And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 683 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thats a hot crowd. That is a great crowd. Welcome, everyone, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] were here. Its happening. What a show tonight. Jamie foxx is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] niall horan is here tonight, everybody [ cheers and applause ] so happy youre here. But lets get to some news. Heres what people are talking about. Today President Trump had lunch with the french president , emmanuel macron, who was just sworn in 11 days ago. Trump was like, well, 11 days, you must be on your what, like, 50th scandal by now . [ laughter and applause ] its only been 11. But monsieur. No no, monsieur. Thats right, trump is in belgium right now, which is six hours ahead of us. He kind of liked that because when he sends a crazy tweet at 3 00 a. M. It looks like a a t
Ethic. The rest said, i hate my family. [ laughter ] i dont want to spend another minute with them. But its interesting. Because even though we arent taking all our vacation days, most American Workers i think youll agree are more than making up for it by spending the vast majority of every day checking facebook at work. [ laughter ] it was an eventful memorial day at the white house. This was weird. Sunday night, this video made the rounds. You can see mysterious red lights flashing in or on, this is not fake, this is from the second floor window at the white house. It went on for about 20 minutes. And white house stress Secretary Sean Spicer said the red light was the reflection of an ambulance in lafayette park. So the one thing we know for sure is the red light was definitely not the reflection of an ambulance in lafayette park. [ laughter ] there are a lot of theories [ cheers and applause ] maybe it was the alarm that goes off when President Trump tries to get into melanias bedro
Even brought out a tape measure. Melania, how big is a mexico . [ laughter ] President Trump said today he never mentioned the word israel as the source of intelligence about isis during a meeting with russian officials. Dude, nobody said you did. [ laughter ] thats like if your wife said, are you having an affair . And you said, i am not sleeping with jenna. [ laughter ] President Trump was given an official welcome oh, sorry. President trump was one more time. [ laughter ] okay, great. Will wally, will you admit theres a mistake on that cue card . Yes, there is. Seth thank you, wally. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] wally hey, wally you [ bleep ] up buddy [ laughter ] President Trump was given an official oh. Geez, thats on me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] my fault, come on. My fault. Sorry. Sorry. Im sorry about that. [ cheers and applause ] i always forget wallys half witch. [ laughter ] President Trump was given an official welcome ceremony in saudi arabia this weeken
Melania, how big is a mexico . [ laughter ] President Trump said today he never mentioned the word israel as the source of intelligence about isis during a meeting with russian officials. Dude, nobody said you did. [ laughter ] thats like if your wife said, are you having an affair . And you said, i am not sleeping with jenna. [ laughter ] President Trump was given an official welcome oh, sorry. President trump was one more time. [ laughter ] okay, great. Will wally, will you admit theres a mistake on that cue card . Yes, there is. Seth thank you, wally. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] wally hey, wally you [ bleep ] up buddy [ laughter ] President Trump was given an official oh. Geez, thats on me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] my fault, come on. My fault. Sorry. Sorry. Im sorry about that. [ cheers and applause ] i always forget wallys half witch. [ laughter ] President Trump was given an official welcome ceremony in saudi arabia this weekend where he was greeted with an ho
Jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks to all of you for coming. Very nice. We are back to work after a long weekend. It didnt feel like a long weekend. But technically it was. I hope you had a fine memorial day. I hope you took time to remember the men and women who risked and sacrificed their lives so the rest of us can eat yogurt out of a tube. [ laughter ] memorial days become the unofficial start to summer. Summer doesnt technically start until next month. That didnt stop me from wearing a bikini all weekend, ill tell you that. This is interesting. Heres theres a new report that says more than half of American Workers didnt use all their Vacation Days last year. They had them, they just didnt take them. So the people who did the study asked why. Some said they did it to impress their boss with their work ethic. The rest said, i hate my family. [ laughter ] i dont want to spend another minute with t