[ cheers and applause announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Senator Amy Klobuchar, from saturday night live, comedian and actress, ego nwodim and all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with Todd Sucherman and now seth meyers. Seth welcome to late night, everybody. How are you doing tonight . I wasnt supposed to be here this evening but then nbc heard there was a competing talk show on another network and scheduled this for the exact same time at the last minute. During a Campaign Rally lets get to the news. During a Campaign Rally in georgia last week, President Trump said that if he loses the election he might leave the country. At which point 194 countries simultaneously shouted, not it during a Campaign Rally in pennsylvania last week, President Trump complained about his lack of support from suburban women and said, quote, suburban women, will you please like me . Look, man. Because of you, they have been in their houses drinking wine since march. They dont hate you
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight jimmy and his guests gwen stefani swizz beatz and timbaland. Musical guests bebe rexha featuring doja cat and the legendary roots crew and now here is your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy all right. Oh, yeah hey thank you so much. Thank you for tuning in to the tonight show. I appreciate that applause even if its just from your home if youre watching from home and applauding from your bedrooms i really appreciate that [ laughter ] whoo [ cheers ] jimmy hey. It makes me feel it makes me feel at home because i usually get a lot of applause no, wait [ laughter ] [ applause ] all right. All right. That was a its a bedroom joke but, whatever. Hey, look. [ laughter ] i used to get a lot of boos if you know what im talking about. [ laughter ] not anymore. Not anymore. I get a lot of applause in the bedroom. [ laughter ] starts off with a little bit of booze. [ laught
Tonights debate was not the wrestlemania event most people were expecting. I think maybe somebody swapped trumps adderall out for tylenol. Donald trump, by the way, is the only president who gets marks for good behavior. [ laughter ] like when you bring a 2yearold on a plane. He tried very hard to resemble a human being tonight. The topics for this debate were american families, race in america, fighting covid19, climate change, national security, and dipping sauces. [ laughter ] the president requested the last one. Unfortunately for trump, he knows very little about any of these subjects. The only thing destructive could have really won this debate is if the topics were squandering your inheritance, shower head pressure, and combing your hair like this. [ applause ] i thought the moderate der a veg job, Kristin Welker handled them well. One of the reasons the president is so hard to wrangle is he just makes things up. Trump has been averaging, someone counted this, up, more than 50 f
Announcer its a late show live with Stephen Colbert tonight the final shoutdown. Plus stephen welcomes live andrew cuomo and musical guesstimatguest,matt berninger. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. Now live from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome one and all to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert, and we are live. Wheres the thing . Does it say live anywhere . Live following the final president ial debate of 2020. Tonight was Donald Trumps very last chance to make his closing argument. Please ignore what hes like and everything hes ever done. And tonight ill tell you if he pulled it off in tonights brandnew last ever setting the 2020 president ial debate. Old man slap two. Lled it off in the pursuit to mute blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah. Bah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. crashing sounds blah, blah, blah blah blah. Blah, blah, blah bla
Announcer tonight on late night with Seth Meyers Michael Keaton chat and music from haim an allnew closer look, featuring the 8g band with Todd Sucherman and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight glad to hear it. Lets get to the news. President trump and former Vice President joe biden faced off in their second and final debate moderated by nbc News White House correspondent Kristen Welker or just as likely between President Trump and Kristen Welker and moderated by joe biden. All right, come on, guys. Thats right, the last president ial debate was held tonight. Now we filmed this before the debate so we dont know what happened we dont even know if it happened maybe trump walked out 15 minutes after it started and now hes promising to release the unaired footage of the rest of the debate. Maybe it was canceled because he tested positive for rickets. Truly, anything could be on the table, including trump ahead of tonigh