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First they lie, then o attackr i you for saying its a lie. Then they say it may be false, but itsngt ay still fits a pattern of other lies they believe to be trueerbeli. Which is how we got this weekends bloodbath of a blood bath. The media claim trump predicts a bloodbath if he loses. Of course, leaving out that trump was referring to the Automotive Industrheump Wa they if bidens policies continue through the media hibident the context like a microphone i and a construction worker n thworkersupported body. Oh, i told you that was a bad joke. That heres what trump actually said. Let me tell you somethingy sn to china, if youre listening, president xi and you and i are friendhinafs, but He Underss Ide way i deal those Eabig Monster Car Manufacturing Plants that youre building ma youin mexico now and you thik youre going to get that, youre going to not americans and youre going to sell the cars as now were going to putell a 100 tariffe on every single car that comesae across the line. And youre not going to be able to sell those guys. Ifhose i get elected now. If i dont get elected, its going to be bloodbath for the whole. Thats going to be the least of it. There leas. O be a bloodbath the country that thatll be the least of it. At least have it. So there you gre yo. Rred t clearly, trumps bloodbath referred to the impact that chinese and mexican imports on our auto industry. Trumps not suggesting will bathe in blood. Even pelosi, who actually Bathesyone Wil eve in blood to p her figure. Oh man. But trumps actual words make at cornis new york headline about s accurate as stevie wonderbloodb playing bloodbath. Onally once again, its the media who pretend to misunderstand. J truth is, of course, its just a deliberate hoax machine doing what it does best, taking something out of context, creating a story best. Around it, the and trusting their media pals E Hostng Yout and a whol of other media hacks did. While assuming youre too dumb to notic te, heres nancy pelosi at ground zero for hoaxes. Cnn we just have to win this election because hes evenotectg predicting a bloodbath. . What does that mean . Hes going to exact a bloodbat h. Theres something wrong here. How respectful i am of the American People and their goodness. Dot how much more do they have to see from him to understanduru that . This isnt what our country is about. Nt imm. Have a scary thought. Gs watching latest versionh. Of faces of death. Talk about hard hitting tha questions. You rarely see that many softballs tossed Outsidet Manysa barbeque. Hey, dana bash, your eyes orw something . Next time. So we know that youre alivee. M but like most trump hoaxes, this one stood up to scrutinyth is oas well as. Jesses hair in a wind tunnel that. He looks pretty good at. He does. O wh so why is that . . Well, weve changed. Weve learne hange. D that the media cannot be trusted. We know to check their work, since they wont heck do it wasn themselves. It wasnt always this way. Remember the Fint Alwaysremember everyone fell for it, including fox. But thanks to Someincludinx Bu E and others outside this network who doggedly exposed that hoax and many others americans are now smarter and savvier about the hoax makers, weorie suspect all stories like this and question them in search for t. Tac this didnt used to happen. Now it does. Nod prop s to elon musks ex. H under the old regime, this would have been labeled fact wov before we even got out of bed. But now, with the full context e out, the hoaxers had to change tack. It doesnt matter that. Told, its out of context. Were told trump is capable ekpour isof anything right. Tha which is democrat for. Lets cover our smelly now, wer you. You were caught again. Thescaughte people are like smah and grabbers. You forget the getaway car ando commit the crime, but are left holding the case of men in speed sticks. So now youll see the mediato shift from it not being true the to. But its true in the context of the other hoaxes. Hoaxerstrue, the hoax is basedx on other hoaxes. Ner you to believe that trumerp meant a literal bloodbath you needed to believe in the find people hoax that justic te hoax, the drinking bleach hoax s and so on. Its like Sayingo On Should Bele in the easter bunny because theres the tooth fairy. E isbut while we watched the ho implode on impact, dems are still protected in a hoaonx there is immune to the truth, as hunter is the penicillin. T but maybe its trumps own fault. I mean, hes so over the top,r the democrat media would never use a termtomother like bloodba, would they . Politico. Com reports tonight on, quote, bloodbath at the rnc. Joe biden was just