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and welcome to hannity.y and tonight, democrats, they are in complete panic modet ,the media mob. they re pretty hysterical. and talk of mutiny inside the democratic party is now widespread. democr partywe are one day remoo the first 2024 presidential debate. it did not go well for joe biden. it went very wel joel, donald trump. in fact, many analysts, including myself, believe that for joe biden, this was the single worst debate performance in american televised presidential debate history. bate perrmancehere s a politico, quote, democrats really have no way to spin biden s disastrousbe debate and another quote w t f panic. dems start looking for alternatives to bidepanin. here s an actual headline from fake news cnn. wen actualeadlin are effed. democrats despair over biden debate performance. t don t blame me for the language. anyway, everyonehe watching last night witnessed what a weak, wiail, mentally impaired, man with a very poor memory. they saw the thousany poord yard
yes, yes. haed it right into veins. happy tuesday, everyone. so bad news for hunter biden. nw will close dozens of underperforming restaurantsnt ,complaining that lately sales have been flat. oh, good. i know. i feel dirty saying it.me some filing for bankruptcy file under chapter 38 double d. all right, i ll stop. the new york times reportsyork that joe biden prepping for the cnn presidential debate inside an airplane hangar. apparently, they succeeded in finding the one place where he won t bumairplap into anythih to reduce distraction. cner wn has declared thursday s debate will have no live audience and only one live candidate. where are msnbc s andrea mitchell criticize biden because his inner circle is made up of all white men in their sixties. is w, who else does she think is joe s bone marrow match? by the way, she s married to an old white guy. guy ink. yeah. and for money. anyway, as you ve heard th debate, for the the president has been sequestered since last wee