The el dorado fire here in San Bernardino started by so it doesnt matter well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. Mom . A smokegenerating pyrotechnic device used at a gender reveal you just zoom by, and if you tried to stop, youd scrape up come on back youll get an extra 15 party. Your elbows and, like, oh, its crazy. Stop worrying about my pooping on top of what geico could already save you. And fatskinny people. Can i call you back . Steve from rockefeller and they had your fathers been researching our geneology. Center in the heart of new york city, its the jimmy oh, my goodness. Tariq and thats the fun of tonight show starring jimmy fallon the game jimmy no, its not supposed they used pyrotechnics to be. Its supposed to be its were vikings seriously. Supposed to be fun theres never been a better time to save with geico. Tonight, join jimmy and his the theme park, theres no go go go on a real vacation. Guests rules. Switch by october seventh for an extra 15 joel mchale.
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Nick Offerman, Charli Damelio, musical guest haim and featurinthe legendary roots crew questlove 1222 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. And welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause nice to see you. Well, guys, everyone is still talking about the coronavirus. And i gotta be honest, things are getting a little crazy out there. Today in central park, i saw a a squirrel rubbing purell on his nuts [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy the coronavirus doesnt seem like its slowing down, and now the governor of new jersey has declared a state of emergency its serious, the last time this happened was when they ran out of pinky rings at a soprano convention [ laughter ] seriously, there hasnt been a a state of emergency in new jersey since the great track suit fire of 98 [ laughter ] meanwhile, because
We and nbc decided it be smarter to not have an audience in order to do our part to help decrease the spread of the coronavirus. So the shows gonna be a little different than it normally is. Like you, im watching the news and im just as confused and freaked out as you are i know that speech last night didnt help. But what i do know is when were there for each other, were at our best. And i am here for you. We are here for you. I want to thank your staff and crew, many of them who worked from home [ cheers and applause to put on this show tonight. I really appreciate you guys were gonna try to entertain you. Were gonna have dr. Oz on here in a little bit to walk us through whats going on and what we can do so if you want, maybe put your phones down and enjoy an hour of mindless entertainment. Its going to be a fun show. The roots are here [ cheers and applause higgins is here. Now lets start the monologue. Here we go [ light laughter ] steve budget cuts. Jimmy could we get smaller cards
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Alex Rodriguez kj apa musical guest haim and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1221 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Hello. Thank you. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it youre here. [ cheers and applause fantastic. Well, you guys, it was a a Beautiful Day here in new york, with temperatures hitting 70 degrees [ cheers and applause jimmy it was great new yorkers were outside lathering themselves with sunscreen and purell it was amazing [ light laughter ] but today was nice but i cant wait for tomorrow when everyone shows up with a weird face mask tan. [ laughter ] thats right, these are fun times to do a show right now they really are. Just so everyone knows, in the event someone in the audience lightly coughs, the emergency exits are here, here and here. [ light laughter ] thank you very much. [ cheer
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests seth meyers, Whitney Cummings musical guest puss n boots and featuring the legendar roots crew questlove 1219 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness thank you very much, everybody welcome. [ cheers and applause thank you so much. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here youre watching. I appreciate it. Well, you guys, earlier today, Elizabeth Warren announced that she is dropping out of the president ial race. Yeah, after a lot of thought and reflection, warren realized she was overqualified for the job. [ laughter ] thats right, Elizabeth Warren suspended her campaign most democrats were pretty sad, while Mike Bloomberg threw a a party and got back in the race [ cheers and applause all right, i think its i think its safe now. No ones going to hit me oh, perfect. Honestly, i cant say i blame warren for dropping out. I mean, if there were ever a a time you want to stop