[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thats very nice. Welcome, welcome, hi, brooklyn thank you. Too kind, thank you for coming. Thanks. We are on the road, beaming into your heads from the opera house at the brooklyn academy. Please, its an opera house. Thank you very much. Was there enough bike parking for everyone tonight . This is our third time broadcasting from brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] you know what . A lot has changed since we were here in 2015. Williamsburg is the new murray hill. Bed sty is the new williamsburg. Tickets to hamilton are only 500 each now. I dont know if im going to make it to the end of the week. Ill be honest with you. My blood mozzarella level is like. 375 last night. I ate at frankies three nights in a row. My daughter yesterday, shes 3 years old. She asked if we can move here. She said can this be our home . [ cheers and applause ] we were sitting on the bed this morning. We had the window open and he a breeze came in and it smelled good. I said
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thats very nice. Welcome, welcome, hi, brooklyn thank you. Too kind, thank you for coming. Thanks. We are on the road, beaming into your heads from the opera house at the brooklyn academy. Please, its an opera house. Thank you very much. Was there enough bike parking for everyone tonight . This is our third time broadcasting from brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] you know what . A lot has changed since we were here in 2015. Williamsburg is the new murray hill. Bed sty is the new williamsburg. Tickets to hamilton are only 500 each now. I dont know if im going to make it to the end of the week. Ill be honest with you. My blood mozzarella level is like. 375 last night. I ate at frankies three nights in a row. My daughter yesterday, shes 3 years old. She asked if we can move here. She said can this be our home . [ cheers and applause ] we were sitting on the bed this morning. We had the window open and he a breeze came in and it smelled good. I said
Trump then added, if you dont believe me ask my wife melatonin. [ laughter ] after announcing he would not seek reelection, republican senator jeff flake said today that he believes a lot more of his colleagues will soon speak out against president trump. Said his colleagues [ crickets ] [ laughter ] housing secretary ben carson said today that rebuilding puerto rico after Hurricane Maria could take anywhere between one and 100 years. And thats just the kind of precision you expect from a brain surgeon. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] be honest with me, what are my chances of survival, doc . Some where between one and 100 percent. [ light laughter ] a new poll has found that 51 percent of democrats now have a favorable view of former president george w. Bush. [ laughter ] and that makes sense. Id also have a favorable view of the flu if i suddenly found myself with the plague. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] amazon is testing a new service that allows couriers to unlock homes
[ light laughter ] trump then added, if you dont believe me ask my wife melatonin. [ laughter ] after announcing he would not seek reelection, republican senator jeff flake said today that he believes a lot more of his colleagues will soon speak out against president trump. Said his colleagues [ crickets ] [ laughter ] housing secretary ben carson said today that rebuilding puerto rico after Hurricane Maria could take anywhere between one and 100 years. And thats just the kind of precision you expect from a brain surgeon. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] be honest with me, what are my chances of survival, doc . Some where between one and 100 percent. [ light laughter ] a new poll has found that 51 percent of democrats now have a favorable view of former president george w. Bush. [ laughter ] and that makes sense. Id also have a favorable view of the flu if i suddenly found myself with the plague. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] amazon is testing a new service that allows couri
Astros. Dodgers won the first game last night. It was the hottest World Series Game ever, 103 degrees. I was at the game. They didnt have to cook the dodger dogs, thats how hot it was. So last night we taped the show early. So cleto and cletos dad and my dad and guillermo and my son kevin could go to the game. My dads a big dodgers fan. The cletos and guillermo are too. Its the world series, we wanted to go, even though we have work. The game starts at 5 00. And its already 5 30. But we figure well be there by the top of the third. Thats what we keep saying, top of the third. Everybody get in the car, we put the game on the radio, it was a. M. Radio, i wasnt sure i had it but we found it, put the address in ways. We start the journey to Dodger Stadium which is a nightmare even when its not rush hour but it was rush hour. Going was slow. We listen to the game on the radio. Its already the third ining when we get to the car, which is surprising because the games only been going a half ho