talking the othee rnc. Usr about his cons about a negative bloodbath. And the headline referoodbath. Sb as an impending bloodbath. Elections may not be the bloodbath for Democrate Thath f this is probably going to be a bloodbath. It would be a bloodbath. H. Loodbat there will the ballot box. Hmm. I think shrinks callthin caln, which may p be why you feel like Projectile Vomiting right nowrigh. N so how do they think they can still get away with this . Witare that stupid, delusionalt just plain lazy . Pleasela dont make us choose. Ng the reason theyre sweating harder than judge Jeaninn Judgeg through an Airport Metalor Detector is they know wer ie on to them. Were not falling for it anymore. Anymore. Not to provideatio information. Its to persuade, to use whatever means necessary to getn line you to fall in line. So maybe the Dems Obsessionso M with the single Word Bloodbathbe is legitimate because perhaps the polls are tellintoolg them. E theres one on the way. Let s welcome. Yes, so offbeat white people can actually dancere th the kennedy saves the world podcast. Kennedworld pot, kenney. hes the only judge id likes th to see. Actor, comedian vids. All good. Ur this is the most exposure hes gotten since his Raincoat Hose at the fox here saturday night. Jimmy fallonaile and his catse pronouns are me and ourw yo New York Times best selling Authorrk Tt Sell and. Both kitty, are you surprisedw how quickly this this, this particular hoax deflated. Its almost becoming like a sport. No, people have seen it. Weve been to this rodeo. This is now our third par trump president ial election. And we saw the Samlae T Dynamic Play Out in 2016. It just took longer. So, you know authored, its easy jus to forget that the media actually propped u lonp trump fa a long time in 2016 because they thought he would be so easy fore In6 Becaus Hillary Tou Sogh they kind of done that through the primary shes season, like, oh, gosh, you know, hes actually funny. And look at the impression. Bidenlook a but now that biden and trump are both the presumptive w we have aot complete shift and weve gota hf another seven and a half months of this kind of reporting and distorting. And its really unfortunate lydause they have not learne anything about, you know, being skeptical or objective reportinjective g. And trump says enough, bad, crazy stuff that you donteep have to project anything new ons the stuff he says thats actually pretty rational acy ration the time to listen to what he was saying, theyd be like, yeah, gosh, we really dons it woult those Auto Worker Jobs that we fought so hard to keep in places like South Carolin tho going to mexico for good. I didnt even knowno about that story until the theda left amplified. And i go, wow, this is helpfulnd vince. And now kennedy says they never learn what if it doesnt mattero if they learn, they kind of know that theyre their own audience lives in a bubble. The o theyll never se the theyll never see the context. No, listen, the sheep are always going to follow the flock. Tht whatt. I mean, this story is great for this network and all the independents out there. Nd see and this way, when they sits back and say, well, why is everyone listening to rogan and tieverlisteninm . And this is why. Peopthe problem is theyreand th never going to learn because people are never going to go back until someone t likee Rachel Maddow actually says, look, remember when i said the Virus Goesmember Wid persons apart until it gets to the person thats vaccinated on u and then it dies . T th you know what . That was a lie. Heres whyas a i said it. E to heres who told me to say itunth until they come out and doe is that mea culpa, no ones going back. Theyre never getting back. Back andthat audience, you knowl and i say, good, yeah,ere to but it happens. They all come hereee to, see me. Thats what i say. Jimmy blood bath, bubble bath. Id be happy if you just tookth a bath. Oh, theres the drageres greatk know it . This yeah. What do you make of this development . It happened literally. It took maybe 18 hours. Still people like Hillary Werey tweeting about it. Yeah, it was hilarious. Nore , they ran with it. S, i think what the media is learning is like this show, they need new material. Ney neeo, you know, i love yd i would not have a show were it not for you. So thats im gladfo. Remember, i never legitimately criticize him. And you have a show, sean hannity actually stuck up for you on my show the saturday night. I said, which personality would make the best cop . He said, gutfeld and i bute yo you couldnt drive the car because you cant reach the pedals. But anyway, lenh the t me give you a real point. I that was a long