[ cheers and applause announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Senator Amy Klobuchar, from saturday night live, comedian and actress, ego nwodim and all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with Todd Sucherman and now seth meyers. Seth welcome to late night, everybody. How are you doing tonight . I wasnt supposed to be here this evening but then nbc heard there was a competing talk show on another network and scheduled this for the exact same time at the last minute. During a Campaign Rally lets get to the news. During a Campaign Rally in georgia last week, President Trump said that if he loses the election he might leave the country. At which point 194 countries simultaneously shouted, not it during a Campaign Rally in pennsylvania last week, President Trump complained about his lack of support from suburban women and said, quote, suburban women, will you please like me . Look, man. Because of you, they have been in their houses drinking wine since march. They dont hate you. President trump said yesterday that former Vice President joe biden and his family are, quote, criminal enterprise. Dude, your son took money from a kids cancer charity. Thats like coming after bidens family for making tacky handbags during a rally in nevada yesterday, President Trump claimed to have brought back christmas and said that if former Vice President joe biden is elected, then quote, the Christmas Season will be cancelled. Promise, said melania. Remember we kind of forgot about it because her husband got covid right after it she did say [ bleep ] christmas. Donald donald, i made a boo boo. Donald, you have to get covid. You have to change the story, donald. President trump attended services yesterday at the International Church of las vegas where he also passed around a collection plate. Guys, im 450 Million Dollars in debt. Dig deep. Vice president mike pence campaigned in maine today which i think is the name of a paint color from sherwin williams. Should we do the bathroom in egg shell or pence in maine . Cvs pharmacy announced today that it plans to hire 15,000 additional pharmacy technicians to help dispense medication and coronavirus tests. And this is nice a second cashier today was new friends day said Senate Republicans looking at the polls. An adult film company in japan recently opened a five story adultsonly theme park in tokyo. Wow. Five stories most pornos barely have one. I came here to fix your pizza i dont know lets just bone. [ light laughter ] thats right a socalled porn theme park recently opened in japan. Its called busch gardens. [ light laughter ] brian . Brian donaldson wrote that book. Wrote that book [ laughter ] its good enough its good enough for a book. Its a joke. Hey, guys, that was the monologue. We got a great show for you tonight the senator from the great state of minnesota Amy Klobuchar will be here. Shes a member of the Senate Judiciary committee who has been very busy with the Amy Coney Barrett hearings and im very interested to hear what she has to say about that and from saturday night live ego nwodim will be here. Actually here in our physical studio theyre right down the hall and theyre in the middle of a historic five week run of shows so im very excited to hear how thats all going but before we get to our guests, with President Trump down by a wide margin in the latest polls, his campaign has landed on a closing argument, spread coronavirus to as many people as possible and threaten to leave the country if he loses. For more on this, its time for a closer look. Seth as of saturday, more than 26 Million People had already voted in the president ial election, breaking records everywhere from alabama to georgia to texas. People lined up for hours across the country including at some iconic sites that have been converted into polling places, like fenway park the enthusiasm was high among voters casting their ballots at fenway park. I wanted to vote at fenway because we have all been cooped up inside for a little bit and i got my dunkies and im ready to vote for joe biden but i wish i was voting for bernie sanders. But its a team sport. Seth fantastic even after the pandemic is over i hope boston holds every election at fenway id love to see the exit polling afterward. Well, wolf, im a little shocked by these numbers but apparently 58 voted for ya motha. Usually the only elections at fenway are landslides in favor of jeter sucks. And if youre wondering what that one dot is, so my uncle who is a big wig at fleet got me the banks tickets on saturday so i invite matty snakes and hes all, can i bring my friend . and i say, sure, because i owe him from that time his cousin whos a statey helped me out with that dui. But matty doesnt mention his friends a yankee fan. Kid shows up with a hat and everything and on top of that, when matty asks if we want beers, the guys says, ill take an ipa, and im like, ipa how about a bud light and you shut the [ bleep ] up . that was like a little play. So tens on millions of people across