Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Im glad youre here. Let me tell you, you could not have picked a better night to join us. We have some major star power under this roof tonight. Johnny depp is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] linkin park is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] sitting in with the cletones, rock n roll hall of famer, the great ann wilson from heart is here. [ cheers and applause ] if that isnt enough, the reason all the ladies have been lined up since last night, camping out in tents, science Bob Pflugfelder is with us. [ cheers and applause ] science bob always has something fun up his sleeve. Most of the fun involves explosions. So tonight for the show, he built a huge two huge cannons, i think, from which to shoot a lot of pingpong balls. For safety reasons we had to rehearsal this afternoon. And three, two, one well, im fine, i think we might need to repair this, though. Jimmy thats not a cartoon character, thats a man. Thats a human man. [
[ laughter ] during a press conference this afternoon, President Trump said that his administration is getting things done at a recordsetting pace. For example, most president s take four years to finish a term and it looks like trumps gonna get it done in like eight months. [ cheers and applause ] so [ laughter ] youre out the Justice Department yesterday appointed former fbi director Robert Mueller as special council to oversee the investigation into trump and russia. Im gonna get to the bottom of this. Said donald trump to a pint of haagen dazs. [ laughter ] everybody, calling me a liar. Im not a liar. Theyre liars, i dont like [ laughter ] Country Singer toby keith will reportedly perform in saudi arabia on saturday, for President Trumps first foreign trip. For muslims . [ laughter ] thats like having betsy devos give the commencement speech at a historically black oh, okay. I see what you are doing. [ audience groans ] [ applause ] i see what youre doing. You hate everything. An a
Jimmy thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] oh, wow. What a night. It is a special night. I dont know if you can feel it, but love is in the air. Love is on the air tonight with the return of the bachelorette to abc. The bachelorette herself raichsale here with us to explain [ cheers and applause ] but first we have it was a big day for Foreign Relations and relating with foreigners as donald trump traveled abroad for his first field trip overseas as president. Ill tell you something he never disappoints and this is no exception. He did maybe the weirdest thing ive ever seen a president do. No, not maybe. He did the weirdest thing [ laughter ] ive ever seen a president do. But well get do that. But the president and first lady visited israel today. Trump arrived in tel aviv this morning with his wife malaria. [ laughter ] melania. Sorry. Watch this. This is interesting. He went to held her hand and she kind of gave him a little kind of get that away from
Jimmy thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] oh, wow. What a night. It is a special night. I dont know if you can feel it, but love is in the air. Love is on the air tonight with the return of the bachelorette to abc. The bachelorette herself raichsale here with us to explain [ cheers and applause ] but first we have it was a big day for Foreign Relations and relating with foreigners as donald trump traveled abroad for his first field trip overseas as president. Ill tell you something he never disappoints and this is no exception. He did maybe the weirdest thing ive ever seen a president do. No, not maybe. He did the weirdest thing [ laughter ] ive ever seen a president do. But well get do that. But the president and first lady visited israel today. Trump arrived in tel aviv this morning with his wife malaria. [ laughter ] melania. Sorry. Watch this. This is interesting. He went to held her hand and she kind of gave him a little kind of get that away from
Roots crew. Questlove 683 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thats a hot crowd. That is a great crowd. Welcome, everyone, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] were here. Its happening. What a show tonight. Jamie foxx is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] niall horan is here tonight, everybody [ cheers and applause ] so happy youre here. But lets get to some news. Heres what people are talking about. Today President Trump had lunch with the french president , emmanuel macron, who was just sworn in 11 days ago. Trump was like, well, 11 days, you must be on your what, like, 50th scandal by now . [ laughter and applause ] its only been 11. But monsieur. No no, monsieur. Thats right, trump is in belgium right now, which is six hours ahead of us. He kind of liked that because when he sends a crazy tweet at 3 00 a. M. It looks like a a thoughtful post at 9 00 p. M.