said. It was if i was anywhere. But no, let me stick with you here. Okay. This matters. First of all, trump is wrongy au to worry about china opening up factories in mexico. He thanks to biden, everyone in mexico is already here. Okay . Who yes. Theres nobody to work. Its like Three Fat Guys who didnt want to walk a few s to border. E comi but what theyre coming back to is theres a real because now were in the i general, as kennedy said, and they have to sell biden. The and thats the liability here. Theyre not doing this because e they he means it. Theyre doing this because they need to socially pressuredg people away from supporting biden because thats the angle. Like if youre trying to Selecausete Ifl Biden Right , youre trying to sell cruises on lifeboats from the titanic and nobodys dying to sign up that basically at one guy. One guy. I love that joke, by the way. Yeah. Thank you. K yo saturday night, 10 0 0. Ht wan im not sure thats a lot of audience you might want to come with youm with y have do you know can i keep you know, we keep hearing the phrase boyw who cried wolf. Shouldnt we just replace it with the media cries . Whatever cries trump because im tired of that analoghey. 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Joe scarborough tweeted this Yesterda Beca Y and then ellen fact r checked him in real time. So he deleted the tweet knowin hteg it couldnt be held to scrutiny, but then went on to say, yeah, goes all yout all know he meant a bloodbath. Yeah. W that. Dont knoknow tha yeah, he just told you that xth is more important than his show. Thats what he will lie. Its still lie on his showshow. , but i did catch one, and thenic well move on. I dont clicnythingk on anythint with trump in it because i know its not true. Its just like im going to waste my time and find out at the end that th wastee what a in the headline is not what he said. Do he sas point to. I mean, i im a libertarian. I do have issues with trumpink right . There are people who now they dont believe anything becausy e theyve been lied to o many times and in such a ridiculous way. I mean, that I Aiculous S Reall of an accusation. Yeah, it is. But do you know what kennedy said about . The things you can get them on the premise they cant argue Policy Againstis then them beco their policies stink. Yeah. So if you had an actual policy, thenu had a natu youd go after them for it. Well, youre afraid of your own policies. Yeah, exactly. Polici right. Up next, how trumps zingers anger, Angerall Ri Wingers Billo youll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld, go to fox news. Com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio on the link to join our studio. Dienceutfeldld everybody wantser super straight, super white teeth. They wan teetht that hollywood smile new sensodyne clinical weight risof patiee to shades, r teeth and 24 7 sensitivity protection. I think its a great product. Its going to help a lot of patients to give the perfect Clue Muscle Flex you might have to break a sweat, flashes ,glasses, menopause, password. Check your local listings. And doug. Hello, ghostbusters. Hello, ghostbusters. 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Shop now at show allegiance. Com. Thank you. Thank you. Oh and thank you to all right. I thats enough liberal knees. Buckle every time don getsuckl a chuckle. Politico just published a 2500 word piece publish called on thm the comedic trick trump uses to normalizep his behavior. Normalize. Theres that word. It was 2500 words to say trumps funny. A and trust me, if anyone knowsny funny, its the Comedy Geniuse S at politico. The article examines unique ability to tell a joke and make light of serious issue cans in a way very few, if any politicians can. And so what wouldand so be considered a skill in any other politician is now viewed as a tool of hate. The author interviewed several ther trumpsay hilarity, quote, desensitizes his supporterswill s to, his mot outrageous comments and proposals. Numbers ma, the menace. Know now they hate masks. Th they also point out Isat Laughineyg at his jokes isa sign of loyalty because thats how grats work. 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Like saying that laughingt at something trump saidalist that that marks you as a voiceto to him. That als was that also true when he was on the apprentice . Yeah, when he was on tv for a really long time because hes entertainin becauseg. And people were laughing at him then. Or is it only now . And it realls it y the whole articlengerou just theyre saying its dangerous because i think hes dangerous. But saying theyre admittingrais he is funny. Youre saying hes good at it or wouldning d att be a threat. I dont know anybody who doesnt think trump is funny, including the most liberat l i know admit trump is funny. He just i dont understand how thatw wh thats not true at all. Yeah, exactly. Even the people that dislike i him, kennedy find humor t in this, but they cant stanhed it because you know, hes doing well. It is the laziest thing thiin the world to find two ths that are totally unrelated and try and forcd tre them to be a common thread. Yeah youre absolutely right. Yes. 