the country have already lined up to vote or mailed in their ballots. Now, we dont know what that tells us about the outcome except that it cant be great news for trump since hes currently trailing in National Polls around ten points and he is running out of time to make up the gap which might explain why he has been making a series of increasingly bizarre threats about what hell do if he loses. If i lose to him, i dont know what im going to do i will never speak to you again. Could you imagine if i lose . My whole life, what am i going to do . Im going to say, i lost to the worst candidate in the history of politics. Im not going to feel so good. Maybe ill have to leave the country. I dont know seth oh, i dont know if you heard but we cant go anywhere and i know everyone got excited about that last part but even if he did leave the country im pretty sure he would go somewhere that had the internet i only want him to leave the country because hell be so broke hell have to backpack through europe with a eurail pass and sleep cheap hostels excusezmoi, ou est les mcdonalds . Also, i didnt think i could be any more motivated to vote against trump until i heard him say if he loses hell never speak to us again. I would give anything to not hear trumps voice any more. Hes everywhere our phones, our tvs, hes even my gps voice now. We love to head northeast on main street and then turn left in one thousand feet dont we, folks . And youre hearing it more and more jug handle its a jug handle, folks dont we love our jug handles . You know what i always say why do they call it a jug handle who drinks out of jugs anymore am i right they dont drink out of the jugs what im saying you understand but the fake news they will never report it. Oh, they love their jug handles. Crooked streets. Why are we in the middle of a lake trump never shuts up in part because he wants to make us feel hes inevitable. Like hes an immutable part of our lives. That there will never be a day when we dont have to wake up 12 different psychotic news stories that Say Something like, trump accuses eiffel tower of working with bigfoot to give him covid, republicans say they havent seen the tweet. We can have that we can have a country where we dont have to listen to the most irritating man in the world every goddamn day. If joe biden is elected itll be like having your retiree dad in the office hell talk to you for about five minutes a week and then say, you need any money . All right, here is your mother. So tens of millions of americans are filling out mail ballots and pouring into polling places as we speak and you can tell which constituencies trump is doing especially poorly with because hes not subtle about pandering to them. For example, hes added a very pathetic refrain to his rallies, begging women who live in the suburbs to like him. I saved your suburbs. Women suburban women, youre supposed to love trump suburban women, they should like me more than anybody here tonight. So can i ask you to do me a favor . Suburban women, will you please like me . Seth two weeks left in the campaign and hes starting to sound like late 70s woody allen, suburban women dont like me very much. Once i went on a date to a strip mall i thought [ laughter ] wait, can you guys remember how good the boston accent was yeah, hes supposed to show [ laughter ] just go, just go it was by the way, remember do you guys remember when this wet sandwich over here wrapped up one of his speeches with please clap and everybody on both sides of the aisle made fun of him until he disappeared forever and yet, trump begs people to please like me and 40 of the nation still thinks hes some kind of unstoppable warrior king seriously, our president is so desperate for the votes of suburban women, hes starting to sound like a divorced dad on the prowl. Suburban women, will you please like me . I dont know any restaurants in the city. Do you think suburban women were maybe, just maybe, turned off a smidge by the affair you had with a porn star you should try pulling that one at ann taylor. Now, before you answer, my wife had just given birth and stormy was a ten. And then theres seniors, a group trump won handily in 2016 that hes now struggling with in key states like florida. Last week, trump held an indoor event with seniors in florida where he touted a last minute and likely illegal scheme to send cash cards for prescription drugs to every senior before the election im honored to be here in fort myers to reaffirm my solemn pledge to americas seniors. Its so important to me. I happen to be a senior. [ laughter ] i will protect you, i will defend you, and i will fight for you with every ounce of energy and conviction that i have seth he cant even say the words energy and conviction with energy and conviction. He sounds like a pastor reading rap lyrics at an obscenity hearing. Face down, ass up thats the way we like to f. Whenever he reads off a script, he sounds like his covid meds just kicked in they gave me an experimental cocktail of regeneron mixed