Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests joel mchale. Big sean and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy wow. Looking good oh, come on. Oh, my goodness, gracious hey thank you so much for tuning in and watching the tonight show. Im jimmy fallon i really appreciate this it makes me happy. Im happy to be here lets get to the news and some jokes here well, guys, i hope everyone had a nice Labor Day Weekend it was actually a busy labor day for President Trump. He held a 45minute press conference where he launched an attack against leaders of the u. S. Military. He launched more insults at joe biden. And he even launched something from his nose. What was that . Eww eww [ light laughter ] people are wondering, man. Was it a booger . Was it drugs id like to think he was eating crackers by sticking them up his nose [ light laughter ] hey, you know what cou
The el dorado fire here in San Bernardino started by so it doesnt matter well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. Mom . A smokegenerating pyrotechnic device used at a gender reveal you just zoom by, and if you tried to stop, youd scrape up come on back youll get an extra 15 party. Your elbows and, like, oh, its crazy. Stop worrying about my pooping on top of what geico could already save you. And fatskinny people. Can i call you back . Steve from rockefeller and they had your fathers been researching our geneology. Center in the heart of new york city, its the jimmy oh, my goodness. Tariq and thats the fun of tonight show starring jimmy fallon the game jimmy no, its not supposed they used pyrotechnics to be. Its supposed to be its were vikings seriously. Supposed to be fun theres never been a better time to save with geico. Tonight, join jimmy and his the theme park, theres no go go go on a real vacation. Guests rules. Switch by october seventh for an extra 15 joel mchale.
Its been six months now since the 26yearold emt was killed in her own apartment by louisville police, and after months of protests in the streets, online, and at major sporting events, the city of louisville has finally responded. A Major Development in the killing of breonna taylor. Attorneys for taylors family say they have reached a settlement with the city of louisville, kentucky. That settlement includes a financial agreement and Police Reforms. 12 million in a civil settlement for breonna taylor. But the lawyers and the mom and everybody there making it clear that this fight is not over. They did announce, though, that along with that civil settlement, there are a number of Police Reforms including a housing credit for officers to live in lowincome housing, to live in the communities they police; creating a program to include social workers for assistance on police runs; a Commanding Officer to review search warrants before the officer seeks a judicial warrant. Those are some pre
Life, unlike what happened with breonna taylor, who was left on the ground after being shot for 20 minutes. Another reform is that officers will now be incentivized to live in the communities they police. Which is a step in the right direction. Ill be hont with you. I cant even believe police are allowed to live outside the areas they patrol. You would think they would have an invested interest in the communities they live. Living in the country hes in charge of which i know, technically, putin does with america, but you know what im saying. And, obviously, a large part of this settlement is the 12 million paid to Breonna Taylors family, which is a record for the most money louisville has ever paid for police misconduct. But, honestly, thats not really the type of records we want black people to be setting. And the thing thats messed up about these settlements is its never paid by the police who did something wrong. Its paid by the city. Which which means taxpayers are being punished f
[ light laughter ] welcome to impeachment after dark live. The only show that recaps the very mean, very nasty things democrats said about me at todays impeachment hearings [ laughter ] and before we go any further, yes, i got this after show idea from andy cohen. Or as i call him, opposite mike pence [ laughter ] now i admit, folks, i thought this whole impeachment thing would go away by now like a common cold, or a second wife but yet, here we are [ laughter ] and worse, now you cant even get the truth from shows like fox and frenemies. [ light laughter ] even though i am totally innocent, and legally handsome, i have to take matters into my own huge hands [ laughter ] and ill be honest, todays hearings had me on the edge of my seat. Like when Rudy Giuliani goes on fox news, or when Stephen Miller texts me kk. Stop right there, stephen. [ laughter ] but lets just jump into it. The impeachment hearings began this afternoon and just as i suspected, it started out totally full of schiff