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Now Northern Ireland is a fully functioning government again and i didnt envision calling young people in Northern Ireland to the great Peace Dividend of the belfast good friday agreement. Ireland now is one of the t top ten investors in the United States economy, and our country Standsvestors D Stand Pr For Liberty and against tyranny. Wee liberty and stand oppose rl war of aggression in ukraine. You can clap for that,. Please. Im i guess. I mean, the good news fore joe is safe day where if you are slurring people, just[lh assume youre druntek. Yeah, he was slurring more than i ran into on stks d. Patricks day and by the way, wonderful green. No, i didnt even think about it. [lah, he also. He does that. Doesoesnt even likeaualso h. He just moves on. He doesnt like to be like, oh, excuse me. What i meant was. And then words. Whntn use. , hes like, like, does he know . Is he like, maybe they wont, g he did you think maybe they didnt notice. 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End i hope they are able to us that Robot Technology in Great Britain because we are missing princess katherine. I think we would very much appreciate. Oh, too soon. We havent seen her in w like three months. But yeah, we would appreciate that Robot Technology so we can get rid of all these Conspiracy Theories for a momenust i always feel bad for him when he does Something Like this. And then i realizr e, like, he is a power hungry. Yeah. Been around for days just to consolidate and wield as much powe conr as possiblech to enrich his family, which makes him a bad person. So hes deluded, hes in decline and hes morally bankruptluded,. I dont care if he gets wet. H i dont care if he wakes up smelling lik e im done har with him and im done with my hair. You and i would make greataught] couple just for that last part. Vince, does any of this really matter because the dems d are going to run him if hes a cadaver or whatnot . Loowhatnot,k, they did with fetterman. 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I think were all makingew, the same point. Youre like, you dont have to be a republican to knoo w we shouldnt be living in an america where we have a president who makes the sign language interpretera t whs. Yeah, you know what i mean . Like, thats not normal he saido at the state of the union. Nows the time to choose between unity and schmuck in a ham and a ha m and its notood. Good when youre stealing material from jeb bush, because thats jebs most famous bid is please clap. Yeah, but thats par mostt of s reason hes asking for applause. They did understand what he said. Its aking for aet patricks day and he opened on funding for ukraine. Yeag h, good point. The reason they didnt clap or say anything is they were like, is this gug if y kidding me . ] spre yeah. Yeah. Ma. Ragead no one cares about ukraine. But the scariest part of that video is he gos curiouthat vt id the umbrella closed and thought he met mary poppins that yeat h thats scary. All right. Up next wapoppins. 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But he when he did the interview with elon musk, he was very combative, hadnt signed the deal yet. Thismbative, made all these outs demands, including like the equity in the companhesethef and the cybertruck. Thats a hell of a lemon party. Yeah, right. Im no im not in thinking about that,t mike, but it reminded me rem of Dennis Hopper speech and true romance. T to like he knows hes about to die. He tells elos, you know, elon musk, your great, great, great, great grandmother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the rest of it. Yeah, exactly. You knowreg exayou , then i di thats why he got fired. Ot thought he got fired because he. Yeah he. G he also demanded a private jet to las vegas for a Consumer Show and a suite for himd and his fiancee. And he wantefohid to cover all i drinking and massages. He does sos that that is donn. Lemon. When is it ever a good idea to interview your r boss . Yeah, thats like the first problem. Thats a great pointat is, like yeah. Ki like, what was he thinking . 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