with nyquil, valium and lunesta lets have a hand for lunesta moth, folks. A true patriot suburban women love him. Also, you dont have to say, i happen to be a senior. We know youre a senior from, you know, everything about you your tweets are like email forwards, your preferred method of transportation is golf cart and you grip that podium the way my grandma grips a steering wheel. You look like youre going 5 miles an hour in the passing lane but, hey, at least you dance like a young person. I call this move, roach caught in a glue trap. [ laughter ] but, no. I thought maybe if i snuck up on it, you know i didnt think about it. Just jump. But no amount of pathetic pandering is going to magically turn trumps numbers around mainly because were now heading into a third wave of the coronavirus pandemic which scientists are warning could be the worst yet. And trump is doing nothing hes letting a deadly virus rip through the country unabated worse, he seems like he is doing everything he can to spread the disease after appearing to catch it himself at a white house superspreader event. And even acting like it was a good thing, calling it a blessing from god, suggesting hes immune now. And that he feels powerful like superman, when if anything, he has the grammar and syntax of bizarro. Women suburban like no bizarro. That one was for all of the seniors watching this on Tuesday Morning on their iphone 6. For example, at that same florida event as hundreds of americans die every day and ten states recorded record high covid cases, trump once again told seniors that the virus was on the verge of disappearing the light at the end of the tunnel is near we are rounding the turn i say that all the time. Some of the media doesnt like hearing it [ cheers and applause but i say it all the time. We are rounding that turn. Seth youve been saying that for months if youre always rounding the turn, then youre actually just going in circles which is something trump has experience with since he spends a good chunk of his time mindlessly wandering around the white house lawn like hes looking for a frisbee in a neighbors yard mind if i look for my disc . Me and some buddies were playing frolf and i accidentally let one rip. Trump keeps going from statetostate holding superspreader rallies where people are tightly packed in without masks or social distancing even in states experiencing surges and hospitalizations and caseloads like wisconsin he keeps spreading lies about masks and his events have repeatedly been linked to outbreaks from tulsa to minnesota. Just today he once again attacked the nations top Infectious Disease expert, dr. Anthony fauci, calling him a disaster at this point its impossible to conclude anything other than the fact that trump and his allies are actively trying to get people sick. What more could he be doing at this point letting people crowd surf at his rallies . Check. And then chucking hats he touched into the crowd right before testing positive for covid. Check. Soon hes going to travel with a mascot named covid larry who will hand out kisses to whoever cheers the loudest thats the story most voters are laser focused on, the president and his party are actively getting people sick. Trump and the gop clearly do not care how Many Americans die from this disease theyre more upset about facebook and twitter not letting them spread obvious bull [ bleep ] about a New York Post story even the posts own reporters didnt want to put their names on the out of control pandemic that is once again spiking across the country and the economic misery that comes with it are the stories that matter most and trump and the gop cant just talk them away no matter how hard they try. Thats why theyre unraveling, inciting violence against their opponents, and spitting wild conspiracy theories. Over the last few days, trump has repeatedly called for joe biden, barack obama, hillary clinton, and gretchen whitmer, the governor of michigan, to be thrown in jail, even after a right wing terrorist plot to kidnap whitmer was uncovered. Then this weekend, two of his most obsequious toadies floated a psychotic and vile charge against hunter biden there is further analysis of the subpoenas handwriting and it suggests that the subpoena was served by an fbi agent whose name is Joshua Wilson and over the last five years, he has been working on child pornography issues connect the dots if an fbi agent is working on child pornography issues for five years, why is he subpoenaing the laptop of hunter biden is there a connection here should this suggest that there is a child pornography issue here on that laptop . Well, i think you just made the connection again, this is what the fbi, i think, has to come clean about so was the fbi agent who served the subpoena investigating child pornography, senator . Well, you just read the news report i cant comment any further. Seth these rotten, soulless husks are just doing pizzagate all over again and they didnt even add any new details. They just did a search and