Announcer tonight on late night with Seth Meyers Michael Keaton chat and music from haim an allnew closer look, featuring the 8g band with Todd Sucherman and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight glad to hear it. Lets get to the news. President trump and former Vice President joe biden faced off in their second and final debate moderated by nbc News White House correspondent Kristen Welker or just as likely between President Trump and Kristen Welker and moderated by joe biden. All right, come on, guys. Thats right, the last president ial debate was held tonight. Now we filmed this before the debate so we dont know what happened we dont even know if it happened maybe trump walked out 15 minutes after it started and now hes promising to release the unaired footage of the rest of the debate. Maybe it was canceled because he tested positive for rickets. Truly, anything could be on the table, including trump ahead of tonigh
Brad pitt, and more with the legendary roots crew. Its the tonight show staff favorites. Now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hi, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show, at home edition. This whole week, were doing best of from the past 11 years thats the tonight show and late night. And these are all sketches and interviews and bits from our show selected by our staff who, gosh, i miss seeing their face every single day but ill see them tonight. And youll see them, as well please enjoy, the best of the last 11 years. Hi. Im nicole and im one of the stage managers for the tonight show. That is stevie and one of my favorite moments actually happened after this clip at the end of this clip, youre going to see Stephen Colbert come in and dump a bucket full of pennies all over jimmy. Now after that bit ended, we went to commercial and we had to get jimmy up to the roof so we are hustling were trying to make sunset for that intro and were hustling down the hall and i hear, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink.
Pod babies. I will now take questions by latching on to your face. Odonnell its the show with Stephen Stephen. Tonight hot mess, plus stephen welcomes john oliver and joe namath, featuring jon jon and banstay human. Now. Live on tape from the Theater Theater in new york city, its Stephen Stephen Steven Colbert cheers and applause reporter oplease, have a se. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host stephen colbert. Thats a friday crowd right there. I hope everybody is cuddled up with a loved one tonight and then shoving them away because its too damn hot. Because the country is in the middle of a massive heat wave. This week it has been 90 degrees or warmer for nearly 90 of americans. Let me put it this way if you know anyone who uses natural deodorant, no longer know them. laughter if youre wondering what that kind of heat looks like on a map, check it out. In fact, if you zoom in, youll see new jersey is now just a flamin hot cheeto. laughter of course, some of the heat thi
Pulling a 2 workweek and destroys what america is founded on. I see this being the country for President Trump. Weve been in the game long enough and realize when you put on your stocking, the government will say theyll give you or some company will give you, youll be fine at the end of the day. Why are we allowing the Chinese Communist party to have access to a network with 170 million americans to push the propaganda. This judge in georgia seems the most fair. Compare that to new york. Theres no fairness coming out of the court system here. Stuart yes, were playing irish music today, irish drinking song and its st. Patricks day on sunday, march 17th. Its 11 00 right now here on the east coast. Friday, march 15th and its the ides of hayes when julius cesar was murdered. Not that big of a move to the southland. Big tech all over the place. All of them are down, me taxer amazon, app fade pattern pet, apple and apple, microsoft and alphabet all down. 431 is the yield on the 10 inform rea
shelves of inventory behind lock. ask you to run right with me. democratic senator joe manchin up for reelection. i lost one, won t lose another one. new york jets, jets, jets, jets, select will mcdonald. let s go. brian: felony counts of falsifying records conflicted by the lyrics because working for the weekend. steve: that is what we re doing. brian: what we re looking forward to. i know people very well that work through the weekend. if i feel too happy and elbulient, it will be at the cost steve: would you rather work the weekends or work the weekday? brian: i m not sure. he does both. rachel: it s pretty fun on the weekend, it doesn t feel like work. that is sweet. reverse outnumbered. i m the lucky gal. brian: don t firefighters work 36 straight hours rachel: isn t that what they do? brian: they get it done and can open a dunkin donuts or that is what we do, brian. brian: are you surprised we don t have a pole because o