Tonights debate was not the wrestlemania event most people were expecting. I think maybe somebody swapped trumps adderall out for tylenol. Donald trump, by the way, is the only president who gets marks for good behavior. [ laughter ] like when you bring a 2yearold on a plane. He tried very hard to resemble a human being tonight. The topics for this debate were american families, race in america, fighting covid19, climate change, national security, and dipping sauces. [ laughter ] the president requested the last one. Unfortunately for trump, he knows very little about any of these subjects. The only thing destructive could have really won this debate is if the topics were squandering your inheritance, shower head pressure, and combing your hair like this. [ applause ] i thought the moderate der a veg job, Kristin Welker handled them well. One of the reasons the president is so hard to wrangle is he just makes things up. Trump has been averaging, someone counted this, up, more than 50 f
You know, they held the world series at a neutral site in texas to protect the teams from covid19. And it almost worked. Dodgers third baseman, justin turner, was mysteriously pulled from the game after the seventh inning because his covid test results came back positive. Why they didnt find out until the game was almost over i have no idea. Major League Baseball might want to invest in some slightly more rapid tests for the players. Turner took all the necessary precautions, he left the field for 20 minutes, then came right back out on the field. [ laughter ] here he is after the game. Good news is he was wearing the masks, one of those n95 no, wait, no, i guess he wasnt. He had the mask on his ears. At least he wasnt holding the trophy that everyone touched oh, he was. Actually, the important thing is he wasnt hugging any of the guys oh, he was. So he did do some hugging, but he didnt kiss anyone on the mouth oh, wait a minute. Except for his wife. Who is now definitely positive too.
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Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests jesse eisenberg, Blake Griffin, musical guest gracie adams and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy wow. Oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Hey, everybody, welcome to the show thank you for watching im jimmy fallon they are the roots right there [ applause ] thank you for tuning in. Its been a pretty crazy day with the storm hitting the east coast. Extreme winds and thousands of power outages. So everyone out there, stay safe and were thinking about you guys all right. Lets get to some news and jokes. Well, guys, everybody is talking about this last night hbo aired jonathan swanns interview with President Trump and lets just say, it was so bad it made his coronavirus briefings look good the interview was such a a disaster, at one point fema showed up and wrapped trump in a foil blanke
From rockefeller senter in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring gym by fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests jesse eisenberg, Blake Griffin, musical guest gracie adams and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy wow. Oh my goodness thank you very much. Thank you very much. Hey, everybody, welcome to the show thank you for watching im jimmy fallon they are the roots right there thank you for tuning in. Its been a pretty crazy day with the storm hitting the east coast. Extreme winds and thousands of Power Outages so everyone out there, stay safe and were thinking about you guys all right. Lets get to some news and jokes. Well, guys, everybody is talking about this last night hbo aired jonathan swanns interview with President Trump and lets just say, it was so bad it made his coronavirus briefings look good. The interview was such a disaster at one point fema showed up and wrapped trump in a foil blanket you could tell things