replace with hunter biden in for hillary clinton. I mean, at least punch it up a little bit come on, its season 4, add an evil twin or a talking cat and, you know, everyone is focused on wisconsin cheese turd ron johnson here and rightly so but lets not forget maria bartiromo, who is also a true crazy person. And you can just tell from the way she talks. Shes got that vibe of an aunt who spends all of her time reading about alien autopsies on internet message boards. Theyre hiding the bodies at fort knox id say fox should fire bartiromo for spreading such a baseless and grotesque claim but then fox would still hire the replacement so its not like it would be better. Like, how its a good idea for the jets to get a new qb until you remember the jets would be in charge of picking the new qb. Oh, we like this kid, strong arm. Good speed gets skittish when he hears loud noises so dont boo, you guys, please if you boo, its bad the reason they are trying to slime the bidens is because they cant actually talk about trumps horrendous record and now with two weeks until the election as millions of people line up to vote early and biden widens his lead in National Polls, the president has been as erratic as ever. Hes concocting a harebrained scheme with his italian dracula lawyer to spread disinformation about the biden family, calling for political opponents to be thrown in jail, and citing violence against the governor of michigan laying the ground for a sequel to bush v. Gore, begging suburban women to like him threatening to leave the country if he loses, suggesting on twitter that biden had the members of s. E. A. L. Team six murdered after failing to kill osama bin laden, who is, according to this theory, still alive and claiming the military has some sort of secret aquatic weapon everybody is envious. We have the hydrosonic missiles that you used to hear about. We didnt have them because other countries were stealing our plans from the Obama Administration but we now have hydrosonic missiles seth are you sure you dont me hypersonic . Not hydrosonic are you confusing the u. S. Military with aquaman we have hydrasonic missiles, folks. They can talk to dolphins, fish thats how we recruited the navy s. E. A. L. S. Were watching a deeply dangerous man, supported by a deeply dangerous party, unravel at the prospect of losing power. They dont seem to care who they hurt or who gets sick in the process but its in our power to stop him by voting to repudiate him in overwhelming numbers. And if we succeed, this time next year, hell be going from country to country asking people will you please like me seth this has been, a closer look. We will be right back with senator Amy Klobuchar. Announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. He trained his mind among the Black Bear School of chess. Speed players. Trash talkers. You wanna come inside my house how about i come in your house and through defeat, he learned. You can beat every bear in the forest, but the game is never finished. Introducing walmart . With free unlimited delivery on groceries and all the things you love. 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Thank you for finally inviting me of course seth i want to talk about the Senate Judiciary committee and before i actually get to the job at hand that you had in front of you, what was it like being in the same room with senators who had recently tested positive for covid as well as ones who just refused to get tested well, not a major party there. It was, you know, for me its really personal, seth, cause my husband got really sick with covid early on he was in the hospital for a week he had severe pneumonia, on oxygen and i just think you cant mess around with this stuff. And at the same time Mitch Mcconnell closed down the senate, they went forward with this hearing and so that again just gets to the whole point this just hasnt been normal its not normal to do this in the middle of a pandemic when the senates closed down it wasnt normal to do it when youve got a president thats tweeting out, i want nine justices so they can count my ballot that was the situation that we were in, in that hearing and but you got to do your job and thats what i did. Seth well, you did refer to it as a sham, and yet you also refer to the fact that you have to do your job how do you sort of approach preparing for a hearing like this that, you know, obviously has a different precedent than what weve seen in the past . Well, i think we knew that it wasnt going to be some big procedural trick we didnt have those to use. Were trying our best and we also knew it might not be a crossexamination that would matter here. What mattered is that they had plopped this down in the middle of a president ial election, and so the case we had the platform to be made, this matters to you. People out there in america, this matters in a big way. Theres going to be a case about the Affordable Care act that could strip you of your insurance if you have a preexisting condition. The Supreme Court