvanced engine in its class. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. Now to perform short and sweet from her album jaime, please welcome brittany howard. There are miles between us time between us there is something between us i may be a fool to dream of you but, god, it feels so good to dream at all something short and sweet theres always a light on my head for you i am waiting i am waiting times always trying to kill me there are mountains between us there is time between us oh, aint there something between us . Something short and sweet i dont care if i should do you wanna hurt me . Cuz ive been hurting all alone it didnt kill me, no, but it wasnt no fun but come and get you some just the beginning i only want the beginning well give each other all of our best and then time can do what it wants with it there are mountains between us there is time between us oh, aint there something between us . Something short and sweet so, why cant i wait . Why cant i wait . Why cant i think . Why cant i wake without you always appearing . Oh, i better not wait too long because time is gonna kill it time is gonna kill it time is gonna kill it time is gonna kill it cheers and applause we ordered 10,000 units. That sounds good. Pretty cool, huh . Theyre speaking to mom in japanese, and mom hears them in english. Can you understand me . Yes, i can understand you. Okay. I have a lot of questions. How do you guys fly . What does santa do in the summer . Is mrs. Claus a good cook . Do you guys get presents . Can you roller skate or ice skate . cheers and applause trevor well, thats our show for tonight. Thank you so much for tuning in. Well be back again tomorrow, but first, here it is, your moment of zen. laughing captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [applause and cheering] announcer and now, david spade [applause and cheering] david hi hey [applause and cheering] david all right, guys all right. Sit right down. Welcome, everybody. On the show tonight weve got andrea, brent, and adam. These guys. Thank you thanks for coming. [applause and cheering] david you know, today is national dice day. Oh [laughter] victory, victory, you get it. David thats dice. The next thing is terrible, disney does not have enough baby yodas for the holiday season. Oh. David they said to meet demand, theyll be painting sweat shop workers green. Feels like a shortterm solution
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