Domesticated 3,000 years ago in mesopotamia. laughter they produce both meat and eggs, as well as companionship. They are eaten by people like russian oligarch, riboflavin. Ramalamadingdong. Roboruhroe. Hes a russian with confirmed ties to chickens. More on that later when i discuss it with this chicken expert. laughter but back to the joke. Why did the chicken cross the road . Okay, what are roads . laughter why do we need them . Do tax dollars pay for roads . They do. What can be a road . Is it a highway, a road, a track, or followed by a foot, cart, truck, bicycle, and, of course, other. And where is this roadcrossing chicken going . Maralago . Is it going to russia to be chicken kiev . These are important questions i will be answering. But whether or not youre a trump supporter, whether or not youve heard this joke before. It ought to give you pause that after all of this buildup, i still havent gotten to the punch line. So without further ado, why did the chicken cross the road .
Domesticated 3,000 years ago in mesopotamia. laughter they produce both meat and eggs, as well as companionship. They are eaten by people like russian oligarch, riboflavin. Ramalamadingdong. Roboruhroe. Hes a russian with confirmed ties to chickens. More on that later when i discuss it with this chicken expert. laughter but back to the joke. Why did the chicken cross the road . Okay, what are roads . laughter why do we need them . Do tax dollars pay for roads . They do. What can be a road . Is it a highway, a road, track, or followed by a foot, cart, truck, bicycle, and, of course, other. And where is this roadcrossing chicken going . Maralago . Is it going to russia to be chicken kiev . These are important questions i will be answering. But whether or not youre a trump supporter, whether or not youve heard this joke before. It ought to give you pause that after all of this buildup, i still havent gotten to the punch line. So without further ado, why did the chicken cross the road . la
Schmed cheers and applause very fun conversation. If the past two months are anything to go by, a good chance, america will spend the next four years cleaning up after this carrottinged toddler. laughter but good news, it might not last four years because thanks to this toddler, we may not make it that long. Overseas for the latest on the Nuclear Threat from north korea, the regime announced this weekend it tested a new engine that could fuel a Nuclear Missile that drew a sharp response from president trump. Hes acting very, very badly. Trevor this is the secret to trumps success he uses language that everyone, even pets, can understand. laughter hes acting very bad. Bad north korea. Bad. Bad. Kellyanne, off the couch. Off the couch. laughter , so yes, north korea tested new missile technology. They basically do it riff weekend, theyre like white people and brunch. laughter whats so special about this time . It appears north korea tested a new type of rocket engine. The test of this en
Schmed cheers and applause very fun conversation. If the past two months are anything to go by, a good chance, america will spend the next four years cleaning up after this carrottinged toddler. laughter but good news, it might not last four years because thanks to this toddler, we may not make it that long. Overseas for the latest on the Nuclear Threat from north korea, the regime announced this weekend it tested a new engine that could fuel a Nuclear Missile that drew a sharp response from president trump. Hes acting very, very badly. Trevor this is the secret to trumps success he uses language that everyone, even pets, can understand. laughter hes acting very bad. Bad north korea. Bad. Bad. Kellyanne, off the couch. Off the couch. laughter , so yes, north korea tested new missile technology. They basically do it riff weekend, theyre like white people and brunch. laughter whats so special about this time . It appears north korea tested a new type of rocket engine. The test of this en
growling salmon. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Jessica Lange, Bassem Youssef and judy gold. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing thank you folks, welcome to the late show piano riff welcome to the late show. I am your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause i want to thank everybody at home joining us. Were about 20 minutes late because of the masters. Hope you enjoyed it with the little ball in the hole. Before we get started, i just want to take a second to say that, as you may or may not know, that the great comedian don rickles died today at the age of 90, and while i didnt know don rickles, i did have the incredible honor to meet him once backstage at the emmys. We were both up for best host of a variety show, and the better one of us won. I went over to congratulate him when he was doing his photos backstage with his emmy and