decisions arent just some, as my colleagues on the republican side were trying to say, are like some dormant harmless clause and all were going to be thinking about is some strange procedural issues. No Supreme Court has decided who you can marry, and if you can use contraception and where your kids can go to school. Their decisions matter seth it seemed as though, you know, undeniably an intelligent person, Amy Coney Barrett and seemed to be the way she used her intelligence the most was by failing to answer any questions that would pin her down, but it was surprising that she wouldnt even take a position on something you asked her about, voter intimidation is it frustrating in the asking of that question to know that shes probably not going to answer it . Well, actually, i wasnt sure that she wasnt because it was not about a Court Decision its actually a law on the books, a federal law on the books that says that you cant intimidate or attempt to intimidate voters, that makes sense. And so i was simply asking her about that in an initial question saying, okay, you cant intimidate voters, and she said, i cant answer that. And its very scary given that we have a president that wont agree that we should have a peaceful transition of power, and its undermining our democracy by going after mailin ballots like you pointed out earlier in the show. And thats why this matters so much to have a justice that understands how fundamental voting is to our democracy seth you, obviously, i would imagine, put a lot of preparation into the questions that you want to ask someone who is up for a job this important, but you also, more often than not, follow senator ted cruz and i would imagine how he uses his time then affects how you have to use yours yes, this is my lot in life on that committee and how many times i listened to him and at first you have the panic i had such a nice thing i was going to say about Ruth Bader Ginsburg and now i have to throw all it out but then you always think right before it starts, i got this. Because he says so many outrageous things, just a few weeks ago he said that it was joe biden who didnt respect our democracy and wasnt going to respect the results of the election when donald trump says that nearly every single day, and so it makes it sort of a nice setup, and i can make the case for not just democracy, but also for reason and for getting things done and everything else. But yes, i do come right after him on the committee seth it doesnt seem like theres any reason to think that Amy Coney Barrett is not going to be a Supreme Court justice at this point if that comes to pass, as i think we all expect it will now, what role does the senate play moving forward in so far as putting in place protections for things that might now be challenged legally with a 63 conservative majority in the court . Well, first of all, seth, we have a whole another week in front of us and i really do recommend people who dont think we should be replacing Justice Ginsburg with this conservative, conservative justice to call their republican senators and tell them. But then after that, if that does happen theres an election in front of us and every Single Person should have a plan to vote, and no matter how much they try to not get you to vote like having one ballot box in texas in every county and all of those things theyre trying to do, find a way to vote and then when we if we win and if we cannot just win the white house, but also the senate, we are going to be able to put some of these things into law, which was your question, protecting womens rights, making sure that Campaign Finance law works better, doing something to protect your healthcare but we cant do that if we dont win this election, so thats why i think there is a major, major connection between their decision to ram through a justice right now and the fact that we have an election just a few weeks away seth i want to talk to you more about that election and we will be right back with more from senator Amy Klobuchar its open hey. 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We are talking to senator Amy Klobuchar. It did seem as though one of the things we lost to some degree in the rush to fill this vacancy was sort of lacked the time to properly reflect back on Ruth Bader Ginsburgs life i assume as a fellow lawyer, she meant a great deal to you as a trail blazer in this field she did i mean, she was something someone that never gave up, you know, she was told women shouldnt go to law school she graduates one in her class she is told that she shouldnt argue cases in front of a Supreme Court because a man could get better decisions and she won five out of six. She ends up on the court as an icon into her 80s with her own hashtag, notorious rbg and i was reminded of this, my daughter actually went with me to a party and Justice Ginsburg was there. And we took a picture of the three of us and she came to me my daughter was like, her first year in college comes to me afterward, she goes, mom, ive got to put this on my facebook notorious rbg is so cool but i hope you dont mind, i cut you out, mom i cut you out of the photo [ laughter ] cause shes just so cool, but to think seth here is the photo, right there. Oh, there it is seth and this is how it looked on social media yeah, thats about it [ laughter ] thats exactly right and they have matching glasses. But i think the other thing about the justice is, which i said at the hearing, because i think people who are dispirited by what the republicans are doing right now, have to remember that when Justice Ginsburg wrote her dissents, and the rabbi said this at her Memorial Service in the capitol, they werent cries of defeat they were blueprints for the future and thats what this election is and thats what she stood for. Seth i want to talk about Election Night, and you and some of your colleagues put out a report, basically, preparing people for how and what might happen on Election Night that we might not have a result early on that we, obviously, have a president who is already trying to sew a level of distrust to the results. What is if you could just sort of summarize for us, what do you think is the best course of action for people watching the returns coming in . Well, the first thing, im going to be in minnesota and so he has specifically said in my state hes never coming back there if he loses, so im just waiting for that moment because were winning in minnesota and then the second thing, that night is people have to understand that were not going to know the results in some states, maybe including in some of the senate races. Every states different. Its not just when their ballots are due, its also how they count them so, youll have states like florida, which actually will count them early, and we may know right away. But then youll have unless its really close, then youll have states like pennsylvania and wisconsin that are starting to count the day the ballots come in, and so youre going to have differences in each state and i think our message, and bernies worked on this with me a lot, our message is its okay that we dont know every state we want to make sure that every single vote is counted and we dont want donald trump to be making some claim just because a bunch of mailin ballots havent been counted yet because thats the way the law works that there is something wrong with that so we just want people to be ready for that seth do you have a personal plan for how you are going to watch and consume media on Election Night probably ill be in my home state, as i said, at my house, you know, with my own little signs, whatever, just like everyone else. We may have a small gathering in minnesota but i think a lot of this for me is Holding Donald trump to his words. He said hes never coming back again so im going to have to get some swag for him or some kind of going away gift. Seth yeah. And i think that the whole thing for people to remember is, we can think of that night, but if youre just making that plan and you dont have a plan to vote, a big mistake. Because i was on a call with a bunch of kids and i said, how many of you voted and like ten of them raised their hand. I go, okay, get off the zoom call right now. Just vote. Thats what people have to do. Seth you mentioned covid and how it affected your family personally and the fact that there is not right now any reason to believe theres going to be any more relief before the election do you feel as though your colleagues across the aisle in the senate have ignored how this is affecting the American People right now . Yes i think its part of their denial the leader of their party, you know, got covid and walked into the white house and defiantly took off his mask while he was still contagious, and to me that photo says it all. And then they have had a bill on their desk, its called the heroes act and different versions of it that Speaker Pelosi has passed that has the adequate money for testing, that has the help for state and local, and mostly, this last version that passed the house, restaurants, stages, thats a bill that i lead, its a bipartisan bill that actually helps some of our smaller theaters and music stages, so important in every town in america, not just new york city, small towns and midsized towns line moorhead, minnesota so they have literally let all of those bills sit and all theyve offered us is just basically things that wouldnt really get our economy to where it should be so i have no idea why they have chosen to disregard the needs of america while moms are balancing their kids on their knees, and their laptop on their desk, and seniors are isolated its unbelievable to me, but i guess well have to wait and see what the suburban women seth, i was watching that earlier on your show i grew up in the suburbs, okay i know what a lot of suburban women think right now. This is just not right seth yes its not normal and they want a president which, as you point out, they can wake up every morning and not worry that they have to turn off the tv because they dont want their kids to watch what the president s saying seth well, its certainly going to be an interesting couple of weeks or so. Thank you so much for making the time for us and we will talk to you soon okay. It was great to be on. Thank you. Seth we will be right back with ego nwodim. Hola, soy j balvin and im dropping my mcdonalds order. Leggo a big mac no pickles please. There you go. Medium fries. Con ketchup. And an oreo mcflurry. Of course ooof the j balvin meal. Get it on the mcdonalds app and the mcflurry is on me. Im lovin it an herbal stress reliever app aashwagandha,rry is on me. That helps you turn the stressed life. Into your best life. Stress less and live more. With stressballs. Gold by andwe believe. In coffee that opens more eyes to black business. 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Hello hello seth this is a big deal for us oh, yes seth well, we had since march, the only other person weve had in the studio was amber ruffin, but she technically works here so this is the first nonemployee and its no pressure for me because im getting tested every day. Seth i know. We are both getting tested a lot. So its lovely to have you here. Thank you for having me im happy to be here seth this is, youre three episodes into the season yes seth and we obviously, are learning all of the new protocols that put in place, but this show is a lot easier to produce than snl. How has it been . It must be insane . It is its pretty wild like testing has now become a regular part of life its like, yep, going to eat breakfast and get my covid test. And the crew is just sort of pared down, of course, for safety reasons im also just seeing the top of my castmates faces for most of the week until like we do the live sketch. And im like, oh, okay, there is more there at the bottom of your face so, its very different, but everything is different. I said that to lorne this week i was like, the table read is so different and he kind of was like, hmhmm. [ laughter ] he goes, the world, ego yeah. So seth this is your third season and so, basically, the first year and a half was pretty normal umhmm. Seth but also when think back to my first two seasons on the show, which were, you know, had some strange things happen as well, but you never feel very comfortable your first couple of seasons on the show. Yes seth the third season should be a time to sort of find your legs [ laughter ] and do you at least feel normal when you are in the sketches yeah. Seth does that like return you to what is its supposed to be yes yes, it does i mean, that is probably the only normal part right now for us, i think, is like when we do the sketch for air, we are removing the masks and were shooting the thing and im like, okay, this i remember this i know. I know how to navigate this. But yeah, i was thinking the same thing im supposed to be comfortable now [ laughter ] this is frickin, yeah seth yeah. Youre on the right. Youre not a feature player anymore. Youre on the right side of the montage. Believe and i walk around the hall saying im rep now [ laughter ] Everyone Needs to respect me i dont do that. Only to a few people seth this is i did not know this about you. You were in school you were a biology major . I was i was. Seth and did your parents know that youre sort of real desires were to be a performer yes yes. They yeah so my mom always sort of knew. And the deal i basically made with my mom was that i would study biology. I would be premed if she let me go to los angeles for college. Seth uhhuh. Where the acting happened in my mind at least at like 17yearsold but you shouldnt let 17yearolds make decisions. I dont think. Seth right so that was so she knew that but my friends didnt know seth this is your College Friends or high school my College Friends. Seth gotcha. I dont even did my High School Friends know . I dont think any of my friends knew none of my friends so they didnt know the real me. Seth and so, when you were in biology lab with other biologists and organic seth or inspiring biologists [ laughter ] an organic chemistry lab. Seth yeah. Yes, yes. Seth and where were you sort of stretching your acting legs were you doing it on the side in college at all okay. So, my sophomore year of college so at my school there was this Scholarship Program that was called a renaissance scholarship and if your majors were so different, you could be eligible for the scholarship so i thought, oh, great, im going to apply for that second year, my sophomore year. But i took a theater class, i believe, the first semester of my sophomore year and i absolutely hated it. [ laughter ] i hated it so much and so, i was like, guess im not going to be a renaissance scholar. And then i just did biology stuff for the majority of college. And then, i picked up two minors that also had nothing to do with entertainment or performing. Seth wow yeah. [ laughter ] seth do you think, looking back, do you think anyone in any of your biology or chemistry classes thought, you know what i think thats a, like, closet actor. Okay. So, i think, perhaps my chemistry professor in my freshman year. Because i had 8 00 a. M. Classes, which i didnt realize was like, kiss of death in college seth sure. You shouldnt be going for 8 00 a. M. Classes. Seth yeah. I was like, get them out of way. Seth if youre smart enough to be a biology major you should have known that. You should know [ laughter ] no, but i didnt know. I want seth you should have pieced that together. Well heres the thing seth, i wasnt smart enough to be a biology major, okay . Seth okay, gotcha. Sorry, i jumped to a conclusion. Right. To be clear exactly, let me just clarify here so, my professor my freshman year, my chemistry professor, i would like show up at this 8 00 a. M. Class like dead tired and id sit in the front row because im like, look at me be proactive. But id fully go to sleep. And not even the like, oh, shes nodding off, but shes trying. Were talking, head down seth yeah. Asleep. So, he probably knew she doesnt want this. My lab mates in organic chemistry, i think they knew organic chemistry is like notoriously a hard course. I used to be in the lab, which is supposed to be like a buffer for your grade, singing britney spears, slave 4 u. [ laughter ] and i think my classmates then knew this girls not serious seth theres Something Else. Yeah somethings wrong with her. Seth there may be Something Else you should do i was so tired once when i went to a geology class, which was the only science class i took in college to like fulfill a requirement. And i was so tired and there was, i guess, this joke the teacher did every year which is, he held up a rock and he was like, can anybody tell me what kind of rock this is . And then he would throw it because it was foam. Okay. Seth and the joke is that everybody would scatter. And i was so tired it bounced off my head. [ laughter ] and then he said, do you want to go home . And i was like, id like to id like that. [ laughter ] i do. I dont want to be here. [ laughter ] seth we did when i came back and hosted a couple of years ago, your first year then. Yes, yes. Yeah seth you and leslie jones, we did a sketch together where you were Police Officers yeah. Seth baltimore Police Officers baltimore because its a little nod to the hometown they didnt like it. Seth no. It turned out, they didnt like it [ laughter ] basically, i guess it was the sketch is technical called traffic cops. Umhmm. Seth but it was like, thirsty. Well, its also its traffic stop was the sketch name and then thirsty cops is seth thirsty cops. Yes. Thirsty cops, yes seth it was a joy for me to be objectified thank you well that was, i wanted to make sure, whatever host i said, who is going to want to be objectified . And i said seth seth, is going to want to be objectified. Seth i was on that show for 12 and a half years and no one came close to objectifying me [ laughter ] until i came back to host. I think we got you covered. Seth but, it was great because i, you know, again, i dont know why i was so happy to run afoul of the baltimore police, but i did. It was very nice that you guys helped me make a dream come true yeah. [ laughter ] its incredible. Seth and you did but you did hear from the baltimore p. D. Um, not i mean, well, i heard from a lot of police. [ laughter ] not just the baltimore p. D and i think its kind of funny because they thought that made them look bad and now we are in 2020 and uhoh seth yeah. Yeah. Some other stuff [ laughter ] seth they were like theyre probably calling up being like, you should do another one of those come on, make us look good. Seth yeah. Where you say inappropriate sexual things. Do that again. Thats better seth yeah. No. So, i read the news. They werent happy they werent into it and i thought, okay. They im just like baltimore p. D, they have their uniforms. I was like, they have specific uniforms here we are, nod to hometown seth it was a nod to hometown yeah. Seth people should appreciate that. Any theres no press is bad press. And you did a solid for them is that true though seth its not true its not true. Do you really believe that . I dont believe that [ laughter ] seth i said it and as soon as did i knew it wasnt true i was like, seth, you dont believe that you know better than that. Seth hey, thank you so much for being here thank you seth this is episode four. Yeah. Seth of five in a row. Yeah. Seth which, in all of my years, i never did so i know. Its seth keep your endurance up. Thank you seth youre doing great. Thank you seth thanks for much being here you can catch snl this saturday with host, adele and musical guest h. E. R. At 11 30 p. M. Right here on nbc well be right back with more late night. My finger is on the button my finger is on the button push the button the time has come to galvanize so come december, shell get to be holiday tessa. Ive got the power nobodys taking this holiday photo off their fridge. Are they tessa . Well, if youre celebratingt by eating reeses. Ween . 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